I explained to Xiao Qin why I wanted to blow up the inflatable doll, and Xiao Qin realized her mistake.
"So Ye Lin classmate was helping Uncle Ye check the quality of the product! Why didn't you tell me earlier? "
"Nonsense! What should I have told you? My mouth was used to blow air! Do you know how hard it is to blow air into an inflatable doll! "
"I, I was wrong." Xiao Qin apologized, "I didn't notify Ye Lin classmate and followed you all the way here. I even caused all of your previous efforts to go to waste — — how can Ye Lin classmate forgive me?"
I thought about it and said: "Then help me blow the doll up, I'll check if there's any air leaks."
Xiao Qin's face immediately revealed a horrified expression, "But … I'm not interested!"
"What does this have to do with interest!" I lost my patience, "Just blow if I tell you to, don't give me any bullshit!"
I didn't want to be so fierce to Xiao Qin from the bottom of my heart, but the blowpipe of the inflatable doll was designed to be between the doll's legs. Blowing on it was already a very shameful act. If I blew on it in front of Xiao Qin, it would be even more likely for my imagination to run wild. As a result, it would be extremely shameful and I would give up halfway.
"Alright, alright then." Xiao Qin could only agree after seeing my insistence, "Although I'm suspicious of being a lesbian, since it's Ye Lin classmate's order, I can't help it …"
"Lesbian my ass! I'm only blowing air into the doll, don't think too much! "
"I can't not think about it! I heard this is something Zhuang Ni always wanted Gong CaiCai to do for her, I never thought I would have to do it myself one day … "
Xiao Qin imitated me by grabbing the doll's legs while placing her lips between the doll's thighs.
"Ah!"
Xiao Qin let out a shriek as soon as she touched the blowpipe, causing me to ask nervously: "What's wrong?"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin said with a red face, "There's some of your saliva here, I won't be polite, thank you for your hospitality."
Don't drink my saliva like it's royal jelly! It's too easy for your face to be filled with happiness!
"Suck, suck, suck …"
"Stop sucking!" I said angrily, "You're inhaling instead of blowing. The inflatable doll is about to turn into a dried up human! Let's finish this quickly so we can leave! "
There were mountains of adult products in the warehouse, there were over ten thousand condoms alone. It was not suitable for Xiao Qin and I to stay here alone.
Under my repeated urging, Xiao Qin could only obediently start blowing on the inflatable doll, but she always looked in my direction when blowing.
"Just blow. Why do you have to look at me?"
I was puzzled by Xiao Qin's passionate gaze.
"Because …" Xiao Qin mumbled with something in her mouth, "I don't want to be in the same boat as Zhuang Ni, so I have to constantly remind myself that it was Ye Lin classmate who ordered me to blow, I'm blowing for Ye Lin classmate. As long as Ye Lin classmate is happy, I can do whatever I want …"
Don't say things that can easily be misunderstood! Can't you think of the inflatable doll as a balloon or a swimming ring? It's all your fault for saying those double entendres, making me feel hot all over!
If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have let Xiao Qin blow it, I would have blown it myself, now I'm even more tired.
After Xiao Qin blew the inflatable doll until it was smooth and round, I told Xiao Qin to plug up the vent, then I walked over to check if there were any air leaks.
"Ah, Ye Lin classmate is so perverted!"
Xiao Qin shouted from the side when I was inspecting a possible air leak on the inflatable doll's butt.
Enough! I'm touching it, not you! Also, inflatable dolls have a comical appearance, I would never treat it as a female of the same species! It might be possible with the real doll in the big room!
In order to conduct a pressure experiment, I punched the inflatable doll's abdomen twice. As a result, the vent of the inflatable doll immediately opened and all the air that Xiao Qin breathed in leaked out.
"Why, why are you doing this?" Xiao Qin was deeply shocked, "Does Ye Lin classmate want me to blow it over and over again? I don't have that kind of hobby! Don't make me develop a strange hobby! "
"I won't let you blow it anymore ~ ~ ~" I said unsure whether to laugh or cry, "This inflatable doll has a design flaw, it can't withstand the weight of the customer, I have to get rid of the same batch of goods as it!"
I said as I placed the "Seven Fairies" that were of questionable quality into the cardboard box together with the leaky massage stick and the expired delay wipes.
"So they'll be discarded as soon as they leak air?" I don't know why Xiao Qin started to sympathize with those inflatable dolls. "Ye Lin classmate is so fickle! You just throw it away like that, if one day I leak air because of you, would Ye Lin classmate also throw me away without blinking an eye? "
Who would play with you! It's not like you'll shrivel up just because you get burned by a cigarette butt! Also, if I throw it away, Auntie Ren will kick me into DongShan Lake!
I made a prompt decision, sealed the cardboard box and left the warehouse with Xiao Qin. We didn't stay any longer in case something bad happened.
"Ye Lin classmate, how are you going to deal with these inferior goods?" Xiao Qin asked curiously with her hands behind her back, "Are you going to burn them like how you sell cigarettes?"
"That would be too exaggerated." I said, "I'll use a pair of scissors and a screwdriver to break them, then I'll throw them into the trash in batches to prevent others from picking them up and using them again …"
The leaky inflatable dolls and expired delay wipes are fine, but the leaky massage sticks are the biggest safety hazard. It would be a disaster if they were sold on the market.
If Xiao Qin wasn't next to me, I could just throw them away in every trash bin I see. But if Xiao Qin was next to me, I don't know what she would say every time I throw away the goods. So I decided to bring the defective goods back to school and find an opportunity to deal with them.
In the end, I forgot that I had to take the subway back to school, then I had to go through security, then they had to scan the goods in my box.
The uniformed security inspector didn't say anything after she saw the five massage sticks and other incongruous items in my suitcase, but she cast a sympathetic glance at Xiao Qin.
Sympathy my ass! It's not like these massage sticks are for Xiao Qin to use! Big Sister, please use your brain! From a biological point of view, a girl can't handle five massage sticks!
When Xiao Qin and I were sitting on the subway, we saw the subway civilized warrior trying to persuade an auntie not to spit on the ground. In the end, he was scolded by the unreasonable auntie.
I suddenly remembered the bet with the Red Star Hero, so I said to Xiao Qin: "The Justice Alliance of Dongshan wants to compete with me to see who can catch the naked devil and the Demonic Zombie first …"
"I understand." Xiao Qin nodded, "In order for Ye Lin classmate to win, I will submerge the members of the Justice Alliance of Dongshan into Dongshan Lake. How about we start with the subway civilized warrior …"
"Don't do the same thing your father did with the Triads!" I roared, "Also, even though I made a bet with the Justice Alliance of Dongshan, I actually wanted to lose on purpose!"
I then explained my reasoning and told Xiao Qin that the biggest suspect for the naked devil was young master Xu.
"So that's how it is." Xiao Qin muttered, "So you're saying that you have to find out who the Demonic Zombie is, then inform the Justice Alliance of Dongshan and have them catch the person for you?"
"That's right. Also, you might not know, but the Red Star Hero you once interacted with is Wan Dong, the third ranked martial arts expert in Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy … right, what school is he from? Could you tell when you fought him? "
"I couldn't tell. At the time, he wanted to take off my hood and expose my true identity. It made me very angry, so I blacked out and I can't remember what I did to him after that … "
Damn, so the Red Star Hero was defeated by Xiao Qin in her Little Tyrant state? If that's the case, then it's normal for him to have lingering fears. Even in Berserker mode, I could only fight to a draw with Dark Xiao Qin …
If I also consider the time when Xiao Qin destroyed the bamboo forest on Cuisong Mountain, then it seems that the destructive power of the drunk Xiao Qin is even greater than the Dark Xiao Qin. My childhood friend's strength is unfathomable. With her Little Tyrant personality, I'm afraid she's still a difficult existence to deal with.
After we returned to school, Xiao Qin reluctantly separated from me. I carried the box of defective goods back to room 222.
"Bro Ye Lin, what's that?" Shu Zhe asked curiously while playing with his phone, "Is it food or something?"
"Do you want to know?" Since I learned from Shu Zhe's mistake when he stole from BWK, I said in a bad mood, "Won't you understand once you secretly open the package? But I'm warning you, if you open it, I'll use everything inside on you! "
Shu Zhe was terrified after I said it so resolutely and didn't ask any more questions.
That night, I took out a massage stick from the box to dismantle it, but Shu Zhe, who just came out of the bathroom, was so scared that he dropped his towel.
"Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing? I didn't peek at your stuff this time! Don't use this thing on me! "
I looked at him with disdain while holding the massage stick in my hand, "Who said I was going to use it on you? I'm not interested in traps, hurry up and put on your clothes! There are quality issues with these goods, so I'm going to destroy them! "
Shu Zhe calmed down after hearing what I said, but he was still lying on the bed with the sheets draped over him. He curiously watched me fiddle with the sinister prop in my hand.
"Um … bro Ye Lin, you've been running an adult goods store for so long, do you have any negative effects on your hobbies?"
He asked as if he was a bit worried.
"What does that have to do with you?" I snorted, "What does my hobbies have to do with you?"
"How does it have nothing to do with me?" Shu Zhe raised his voice, "If you suddenly use this thing on my sister after you become a couple, my sister will definitely break up with you! So bro Ye Lin, you have to be patient. Even if you have any hobbies, wait until you inherit the inheritance and marry my sister … "
That way, Shu Sha can get half of my assets, right! Wouldn't the assets in your sister's hands also go to you? Keep dreaming!
Even if I did have some hobbies, I won't force the class leader to divorce me! At that time, I'll vent on you, the trap brother-in-law! You don't care about anything as long as you get the money!
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