Zhuang Ni must have had to rest at home for a few days because I splashed her with ice water and the ice got stuck in her windpipe. Since it was normal for her to take sick leave, the class leader and the others didn't suspect anything.
However, I was surprised that Zhuang Ni didn't immediately cause trouble for me after she came back. She didn't even threaten me with revenge in the future.
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni was unconscious the entire time we were saving her. She didn't seem to remember me ripping open her clothes and underwear, otherwise she wouldn't have let me off so easily.
At this moment, the girls were still discussing what to do if they encountered a naked devil or other perverts.
Xiong YaoYue thought back to the old man she met on the bus in elementary school and said angrily: "Bastard, bring a knife next time on the bus. If he dares to expose himself again, I'll cut him up with a knife and cook him at home."
Hey! You can't eat that thing just because you want to! Girl, you're losing all of your integrity!
"You can't be afraid if you encounter a pervert." Zhuang Ni said to Gong CaiCai patiently, "Nail clippers, staples, pens, and keys are all good tools for self-defense. When the time comes, you can boldly use them on criminals without worry. Article 20, paragraph 3 of the criminal law states that if you use self-defense against an ongoing assault, murder, robbery, rape, kidnapping, or other violent crime that seriously endangers personal safety, you won't be considered to be excessive self-defense and you won't have to bear criminal responsibility. This is the so-called 'special self-defense'. As a woman, you have to make good use of this point. "
Zhuang Ni glanced at me from the corner of her eyes as she spoke. It was as if she was telling me that she would kill me without hesitation if she had the chance to use 'special self-defense'.
"It's not good to teach Cai Cai how to defend herself." Loud Mouth frowned, "Cai Cai can't even kill a bug, how can you expect her to use a pen to poke criminals? I think we shouldn't let Cai Cai go out by herself. "
"That's true." Zhuang Ni nodded, "Even though you're fat, your words are reasonable. If Cai Cai wants to leave the school during this time, let me accompany her. I definitely won't let a pervert hurt you. "
"I'll strangle you first. Who told you to call me fat? "Loud Mouth was furious.
"Th-thank you!" Hearing that Zhuang Ni was willing to protect her, Gong CaiCai politely bowed to Zhuang Ni. She didn't expect that Zhuang Ni was with her for something else. Maybe she wanted to trick her into a hotel room to touch and hug her.
"Girls should pay attention to safety during this time." The class leader came over and concluded, "If possible, try to move in groups of three to five when you leave the school gate. That way you can look out for each other."
"It's not that easy to gather three to five people!" A girl complained. "Sometimes there's an emergency, and you need to go out alone! Not everyone has a boyfriend who can accompany them at any time … "
"You can ask Xiong YaoYue to go with you in an emergency." The class leader decided, "Her situation is special, so you can treat her like a boy. You can also buy her an ice cream …"
"Hey." Xiong YaoYue said with dissatisfaction, "Class leader, who are you to treat me like a boy? Also, who said that buying an ice cream was enough to get rid of him? I need Haagen-Dazs! "
Zhuang Ni taunted while being choked by Loud Mouth, "If a criminal gives you a Haagen-Dazs, wouldn't you go with them?"
"Nonsense!" Xiong YaoYue slammed the table angrily, "I'm not that cheap!"
The girls chattered for a while, then Xiong YaoYue suddenly clapped her fists and announced happily: "Everyone quiet down! I thought of a good way to deal with perverts! Even Cai Cai should be able to use this move! "
Gong CaiCai was stunned. She quickly widened her eyes and quietly listened to Xiong YaoYue's brilliant plan.
"Hehe," Xiong YaoYue rubbed the tip of her nose with her index finger after becoming the focus of everyone's attention. She revealed her canine teeth proudly, "There's no need to fear perverts like the naked demon. The method I'm going to talk about can be used to deal with worse behavior! First, don't panic, pretend to be submissive … "
"Submissive?" Gong CaiCai blinked, "I'm pretty good at that …"
"You can't be submissive to the end!" Xiong YaoYue continued, "You have to always remember that submissive is just a facade. After the criminal is deceived by the facade, tell him: Don't be rough on me, I actually want it too. Take off your pants first?"
Gong CaiCai's face suddenly turned as red as a tomato, "How, how can I say something like that?"
"You have to say it even if you can't!" Xiong YaoYue raised her voice, "If the criminal falls for your trick and takes off his pants, then you've succeeded! As soon as he takes his pants down to his knees, you immediately turn around and run! At that time, his pants will be in the way and he definitely won't be able to catch up to you! "
After listening to Xiong YaoYue's stupid suggestion, the surrounding girls all shook their heads.
Zhuang Ni commented: "Maybe you can use this trick, but CaiCai can't do it no matter what. When she opened her mouth to trick the criminal into taking off his pants, her face was already red to the point that her brain crashed."
"Also, are you sure the criminal won't be able to catch up to CaiCai if he takes his pants down to his knees?" Loud Mouth also followed up, "CaiCai usually falls on the ground when she has nothing to do. If the criminal chases after her, she might not even be able to take a step — — you run pretty fast, but you don't even need to use the previous steps. You can just turn around and run, there shouldn't be many perverts that can catch up to you!"
"That's not necessarily true." Xiong YaoYue curled her lips, "Ye Lin can catch up to me. I still need to use this trick to deal with perverts of the same level as him."
Hey, what do you mean by perverts of the same level as me! Do you mean perverts with the same physique as me? Don't just randomly shorten the keywords!
The break time between classes was quite long. Everyone discussed for a while, but the class bell did not ring.
I casually walked a few steps in the middle of the classroom and found Eunuch Cao in the front row engrossed in reading a book titled 'Practical Women's Self-Defense'.
I snatched the book and flipped through it. I realized the contents were the same and it wasn't a fake H book. I was puzzled.
"Eunuch Cao, what's wrong with you? Why are you researching women's self-defense? It's not like you're a woman, perverts wouldn't target you no matter how blind they are. "
"Master, you only know one side and not the other!" Eunuch Cao shook his head, "As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated. I might not be a woman, and I won't be a woman in the future, but I can be a pervert! That's why it's necessary to research women's self-defense to see what kind of counterattacks you might face … "
I hit Eunuch Cao's head with a knuckle and made his face intimately touch the desk.
"Huh? Eunuch Cao has a book like 'Women's Self-Defense'? Let me see! "
Loud Mouth extended her hand towards me and I handed over the book despite Eunuch Cao's objections.
"Master, don't let them see." Eunuch Cao said with a pained expression, "If they learn those moves, it would be suicidal for us!"
"Suicidal my ass!" I said with disdain, "You want to be a pervert with your physique? Let's take that girl over there for example. Can you beat Loud Mouth, Xiong YaoYue, or the class leader and Zhuang Ni? "
"I can beat Gong CaiCai …" Eunuch Cao muttered to himself in a voice that the girls couldn't hear.
"Hmph, Zhuang Ni can turn you into a damn fatty at any moment if you have any ideas about Gong CaiCai!"
Eunuch Cao looked at Zhuang Ni's back with a fearful expression and swallowed his saliva.
"Um, I can still beat Shu Zhe …"
Eunuch Cao said again, unconvinced.
Shu Zhe is a man! I really don't know what to say about you being a pervert!
But then again, with Shu Zhe's increasingly feminine appearance, there's a chance he would be followed by perverts if he wore gender-neutral clothes.
While I was letting my imagination run wild, the girls gathered together and studied 'Practical Women's Self-Defense' for a long time. They were very interested in the 'sure-kill pervert' technique recorded in the book.
Xiong YaoYue read from the book like a repeater:
"The first step, when the pervert's hands reach towards you, please remain calm and steady."
"The second step, when the pervert is about to catch you, you must suddenly bend your waist, bend your knees, and tighten your neck and shoulder muscles."
"The third step, when the pervert is close enough, please kick off with both feet, straighten your body, and use your head to hit the pervert's jaw. Since the human skull is the hardest and the lower jaw is densely packed with nerves, this attack can easily cause the pervert to become dizzy or even have a concussion. "
"The fourth step, use both hands to grab the pervert's sleeves or arms, and use your knees to attack the pervert's crotch. There's no limit to the number of times."
"The fifth step, the pain will cause the pervert to bend over. At this time, you can use both hands to grab the pervert's hair and use your knees to slam into his face."
"The sixth step, if nothing unexpected happens, the pervert will already be lying on the ground and won't be a threat to you. You can use your shoes to step on the pervert's weak spots, using high heels is the best …"
"It seems pretty practical." Loud Mouth commented, "This set of moves is easy to learn, if everyone can learn it, they won't have to be afraid of perverts!"
"I'm afraid it won't be that easy." The class leader frowned, "A lot of girls fall victim to perverts because they can't keep their cool. Once they panic, even the best self-defense skills won't work."
"As long as you practice it regularly, you won't panic!" Xiong YaoYue said loudly, "Didn't the teacher always say, 'Normal is like a test, test is like normal'? If the girls in our class practiced this technique once a day, they wouldn't be at the mercy of perverts if they really met one! "
The class leader smiled bitterly, "That's easy for you to say, but how do the girls in our class practice? Do they practice against the air? Also, this killer move has an obvious weakness, which is if the pervert is taller than you, what if you encounter a short pervert? "
"Where do all these short perverts come from?" Xiong YaoYue said, "Whether it's the panty thief or the naked devil, aren't they all tall? But you're right, the girls can't practice against the air, they need a suitable sparring partner … "
"Oh right, let's let Ye Lin be the sparring partner for the girls! He has thick skin and isn't afraid of getting hit, and he's also tall. Let him be the sparring partner for all the girls every day before school, that way everyone won't be afraid of a real pervert! "
Sparring my ass! It's true that I have thick skin, but your killer move hits my chin and crotch. I don't need all the girls to take turns on me, I'll go see Marx if you do it to me!
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