According to Xiong YaoYue's idea, the process of sparring with the girls in our class should go like this:
Early in the morning, I went to the classroom alone. Every time a girl entered the classroom, I would stretch out my arms horizontally and slowly move towards the girl like a zombie. The girl could then follow the method taught in 'Practical Women's Self-Defense' and use their ultimate skills on me. This way, I could practice every day and learn new things from the past.
Xiong YaoYue also suggested all the boys (as long as they were taller than the shortest girl) to join the program. That way, the class could be split into two groups during PE class and undergo the super practical "Retaliate against perverts" training.
It's super embarrassing! Outsiders wouldn't be able to tell it's Counter Perverts training, they would think we're cosplaying from Plants vs Zombies! Also, who can guarantee that the vulgar boys led by Eunuch Cao won't purposely touch the girls' breasts, and who can guarantee that the tomboys led by Xiong YaoYue won't kick the boys' balls to pieces!
Fortunately, the class leader was rational enough to reject Xiong YaoYue's unreliable proposal. She only allowed the girls who were interested in women's self-defense techniques to form teams and didn't involve the boys.
The next day was the weekend, so my dad called me to ask if I had time to go back to the warehouse and help organize the adult products. He had to prepare for class as a physics teacher, so he couldn't leave.
I couldn't wait for my dad to pull himself together and become a high school teacher, so I had to do everything I could to make sure he didn't have any worries.
"Don't worry dad, even though our old home is now a warehouse, I still miss it. I'll go back and take a look today!"
Ever since I fell into a coma two years ago, my dad hasn't really taken care of the Happy Valley adult products store. It's all Uncle Fireball and Director Cao's help.
Now that my dad is teaching in a high school and Director Cao's movie career is on the right track, Uncle Fireball is one of the shareholders, so he's actually the owner of the store. He also has a key to our warehouse and would often come over to deliver the goods.
But he wasn't here today. He went to another city to discuss becoming the sole distributor for the Nalone brand in Dong Shan city. Thus, I became the only living person in a warehouse full of adult products.
It's not an exaggeration to describe the adult products in the warehouse.
It was a house that had been there for many years, but now it was almost unrecognizable because of the piling up of goods everywhere (in order to facilitate the transportation of goods, even the interior doors had been removed).
As soon as I stepped into the house, I saw a female corpse on the ground. I was so scared that I almost peed my pants.
The girl's naked body, which showed no signs of life, was placed in a black plastic bag from the chest down. It was definitely a murder scene that was about to be destroyed.
What the hell is going on? Could it be that you, Uncle Fireball, finally had sex and took the risk out of desperation, cruelly humiliated and killed a young girl, and then used the excuse of discussing the matter of the representative to abscond?!
Why did you do such a thing! I don't know how sad the class leader would be if you did something like that. Instead of killing him, you might as well just burst his chrysanthemum!
After I calmed down and took a closer look, I realized that it wasn't a real person. It was a highly realistic silicone doll.
Two years ago, when my dad was purchasing goods from the same industry, he also included three dolls that were worth over ten thousand RMB. Only two of them were sold, and the third one was mistakenly sent to a warehouse in Iceland for a while due to a mishap. It was only sent back later, and it just returned to our hands.
Speaking of which, the silver-haired loli doll in front of me looked a bit like Ai Mi. It made me feel extremely guilty. I quickly put her head in the plastic bag and left the house.
According to my dad's instructions, I had to discard any expired or defective goods and not sell them on the website. Uncle Fireball didn't agree with my dad's overly honest methods. He felt that defective goods could still be sold. At most, he could just tell the customer it was defective and sell it at a lower price.
My dad seriously educated me and Uncle Fireball: "I never intentionally buy fake or inferior goods. It's just that when I was purchasing goods from the same industry, it was hard to avoid a mix of good and bad, so there were some fake and inferior goods mixed in. I'm a bit busy right now, so if you have time, pick out the fake and inferior goods and don't ruin the reputation of our Happy Valley Adult Products Store … "
It could be seen that my dad was less and less involved in managing the adult products store under Auntie Ren's orders, but he still had some feelings for the Happy Valley Adult Products Store.
I followed my dad's orders and took advantage of the fact that Uncle Fireball wasn't here to take away the goods that were of questionable quality. Then, I would throw them away at every trash station.
First of all, his dad had mentioned that there would be a slight leakage of electricity during use. Although Uncle Fireball said that this thing could be labeled as "Double Stimulation of Vibration and Electric Shock" and sold on the internet, his dad firmly rejected it.
"This is the type that comes with a lithium battery. Haven't you heard that some cell phones have lithium batteries that can explode? It's not a good sign that it's leaking electricity! If it explodes during use, the consequences would be unthinkable! If the customer is shy and doesn't seek medical attention in time, they might die! "
I had a deep memory of the old man's massage sticks, so I found a total of five of them and put them into a cardboard box that might explode.
Next were two large packs of wet wipes. Since the expiration date was about to pass, my dad told me to throw them away as soon as possible, or else Uncle Fireball would give them away as gifts.
The hardest part was the seven inflatable dolls that needed to be tested (compared to real dolls, the price is very low). According to my dad, this brand of inflatable dolls has a high chance of leaking air. Even transporting and storing them might cause invisible holes on the surface. The only way to test them was to blow them up and see if they would leak air.
My dad told me that the outermost one of the "Seven Fairies" was the one that was most likely to leak air. If I blew it up and it didn't leak air, then it meant that the remaining six could be sold normally. If I blew it up and it leaked air, then I might as well throw away the rest of the dolls — — I bought them for a low price anyway.
I looked at the soft humanoid object that I pulled out from the packaging and couldn't help but frown.
Most people might not know that adult products like inflatable dolls were invented by the Nazi's.
In order to pursue an illusory "pure Aryan" standard, the Nazis had strict quantitative standards for skin color, hair color, eye color, and skull length. Not only did they kill Jews, Gypsies, and Slavs, but they also conscripted men and women who met the criteria to give birth to pure Aryan babies. In order to prevent the "Aryan" from having sex with other races, they also invented inflatable dolls to help solve physiological problems.
Perhaps it's because the inflatable dolls were invented by the Germans that compared to real dolls that are comparable to real people, inflatable dolls are a disaster in the history of adult products. If it's up to me, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to send this thing to the 18th level of hell and then seal it in the deepest part of Pandora's box.
It doesn't matter if the inflatable doll is blown up or not, it's still a huge problem! It looks like a pile of human skin in my hand! The face of the inflatable doll is also a pile of tragedy! The eyes are O-shaped, the mouth is O-shaped, and even the nose is O-shaped! Also, it looks like the McDonald's clown with heavy makeup! People who can rub themselves in front of this thing can completely treat a McDonald's commercial as an AV!
Also, the inflatable doll in my hand is abnormally wicked. I don't know if the designer took the wrong medicine or if it was a bad taste, but they actually placed the inflatable opening between the doll's legs. It seems to be imitating a certain sensitive female organ.
What's even worse is that the inflatable opening doesn't match the pump in my warehouse, it's a size smaller than the one in my house.
"Damn!" In order to complete my dad's request, I actually have to blow up this inflatable doll with my own mouth? He felt so embarrassed and shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it …
"Huhuhu — —"
I was holding the inflatable doll's legs and blowing it into a human shape when I heard a person scream in my ear:
"Oh my god! Ye Lin classmate, what are you doing! I never thought you would have this kind of hobby! "
I looked towards the direction of the voice and found that Xiao Qin had arrived at some point in time. She was holding a warehouse key that was identical to mine.
Did you follow me here? It's not like you don't know that this warehouse is filled with adult products! You shouldn't come here as a girl!
"Ye Lin classmate, how can you point your mouth there!?" Xiao Qin was very agitated and wanted to reach out and take the inflatable doll away from me.
But I didn't want to give up halfway, so I only glared at her and continued blowing.
Xiao Qin's voice gradually quieted down when she saw that I was focused on blowing and ignoring her.
"Even if, even if you really like kissing there, don't kiss a plastic doll …"
I still ignored her and concentrated on my own work.
"If, if you really like it and you can't not do it … I might as well … I might as well let you kiss there too!!"
Xiao Qin tightly closed her eyes and shouted at me as if she had made up her mind.
Damn, I'm pissed! I threw the inflatable doll that was about to finish blowing to the side. It hissed and emitted air, then it deflated after a while.
Xiao Qin didn't realize her serious mistake and stared at me with a puzzled expression.
I waited for her to apologize, but I never expected her to glance at the collapsed inflatable doll with a blushing face.
"Does, does Ye Lin classmate want to kiss me right now? Right now, do you want me to take the same embarrassing position as her? "
The inflatable doll has already withered! You're not human to be able to take the same position as it! It's all your fault! I have to do all the work I was supposed to do!
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