"Holy sh * t, Yun Huang is simply godly."
"Even Sun Wukong's birthday was calculated by him. Awesome, too awesome."
"Even this is possible. I feel a little dizzy."
Yu Qianhua pursed his lips and said with a wry smile, "Mr. Xiao, I'm impressed. Really. How boring is this?
Only a smart person would do such a weird thing. "
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yunhai said, "This is knowledge. In fact, my research on 'Journey to the West' is also written in my
Song. For example, in the episode 'The Real and Fake Monkey King', Sun Wukong can't find anyone. No one knows if it's real or fake.
If it's me, can I tell them apart very easily? "
Guo Gang said, "How?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Find two fruits. One is a peach, the other is a durian. The one who chooses the durian is the real Sun Wukong."
Yu Qianhua said, "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Because the song I wrote for Piaopiao has already given you the answer. Can any of you think
Of it? "
Everyone thought for a long time but couldn't think of anything.
The camera was pointed at Dong Piaopiao. She frowned slightly as if she was deep in thought. In the end, she shook her head helplessly.
Yu Qianhua said, "I really want to hear which line of the lyrics has the answer."
Xiao Yunhai said, "The first line in 'Red Bean'. 'There are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys. I would rather choose the durian than let go.'"
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"That's fine."
Dong Piaopiao laughed until she was convulsing. She didn't care about her goddess image at all.
Guo Gang gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Xiao, you're really amazing. Teacher Yu is impressed. I, Guo Gang, am impressed.
I'm impressed. "
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "Actually, this is nothing. I'm also very knowledgeable about the Three Kingdoms. For example, everyone knows that Zhuge Liang was a military strategist, writer, astronomer, and inventor. But did you know that he was also a medical scientist? "
Guo Gang was stunned and asked, "Why? Could it be that he knew how to operate on people? Teacher Yu, have you heard of it? "
Yu Qianhua shook his head and said, "No. But I can guarantee that whether it is the Records of the Three Kingdoms or the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there is not a single word about Zhuge Liang being a medical expert. Mr. Xiao, how did you figure it out? "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Why else would I say that your research is not as deep as mine? In the later period of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang died in the Wuzhang Plain. He calculated that after his death, the Shu general Wei Yan would rebel, so he arranged for Ma Dai to kill him. It stands to reason that Ma Dai's kung fu is not as good as Wei Yan's. How could he have killed him? "
Guo Gang showed a puzzled expression and asked, "What does this have to do with medicine?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I've already said this much, but you still don't understand. Ma Dai, surnamed Ma, given name Dai, given name Ding Lin. Martinoline specializes in treating gastritis. "
"Tsk." Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
In this world, there was also mandelin, and it was also a medicine used to treat gastritis.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Damn, you can even explain it like that."
"This is too awesome. I'm dying of laughter."
"Yun Huang is simply a weirdo."
"Fortunately, he is not in the crosstalk industry. Otherwise, he would have laughed to death."
In the private room, Zhao Wanqing and her family were convulsing with laughter. Chen Xiuzhu was about to cry.
"This brat has gone crazy," Xiao Changfeng said.
Zhao Mingsheng smiled and said, "Even Mr. Guo can't handle it. Yunhai is really too awesome."
Guo Gang said, "Mr. Xiao, please don't do crosstalk. Otherwise, we won't be able to survive."
Yu Qianhua said, "Anyway, I'm convinced. I'm prostrating."
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's not over yet. I just talked about 'Journey to the West' and 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'. Next, let's talk about 'Water Margin'. I've read this novel many times. It's written very well. Didn't people say that the meaning of a book will be revealed after reading it a hundred times? I had nothing to do that day, so I summarized it. Sigh, you don't say, it really worked. At most, it's a hundred words, and such a thick book was settled. "
Yu Qianhua asked, "How did you summarize it? Tell us and let everyone hear it. "
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Okay. In short, the Great Song Corporation is rich and powerful. The small foreman of the branch, Chao Gai, embezzled Chairman Zhao Ji's private money to establish Liangshan Fishery. Later, Song Jiang of the Great Song Corporation made a mistake and was forced to jump ship to Liangshan. He recruited people and stole Chao Gai's position as Chairman. Liangshan Fishery did better and better. It continued to expand its business and developed into the largest group in the Ludong area. It stole a lot of business from the Great Song Corporation. Later, the Great Song Corporation successfully acquired Liangshan Corporation. Song Jiang became the manager of the branch and drowned in a river when he was drunk. "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Guo Gang also couldn't help laughing and said, "Mr. Xiao, your interpretation is too awesome. However, if you think about it carefully, that's really the case. "
Yu Qianhua said, "That's right. If Song Jiang can hold on, the Great Song Corporation really can't do anything to him. What about 'Dream of the Red Chamber'? Have you come up with any results? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "This is really not easy. How about this? Today is a big day for our De Xin Society. I'll give everyone a few riddles. The answers are all the names of the people in 'Dream of the Red Chamber'. I'll only give five of them that are more difficult. Let's see how everyone's research is going. "
Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "If everyone answers, will Mr. Xiao have any rewards?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Rewards? What rewards do you want? "
Guo Gang said, "That's simple. Just sing a song. What do you think, everyone? "
"Sure," everyone answered in unison.
Yu Qianhua said, "Then everyone has to guess carefully. Especially the teachers who have studied 'Dream of the Red Chamber'. You must use your brains more. "
Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly and said, "I haven't agreed yet. You guys reacted quite quickly. When I was filming 'Journey to the West', I really wrote a song called 'Wukong'. If all of you get it right, I'll sing it for everyone. However, as long as there's one mistake, this matter is over. How about it? "
Guo Gang said, "No problem. I don't believe that a thousand people can't answer five riddles. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Listen carefully. The riddle is three words, Yan Nanfei. “
Guo Gang thought for a moment and shook his head with a bitter smile. "I really don't have much research on 'Dream of the Red Chamber'. Teacher Yu, what about you? "
Yu Qianhua said, "Yan Nanfei is definitely related to autumn, but I can't guess it either. Everyone, who knows? “
At this moment, Wang Guoan raised his hand.
"Aiyo, Teacher Wang Guoan knows. He's our savior. Little Yue, quickly give Teacher Wang a microphone, "Guo Gang said.
Yue Mingliang hurriedly ran over and handed Wang Guoan a microphone.
Wang Guoan smiled and said, "I acted in 'Dream of the Red Chamber' before, so I'm quite familiar with the original novel. If I'm not wrong, Yunhai's riddle should be Qiu Xin. "
"Alright."
"Yes, that's right."
"Yan Nanfei, Qiu Xin, a perfect match."
The audience applauded in unison.
Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right. Teacher Wang is really amazing. The second riddle, Treading in Snow to Seek Plum Blossoms. "
Wang Guoan did not even think and answered, "Is there a need to say it? It's definitely Tanchun. "
"Alright." The applause was thunderous.
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