"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai's movements were very natural, and the way he spoke also carried a sense of humour. Even though the burden here was not big, it was still very loud.
For a crosstalk actor to be able to use all sorts of methods to turn a small burden into a big one, or to turn a non-existent burden into a burden, that was true skill.
Yu Qianhua said, "Aiyo, did you break it from the fall?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "If you broke it, you wouldn't be afraid of anything. Even if you broke an arm or a leg, the hospital could just pick it up and order it around. The problem is that the place it fell was not suitable. It … it was not a place for humans to stay!
"Oh, I fell into a tiger's den!"
"When I looked up, there was a big tiger lying down not too far away. I was so scared that my voice changed!"
Xiao Yunhai's face showed a look of horror. His lips were trembling as he said, "Aiyo … Mom … Ya …"
Yu Qianhua said, "Why did you call the tiger Mom?"
Xiao Yunhai said unhappily, "Mom? You can't even call her Grandma! I'm done for. This young man weighs more than 150 kilograms. Including the bones and meat, it's just enough for the tiger to have lunch. "
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed again.
"Don't be anxious. Slowly think of a way."
"My head is already big! When I stole a glance at the tiger, it was really not bad. "
"The tiger didn't see you?"
Xiao Yunhai said with a sad face, "It was just communicating with me!"
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Yun Huang's crosstalk is really too funny."
"Back when he hosted the Golden Goblet Awards, I knew that there would be no problem with him doing crosstalk."
In the private room, Zhao Wanqing was laughing as she said, "Don't say that. When Yunhai does crosstalk, it really is quite good. "
Zhao Mingsheng said, "To be able to reach such a level in just a few days of learning, Yunhai is really a genius."
Yu Qianhua said, "Ah? I'm staring at you! "
Xiao Yunhai said, "When this tiger kicked me, my brain 'quivered' and 'rubbed, rubbed, rubbed', many images of heroes emerged!"
"Heh! What heroic image! "
"When I looked up, there were many people looking at me. We are the young people of this era. We can't embarrass the young people by falling into the tiger's mouth in front of so many people! Why don't you listen to Beijing Opera's Wu Song Fights the Tiger?
"Okay!"
"Okay? That's fake! Today, this bro is practicing for real! I'll let you all have an eye-opening experience! "
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed when they heard that.
Yu Qianhua said, "Oh, you're really good at fighting tigers."
"Okay what?"
"Good thinking."
"That's a good idea, but you have to stand up!"
"My legs are weak!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "That's what I was thinking at that time. We've all gone through legal education. Did you know there's an Animal Protection Act? "
Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "I know."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Whoever kills the tiger will be sentenced to two years in prison!"
Yu Qianhua: "You have a strong sense of the law."
Xiao Yunhai: "Who do you think came up with such a law? Does it mean that I'm breaking the law by killing the tiger, and the tiger will eat me for free? "
Yu Qianhua: "That's to protect wild animals."
Xiao Yunhai: "You protect the women and children, but those wild animals are so strong. Why are you protecting them?"
Yu Qianhua: "Even so, they still need to be protected."
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm still thinking about it. It's a mess up there. This person is shouting: "Someone! Hurry up and save them! Someone fell into the tiger's den! " There are even people cheering me on: "Hey, bro, hold on!" When I heard that: "What? Hold on? What is this place? Can I hold on?! You guys are really just standing there and talking. Come down and hold on for me to see! " "Haha."
"Hahaha."
The website was already bustling with activity.
"Quickly go and watch De Xin Society's performance. Yun Huang is currently performing crosstalk with Teacher Yu."
"Are you serious? Yun Huang is performing crosstalk. Can he do it? "
"Sure, why not? Even the joke segments were written by Yun Huang. "
"Then hurry up, I have to go and take a look."
In a short two minutes, the number of netizens who bought De Xin Society's crosstalk broadcast increased by 3 million.
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were gradually getting into a good mood.
Yu Qianhua: "Aren't they worried about you?"
"But it can't be so messy! An old man shouted to me: "Child, you need a weapon to fight the tiger. Come, I'll throw you my walking stick!" ""
"Walking stick?"
"An older sister-in-law shouted to me:" Bro, do you want a knife? Older sister-in-law has a fruit knife here! "
"Hey! Look at these two weapons. "
"This one suggested throwing a brick for me to step on to climb up. That one suggested throwing a cigarette for me to take a puff to perk myself up. An old lady was really kind-hearted. She was so kind-hearted that tears came out. She leaned on the side and shouted to me: "Child, I'll give you a pen. If you have anything to say, write it down first!" "" ""
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"She's asking him to leave his last words."
Yu Qianhua: "Aiyo, this old lady is really interesting."
Xiao Yunhai: "Listen to this mess! No one is coming out to organize it. Even if they set up a rescue team first! "
"How can they make it in time?"
"Then will throwing the fruit knife and walking stick be useful?"
"These two weapons are a bit lacking when it comes to fighting the tiger."
"The tiger is lazy. What should I do? Poke the tiger with the walking stick?"
"Hey, don't do that. That will only make the tiger more energetic."
"Anyway, that old man up there, what's with your eyes? Look at the place you threw your walking stick. "
"What place?"
"I threw it behind the tiger's butt! Once I've had enough, I'll grab the tiger's tail! "
"Aiyo, don't move around!"
"After thinking about it, I can't move around. It's as the old lady said. While I'm still clear-headed, I'll leave a few words first! I'm not young anymore. The fortune-teller said that I'm 28 years old. This year, I'll be in big trouble. After my birthday, I'm still pretty! "
"I've dodged the big trouble!"
"After thinking about it today, I think the fortune-teller probably told me according to the lunar calendar."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
At this moment, the audience was laughing uncontrollably.
This joke segment was a famous work by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong in his previous life. It was performed at the Spring Festival Gala back then, and the quality was definitely excellent. It just depended on the crosstalk actor's skills.
Although Xiao Yunhai had never learned crosstalk before, he had a sharp tongue and was full of humor cells. So when he performed, he was at ease.
Yu Qianhua: "Alright, it's a strange combination of circumstances."
Xiao Yunhai: "This is what they mean by 'you can't avoid it forever.' If I leave a few words, I'll blame my mom. "
Yu Qianhua: "What does that have to do with your mom?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Look at me. You guys, I'm quite tall. Take a tape measure and measure me. I'm 1.75 meters tall."
Yu Qianhua: "1.75 meters. That's tall enough!"
Xiao Yunhai: "What's there to be tall about? Even my girlfriend is taller than me when she wears high heels. If I have a girlfriend, do you think I can come here on Sundays to watch the tigers? "
Yu Qianhua: "Then why can't you come here?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Why not? Ask the guys who are dating you. When it comes to Sundays, which one of you doesn't go to work at your mother-in-law's house? "
Yu Qianhua: "Is that so?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Is that so? Let me tell you, ever since our second son got married, his mother-in-law's family no longer hired a nanny! "
Yu Qianhua: "Tsk, so you're willing to be a nanny?"
Xiao Yunhai: "It's a little tiring to be a nanny, but it's not life-threatening. We won't be able to meet a big tiger. After work, we can even date. Dating goes to the park. Is there a zoo? What's a park like? Under the moon and flowers, what are you talking about there? It's very interesting. Take a whiff of the smell of a zoo. Take a whiff of it. It's fishy and stinky. What's there to talk about? How can it affect your mood! "
"Hahaha."
"Aiya, damn, I'm really impressed by Yun Huang."
"That's too funny. Yun Huang should be a crosstalk actor. "
Xiao Yunhai's comedic talent was fully displayed in this crosstalk segment.
"Impressive, this kid is too impressive." Wang Guoan said, "Other than Guo Gang and a few other crosstalk masters, I've never seen anyone as impressive as Yunhai in the younger generation."
Sun Yanjun sighed and said, "He's the kind of person who lives for the sake of art. God is too good to him. "
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