Xiao Yunhai: "In the blink of an eye. More than 30 strands of leather straps came down smoothly. I looked up. Whoa! More than 30 people are looking at me with their pants up! So many people are looking at me. I can't embarrass them. This leg hooked the old man's walking stick. This hand picked up the fruit knife that Sister-in-law gave me? "
"This is called: Knowing that there is a tiger on the mountain, but walking towards it! With the red sun in my chest, I dance with the east wind under my feet! Daring to compete with an evil tiger, I won't give in to the demons! Grief and indignation turned into strength. Beating the tiger, there will be a successor! When I exerted my strength, sigh … hehe. "
Yu Qianhua: "How was it?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I stood up …"
"Pfft."
"Hahaha, it seems like he has been sitting the whole time."
Xiao Yunhai: "When I looked, the rope was right in front of me." Pa! "I grabbed it. Zeng! Zeng! Zeng! " In a few steps, I reached the center. As the saying goes, a cornered dog can jump over a wall. When a person is cornered, their strength is not small either! One step, two steps, three steps, four steps. This is called driving! Eh? You said that climbing Mount Everest requires a big tiger to follow behind. Does that mean that a person can climb it? "
Yu Qianhua: "You are talking nonsense. You have the ability."
Xiao Yunhai: "When I looked back, the tiger just opened one eye. Aiyo, this is called victory in sight. This bro has won!"
"Ah, goodbye, friend! Ah, goodbye, friend! Ah, goodbye, goodbye, friend. If I die in battle, you will definitely bury me. "
In this world, this song "Ah, Goodbye, Friend" did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few lines, the classic melody still made people feel comfortable listening to it.
Xiao Yunhai continued: "Goodbye, tiger! No matter what, I won't come here! You'll starve here all by yourself! You look quite lonely by yourself. The zoo leaders also don't care about you. Don't be in such a hurry. Wait for this bro to go out and introduce you to a tigress! "
"Hahaha."
"Cloud Emperor, your mouth is really too glib."
Yu Qianhua: "Tsk! You're still talking nonsense. "
Xiao Yunhai: "When the top kicked me, I kicked my legs, and with a whoosh, I told you that I was out!"
Yu Qianhua: "You're saved!"
Xiao Yunhai: "The crowd was cheering, but I was confused. After he came up, he thought of a crucial problem! Where is the girdle of the girl's dress? "
Yu Qianhua: "You're still thinking about the belt of that dress."
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's here. Quickly take it off and hold it in front of your chest like a garland. Heh, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with … "
Yu Qianhua said, "Stop smelling it! There's also the smell of sweat. "
"Hahaha."
"Teacher Yu, you're really good at praising me."
Xiao Yunhai: "No matter what, try to walk up to the girl and give her a 'Golden Pearl Mamia Gulp'. I swerved and went straight to the girl. "
Yu Qianhua: "Why are you in such a hurry?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I don't have a partner yet, so how can I not be in a hurry!"
Yu Qianhua: "Everyone saved you, so why don't you thank them first?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm trembling, can I even speak?"
Yu Qianhua: "You should shake hands with everyone first!"
Xiao Yunhai: "They won't shake hands with me."
Yu Qianhua: "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai: "They're all holding up their pants!"
Yu Qianhua: "Tsk!"
At this point, the entire crosstalk was considered to have come to an end.
When the two of them bowed to the audience, whether it was the Best Actor, Best Actress, or the ordinary audience, everyone stood up and gave the two of them a round of applause.
"That was awesome. I didn't expect Yun Huang and Teacher Yu to be so good at crosstalk. "
"Teacher Yu is a crosstalk actor, so it's normal for him to be good at it. But Yun Huang has never done crosstalk before, so I didn't expect him to be so good at it. That was awesome. "
"I have to admit that Yun Huang is really a jack of all trades. It's like he knows everything."
The applause went on for a full ten minutes before it stopped.
Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were about to get off the stage when Guo Gang walked up and said, "Teacher Yu, Mr. Xiao, take care. Since we're all here, why don't we have a chat? Mr. Xiao, how does it feel to be on the crosstalk stage? "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "It's great. It's much better than my hosting. Especially when I hear the laughter of our friends in the audience, I feel extremely satisfied, and I get even more excited when I perform. "
Yu Qianhua gave him a thumbs up and said, "To be able to perform crosstalk to such an extent in less than two days, I've never seen it before. No, I should say that I've never heard of it before."
Guo Gang said, "Everyone might not know this. Mr. Xiao has never come into contact with crosstalk before. Two days ago in the afternoon, he took this segment and started learning it from the beginning. He's very serious about crosstalk and has rehearsed it nearly thirty times. He's very particular about the pronunciation and movements of every sentence. I'm really impressed by his attitude. "
"Clap clap clap clap." Thunderous applause rang out.
Xiao Yunhai waved it off and said, "Everyone, you're flattering me."
Guo Gang said, "Mr. Xiao, Teacher Yu has performed crosstalk with you, but I haven't. Why don't the three of us perform a segment? In the words of crosstalk, it's like cheating on the spot. "
Xiao Yunhai was taken aback and said, "What do you mean by cheating on the spot?"
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed.
Guo Gang said, "It's like performing a crosstalk without any preparation."
"Oh." Xiao Yunhai said, "It's just making things up."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
Guo Gang said with a wry smile, "You can say that."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Alright then. Let me ask you a question first. Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, the two of you should have read 'Journey to the West' before, right? "
Guo Gang said, "Not only have I read it, I've also watched the TV series you filmed. You played the role of Erlang Shen in it, right? "
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "That's right. I read it several times before filming. I have a question that I'd like to test everyone. Has anyone divined Sun Wukong's zodiac sign before? "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
Everyone was amused.
Guo Gang said in annoyance, "Mr. Xiao, can we be a little more serious?"
Yu Qianhua said, "Who can divine Sun Wukong's zodiac sign? I'll just have to give it to him. "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "I did."
Guo Gang was taken aback and said, "Are you serious? What is his zodiac sign? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Counting horses."
Yu Qianhua said, "Because he was a Horse Protector?"
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "No. I really calculated it correctly. "
Guo Gang chuckled and said, "Then tell me, how did you figure out his zodiac sign?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "According to the third chapter of 'Journey to the West', 'Sun Wukong discovered that his personal information was recorded in the Book of Life and Death of the King of Hell's Manor:' Born stone monkey, should live to 342 years old and die a good death. 'From this, we can deduce that his age from birth to when he secretly changed the Book of Life and Death was 342 years old."
"Then, he was recruited by the Heavenly Court as a Horse Protector. However, Sun Wukong only worked for half a month as a Horse Protector. According to the book, a day in heaven is a year in the lower realm. From this, we can tell that he stayed in heaven for 15 years. "
"Sun Wukong had just returned to the mountain when the Heavenly Court recruited him for the second time. According to the fifth chapter of 'Journey to the West', Sun Wukong stayed in heaven for more than 180 days, which is 180 years. "
"Next, the Heavenly Court declared war on him. Sun Wukong was trapped in the alchemy furnace for 49 days, which is 49 years. Then, he was suppressed under the Five Fingers Mountain. According to the thirteenth chapter of 'Journey to the West', 'When Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, the heavens fell on this mountain, and a divine monkey was suppressed under it.' In other words, Sun Wukong was suppressed under the mountain when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty. At that time, it was 8 AD. "
"Adding all the previous times, Sun Wukong was 586 years old in 8 AD. Based on this, he was born in 578 BC. 578 BC was the year of Ren Wu, and his zodiac sign was horse. "
After hearing Xiao Yunhai's words, everyone was stunned.
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