The performance on stage continued.
Xiao Yunhai: "Complaining about my mom after leaving a few words. She doesn't like us. I won't say anymore!"
Yu Qianhua: "Leave a few words for the unit."
Xiao Yunhai: "How should I say this? Dear leaders, dear masters, I went out on a Sunday and got eaten by a tiger without paying attention? It's all my fault. I wasn't organized and disciplined enough. I didn't think about the consequences of being eaten by a tiger. "
"Hahaha."
"You didn't think about the consequences. I'm dying of laughter."
Yu Qianhua: "There's no way to think about it!"
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm already dead. What's the point of checking? Forget it. If I'm dead, then I'm dead. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was young … "
Yu Qianhua: "Ah? Living people have never died before. "
"Damn, this is too funny."
"Hahaha."
Everyone was already laughing uncontrollably.
Xiao Yunhai: "This time, when talking to the leader, let's be more strong-willed! Let's tell him that he can give as much compensation as he wants. We won't say anything and won't extort you. It won't be considered a work injury. At most, it'll be a 'natural death.' "
Yu Qianhua: "I think that's the only one."
Xiao Yunhai: "Young man, why didn't you do it well? You just had to let the tiger eat you. I don't think you'll be able to recognize anything …"
Yu Qianhua: "I won't be able to recognize you."
Xiao Yunhai: "I was just blindly thinking about this. Everyone above is giving me ideas." This person said, "Hey … young man, this tiger is quite honest. Let us think of something … Wait a little longer." That person said, "Hey, someone went to find a zookeeper for you!" There was also a young man on the side giving ideas. "Come, come, come. Everyone, shout slogans with me. Let's try to scare the tiger. One, two, three, beat the tiger! One, two, three, beat the tiger!! " "Okay."
Yu Qianhua: "Hey, will this work?"
Xiao Yunhai: "You scared me! "Stop shouting, stop shouting! Are you guys planning to wake the tiger up? If you want to shout slogans, let me do it. "
Yu Qianhua: "Why don't you shout?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm close, so it can hear me clearly. Seriously …"
"One!" Xiao Yunhai shouted loudly, then covered his mouth and whispered, "One, two, three, four, five. Go up the mountain to kill the tiger, but the tiger doesn't eat, only eats the big bad guys!"
Yu Qianhua said, "Alright, even the nursery rhymes are out."
Xiao Yunhai: "Hey! The one above! Shouting slogans didn't work. The tiger couldn't understand! Hey! You guys really have a heroic spirit. How many of you come down! "
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua: "What? Let him come down? "
Xiao Yunhai: "Then what should we do?"
Yu Qianhua said, "Wouldn't they be fed to the tigers when they come down?"
Xiao Yunhai: "You fed the tiger, that's called sacrificing yourself to save others. You deserve to die. When the time comes, I'll even write about it in the newspapers or something. So what if I'm dead? There's no value in feeding it to a tiger. "
Yu Qianhua said, "No, no, no. Even if you're dead, you can still be in the papers."
Xiao Yunhai said, "If it's in the papers, it'll at most be two sentences. A young man accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and lost his life. The relevant departments remind the tourists to pay attention to their safety … "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
When some people heard this, they were convulsing with laughter.
Xiao Changfeng, who was in the private room, said, "This kid is really good. Even his bag is ringing."
Yu Qianhua said, "You've been thinking about it for so long, but it's useless!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't be anxious. Let me discuss it with the tiger!"
Yu Qianhua revealed a look of surprise and said, "You still want to discuss it with the tiger?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Tiger, tiger, just sleep for a while. Heh, open your eyes and look at me. I'm quite skinny. I don't have any meat. If you want to eat, De Xin Society has a Guo Gang who's quite fat. "
When this was said, the loudest laughter since the start of the program rang out.
The camera also caught Guo Gang at the right time. At this moment, he was really shaking his head with a wry smile.
"Damn, this is too funny. Even Guo Gang has appeared in the joke segment. "
"If anyone says that Yun Huang doesn't know how to do crosstalk, I'll slap them to death."
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
Everyone was convulsing with laughter.
Yu Qianhua said, "Ah? Why do you keep thinking about him?
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm just teasing him. It's not like we're really going to send him over. Tiger, tiger, if you don't bite me, I promise — I promise I won't bite you either! "
Yu Qianhua said, "That's the truth!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "If you let me out, I'll definitely live well. We'll listen to our leaders and do our jobs well. At home, we'll be filial to our parents and respect our younger siblings. When we go out, we'll abide by the traffic rules and not spit on the ground! "
Yu Qianhua said, "Hai … What kind of nonsense are you talking about!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't look at it in a mess. You might not even remember it at this time."
Yu Qianhua said, "Aiyo, you're still proud of this?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "What about it?"
Yu Qianhua said, "You should think of a way to get out now!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Think of a way to get out? That's easy for you to say. What kind of place is this? This is a place where tigers are kept! Even tigers can't get out. How can I get out? "
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Look at this wall. It's more than three meters high and there's no pedestal at all. How did you design it? Why didn't you build an elevator! "
Yu Qianhua said, "Never heard of it."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Hai, those above, what … what do you want? You're going to find a zoo keeper for me? The keeper is on Sunday? He's on break, but the tiger isn't! Forget it, all of you, leave! Get out of the zoo and find a TV station. Ask them to send a film crew here and film how the tiger will eat me later! "
Yu Qianhua said, "Why do you want to film this!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I want to film a film of the tiger eating a man and sell it to foreigners for some foreign exchange. It can be considered as this bro's contribution to Hua Xia before I die."
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua said, "Your awareness is quite high!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "You've been talking for so long, but this tiger is only panting and doesn't open its eyes? … Has this tiger degenerated? "
Yu Qianhua said, "This tiger can't degenerate! In order to maintain the tiger's wild nature, zoos often throw live chickens and rabbits into the tiger's den. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Why do they throw live chickens and rabbits?"
Yu Qianhua said, "To train the tiger to catch live food! Especially on Sundays, they have to starve the tiger for a meal. "
Xiao Yunhai's face was full of terror: "Oh no! Today is Sunday! The tiger hasn't eaten yet! It's just right to catch me as a live food. "
Yu Qianhua said, "He caught it all!"
Xiao Yunhai gritted his teeth and said, "This detestable zoo. After I die, I won't let their leaders off!"
Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "Yes! Let them check it properly! "
Xiao Yunhai said, "They have to check it!"
Yu Qianhua said, "Just this once!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Just this once … Just this once? Then this bro will let it go this time, right? "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"My life is important. After I die, the zoo director will be removed from his position! The manager will check it! Six months of bonus will be deducted! Just as I was thinking of this, a girl's melodious voice suddenly came from above. "Hey … Everyone, quickly take off your belts, twist them into ropes, and pull the young man up!" "Okay."
Yu Qianhua said, "Hey, that's a good idea!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "When I heard that, I almost cried! What a good idea. I looked up. Whoa! With a call, more than thirty people were taking off their belts! Aiyo, that's really a good style. Look at this girl. She's wearing a green dress and is taking off her yellow belt. This girl … is simply too beautiful! "
Yu Qianhua said, "Ah? You still have such thoughts at a time like this? "
Xiao Yunhai: "No, what I'm saying is, you said that a girl, at this critical moment, stood up to save a complete stranger. Doesn't this mean that this girl … is a bit interested in me?"
Yu Qianhua said in a bad mood, "You, you're too evil."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Hey? What are you saying? Then tell me, this girl has so many young men standing around her. Why doesn't she look at anyone but me? "
Yu Qianhua said, "Nonsense! Who told you to fall into the tiger's den? If she doesn't look at you, who should she look at? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "No matter what, from above, you probably can't see the size of my head. Maybe my marriage will be completed. This is called a blessing in disguise. Usually, it's the hero saving the beauty. Today, it's the beauty saving the hero, hehe …"
Yu Qianhua said, "Stop laughing! Look at the time, you still have such thoughts! Are you trying to find a partner? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Why are you staring? Why don't you have any sympathy? As the saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists. I'm not using my mouth, and I'm not using my fists. I'm just moving my heart. I'm about to die. Why are you being so serious with me? "
Yu Qianhua said, "Fine, I'm talking too much. Fine, go move around!"
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