After they chatted for a while, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing walked in.
"Yo, Yunhai, Wan Qing, you are here too."
Wang Guoan laughed when he saw the two of them.
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Not only us, but my parents and children are also here. We are the whole family. "
Most of the people in the theater were acquaintances. Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing chatted with them for a while and then went to the private room on the second floor.
At eight o 'clock sharp, De Xin Society's ten-year celebration officially began.
It had to be said that there was a reason why De Xin Society could be so popular in Yanjing.
Needless to say, Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua were very good at it. Even their disciples had their own skills, which made the audience laugh constantly.
Xianyue Video Network and Yunqing Mobile App broadcast the whole thing live, and the number of people online exceeded two million.
At ten yuan per person, De Xin Society earned tens of millions just from this crosstalk.
If it weren't for Xiao Yunhai's request not to use him for publicity, maybe the number of people would have already exceeded 20 million.
During this period, all the big shots were also invited to the stage by Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua. They might have done the crosstalk before, so they cooperated very well.
Two hours later, it was finally Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua's turn to perform the crosstalk.
When Xiao Yunhai appeared on the stage with Yu Qianhua in a long gown, everyone was stunned, and then there was an unprecedented burst of applause and cheers.
"Damn, no way, Yun Huang is actually performing the crosstalk."
"Heavens, this is too unbelievable."
"Look at where Yun Huang is standing. He is still funny. Can he do it?"
Not only the audience, but those big stars were also very surprised.
Wang Guoan opened his mouth wide and said in disbelief, "Yunhai is really bold. He dares to perform the crosstalk. Doesn't he know that this thing can't be learned in a few days? "
Sun Yanjun said, "I think Yunhai's crosstalk is quite good. Seeing him host, I know that this guy is very humorous. "
In the private room of Xiao Yunhai's family
Xiao Changfeng chuckled and said, "Wan Qing, how's Yunhai training? Don't embarrass yourself. "
Zhao Wanqing said, "I don't know either. I've practiced it in front of a mirror at home, but I'm not sure what it looks like. "
Zhao Mingsheng said, "Crosstalk is not something that can be learned in a day or two. As long as Yunhai can walk from the beginning to the end, it will be a victory. "
On the stage, after Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua stood in their positions, they first bowed to the audience. The audience immediately screamed.
Yu Qianhua laughed and said, "Mr. Xiao, did you hear that? These are all cheers for you."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "I know. They were waiting to see me make a fool of myself. I bet if I were.
If he forgot his lines in the middle, everyone's cheers would definitely be even louder. Don't you think so? "
"Yes," everyone answered in unison.
Backstage, Guo Gang, who had been worried, saw Xiao Yunhai being so carefree and relaxed. He said to his disciple, "Did you see that? Mr. Xiao is much better at creating the atmosphere than we are. "
Yue Mingliang said, "The key is that Mr. Xiao doesn't seem nervous at all. I remember the first time I did crosstalk, I was so scared that I almost peed my pants. "
Guo Gang said, "He has seen all kinds of scenes. A concert with more than 100,000 people, Mr. Xiao can still win. If you perform crosstalk in front of 100,000 people, you might not even be able to open your mouth. "
Yue Mingliang smiled embarrassedly. With 100,000 people watching you, the pressure was terrifying just thinking about it.
On the stage, Yu Qianhua pointed at the audience and said, "You guys are too bad."
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's nothing. If it were me, I would be like that too. To be honest, crosstalk is an art. It's my first time doing it. It's impossible for me not to be nervous. Just now, I heard a lot of people asking Yun Huang if he can do crosstalk. My answer is that a man should never say that he can't. "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua said, "Why does it sound a little wrong to me?"
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua was indeed worthy of being called an excellent comedian. With just one sentence, the same burden made everyone laugh twice.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Alright. Teacher Yu, shall we officially begin? "
Yu Qianhua said, "Alright. However, I have to tell everyone in advance that our next crosstalk is called 'Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth'. It was written by Mr. Xiao in two days. "
"Wow, that's amazing."
"To write a joke in two days, Yun Huang is indeed awesome."
Xiao Yunhai continued, "Teacher Yu's meaning is to tell everyone that those who are waiting for me to forget my lines should completely give up on that idea."
"Hahaha."
Guo Gang clapped his hands and said approvingly, "Did you see that? There is no such thing as a joke in the script. If Mr. Xiao is willing to do crosstalk, he will become the best crosstalk actor in less than a year. "
His disciples looked at the calm and composed Xiao Yunhai with admiration and thought to themselves, "He's really amazing."
Yu Qianhua said, "Alright, Mr. Xiao, let's begin."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and thought for a long time before suddenly asking, "Teacher Yu, what's our first line?"
"Pfft."
"F * * k, hahaha."
"You forgot your lines in the first line. What's next?"
Yu Qianhua obviously knew that Xiao Yunhai did not really forget his lines. Hearing this, he said, "Then think about it carefully. It's okay. At most, we can wait until dawn. "
Xiao Yunhai chuckled and said, "We can wait, but the audience can't. I was just joking with everyone. Let's begin. "
"I say, Teacher Yu Qianhua, can I ask you a question?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Have you fallen before?"
Yu Qianhua was taken aback and said, "Are you referring to work or life?"
Xiao Yunhai said helplessly, "What work or life? It's just that I don't pay attention when I'm walking. Bacha! Dogs eat shit, mouths eat mud, horses lie down, scallions fall upside down! "
Yu Qianhua said, "Tsk! How can you fall so badly? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I fell even worse than this. Even if I didn't fall to international standards, I would at least fall into the ranks of the world's top performers."
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.
When the two of them began their performance, Xiao Yunhai immediately got into the zone. His tone changed and he spoke much faster. However, his pronunciation was very clear and his breathing was steady. He had the demeanor of a crosstalk master.
Ge Wuyou said, "Oh, Yunhai, this guy really learned crosstalk before."
As an old crosstalk fan, he could basically tell at a glance whether the crosstalk performer on stage was an amateur or an expert.
Xiao Yunhai's style was very pure. It was definitely not something that could be practiced in a short period of time.
Wang Guoan shook his head and said, "He should have learned it in the past few days. You know, his Celestial Bane is currently airing.
Some time ago, he was stirring up trouble in America. Where would he have the time to learn? "
Ge Wuyou said, "Then this kid is really something. In a few days, he learned it to this extent.
He can't even live anymore. "
When Guo Gang's disciples saw the state of Xiao Yunhai's performance, they were all dumbfounded.
Yue Mingliang said, "Master, did Mr. Xiao learn crosstalk before? That's too awesome. "
Guo Gang said, "He only learned it for three days. Luckily, he's not a crosstalk actor. Otherwise, there wouldn't be us.
Let's eat. "
On stage, Yu Qianhua said, "Whoa! That's too dangerous! "
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's mainly because the place where I fell was dangerous."
Yu Qianhua asked, "Where?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Our Yanjing Zoo's Lion Tiger Mountain. On Sunday, I had nothing to do and went there to watch the tigers. Just as I was enjoying it, I don't know who was wicked, but someone pushed forward and shouted, "The tiger is out of the mountain! "He pushed me down from the edge of the wall!"
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