Weibo blew up!
"It's too beautiful!"
"It's so good that I cried!"
"Zhang Ye is awesome!"
"Quickly go and listen to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's crosstalk!"
"Recommending Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala! So awesome! "
"Stop watching Liaoning TV, go watch Beijing TV! Zhang Ye's crosstalk is so awesome! "
"Criticizing the evils of the times, Zhang Ye has really played us too well!"
"And he didn't scold anyone the whole time! But it's still so beautiful! "
"Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!"
"Looking forward to what's coming next! I heard that Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala has been extended for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai after the last rehearsal. I can finally enjoy listening to it today! "
"This is the true art of crosstalk!"
"Right, look at how Teacher Zhang f * * king uses irony? Where are those so-called mainstream crosstalk actors? They only know how to shout slogans when they go on the Spring Festival Gala! Who says you can't be funny and artistic at the same time? Let's all go and watch Zhang Ye's crosstalk! I'll teach you a good lesson! "
The reputation of Zhang Ye's crosstalk was exploding!
Immediately, more and more people saw the comments, and they were attracted to it.
"I'll go take a look!"
"Beijing Television, right?"
"I'm here. Is it that good?"
"I've always disliked Zhang Ye's scolding crosstalk. You're not going to scold people today? Let me hear it. "
…
At the venue.
Chang Xiaoliang and the assistant directors were also very excited. They looked at each other and saw the glow in each other's eyes. They had not expected Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to be in such good condition today!
Yao Jiancai: "What happened after that?"
"What else could it be?"
Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"
Zhang Ye said helplessly, "When I got back, that section chief of mine was immediately shut down!"
Yao Jiancai said in amusement, "Heh, this kind of person should have been punished long ago!"
Zhang Ye said, "Later on, someone from our department even brought something to visit him."
Yao Jiancai: "Why are you still looking at him?"
Zhang Ye said, "I'm just expressing my condolences to the veterans of the two regulations."
Audience: "Pfft!"
"Aiyah, Teacher Zhang, can you not be so funny?"
"Condolences to the two old cadres? Hahaha! "
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "It's already a double regulation. Where are you going to offer your condolences!?"
Zhang Ye: "In the end, I was also unlucky. The organization found out that I was the one who gave the gifts and I was fired."
Yao Jiancai: "You did it yourself."
Zhang Ye: "After I lost my job, I was very disappointed. Beijing is so big, where would I find a place to settle down? I suddenly want to buy an apartment. "
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Beijing housing prices are so expensive!"
"That's right. Later on, I heard that a real estate expert was holding a large-scale lecture on when was the best time to buy a house. I thought to myself that I had to go and pay the registration fee. The group of us sat in the audience and listened to the lecture as the expert on stage chattered on from 6 AM to 8 PM, analyzing the trend of housing prices."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "He's a professional."
Zhang Ye: "Finally, I came to a conclusion. When is the best time to buy a house?"
Yao Jiancai also asked in anticipation, "When?"
"… The year before last!"
Yao Jiancai choked, "Ah? Do I need you to remind me of the year before last!? "
The audience cramped up with laughter!
"Hahahaha!"
"The year before last?"
"Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai: "Is there a need to talk for more than ten hours?"
Zhang Ye said angrily, "That's right!"
Yao Jiancai: "What kind of experts are these!"
The audience felt refreshed hearing this. In society these days, anyone would dare to use the title of an expert and spout nonsense. This joke of Zhang Ye's was clearly aimed at this group of people!
… …
At Zhang Ye's parents' house.
His maternal grandma was watching TV and said happily, "Look at my grandson. How great he is!"
His maternal grandpa said, "Well said. I was fooled by an expert's lecture last time!"
His eldest younger sister exclaimed, "My brother is really amazing!"
His third aunt said enviously to Zhang Ye's mother, "Sis, Little Ye will definitely become more and more famous in the future!"
With her son not around, his mother shook her head, which was a rare occurrence. "In the past, when he didn't have a job, I was always urging him to get ahead of himself. But now, I don't expect him to be famous anymore. It's not good to have too many jobs and not be home every day. Hai, if he can spend the new year peacefully and peacefully at home this year, I'll be thanking the heavens. "
His second uncle said, "Little Ye is someone who does big things, so he must have a lot of work to do. Why can't he spend the new year anytime?"
His first uncle also said, "Right, our child is currently working hard outside, so we have to be considerate."
… …
The netizens were getting tired of laughing.
"Hahahaha!"
"How amazing!"
"Yeah, he's really fucking amazing!"
"I feel like Zhang Ye has led the crosstalk world by so many years!"
"Yeah, he's on a completely different level!"
But at this moment, some of the crosstalk actors could not take it anymore and came forward.
One of Tang Dazhang's disciples said angrily, "Where did Zhang Ye get so many troll armies? How much did he spend? "
One of Tang Dazhang's junior brothers said, "How do you all know that it's good? This crosstalk is called 'Everything is Great,' but what about the content now? From start to end, it's just that everything is bad and work is not going well. That's completely off topic! "
There were also some of his peers and netizens who did not like Zhang Ye who came forward.
"That's right!"
"What's so good about everything?"
"It's all because everything is bad!"
Zhang Ye's fans retorted, "As long as it's good, that's fine. Who cares what the name of the crosstalk is? It's called 'Everything is Great,' so what?"
However, when many people saw it, they were puzzled.
That's right.
Why did it have to be called 'Everything is Great'?
Couldn't get a job?
Got fired?
Couldn't get a house?
And you call that 'everything is good'?
… …
Onstage.
Yao Jiancai asked, "Then you became a host and performed crosstalk?"
Zhang Ye said, "That was later."
"Oh, did you do something else in between?"
"My last job before becoming a host of crosstalk was singing."
Yao Jiancai said in surprise, "Whoa, you can even sing?"
Zhang Ye looked at him. "What do you mean by that? Are you doubting me?"
"No, I've known you for so many years, but I've never seen you sing before?"
The audience also stared with wide eyes.
"What do you mean?"
"Zhang Ye wants to sing?"
"Aiyo, I have to listen to that!"
"Does Zhang Ye know how to sing?"
Zhang Ye said cockily, "That's because you haven't seen it before. My singing standard is not something I'm boasting about."
Yao Jiancai asked curiously, "Then what kind of songs do you usually sing?"
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I like to sing songs about family love. For example, Zhang Xia's' Gone Home. '"
Yao Jiancai said, "Aiyo, this song is very famous. It's a classic!"
"Yes."
Yao Jiancai asked, "You can sing?"
Zhang Ye: "Can I sing a simple song or two?"
The audience immediately cheered.
"Alright!"
"Alright!"
"Haha!"
The applause was overwhelming!
Zhang Ye gestured with his hands and said, "But you guys have to cooperate. You have to close your eyes when you listen to this song of mine. Only with your eyes closed will you be able to feel how well I sing and how similar it is."
Yao Jiancai was surprised. "Ah? You can even imitate Zhang Xia's voice? "
Zhang Ye said confidently, "Of course I can. If you guys hear it, you'll definitely be amazed —" He had an intoxicated look on his face. "Ah, it's so good. It's so similar. Zhang Xia is alive again!"
Yao Jiancai hurriedly stopped him. "She's not dead! She's not dead at all! "
The audience did not expect such a burden to appear out of nowhere. They were so stunned that they nearly vomited blood from laughing!
"Hahahaha!"
"Zhang Ye is so bad!"
"Pfft!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
Zhang Ye wiped his sweat. "Ah?"
Yao Jiancai corrected, "She's still alive!"
"Is that so?"
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes. "Of course, the two of you even did a show together last year!"
The audience couldn't stop laughing. "Hahahaha!"
When Zhang Xia and her family heard this, they nearly spat out the water in their mouths!
Zhang Xia's son didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "This Teacher Zhang!"
Zhang Xia also couldn't stop laughing, "Are you making fun of me? I'll settle the score with him later! "
Gone Home is a song of this world.
Zhang Ye cleared his throat. "Alright then, I'll sing a few lines."
Yao Jiancai said, "Sing, we're all waiting to hear it."
Zhang Ye raised his hand. "Music!"
One second.
Two seconds.
Not a sound could be heard.
Zhang Ye put his hand down again. "If you don't have it, then forget it."
Audience: "Pfft!"
Yao Jiancai: "Hey, then what are you talking about!"
Zhang Ye gathered his emotions and started singing, "Ah … It's the new year, the children have returned home. Dong dong dong, the sound of knocking on the door … Dong dong dong, the sound of knocking on the door … Dong dong dong, the sound of knocking on the door … Dong dong dong, the sound of knocking on the door … Dong dong dong, the sound of knocking on the door …
Yao Jiancai was getting anxious. He smacked him and shouted, "Open the door already!"
A member of the live audience was slapping his thigh and laughing!
"Hahahahaha!"
This song was not supposed to be sung this way. The "dong dong dong" lyrics were supposed to be the same, but Zhang Ye kept repeating it four or five times!
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "Their children are home, but they've been knocking on the door for so long! Open the door! "
Zhang Ye blinked. "I can't open it. I'm singing right now."
Yao Jiancai said, "Hai! That's it? "
Overall, Zhang Ye's singing was just average. It was just that he did not go out of tune. As for his singing skills, breathing, etc, he was not good at them, so he could only be considered an amateur. The audience's expectations of Zhang Ye were not that high, so they just listened to him and had fun. However, Zhang Ye had cleverly incorporated a few hilarious moments into his singing, making the live audience and the television viewers laugh. He did not give the audience any time to catch their breath. After the first punch line ended, the second punch line immediately followed up. The rhythm was too good!
There were jokes.
There were criticisms of the times.
There were traditional spears.
There was still singing these days?
This crosstalk work might look very messy, but Zhang Ye's presentation was very organized. It was a series of events that had happened after he graduated from university and started working. But as for the name of the crosstalk, "Everything is Great", no one really understood. No one could understand why it was given such a name.
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