Weibo was bustling with activity!
"Wow, it's starting!"
"Quick, look at the opening dance of the Mango Stage! Awesome! "
"Zhejiang TV isn't bad either!"
"Beijing Television's show is just so-so. The stage effects aren't that good!"
"The Mango Platform is still the most technologically advanced! So rich! This stage was almost on par with Central TV's Spring Festival Gala, right? They've spent a lot of money! "
"Hunan is so strong!"
At the start of the live broadcast, the netizens started commenting.
Some of them even took turns to watch several Spring Festival Galas before giving a summary review!
…
Today, Zhang Ye's family was treating.
Almost all of his relatives had come.
Grandma asked, "Why isn't Little Ye out yet?"
Grandpa smiled and said, "What's the hurry? It's just the first program."
"Little Ye is the sixth." His mother poured them some tea. "He'll be arriving soon."
Chenchen stared unblinkingly at the television.
His third sister rubbed Chenchen's little head and said excitedly, "My brother, come out quickly! Come out! "
…
Beijing Television Station.
Somewhere backstage, staff were running in and out.
"Hurry up, Teacher Zhang!" That person had already urged him four times, "It's already the second program! Fifteen minutes left! "
Zhang Ye was setting up the things and said without turning his head, "It's almost done!"
Yao Jiancai was also anxious at the side. "If you can't do it, can you move back a little? Shall we go to the tenth program? Or the fifteenth? "
The staff member said, "That won't do. The lines at the front are all arranged. If we change this side, it will all be messed up!"
Zhang Ye was still someone who had seen the world. "Don't worry, it'll be ready soon."
…
The second program began.
Then the third, the fourth.
The audience and netizens expressed their opinions.
"The satellite channels are really putting in a lot of effort this year!"
"All hail Liaoning! The Heavenly Kings had appeared! Hahaha! "
"This is an old song, but no matter how many times I listen to it, it's still not enough!"
"Liaoning's viewership ratings are probably number one!"
"Dragon TV is not bad either. The fourth program is a skit! Hahahaha, hurry up and go watch it. I strongly recommend it. It's very funny and at least slightly better than the skits on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala! "
"Did you watch Zhejiang's Spring Festival Gala crosstalk? It's currently being broadcast, but I find it very boring. These two crosstalk actors were also very popular five or six years ago, but they're no longer as popular now. Why is it that those crosstalk actors who used to be quite funny and good in the past are all useless when it comes to the Spring Festival Gala? "
"There's nothing we can do about it. Crosstalk has been in a slump for the past few years and has already reached a bottleneck. Besides, it's very difficult to perform at a gala gala without any connotations or satire of current events or praises of the motherland. Such a stage has to be more elegant and artistic. In the past, only Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai could listen to his crosstalk, but at the Spring Festival Gala, that might not be the case. When have you ever heard Zhang Ye perform crosstalk properly?"
"Let's go watch the East Channel. The main show is about to begin!"
"Is that so? I'll go take a look. "
"I'm not going to watch anymore. I'm just waiting for Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala crosstalk!"
"That's right. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are about to appear! I have a feeling that Zhang Ye will not disappoint me! "
"I don't have any expectations."
"Me too. Let's watch it for now. If it doesn't work, we'll change the channel."
"I wonder how many people are waiting to see Zhang Ye make a fool of himself today. If his crosstalk doesn't do well, just wait and see. There will definitely be countless people scolding and ridiculing him! Who asked Teacher Zhang to offend so many people in the past few years? Everyone is waiting for him to make a mistake! "
This was already the fifth performance on Beijing Television.
"It's almost time. The next one will be his!"
"I'm so nervous. I hope that Teacher Zhang Ye's reputation will not be ruined on this stage!"
"Whether it's Central TV's Spring Festival Gala or any other provincial Spring Festival Gala, as long as it's a Spring Festival Gala stage, it's always been the graveyard of crosstalk actors in the past few years. Every time someone comes, they'll be crushed or crippled. That's how it is now. It's useless even if Zhang Ye comes. He can't do a gala gala style crosstalk anyway!"
"Stop watching!"
"Haha, let's just watch Liaoning TV instead."
"There's still someone watching Zhang Ye's scolding, but he's not scolding anymore? Who's watching! "
… …
Beijing Television.
Chang Xiaoliang urged into the microphone, "Are you done yet?"
Someone answered, "Teacher Zhang is done! They're going over to the front! "
"Hurry up! It's their turn soon! "Chang Xiaoliang said loudly.
At this moment, Beijing Television's fifth song and dance performance had ended. On the language program's stage, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's silhouettes finally arrived at the last moment.
Seeing them, many of the Beijing Television staff present heaved a sigh of relief.
Hu Fei wiped away his sweat. "They're finally here!"
Xiao Lu said in fear, "That was so scary!"
Yao Jiancai was also panting a little and quickly took two deep breaths.
On the host's side, the camera switched over to them.
Dong Shanshan, who was dressed in bright red festive attire, said with a smile, "I believe that many of the viewers watching at home have been waiting for this next performance for a long time."
The male host laughed and said, "Yes, this performance is going to be amazing."
Dong Shanshan said, "A lot of the viewers are getting impatient from waiting."
The male host said, "Then let's quickly leave the time for these two bros."
Dong Shanshan announced, "Next, please enjoy the crosstalk, 'Everything is Great.' Performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai."
The camera immediately switched!
When many of the netizens watching TV heard this, their hearts turned cold!
"What's the name?"
"Everything's Alright?"
"Damn, Zhang Ye is really going to perform a traditional crosstalk routine?"
"This name doesn't sound funny!"
"It's over, I have a bad feeling!"
"Everything's Alright? Why does it remind me of Tang Dazhang's "Family Reunion" from Central TV's Spring Festival Gala? If that's the case, then it's too boring! "
"Do you understand? This is the Spring Festival Gala's crosstalk. Everyone is the same and has to do it that way! "
"Sigh, I no longer have any sense of anticipation!"
"How could this be? Teacher Zhang, don't! "
The netizens' doubts grew even louder!
At home.
This was also the first time his parents found out the name of the crosstalk his son was going to perform. They were slightly taken aback.
Tang Dazhang, who was sitting in front of the TV, switched the channel to Beijing Television.
His wife frowned. "Why are you looking at him?"
Tang Dazhang said, "I want to see what he has to say!"
Master Xu, Master Lin, and many other people in the crosstalk world who were not on good terms with Zhang Ye all switched their televisions to Beijing Television.
There were also people from the Central TV Spring Festival Gala production team.
"They're out!"
"Let's see what he says!"
"Ha, you're still mocking us? It's so funny! "
"Is everything alright? Pfft!
"Be it Central TV or any other place, whose Spring Festival Gala does it this way? Whose crosstalk does it this way? What else can you say that is different? We really want to see it! "
Songstress Zhang Xia said to her children, "Hey, Little Zhang's crosstalk has started, right? Quick, take a look. "
Zhang Xia's son said, "The internet is saying that Zhang Ye's crosstalk won't be good."
Zhang Xia smiled and said, "We'll only know after we see it."
Chen Guang and Fan Wenli had already turned on the television.
Yu Yingyi, who was overseas and had to commentate an international table tennis match in a while, took advantage of her free time to search for the live broadcast of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala online.
Or Zhang Ye's fans.
Or Zhang Ye's friends.
Perhaps they were Zhang Ye's enemies.
At this moment, they were all watching Beijing Television!
Actually, even the people from Beijing Television and Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala production team were staring intently at the stage. This was because from the moment Zhang Ye decided to change the crosstalk script at the last minute, they could no longer control themselves. Even they themselves did not know what Zhang Ye was going to say!
All is Well?
Zhang Ye even changed the name of his crosstalk?
The people at Beijing Satellite TV felt that they were going to have a heart attack!
…
Center stage.
There was a long table and two microphones.
Zhang Ye calmly walked onto the stage with his old partner, Yao Jiancai.
"Hello, everyone." Zhang Ye stood still and said into the microphone with a smile, "Let me first wish everyone a happy new year."
Yao Jiancai gave a fist and palm salute and said, "Happy New Year!"
Zhang Ye said, "Everything goes as you wish!"
The live audience was very enthusiastic and gave him a warm round of applause. Just like the netizens, they also did not know what crosstalk Zhang Ye would be doing today!
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhang Ye, and I'm a crosstalk actor and host. I've also been a director before, and I've done mathematical research. I've done all kinds of jobs before."
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "That's right."
Zhang Ye pointed to the side and said, "The person standing next to me is my partner."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "Yes, introduce them to us."
Zhang Ye said, "Biting construction materials, biting teachers!"
This joke had been used once before, but everyone still never got tired of hearing it. Laughter rang out all around the venue.
Yao Jiancai was floored. "Who's biting construction materials!"
Zhang Ye blinked and said, "What about it?"
Yao Jiancai corrected him, "Not that!"
Zhang Ye said suspiciously, "Ah? You changed your name? "
Yao Jiancai said, "Why would I change my name?"
Zhang Ye said, "You're not biting construction materials anymore? Then what are you biting now? Biting bricks? "
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Why do I have to bite something?! You're going to break my teeth again! "
The audience burst into laughter!
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
"This old joke has been reinvented by him!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
This opening gave everyone a jolt and made them more spirited!
Zhang Ye chuckled. "I was just joking."
Yao Jiancai said helplessly, "Explain yourself clearly."
Zhang Ye reintroduced, "Yao Jiancai, Teacher Yao."
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "There's no need to call me teacher. I should be calling you Teacher Zhang. You're a proper Peking University teacher."
Zhang Ye quickly waved it off. "Don't call me teacher. I don't deserve it in front of you."
Yao Jiancai said, "It's only right."
Zhang Ye waved it off. "Don't, you're being too polite."
Yao Jiancai said, "Then what should I be called?"
Zhang Ye smacked his lips. "Well, just call me Lord Zhang. Great Director Zhang, Great Professor Zhang, or Great Host Zhang will do too."
The audience, "Pfft!"
Yao Jiancai stretched his neck and rolled his eyes. "Whoa, you're still being polite? Forget it, I'll just call you teacher. "
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "You see me and Teacher Yao fooling around on stage, but we're actually very good friends offstage."
Yao Jiancai chuckled. "That's right, we've known each other for a few years."
Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up. "Teacher Yao can be said to be my mentor and helpful friend. If I were to give Teacher Yao a score, then I would give you a score of 10!"
Yao Jiancai quickly said modestly, "You're too polite. Am I that good?"
Zhang Ye immediately said, "Well, as for the remaining 9,990 points, I..."
Yao Jiancai said in surprise, "Ah? So the full score is 10,000 points? "
The audience burst out laughing!
"Hahahaha!"
"Ahahahaha!"
Wasn't this still Zhang Ye's style in the past?
Didn't this mean that Zhang Ye could say it without scolding?
It was so nice!
It was still as exciting as ever!
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