It was the first day of the new year.
In the morning.
The netizens were still having fun.
"I've been laughing the entire night!"
"I even went back and read it again!"
"Me too. I read through Teacher Zhang Ye's Weibo again! Hahaha! "
"Damn, what happened yesterday?"
"What happened? Those southerners who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala just passed by. "
"You guys are too late. Go and read Zhang Ye's Weibo and you'll understand! Central TV's Spring Festival Gala lasted for several hours and Zhang Ye alone has already made more than a hundred comments! It was so wonderful! "
"More than a hundred comments! What kind of spirit is that!"
"Yeah, go and read it quickly! All of us were already kneeling yesterday! "
"I just like Zhang Ye's temper! He doesn't pretend at all! He can say whatever he wants to say! "
"That's right. Which of those top B-list celebrities like him wouldn't be careful with their words? But Zhang Ye is different. This fellow is really fearless! "
"Supporting Zhang Ye!"
"I like him so much!"
Zhang Ye's over a hundred comments were being shared like crazy on the Internet. Every joke segment was the crystallization of the wisdom of the Spring Festival Gala netizens and flamers from his previous world. Not only had they been tested by time, many of the jokes were already known by everyone in his previous world. Naturally, they would also shine in this world!
In the Goof Group.
This was also the celebrity chat group that Zhang Ye had just joined. At this time, many celebrities were also appearing and disappearing.
A member of a popular domestic group, Dongdong, posted: "Teacher Zhang, you really dare to say anything! After watching you flack the entire night yesterday, I'm completely convinced! "
Zhang Ye typed: "Why wouldn't I dare to say anything?"
Dongdong: "… Alright then."
A-list celebrity Ning Lan: "Bro, you're really gutsy."
Fan Wenli interjected: "Hur hur, just like how he wasn't gutsy in the past."
Fan Wenli's husband, Chen Guang, also sent a smiley emoticon: "That's just how he is. Whatever we don't dare to say or think it's inappropriate to say, he keeps saying it every day without any repercussions."
Ning Lan said: "Not to mention a hundred comments, even if I were to complain about the Spring Festival Gala, a lot of people would probably come looking for me. My work schedule for next year will definitely be reduced by a fifth and I might even lose fans!"
Huo Dongfang said, "That's why you're not Zhang Ye."
Dong Dong said with a cheeky smile, "This is what it means to be a celebrity. Every celebrity has a different way of speaking and doing things. Whatever Teacher Zhang can say, we definitely can't say. Unless Sister Ning also wants to become a female hooligan in the entertainment circle and get beaten up wherever she goes?"
Ning Lan smiled and said, "Then I'll pass."
Zhang Ye sent a winking emoji and asked, "Who's the hooligan?"
"Pu!"
"Tell me!"
Everyone was overjoyed.
Suddenly, a name popped up.
Zhang Yuanqi: "Yo, Zhang Ye has also entered the group?"
Ning Lan smiled and said, "You're finally online."
Zhang Yuanqi: "I've been too busy recently. The Spring Festival Gala has ruined my schedule."
Dong Dong said, "Teacher Zhang has been in the group for quite some time. Sister Zhang, you just found out about it?"
Huo Dongfang: "Sister Zhang, long time no see."
An A-list actor said, "Hello, Sister Zhang."
A B-list director and male singer. "Hello, Sister Zhang."
Many of the celebrities who had not made a name for themselves just now appeared.
Zhang Ye also pretended to say, "Hello, Sister Zhang."
Zhang Yuanqi greeted her friends one by one, then said to Zhang Ye, "Are you going to Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala this year? Speak properly, I'm waiting to see your crosstalk. "
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Sure."
Dongdong also said, "Teacher Zhang, you can do it!"
Huo Dongfang smiled and said, "Why isn't anyone cheering me on?"
Chen Guang asked, "Does Old Huo have a show tonight too?"
Huo Dongfang said, "Liaoning's Spring Festival Gala has also invited me."
Fan Wenli smiled. "I'm on Hunan's Spring Festival Gala. I'm already at the television station."
Another big shot celebrity had arrived. "Tonight, I'll be making a guest appearance in a skit on Dragon TV's Spring Festival Gala."
This was a group where almost all the big names in the entertainment industry gathered. Other than a few semi-retired big names, the rest of them were the most popular big name celebrities of today. Naturally, there was no lack of occasions like the Spring Festival Gala. Some of those with high status and luck would be able to get on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala, while those who could not get on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala would still be able to find a spot on a local station's Spring Festival Gala.
Zhang Yuanqi gave her blessings and said, "All the best, let's have a good start to the new year!"
"Alright!"
"Thank you, Sister Zhang."
"Tonight is the most intense time of the bloodbath!"
"There are more than 20 provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas, so how can it not be intense!"
"Let's see which station will perform better this year."
"I think Liaoning and Hunan have the best chances since they have more big names."
"Beijing TV isn't too bad either."
"I'm more optimistic about Dragon TV because I'll be there, haha!"
…
Back at home.
Zhang Ye was not familiar with many of the celebrities in the Goof Group. It could even be said that he did not know them at all. He had never interacted with them before, so he did not bother to chat with them. Seeing that they were getting more and more excited, Zhang Ye quietly switched off the chat app and put his cell phone on silent before tossing it onto the bed.
I'll practice some more!
This time, I'll talk it out properly!
Taking out a piece of A4 paper, Zhang Ye read through the speed recital on it. Then he closed his eyes and started to recite it. The more he recited, the faster he recited. Sometimes, he would stutter in the middle and frown. Then he would shake his head in dissatisfaction and continue reciting it all over again.
One time.
Five times.
Ten times.
He woke up at 7 AM and worked on it all the way until 10 AM.
Zhang Ye put in a lot of effort and had been practicing for several days now. Actually, it wasn't a problem for him to recite it, but he had higher standards for himself. Since he had promised Wu Zeqing that he would perform a good crosstalk routine for the audience, he had to keep improving and not give any discounts! He was prepared to do a good crosstalk routine this time. He would use the areas that others had always doubted him to slap their faces back!
The Three Vulgarities?
You only know how to scold people?
You can't do it in public?
Alright, this bro will use the traditional crosstalk routine that you bunch of people are best at this time to listen to it! Do you really think that I can't do what you do? Today, I will do it according to the traditional crosstalk routine and the Spring Festival Gala crosstalk routine. I can still do it better than you!
…
During the day.
The competition for the promotions for the various provincial stations' Spring Festival Gala had reached its climax!
Some of the provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas used the online publicity method. Weibo was flooded with news about their Spring Festival Gala, and there were even some hyped up stories. For example, a Heavenly King would withdraw from their Spring Festival Gala, but after a while, that Heavenly King would not withdraw again. Then, he would withdraw again, and then not withdraw again. It was all just to create hype and attract attention. Some of the provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas directly threw in money and bought advertising spots on all the major forums and video websites. The advertisements were simply overwhelming. In short, it was all about showcasing their abilities. Everyone wanted to have a good start on the first day of the new year. This also concerned the survival of the television station, so no one would back down!
The publicity battle began, and netizens also joined in.
"I must watch Liaoning TV!"
"I'll watch whichever channel Sect Leader Huo goes to!"
"This year's Central TV Spring Festival Gala is too nonsensical. I'm looking forward to the provincial stations' Spring Festival Gala more and more!"
"I haven't decided which channel to watch!"
"Watch Dragon TV. Last year, several of their crosstalk and skit programs were quite good!"
"If we're talking about crosstalk and skits, then Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala will definitely be our first choice."
"That's right, Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala has Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai this year."
"Come on, those two are famous for scolding people. The entire segment is filled with scolding and fighting. Only by scolding people from start to finish will it be satisfying. I also admit that Zhang Ye's crosstalk is very interesting, but how will the Spring Festival Gala be broadcast?"
"Uh, that's true. Zhang Ye's crosstalk can't even be broadcast, right?"
"Yeah, gala crosstalk is still different from other crosstalks."
"But Zhang Ye can choose traditional crosstalk."
"How could he know how to do traditional crosstalk? His crosstalk is all about scolding people!"
"That's right! I just remembered that! "
"Then what should we do?"
"What else can we do? The Spring Festival Gala is always like this. If your entire crosstalk routine is about scolding people here and there, they won't let you do it since it won't pass the vetting process. But Zhang Ye's crosstalk style is famous for being a small theater crosstalk. Everyone loves to watch him scold people and slap their faces. If he suddenly stops scolding people, who would want to watch it? Zhang Ye probably won't know how to do it either. In any case, I've never heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai do any traditional or standard crosstalk before! "
"Then wouldn't it be over for them?"
"Now that you guys put it that way, I'm starting to feel a little guilty!"
"Yeah, I was also looking forward to it. Could it be that Zhang Ye's crosstalk on Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala will also have to follow the rules? Just like Tang Dazhang's Central TV Spring Festival Gala where more than 60 people shouted their slogans? Then who would watch it! "
"That might really be the case!"
"Then Zhang Ye might as well not go on the Spring Festival Gala!"
"I agree. Rather than doing such a boring traditional crosstalk, he might as well not go on it at all. Please don't end up like Tang Dazhang's' Family Reunion '! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao have a very high place in my heart! Don't ruin my perfect image of them just because they went on the Spring Festival Gala! "
"Right, they might as well not go on it!"
"Traditional crosstalk has already entered a slump. It's impossible for them to get out of it. Even if Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were to do it, the outcome would still be the same!"
"Let's wait and see tonight."
"Hai, we'll know everything by tonight!"
Comments were flying everywhere, especially regarding Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's crosstalk performance on Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala this year. Everyone's attention was especially high, to the point that it was almost harsh! They were not newcomers who had just made a name for themselves, but celebrities who had been famous for a long time. They were well known in the crosstalk industry and had even single-handedly saved the declining crosstalk industry back then. That was why the people had such high expectations for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. This was why they were so worried!
Zhang Ye's fans were like this.
Zhang Ye's friends were also like this.
Even Zhang Ye's enemies were paying close attention to it.
...
At Central TV.
There was a summary meeting today. After the meeting ended, everyone started chatting in twos and threes.
The group of people from the Spring Festival Gala production team were already cursing and swearing. They did not have a good impression of Zhang Ye at all. Every single one of those hundred or so insults had hit the nail on the head. No one could tolerate that!
"Let's see what that Zhang guy has to say tonight!"
"Right, I'm going to listen to his crosstalk and criticize him as well!"
"This fellow has the thickest skin I've ever seen! His crosstalk is clearly all about scolding, yet he still has the cheek to criticize someone else's performance? I'm gonna faint! "
"Let's see how he's going to scold people tonight!"
"There's no way he can scold anyone. There's still the audit process."
"If he can't scold anyone, then who would want to watch his crosstalk? Hur hur. "
Chen Ye.
Xu Yipeng.
Tang Dazhang.
From Central TV, the crosstalk world, from all walks of life, many people were waiting to see Zhang Ye make a fool of himself today!
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