Netizens' comments:
"Hahaha!"
"Zhang Ye's singing is too bad!"
"It's just that he's not out of tune!"
"But it's so funny!"
"One more!"
"Yes, one more!"
"It's so rare to see Zhang Ye sing a song!"
Previously, the crosstalk performances of Central TV's Spring Festival Gala were too ugly to watch. Many of the audience members who liked crosstalk and language programs did not enjoy it to the fullest. It could even be said that they were deeply disappointed. Even though they had heard the crosstalk performances of the other provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas, they were still rather dissatisfied and found it boring. But Zhang Ye's crosstalk performance today had really made everyone feel good. It made all the pores on their bodies open up!
Coupled with the festive atmosphere, everyone was in a good mood!
…
At home.
His third sister said in surprise, "My brother can also sing?"
The second sister lay on the sofa and laughed so hard that she couldn't stand straight. "Aiyo … hahaha, my brother … is so funny!"
His mother laughed and said, "What songs can he sing? He only hums a few times at home."
His father said, "It's enough if you can sing a few lines. You're not a professional, so you don't have to sing properly."
…
At the venue of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala, the gala was still broadcasting!
Yao Jiancai asked, "No wonder you went on to do crosstalk. With your standard, you still want to be a singer?"
Zhang Ye did not like hearing that, "Hey, what's wrong with my standard?"
Yao Jiancai: "What else can you sing?"
Zhang Ye boasted shamelessly, "As long as it's a song about family, I can sing it!"
Yao Jiancai scolded, "Cut it out. Your children have come all the way home to celebrate the New Year, but you don't even open the door for them. What kinship are you talking about?!"
Audience:
"Hahaha!"
"Old Yao, you've done a great job!"
"What an old partner! Their tacit understanding is amazing!"
"This is so funny! A good show like 'Gone Home' has been ruined by you guys! "
Zhang Ye immediately said, "Then I'll sing another song for you!"
Yao Jiancai asked, "Which song?"
Zhang Ye thought for a moment and said, "Yes, Grandma Song Hui's' Old Years. '" With that, he turned to the audience. "Same old rules, close your eyes to listen and feel. Ah, Song Hui is alive again …"
Yao Jiancai hurriedly pulled him back. "He's not dead! This one is not dead either! "
The audience was in tears!
"Hahahaha!"
"Oh my god, hahaha!"
"Do you have to be so mean!"
Zhang Ye stared, "Ah? He's not dead? "
Yao Jiancai wiped his sweat and said, "Good lad, you've killed two people in just a short while!"
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Zhang Ye said helplessly, "Alright then, I'll start singing."
Yao Jiancai: "Oh right, let me stop you again. If I remember correctly, 'Old Years' doesn't seem to be a song about family?"
Zhang Ye looked at him like he was an idiot, "Why not?"
Yao Jiancai: "Really?"
Zhang Ye said, "This song is for Grandpa."
Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded. "Grandfather? Of course not! "
"Listen well." Zhang Ye sang, "Years flow like water, time flies by …"
Yao Jiancai nodded. "That's the song."
Zhang Ye continued singing. "Time flies, Grandpa misses you …" He said, "Look, Grandpa misses you. She misses Grandpa! Isn't this a eulogy for kinship? "
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "What grandpa misses you? I missed you every night, the night of the night! "
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"Grandpa misses you?"
"Why don't you say that Grandma misses you!"
"Aiyo, I have to hand it to Zhang Ye!"
Zhang Ye said awkwardly, "Is that so? Then I remembered wrongly. Let me sing another song. Let me sing Hong Hua's' Time. 'Everyone, close your eyes and listen to it. Hong Hua … "
Yao Jiancai immediately said, "This one is still alive!"
Zhang Ye glanced at him. "I know."
Yao Jiancai said, "I'm afraid that you'll say another one to death."
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Zhang Ye raised his hand. "Music …" After waiting for a while, he said, "If there's nothing else, then forget it!"
Yao Jiancai said, "That's all you need to say."
Zhang Ye: "Before I sing, I have to say something. I really dislike Hong Hua. The next time I see him, I will definitely criticize him. This song is about Grandma, but he's actually scolding people in it!"
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "Scolding people? How is it scolding people? "
The audience was also stunned.
"Listen." Zhang Ye sang loudly, "I suddenly remember, when I was young. Milk! Milk! Of! Crutches … "He emphasized the word" grandma "!
Yao Jiancai: "…"
Zhang Ye immediately said, "Look, he's scolding people! What do you mean by 'grandma'! When people get old, it's normal for them to use crutches. Why are they scolding people! "
The audience:
"Hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore!"
"Teacher Zhang, that's enough. That's really enough! Hahahaha! "
Yao Jiancai said in a speechless manner, "Heh, only you can tell that he's scolding people from the song!"
Executive Director Chang Xiaoliang was overjoyed!
Hu Fei, Dafei, Hou Ge, Xiao Lu, and the other old colleagues of Zhang Ye from Beijing Television were all laughing so hard that they couldn't catch their breaths!
Zhang Ye asked in confusion, "What's the matter?"
Yao Jiancai waved it off. "Nothing, I think you should sing something else! Don't ruin someone else's classic song! "
Zhang Ye waved it off. "Go ahead and choose. What do you think I should sing!"
Yao Jiancai said, "You're singing about children, grandfathers, and grandmothers. Do you have a song about your parents?"
Zhang Ye immediately said, "Of course! Then I'll sing a song for my parents! This is my original song! "
Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "I doubt it'll be any better."
Original song?
The audience's emotions had been stirred to the highest point. At this moment, they were all very much looking forward to what joke Zhang Ye would pull off. Immediately, the uproar began to ring out!
"Give me one!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Let's see how he's going to sing this time!"
"Aiyo, he's so funny!"
"Listening to Zhang Ye's singing will ruin our worldview! Ahaha! "
The television viewers were all laughing and waiting to hear how Zhang Ye would pull off a prank!
Standing in front of the microphone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath.
One second …
Two seconds …
Three seconds …
Zhang Ye held the microphone and sang a not-so-perfect cappella. "Dear Mom and Dad."
When the audience heard this, they all started jeering!
"Ai!"
"Ai!"
"Haha, ai!"
They all responded.
Zhang Ye: "How are you guys?"
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
Countless responses!
The audience was laughing. They had finally taken advantage of Zhang Ye for once!
Zhang Ye sang: "Are you very busy with work now?"
"Busy!"
"Busy!"
"Busy!"
Zhang Ye: "Health, how are you?"
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
All of a sudden, the clear melody of a guitar drifted into the audience.
The audience was stunned. For a moment, they all fell silent, not knowing what had happened.
Yao Jiancai also fell silent.
Zhang Ye gripped the microphone and slowly closed his eyes. Then he sang softly.
"I'm currently in Beijing. It's pretty good.
"Mom and Dad, don't worry too much.
"Although I'm not very good with words.
"Actually, I … really miss home."
At this moment, Zhang Ye's own narration played onstage.
"Actually, I'm doing very well in Beijing."
"Don't have many friends."
"Don't have many people who like me."
Many of the audience members were stunned. This melody was too sudden, and so was the narration. As a result, everyone was caught off guard. Some of the audience members' eyes had already turned red.
Back at home.
His first aunt said in a startled manner, "This …"
His grandma's tears were welling up.
His parents were staring at the television in a daze. They were also stunned.
Zhang Ye opened his eyes and looked at the live broadcast camera. He sang:
"Dad, do you go to work every day?
"If it's not strict, then don't go.
"I've been doing revolutionary work all my life.
"It's about time I took a break."
His father's lips were trembling.
Zhang Ye sang:
"I bought a coat for Mom."
"Don't miss it. Wear it.
"In the past, our son wasn't very obedient.
"He's more sensible now."
Zhang Ye smiled. "He's grown up."
When his mother heard this, she could no longer hold back her tears as she looked at her son on television. She cried and said, "Little Ye has always been like this. He's always shouldered everything by himself! He's always laughing and joking whenever he encounters trouble! He's never told us anything! It's always been 'I'm fine'! No matter what we ask him, he always says that he's fine! "
His second aunt also wiped her tears and said, "This child has always been like this since he was young."
Voices rang out from the side again.
"Dad, Mom, I'm really fine."
"I'm … fine."
"Look, I'm on the Spring Festival Gala. Haha, I didn't embarrass you, did I? "
Many of the audience members had tears in their eyes.
A few of them who had not seen their parents for several years in Beijing were already sobbing uncontrollably.
Chang Xiaoliang's eyes reddened.
Xiao Lu cried.
Hou Ge and Dafei also cried.
Only old colleagues like them knew just how difficult it had been for Zhang Ye all these years! Just how much hardship had he gone through!
Zhang Ye sang:
"Dad, Mom, take care of yourself.
"Don't let your son worry.
"I'll definitely come home this Spring Festival.
"Alright.
"Let's stop here."
Narration:
"Dad, Mom."
"I'm fine."
"As long as you're safe, I'm really fine."
The guitar was still playing.
Zhang Ye was still singing.
"Saluting."
"Saluting."
"Saluting."
"Saluting."
A lot of people were crying!
No one could have expected that Zhang Ye's crosstalk, which had been full of jokes and burdens from the beginning to the end, would make such a "turn" at the very end, hitting everyone's hearts!
So this was "Everything's Great"!
Everyone finally understood the meaning of this crosstalk's name!
After he finished singing.
The song ended.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai bowed deeply.
Yao Jiancai noticed that Zhang Ye seemed a little emotional, so he gently patted him on the back.
Immediately, a lot of the live audience members stood up!
As a matter of fact, be it Central TV or the local stations, as long as it was a live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, the audience was not allowed to stand up in large numbers. This time, it would affect the cameras and cause chaos. The staff had clearly stated this on the audience admission notice.
But everyone still stood up!
Ten people!
A hundred people!
Two hundred people!
Everyone was applauding for Zhang Ye!
Some people were crying and clapping desperately!
It was too wonderful!
Well said, well sung, it was too wonderful!
This is what crosstalk is!
This is what a fucking crosstalk is!
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