Speaking of animal biscuits, the class leader promised to make one for me two years ago when she learned how to make pastries from a French chef. She fulfilled her promise today.
Using butter, eggs, flour, powdered sugar, cocoa powder, matcha powder and other ingredients, I mixed them together and kneaded them into three flavors: original, cocoa, and matcha. Freeze it in the fridge for 30 minutes, then roll it into thin slices with a rolling pin. Then I can proceed to the most fun step — — using stainless steel molds to press the shapes of animals.
The class leader's set of 25 animal biscuit molds was a prize she received from a cooking competition in Qing Zi High's home economics class. Since the step of pressing the biscuits was fun, no one could sit still. Other than Shu Zhe who was extremely lazy, everyone went to the kitchen to look around or help.
The molds were in the shapes of elephant, giraffe, turtle, cow, bear, pig, puppy, chicken, rabbit, lion, tiger, cat, hippopotamus, Mickey Mouse … It was said that Mickey Mouse was authorized by Disney, which proved the quality of the molds.
Other than that, the class leader also brought a set of pastry carving tools the size of a fountain pen. It used a rather complicated technique to turn the sugar into a bow, but its main purpose today was to add some color to the animal biscuits made from the molds and to decorate the eyes.
"This is so interesting! Let me do it! Let me draw it! "
Xiao Qin excitedly received the sculpting tools from the class leader and was in charge of carving the animal biscuits.
Then, she used the original Mickey Mouse mold to draw a pirated version of the Mickey Mouse biscuit.
How can you face Walt Disney if you give Mickey Mouse an expression of wanting to die?! You're in charge of eating the 'drugged version of Mickey Mouse' later!
I'm not sure if it was because she was a childhood sweetheart cat maid, but she went easy on the cat biscuit. She only added eyes and a mustache, and at most a bow to make it look like a Hello Kitty. She didn't make any changes that people couldn't eat.
Tigers and lions, who were also felines, had also escaped the calamity because of this.
Pigs and hippopotamuses had large nostrils, so Xiao Qin used Picasso's abstract style to emphasize the nostrils and it looked very comical.
It was hard for Xiao Qin to draw the face of a cow, but it wasn't difficult for her. She drew a pair of underwear for the cow …
"Hey! Don't touch Bear Biscuit! At least leave the bear for me to draw! "Winnie protested. One of her nicknames was' Little Bear '.
Xiao Qin generously gave the carving tools to Winnie, but Winnie's drawing skills weren't as good as Xiao Qin's. She drew 5 or 6 bear biscuits into raccoons … or zombies.
"Winnie, stop drawing. You have more strength. Come here and help me press the mold, okay?"
"No problem! Class leader, just wait and see! "
After being praised by the class leader, Winnie immediately put down her carving tools and went to press the mold.
Although Xiao Qin's kitchen was big, it was crowded with four girls. I couldn't help much, so I strolled back to the living room.
However, Shu Zhe, who had just taken the controller from Winnie, was nowhere to be seen. I looked around and found that only my bedroom door was closed.
Eh? Shu Zhe, what were you doing in my bedroom? Although it used to be a guest room, it was now his bedroom!
Driven by curiosity, I walked softly to the bedroom door and suddenly gave it a hard push!
"Ah!"
Shu Zhe took off his Qingzi High School uniform and placed it on the bed. He was tidying up his shirt when he subconsciously hugged his shoulders and turned his back to me. He didn't want me to see his face.
Hey! What do you have to hide?! When you were a rope model for the adult toy store in Happy Valley, I even saw you in a bikini! I don't see you showing the slightest bit of shyness! What are you embarrassed about? Your shirt is clearly on you. What is there to hide?
Is Uncle Fireball still using you to sell 'authentic Taiyuan flavored underwear'! Did you wear a bra under your shirt! Pervert! Is it because you always wear women's underwear that Xiao Qin's androphobia doesn't work on you?
With that thought, I ignored Shu Zhe's attempts to dodge and walked in front of him. I grabbed his shoulders so he could not turn his back to me.
"Brother Ye Lin, let go!" Shu Zhe's face was as red as a Fuji apple. He tried to escape my grasp, but it was all in vain.
"What do you have on your body? You're still selling original underwear with Uncle Fireball? "
I did not hold back and placed my left hand on Shu Zhe's chest. I wanted to feel if there was any other clothing underneath his shirt.
Huh? How strange? What's with this feeling? There doesn't seem to be any other material under Shu Zhe's shirt, but this kind of elasticity …
"Don't, don't touch me like that …" Shu Zhe's expression was like a young girl who was being molested.
I was puzzled, but I did not think too much about it. I quickly unbuttoned Shu Zhe's shirt with one hand — — this was an ability I learned in the fantasy world. I never thought I would be able to bring it to the real world, it was a bit surprising.
"Don't look!!" Shu Zhe shouted in despair, but because his sister was nearby, he did not dare to use too much volume. I could not help but be dumbfounded when I saw what was under Shu Zhe's shirt.
What the fuck is this! This slightly bulging shape and blinding pink peaks, isn't this a chest that only girls have!
Although it's extremely thin, it definitely surpasses Xiao Qin's when she was in the fifth grade! What did you do when I was unconscious, Shu Zhe? Even if you were a trap, there shouldn't be such a heaven-defying change in your body!
"What's going on? Why do you have this!? "I roared at him in shock.
"It's none of your business!" Shu Zhe said hatefully, "It's all your fault!"
"My fault? How did I harm you? " I asked, "Don't tell me you didn't get enough of being a trap, so you wanted to be a real girl and ended up taking estrogen!"
"Let me put on my clothes, then I'll tell you!" Shu Zhe was very shy because I was looking at his abnormally developed chest. He desperately used the corners of his shirt to cover his body.
Since I had no interest in admiring a trap's chest, I satisfied Shu Zhe's request. I let him button up his shirt, then sit on the bed and tell me the truth.
"Brother Ye Lin, after you were unconscious, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding and the others still pursued me like before. Although I was a bit proud, I still know I'm a boy, so I became depressed over time …"
"Depressed? Is that considered depressed? "I said with disdain," The depressed bro I know, Wu Sheng, is the real depressed one! "
"As expected, it's the medicine he left behind …" Shu Zhe muttered to himself and I was puzzled.
"What medicine he left behind?"
Shu Zhe tightly pursed his lips. This expression also appeared on the class leader's face. At this moment, Shu Zhe gave me the illusion of a short-haired version of the class leader.
"After Uncle Ye and Auntie Ren got married, my sister and I helped move, do you know about that?"
"I know!" I said, "Didn't you also take away Shu Sha's childhood photos from under my bed? I'll give them back next time! "
When he heard I was more concerned about Shu Sha's childhood photos than Shu Zhe, a complex expression of jealousy appeared on his face.
"I shouldn't have gone that time! When I was helping you pack your personal belongings, I found a bottle of antidepressants that was still within its expiration date, so I took it myself … "
"Huh? You took the antidepressants that Wu Sheng left at my place, right? Why did you take those things? If you really want to treat your depression, you can find a doctor or go to a pharmacy to buy medicine! "
Shu Zhe fiercely clenched his teeth, "That would be too embarrassing! I'm a good student in the eyes of my parents and teachers, and my classmates are also envious of me. If I was found out to have depression, my reputation would drop! "
Your reputation has never been higher than mine, okay?! For the sake of meaningless vanity, you picked up antidepressants from me and took them home. Serves you right!
Speaking of Wu Sheng's antidepressants, it was originally in a box when he gave me the 'Thousand-man Commander' Swiss Army knife. Later on, Xiao Qin saw that the drug's instructions said 'side effect is to feminize a man's chest', so she wanted to take it herself in order to enhance her breasts. In the end, I found out and snatched it back.
Then it was accidentally taken away by Shu Zhe and eaten by him! Shu Zhe, you idiot, you only looked at the expiration date, but you didn't read the instructions and side effects! It really does contain estrogen and it made your breasts feminize! It's quite commendable for a trap to be as professional as you are!
Because I know Shu Zhe's shirt hides a pair of small female breasts, I can't help but look in that direction. It seems like curiosity is a common human hobby.
"Don't tell my sister." Shu Zhe begged me with a face full of worry, "I found out my breasts were developing abnormally three months ago. Other than you, no one else knows about it, so you have to keep it a secret!"
"I can't believe you could hide it for this long!" I ridiculed, "What are you going to do in the future? Keep hiding it? It's summer right now, there are plenty of opportunities for you to be exposed! "
Although young people nowadays didn't have much activity, and some obese male students could easily have B or even C cups, Shu Zhe belonged to the slender type, which was fundamentally different from fat otakus. If his upper body was suddenly exposed in front of everyone's eyes, those slightly bulging small breasts would definitely cause people to mistake him for a girl dressed as a man.
Not to mention others, even I, who knew the inside story, would feel uncomfortable sitting face to face with him on the bed because of his bashful expression from acting as a trap for a long time.
"I'll hide it for as long as I can." Shu Zhe said with a sigh, "I looked up this condition online and it has a special name called 'Male Breast Dystrophy'. Under normal circumstances, it will gradually shrink around the age of 20 and return to normal. If it doesn't work, we can only go through surgery and use minimally invasive liposuction …"
"Heh, you seem to understand it quite well? You're 15 right now, right? Do you want to hide it for 5 years? Easier said than done! Also, if you have to undergo surgery in the future, you will definitely let your sister know! "
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