I was shocked when I saw the records of 3250 good people doing good deeds.
He had done 3,250 good deeds in 18 months, which was equivalent to stopping ATM robberies?! Do an average of 6 good deeds a day?
Stop joking around! Even if Dong Shan city's security is comparable to Batman's Gotham City, there's no way you can stop 6 crimes in a day!
Also, you have to take care of me every day, where would you find the time to do so many good deeds? Even if you give up your seat on the bus, you might not be able to gather 6 good deeds in a day!
I carefully opened the good deeds entry and opened my eyes wide, then I immediately spat.
According to the general order, the content of the good deeds was written according to the format of the diary:
[Good Deeds 0001]: Guanyin Bodhisattva told me in my dream that as long as I do 9999 good deeds, Ye Lin classmate will wake up. Although the Guanyin Bodhisattva in my dream looks a bit different from what I imagined, like she's a multi-level marketer, but I decided to give it a try. Either way, once Ye Lin classmate wakes up, I can rely on these good deeds to become his girlfriend again.
Today, when I went downstairs to pick up the sheets on the balcony, I saw a fierce Tibetan Mastiff barking at a child and it was about to pounce. So I kicked the Tibetan Mastiff's butt and received the gratitude of the child's parents.
(Below is a recording of the parents thanking Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin made good use of the multimedia function of the Wiz notes.) [Good Deeds 0002]: The Tibetan Mastiff's owner didn't see me kick his dog, but he started arguing with the child's parents and was about to hit them. So I kindly handed the child's parents a brick and the Tibetan Mastiff's owner fell to the ground with his head bleeding. I felt a warm feeling in my heart after I administered justice.
[Good Deed 0003]: The very kind me found someone lying on the ground with his head bleeding. Shocked, I immediately called 120. Then, according to the first aid knowledge my mother taught me, I bandaged the person's wound near the heart (the neck). Finally, I successfully saved the person's life.
[Shanshi 0004]: The Tibetan Mastiff felt hungry after its owner was taken away by the ambulance. It glared at the other kid in the neighborhood, not sure if it wanted to eat his meat, but I successfully persuaded the kid to give the skewers to the Tibetan Mastiff. I saved both the kid and the Tibetan Mastiff's lives. Strictly speaking, it's two good things, but it's better to combine them. Otherwise, Ye Lin classmate would scold me for being greedy when he wakes up.
(There is a recording of the child and the dog thanking them. Let's assume that the Tibetan Mastiff's barking is to express their gratitude.) You … your sister! I've only heard of serial kicks and serial stratagems, but I never thought that there would be serial good deeds! Apart from the first incident, the other incidents were all caused by you! You have a case to deal with, and even if you don't have one, you still want to deal with it! Also, what kind of joke was giving someone a brick as a weapon! He was supposed to bandage the wound on his head, but he ended up bandaging his neck instead! Are you trying to strangle me to death?
Looking further, there were even more bizarre incidents.
[Shanshi 0013]: I saw an old man riding a tricycle in the middle of the night with a load of manhole covers on his tricycle. It seemed like he was having a hard time, so I called the police in hopes that the police could help him push the tricycle. But the old man was unexpectedly shy, so he threw the tricycle and ran in the opposite direction. Then he fell into the sewer without a manhole cover. I quickly caught his hand and saved his life.
[Shanshi 0014]: After I pulled the old man up, I told him not to be afraid and that the police would come to help him. Then he ran forward again for some reason and fell into another sewer not long after. I was lucky enough to catch his hand again.
[Shanshi 0015]: I think the old man is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan because no matter how many times I saved him, he would always run into the sewer. But I was still kind enough to save him again and again, and I even recorded the entire process.
(Attached is a video of the old man being chased by the police and Xiao Qin and falling into the sewer again and again. It's so hilarious that it can be made into a GIF) So that's how he accumulates six good deeds a day! The old man who wanted to steal manhole covers to supplement his income fell into the sewer again and again and was pulled back up again and again. Would it shorten his lifespan? It would definitely shorten his lifespan!
[Shanshi 0176]: A thief went to Ai Mi's VIP building to steal something and was caught by Peng TouSi. Ai Mi wanted to feed him to the crocodiles, so I released the thief out of kindness.
(Attached is a thank you message from the thief: "Oh my god! I'll never come here to steal again! ") [Shanshi 0177]: Ai Mi was angry when she realized the thief escaped, so I caught the thief again. The crocodiles were very grateful to me.
(Attached is the sound of a pool of crocodiles chewing something) "Damn! What did you do in the end? Did you really catch the thief and throw him into Ai Mi's crocodile pool? "
"How could that be!" Xiao Qin said with an innocent smile, "It's just that the crocodiles ate the thief's leather shoes!"
[Shanshi 0178]: The crocodiles unintentionally ate the thief's leather shoes. The psychological pressure of eating their own kind made them depressed and they often shed tears. I crouched next to the crocodile pool and gave them psychological counseling for a long time before they recovered their normal appetite.
You should be the one receiving psychological counseling! Crocodiles are cannibalistic to begin with! I don't know how many young crocodiles have been eaten by their own kind, but I've never seen a wild crocodile get depressed! Also, crocodiles shed tears to expel salt! Even if you don't do well in biology class, you should at least have heard of the phrase 'crocodile tears'!
I suddenly remembered Xiao Qin has androphobia. How does she communicate with young men and make them leave a recording of their thanks?
"That." Xiao Qin replied, "I have a hoodie. When it's not convenient to reveal my identity, I'll cover half my face and pretend to be a man. That way, I can barely talk to men of the same age, hehe ~ ~"
Is it similar to Superman or Batman's' transformation '? You really shouldn't reveal your true identity with your method of doing good deeds that people hate.
I continued to look at the other good deeds reports.
[Shanshi 0662]: Because I persisted in doing good deeds for a long time, the citizens of Dong Shan city gave me the nickname 'Diary Hero'. It seems it's because every time I do a good deed, I would leave a message for the person I helped or take a picture of the incident. Today, there was a brat who didn't use the crosswalk when he crossed the road. I kicked him out of the danger zone before a truck crushed him into a meat patty. In the end, not only did he not cry, he even called me 'Brother Diary Hero'.
[Shanshi 0848]: People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being fat. A bunch of imitators of mine have appeared in Dong Shan city, but none of them are as efficient as me. In order to help my cousin Ren Peng get rid of his internet addiction, I helped my uncle catch him and sent him to an internet addiction treatment center.
So you also played a part in Ren Peng's electrotherapy! Ren Peng must have eight lifetimes of bad luck to have a cousin like you! Also, you even got the nickname 'Diary Hero' and have a bunch of imitators?
After I asked around, I found out that ever since Xiao Qin started doing heroic deeds, it greatly stimulated the youths in Dong Shan city. So they imitated 'Lei Feng Hero', 'Hong Kong Redbud Hero', 'Beijing Redbud Hero', 'Czech Dogshit Hero', and 'Seattle Phoenix Hero'. They started a journey of defending the city for a completely different reason than Xiao Qin. They even formed a 'Justice League of Dong Shan city' in an attempt to figure out the true identity of the Diary Hero and invited the Diary Hero to join.
Are you guys stupid! It's fine if Xiao Qin has a reason to be a volunteer police officer, but why are you guys joining in the fun! Also, look at what kind of people you guys are imitating!
Let's not talk about Lei Feng Hero, everyone already knows what the Redbud Hero is. Doesn't she wear a purple eye patch and a black, low-cut, tight-fitting nightgown and distributes food and cash to homeless people? So far, whether it's the Hong Kong Redbud Hero or the Beijing Redbud Hero, everyone only remembers her low-cut, busty breasts and sexy photos!
As for the Czech Dogshit Hero, he wears a rough red and blue battle suit. Once he finds a dog owner leaving their dog to poop, he will immediately use his gloves to pick up the poop and wipe it on the dog owner's back as a punishment! The Dogshit Hero's recent acts of heroism were all filled with danger. If he didn't meet a fierce dog, then the dog owner ran very fast. If he was caught, he would get a beating!
The Seattle Phoenix Hero's black and yellow battle suit was very professional. His equipment included a 'Dragon Scale Armor' bulletproof vest, a webgun, pepper spray, handcuffs, and a first aid kit. During the day, he had his own work, but whenever night fell, he would change into a special costume to fight crime. (Unfortunately, during a recent night patrol, the Phoenix Hero had a conflict with the other party while trying to stop a fight. He used pepper spray on the other party and was detained by the police for 7 hours).
Now Xiao Qin is on the same level as those people! I heard the social phenomenon was even reported by foreign newspapers? She really rushed out of the country and into the world!
[Good Deed 1924]: The Red Star Hero and the Fire Hero worked together to report an illegal gambling den, causing gamblers to lose their happy gathering place. I couldn't bear to see it, so I introduced them to a new place and received their gratitude. However, the Red Star Hero and the Fire Hero thought that I was going against them and had deviated from the path of heroes.
[Good Deed 2112]: In order to help an old lady cross the road, I beat up my competitor, 'Within Your Ability Hero', so the 'Justice League of Dongshan City' announced that I was expelled from the team of heroes and changed their name to 'Diary Demon'.
Hey! You really don't have the talent to do good deeds! Although you led the trend of real superheroes, in the end, you became the enemy of all heroes! While I was unconscious, you had already become an existence like Magneto or Dr. Destruction?
[Good Deed 3001]: The Red Star Hero invited me to negotiate, but he suddenly reached out to lift my hood. I was nervous and lost my mind, so I beat him up. But after that, I sent him to the hospital. He said that I was a dangerous person, but he was actually quite grateful to me.
(Attached is a photo of the Red Star Hero with a big bump on his head and a broken mask) How could you tell that he was grateful to you! You even recorded this kind of thing as a good deed in your diary! No wonder you were able to collect 3,250 good deeds!
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