"Family?"
When I heard Auntie Ren call my dad 'Yuanfeng' and said they were family, I immediately realized it was happening.
When I was trapped under the bear trap in Cui Song Mountain, I already considered that if I died, Auntie Ren would take the initiative to marry my dad out of sympathy.
Now that I've been in a coma for 18 months, it's pretty much the same as dying. With this opportunity, it wouldn't be strange at all if Auntie Ren and my dad got together.
So — — Xiao Qin is now my adopted sister?! She wasn't just a substitute, but a real adopted sister?
But this adopted sister is forcefully kissing me! She even tried to pull my hand under her clothes! What's the meaning of this when our parents are about to enter the house!
"Xiao Qin, you finally did something like this!" Auntie Ren, who walked in first, was both shocked and angry, "I only wanted you to be alone with Ye Lin for a while, and you already planned to … eh? Why did he wake up?! "
Although I felt a bit sorry for Xiao Qin, I could only temporarily push her away. I used the lips that just kissed Xiao Qin and said to Auntie Ren: "Yeah, I woke up …"
"Xiao Lin!!" My dad staggered over and hugged me in his wide, but not strong enough embrace.
It was inevitable that there would be a tearful confession. In order to let us communicate better, Auntie Ren brought Xiao Qin to a neighboring room.
After talking with my dad, I understood a lot of things.
After I fell into a vegetative state, my dad received a huge blow and was always in a daze. Even when Director Cao and Uncle Fireball comforted him, it couldn't reduce the pain in his heart.
He also didn't have the heart to operate the adult goods store in Happy Valley. Fortunately, Uncle Fireball helped take care of it and didn't let the store go to waste.
When the sharp-tongued but soft-hearted Auntie Ren saw my dad like this, not only did she help him, she even half-forced him to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and get a marriage certificate with him.
They didn't hold a wedding, they only got a marriage certificate. That way, even if we live together, no one can say anything. It also gave me a legitimate reason to move around with my dad every day.
The straightforward Auntie Ren directly let my dad move into her house. The original house was used as a warehouse. Uncle Fireball got a key to the warehouse, so he went there more often than my dad.
Not long after Auntie Ren and my dad got their marriage certificate, the two of them took me home from Dr. Yu's medical lab. At the time, Xiao Qin didn't think too much about our parents getting married and becoming my adopted sister. She only felt like it was the only way she could take care of me every day, it wasn't a bad thing.
But after I woke up, Xiao Qin realized her awkward position. Although we live under the same roof every day and legally live together, we can't get rid of the title of adopted sister. Xiao Qin probably had a premonition that I would soon make her call me brother, so she made the first move and kissed me. She even made me touch her breasts to make me lose the right to treat her as my adopted sister.
After solving the most important question, I began to ask if Xiao Qin is already in high school, where did her friends from 28 Middle go, and of course, where did Shu Sha go.
"Xiao Qin stopped going to class after you fainted." My dad recalled, "That's why she didn't participate in the middle school exams. Now she's in Qing Zi Academy's high school section, but she didn't even report in."
That sounds like something Xiao Qin would do. So she's been taking care of me full time for the past 18 months? I don't know if I should be moved or call her stupid. Doesn't she have Dr. Yu's medical team?
I was quite surprised when we talked about Shu Sha's whereabouts.
While I was unconscious, Shu Sha often came to visit me, but it wasn't as convenient as Xiao Qin living with me. Xiao Qin also didn't give Shu Sha a chance to be alone with me, as if Shu Sha would do something bad to me while I was unconscious.
Shu Sha firmly believed that I would wake up, so she went to negotiate with the causality calculation program many times. She even had a few international calls with Ai ShuQiao, but it had little effect.
So Shu Sha had to find the creator of the causality calculation program, Fang Xin, who was getting more and more mentally ill, in hopes that he could come up with some ideas.
Unfortunately, Fang Xin was now obsessed with speaking an alien language that no human could understand. It was only with Professor Bai's presence that they could have a little bit of communication.
Shu Sha's original intention was to untie the trouble, but Fang Xin could no longer interfere with the causality calculation program in his current state. The information that Professor Bai could provide was also very limited.
But at this time, an unexpected person gave Shu Sha a glimmer of hope.
It turned out to be an important accomplice who was tricked by the causality calculation program and put the dream synchronization earplugs into my ear to make me fall into a coma — — Zhuang Ni.
Zhuang Ni was deeply angry that she was fooled by the machine. She decided to defeat the causality calculation program no matter what, and the best way to defeat a piece of code was to use another piece of code.
Zhuang Ni, who had no foundation in programming, actually had to learn programming from scratch. She tried to write a virus that could devour the causality calculation program to complete her revenge.
Zhuang Ni's intelligence was already very high, and under the drive of hatred, she improved rapidly. Compared to Shu Sha, she could actually communicate with Fang Xin more smoothly. It could be seen that there were a lot of similarities between a psychopath and a chuunibyou.
Zhuang Ni, who was taught by Fang Xin, targeted the causality calculation program's way of thinking that was similar to human characteristics. She wrote one "idea" virus after another to attack. Her original purpose was only to defeat the causality calculation program, but under Shu Sha's strong request, she had to add an additional condition of "releasing Ye Lin".
It was quite ironic that out of everyone's actions, Zhuang Ni's actions were the most effective. The causality calculation program became weaker and weaker after thousands of reincarnations, but it was also due to Zhuang Ni's efforts.
Of course, Zhuang Ni wasn't so kind as to neglect her meals and sleep to save me. Apparently, when Zhuang Ni was writing the virus in her room, the class leader would often cook for her and make her tea to help her stay focused.
The class leader, who was fighting on another front in order to wake me up, was multitasking during the middle school exams. This led to her grades being lower than expected, but she still passed the admission requirements of the Third High School.
With this kind of grades, there were many good high schools in Shanghai. Shu Sha's mother, Lin Yumeng, strongly suggested that Shu Sha come to Shanghai to study in high school, but Shu Sha refused.
Not only did she refuse to study in Shanghai, she didn't even go to the Third High School.
This was because it involved an agreement with Zhuang Ni. Zhuang Ni wanted Shu Sha to go to the same high school as her, so she could continue to write viruses to attack the causality calculation program and give me hope of waking up.
And Zhuang Ni was accepted into Qing Zi Academy's high school because of her talents in art and programming.
The class leader didn't hesitate to fill in Qing Zi Academy's name on the application form. With her grades, Qing Zi Academy was more than willing to accept her. Not only did they happily accept the class leader, but they also greatly reduced her tuition fees.
Coincidentally, Gong CaiCai was very unlucky during her middle school exams. First, she caught a fever, then she lost her contact lenses in the exam room. As a result, her grades were extremely bad. While her parents felt injustice for their daughter, they also remembered what the principal of Qing Zi Academy, Ren Hongde, said before.
After Gong CaiCai and I were kidnapped at the entrance of Qing Zi Academy, Gong CaiCai's parents went to hold Qing Zi Academy accountable. As an apology, Ren Hongde agreed to let Gong CaiCai enter Qing Zi Academy for free regardless of how her middle school exam results were.
"It must be because that old guy cursed her! Otherwise, how could my CaiCai not do well? "
Although they said that, Gong CaiCai's parents still sent her to Qing Zi Academy's high school. It was a blessing in disguise for Gong CaiCai. Not only was she able to go to the same high school as Shu Sha, she was even assigned to the same class.
After seeing Shu Sha, Gong CaiCai, and Zhuang Ni gathered together in high school, Xiong YaoYue, who did exceptionally well in her middle school exams with a total of 120 points, couldn't sit still. She went through both Xiao Qin and Ai Mi to enter Qing Zi Academy as a sports student.
Since my dad has always placed his heart on me, he didn't pay too much attention to the outside world, so that's all he knew about my classmates' whereabouts.
But it was enough for me. It was already a surprise that Shu Sha didn't go to Shanghai. She also had a lot of acquaintances in the same class as her, so I couldn't ask for more.
I wanted to call Shu Sha and tell her 'I'm back', but I suddenly remembered my phone was already used as a grenade.
Right at this moment, Xiao Qin walked in with a pout. She stomped her feet and said to my dad: "Uncle Ye! Why did you tell Ye Lin that! It's better to let Ye Lin think Shu Sha went to Shanghai! "
"About that." My dad hesitated, "You can fool him for a while, but you can't fool him forever. Although you never reported to high school, you're actually in the same class as Shu Sha … Xiao Lin will eventually find out!"
"Hmph! Why didn't Shu Sha happily go to Shanghai?! I don't believe Ye Lin classmate waking up has anything to do with the virus she and Zhuang Ni created! I clearly like Ye Lin classmate more! I didn't even stop you two from getting married! I even offered my mom! If the class leader is sincere, then she should also offer her mom!! "
"Enough!" I roasted, "The class leader's mom already has a husband!"
Auntie Ren was the more rational one among the people present. She first notified Dr. Yu to come over and give me a physical examination to make sure I didn't have any sequelae. Then she told everyone I woke up after making sure everything was normal.
Dr. Yu, this bastard, the first thing he said when he saw me was: "Congratulations, your sex change surgery …"
"Sex change my ass!"
I directly threw a pillow at him. Dr. Yu, who was hit in the head, adjusted his crooked Google Multimedia Glasses and nodded: "You're so energetic, it seems you've completely recovered. I reckon it won't be a problem even if you undergo a semi-mechanical transformation …"
I threw another pillow as an answer. At this moment, I realized there were two pillows on the bed to accommodate my habit of hugging a pillow to sleep.
"There are times when there's only one pillow." Xiao Qin said to me mysteriously.
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