"When Sakyamuni was 16, he married his cousin, the princess of a neighboring country …"
After taking a shower, Xiao Qin sat on the sofa wrapped in a towel and played with her phone. She also read the words on the screen.
Her body exuded white steam and the fragrance of shower gel. Her shoulders and knees were red from being in contact with water for a long time.
Don't give me an example of Sakyamuni marrying his cousin! Did you know Ai Mi also gave me the same example! She even gave an example of ancient Egyptian royalty marrying siblings! Is that the only thing you two study history in detail?!
"Huh? Ye Lin classmate, how do I pronounce this character with 56 strokes? "
Xiao Qin pretended to be interested in learning and told me to get closer to her. If I got too close, she would purposely spread the towel and expose herself in front of me.
I wasn't fooled, and Auntie Ren also came out of the bedroom.
"Why are you playing with your phone while wrapped in a towel after taking a shower!"
Auntie Ren pulled Xiao Qin's ear and chased her back to her room. Xiao Qin extended one finger of her left hand and two fingers of her right hand as if she was giving me a signal to find her at 12 o 'clock. Of course, I didn't go.
It was probably because I didn't get enough sleep after waiting for an entire night. Today was the day the class leader, Winnie, and the others agreed to visit me.
Before they arrived, I unexpectedly received a call from Su Qiao.
Since Su Qiao and Grandma Su have always lived in the Scientific Happiness Sect's dormitory, they were also assigned jobs as Scientific Happiness Sect members when the program opened the hydropower station and the internet addiction treatment center.
According to the data in the database, the causal calculation program arranged for Grandma Su to be in charge of the Internet Addiction Treatment Center. If there was a stubborn person who was not even afraid of electric shocks, Grandma Su would use the silver needle to extort a confession.
That's ridiculous! That's the torture method the Kuomintang used to deal with traitors! Using it on the youths of our country is equivalent to using a dragon saber to kill ants!
Grandma Su was old but young at heart. She had always been a playful person. She felt that she could play her part in the Internet Addiction Treatment Center and earn money, so she was very satisfied. Therefore, it became a nightmare for the internet addicts. Although she might not be able to do anything even once in three months, just sitting there was enough of a deterrent.
Su Qiao was assigned by the causal program to work at the Monarch Building as a receptionist on the top floor. Although the position wasn't high, the pay was good and the work was easy (there were only four suites on the top floor, so there weren't many guests).
Of course, before that, Grandma Su had already used a special training program to cure Su Qiao's bad reflexes. Since the silver needles could be used to cure internet addiction, then as long as one was ruthless, other problems could also be solved.
After I woke up, I received a lot of calls, this was the second time Su Qiao called me.
Just like last time, Su Qiao asked about my body condition and expressed her gratitude. It was as if I was the one who gave her an easy job. Actually, I never thought this would happen when I arranged for her to stay in the staff dorm of the Science and Happiness School.
At the end of the day, Su Qiao's current boss was Professor Bai, but she was actually the causal program, so sometimes she had to pass on a message for the causal program.
Su Qiao told me that the causal program wanted me to visit her on the top floor of the Monarch Building no later than the 31st of this month.
Also, as the father of the causal program, Fang Xin was also brought to the top floor of the Monarch Building to recuperate after I woke up. This psycho kept a rock as a pet, and every day, he would solve math problems that others couldn't understand. He often said shocking things like "human civilization will perish in 30 years."
The development of the Scientific Happiness Church was completely out of Fang Xin's and Professor Bai's expectations. Not only did they not cheat their followers of money, they even arranged jobs and paid salaries for them. The Scientific Happiness Church was like a fighter among cults, a living Lei Feng among cults. In time, it might develop into the Scientific Happiness Financial Group.
However, in the end, the religious overtones of the Scientific Happiness Church were not completely removed. The new and old followers all believed that the 'causal program' was the 'Akashic Disc' that their leader Fang Xin often talked about. It was a divine object that was downloaded into the computer. The Scientific Happiness Church relied on the revelation from the God Realm to make huge profits in all kinds of businesses.
Thus, the 'causal program' was prefixed with the word 'holy' and became the 'sacred causal program'. Later, it was shortened to 'Divine Causal Program'. Since 'Divine Causal' sounded similar to 'Holy Infant', the name was passed on and the Scientific Happiness Church started calling the causal program 'Holy Infant'. Since the causal program was created less than three years ago, it was not inappropriate to call it a 'Holy Infant'.
A business group where all the employees worship their boss like a god … I always felt it was dangerous. Ai ShuQiao probably thought that the causal program would one day evolve into Skynet, so she told me to limit the attention of the causal program to Dong Shan city and not let it compete with Ai ShuQiao on the world level.
"Ye Lin, if it wasn't for the fact that I can't leave my post, I was planning on visiting you at your home. Although the work Holy Infant arranged for me is easy, I don't have a fixed rest day …"
Su Qiao said to me apologetically.
"It's fine, I'm going to meet with Holy Infant at the end of the month, you'll be able to see me then."
Since 'causal program' was too hard to pronounce, and the causal program didn't accept the name 'Xiao Yin', I followed Su Qiao's example and used 'Holy Infant' to refer to her.
I heard from my dad that Su Qiao and Grandma Su visited me a lot when I was unconscious. One of the reasons they didn't return to their hometown was because they wanted to see me wake up with their own eyes.
After Su Qiao's call, my dad went out to discuss business with Uncle Fireball. Xiao Qin crawled out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash up in a daze.
"Ye Lin classmate, why didn't you come last night?"
Xiao Qin, who was wearing pajamas lazily and had a toothbrush in her mouth, asked me with a grunt.
"Don't misunderstand." I said to Xiao Qin while helping her prepare breakfast, "I'm giving you the same authority as Ai Mi, so I won't agree to anything with Ai Mi, nor will I agree to anything with you."
Xiao Qin acted like she didn't hear me, "Could it be that you didn't understand what I meant when I gestured 12 o 'clock with my fingers? Even Sun Wukong could understand ancestor Subhuti's hint of coming to my room at midnight. "
"That's because ancestor Subhuti wants to teach Sun Wukong magic, not have a physical relationship with Sun Wukong. A lot of our classmates are coming today, so you better restrain yourself. "
"Hmph, it's fine if Winnie comes, but the class leader and Gong Cainiu are also coming. Why are only girls coming to visit Ye Lin classmate? "
"You have to ask yourself that. Don't you know you have androphobia? Every time a male classmate comes, you have to avoid them, so that's why only girls are coming today. "
Halfway through my sentence, I suddenly remembered something.
"Oh right, it's not all girls who are coming today. I remember the class leader said she would bring Shu Zhe. Xiao Qin, will this affect you? "
Xiao Qin tilted her head and thought for a bit, then she shook her head.
"It's fine if it's Shu Zhe. I don't know why, but I'm not afraid of Shu Zhe at all. It's fine even if he's dressed as a man."
Is that so? That's a cause for celebration! I don't know how far Shu Zhe progressed on the path of being a trap while I was unconscious. Anyways, Xiao Qin already treated Shu Zhe as a girl due to her androphobia.
In the illusory apocalypse, Shu Zhe had always been in a dead state. Today, seeing him again … no, seeing him alive gave me a feeling as if it had been a lifetime since I last saw him.
But the first person to arrive at my house was Winnie. She wore roller skates and skated all the way to the Red Building North Alley.
Winnie, who was going against the wind, had her forehead exposed by the wind. She spun in a U-shape to stop her forward momentum and stopped at the foot of the building.
"Crap. I didn't bring normal shoes. It looks like I'll have to wear roller skates to climb the stairs. "
Actually, the Red Building North Alley only had four floors, but there were many middle-aged and elderly residents, so there was an elevator. Even so, I still went downstairs with Xiao Qin to welcome Winnie. We each held onto Winnie's arms and led her into the elevator.
"I knew you wouldn't die." Winnie said with confidence after she saw me, "Someone who looks like you should have lived for ten thousand years."
"Tortoises are the ones that live for ten thousand years."
"Huh? Let me take a closer look. " As the elevator went up, Winnie held my face and stared at it for a long time. Her posture was similar to how a rich young master would tease a woman.
"Ye Lin, you look a bit better." A thunderous voice rang in my ears and it was clear how surprised Winnie was.
"I noticed your appearance changed when you were lying on the bed. I thought you would recover after you woke up … but I didn't expect it to stay like this. That's against the rules. They say a girl changes eighteen times between childhood and womanhood, so why did you change as a man? "
Only I knew that I didn't change eighteen times between childhood and womanhood. It was because my face that was ruined by Xiao Qin recovered a bit of my shota appearance after 18 months.
Winnie, who wore a sleeveless tank top and a pair of denim shorts, looked even sexier than before. Although she still had a band-aid on her nose and laughed from time to time, her curvaceous figure was definitely an eye-catching sight in the summer.
"Even if Ye Lin classmate became more handsome, you're not allowed to hit on him." Xiao Qin barked like an animal protecting its food.
"Don't worry." Winnie patted her best friend's shoulder, "I won't steal him from you. It's true that Ye Lin became a bit more handsome, but it's not to the point where I'm tempted. It's just that I won't be treated like a fugitive now."
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