"That's a fake Batman ~ ~" Winnie corrected Gong CaiCai's mistake with a smile, "There are a lot of imitators in Detective Conan, so it's not strange for people to imitate superheroes. Don't we also have people in Dong Shan city who wear masks to help old ladies cross the road? They call themselves the 'Justice League of Dong Shan city' and want to maintain world peace. "
Now that I think about it, even if you're not a member of the Justice League of Dong Shan city, it's still necessary to wear a mask when you help an old lady cross the road in China.
"Are they already famous to the point where everyone knows about them?" I asked curiously, "Who are the members of the Justice League of Dong Shan city? What have they done that has a lot of influence? "
"They're just a bunch of idiots." Xiao Qin mumbled as she has the secret identity of 'Diary Hero' and doesn't get along with the Justice League of Dong Shan city.
"Are you trying to imitate 'Bouncing King'?" Shu Zhe hit the nail on the head.
"What's' Neptune '? Is it the Batman of the sea? " Not only is the class leader illiterate, but she also doesn't watch many entertainment movies. She only realized that 'Neptune' is a story about an ordinary person becoming a superhero after her brother explained it to her.
"The members of the Justice League of Dong Shan city include the Red Star Hero who has a red star on his mask, the Raging Fire Hero who has a flame on his uniform, and the skinny 'Within Your Ability Hero' with a funny name …" Winnie counted on her fingers, "Recently, they wanted to rope in the 'Diary Hero', but they had a falling out and the Red Star Hero was beaten up."
Xiao Qin proudly looked up at the ceiling when she heard Winnie mention the Diary Hero, as if to say: "The Red Star Hero overestimated themselves, they're asking for trouble!"
It seems like Winnie didn't know about Xiao Qin's secret identity, so I'm probably the only person who knows the Diary Hero's true identity (and gender).
"They have good intentions, but they lack consideration in their methods." The class leader commented after a moment of silence, "A completely spontaneous act of stopping a crime could turn into a lynching. Not only would it not stop the crime, but it would also bring more trouble to the police. At the end of the day, Batman is a manga character, he can't be copied into reality. "
The class leader's future goal was to become a police officer, so she had to speak from the standpoint of a police officer.
"Not to the extent of lynching, but the Justice and Order Alliance of Dong Shan City did a lot of stupid things," Winnie who seemed to have been paying attention to it for a long time said, "Take 'Fire Man' for example, he would carry a bucket of water and walk back and forth in the alleys that are prone to fire. If he sees someone smoking, he would immediately pour a bucket of cold water over them. The comedy effect is very strong, hahahaha —"
"Eh? I said, "He calls himself Ardent Fireman, but why does he use water as a weapon?"
"Because he can't breathe fire. It's illegal to carry a flamethrower on the streets!" Winnie explained, "He claimed that the word 'Blazing Flame' referred to his burning righteous heart, and that it didn't contradict him swaggering through the streets with buckets of water. Look! Edison Chen! "
Winnie suddenly yelled and paused the DVD playback. Edison Chen appeared on the screen in a well-ironed suit. He played the role of a building receptionist in "The Dark Knight." He only appeared for five seconds and only had one line. However, the sharp-eyed Winnie still managed to spot him.
If Eunuch Cao was here, he would definitely kneel and kowtow to the TV: "Ancestors above, please bless our sect and bring it to glory!"
"Keep playing, there's nothing worth pausing." The class leader clearly didn't want to talk about Edison Chen with Winnie.
The following plot was very tense. After a series of unforeseen events, the prosecutor Harvey Dent, who was originally Batman's comrade, had half his face destroyed by the Joker's explosion. Then, with the death of his sweetheart, he finally transformed into the villain 'Two-Face'.
"This person's face is so scary!" Gong CaiCai was so scared that she hid behind Winnie and whispered to everyone who was still staring at the screen: "Does it hurt? How can you not get treatment? "
The class leader also revealed slight discomfort when she saw Harvey Dent's shocking appearance, but it wasn't because half of Harvey Dent's face exposed his bones and muscles, it was because of the asymmetry of his left and right sides.
"He flips a coin every time, he's as crazy as the Joker."
Ironically, this character that the class leader didn't like was also very fond of even numbers. For example, in the animated movie Batman Returns, Harvey Dent said to the police: "I'm giving you 22 minutes to bring 22 million to redeem these two towers …"
After the birth of Two-Face, the movie ushered in another climax. The Clown planted bombs on two ferries, one carrying ordinary people, and the other carrying prisoners. The Joker told the passengers that the only way to save themselves was to detonate the other ship, otherwise both ships would be destroyed by remote control at midnight.
"Class leader, what would you do if you were on the ship carrying civilians?" I was suddenly curious about this possibility.
The class leader thought hard about this difficult question for a long time. At this time, a classic scene appeared in the movie: The tall and strong black prisoner took the remote control from the timid police officer and threw it into the river to prevent it from being used by anyone on the ship. This action was as noble and holy as Jesus, it made me think of Peng TouSi.
"Isn't it a bit fake?" Shu Zhe ridiculed, "Why would this black man be arrested if he had such a high level of self-awareness? I heard Hollywood movies always arrange black people to play the good guys in order to be politically correct, I guess this scene is probably the same. "
Although what Shu Zhe said was true, I couldn't agree with his opinion.
"Not only is this insertion not abrupt, it also perfectly satirizes the Joker's belief that everything is chaos. There are good people among the criminals. It's a type of mockery towards the 'order' and it fits the Joker's goal of survival. At the same time, it also ruins the Joker's plans. It's ironic and symbolic. Through the different performances of the people on the two ships, the conflict between good and evil is vividly portrayed. The scene is filled with darkness and cold tones, and it also exaggerates the heroic feeling of Batman who is at the center of the conflict. "
After I said that, except for Xiao Qin, everyone looked at me as if they didn't know me.
"Damn, when did you become so artistic?" Winnie was the first to speak, "According to your previous personality, shouldn't you say 'the last two ships are holding their own detonators'?"
"Huh? I'm artistic? How could I be artistic! " Since I had a certain repulsion towards the term 'artistic youth', I immediately denied it, "I was just expressing my thoughts, it has nothing to do with art!"
Aside from the movie on the TV, the room was completely silent. I cursed in my heart: Did I accidentally become an artistic youth? That doesn't make sense! I've never read any books that make people into an artistic youth! Even the websites I frequent are comedy websites like Fukushima, Eight-eyed Demon, and Fried Egg!
Suddenly, a terrifying thought appeared in my head: Crap! During the thousand cycles of the fantasy world, Xiao Yin would lie on the bed and recite to me when she had nothing to do. Other than some scientific knowledge, the only books she recited were the sour "World's Best Literature"! The authors were mostly poets, essayists, and philosophers, which made my ears grow calluses. Apparently, she did this to make me more "emotional"?
Emotional my ass! I've been brainwashed into an artistic youth! I can't even give a normal review after watching Batman!
"It's fine." Xiao Qin comforted me after seeing my shocked expression, "I don't care if you're an ordinary classmate, an artistic Ye Lin classmate, or an idiot classmate."
"I care!! Now that I've evolved from ordinary to artistic, it won't be long before I become an idiot … "
"Bro Ye Lin, you're overthinking it, actually …" Shu Zhe didn't finish his sentence, probably because I have something on him.
But Winnie completed the sentence: "Ye Lin, you weren't ordinary before, you were an idiot! So you should be happy that you're evolving from an idiot to an ordinary person through the artistic transition! "
I asked with dissatisfaction: "Was I always an idiot?"
In the movie, Batman was talking to Two-Face on top of a skyscraper. He asked a question in English in a deep voice, which was in sync with me.
The class leader put her right fist in front of her mouth, cleared her throat, and looked away.
Shu Zhe stared at the ceiling.
Winnie stared straight at me as if to say: "If you're not an idiot, then who is?"
Xiao Qin secretly held my right hand tightly with an understanding expression: "As long as it's Ye Lin classmate, it's fine even if you're an idiot".
I could only look at Gong CaiCai and wanted to know how she saw me.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate! Don't look at me like that, I'm under a lot of pressure … "Gong CaiCai cowered," Ye Lin classmate wasn't like that before! "
Gong CaiCai knew 'idiot' was a swear word, so she automatically harmonized it.
"Huh? So you're saying I wasn't an idiot before, but now I am? "
"No, no!" Gong CaiCai hurriedly explained, "Although I've misunderstood Ye Lin classmate, you've always had a good heart! You've never bullied me … "
Gong CaiCai's helpless expression suddenly made me recall how I had forcefully pushed Gong CaiCai to vent my stress in the illusory doomsday when I had almost been driven insane by the Cycle of Reincarnation.
Although it happened in the virtual world, the expression on Gong CaiCai's face now was really similar to that time! I remember the virtual Gong CaiCai said something like 'I'm going to split open'.
Not good, I can't stay calm when I think about it. I used the excuse of going to the washroom to calm down.
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