"What do you mean by something that only adults can do?" The class leader asked curiously after I let the cat out of the bag.
"Drive, drive! I've driven an off-road vehicle in the dream realm, isn't it cool? "I managed to muddle through in a moment of desperation.
"Oh, the causal calculation program did say that the skills you learn in the dream world will be remembered by the brain and then brought into real life … So, if you drive a car in the dream world that exists in the real world, then you already know how to drive now?"
"Sort of … sort of." I said perfunctorily while sweating cold sweat. Actually, I've never driven a car in the dream realm, I've never even seen a car in perfect condition, so how could I even drive?
Some students might have questions and want to know how I learned how to unbutton Shu Zhe's shirt with one hand in the dream realm.
I could only say that although Winnie's personality wasn't perfect, her curiosity in exploring the adult world was comparable to Winnie in real life.
Pushing Winnie down in the snow wasn't the first time we did it in the illusory realm! It's just that my previous memories were sealed by Xiao Yin!
In the beginning of reincarnation, Winnie and I seemed to have tried a lot of terrible things, including unbuttoning my shirt with one hand … I gradually remembered those things after I woke up!
Luckily the real Winnie didn't know about those things, otherwise I wouldn't know how to face her!
The class leader seemed like she wanted to say something, but she remembered she had already left the living room for a long time, so she returned with me.
Overall, the visit to celebrate my recovery was very helpful in my return to reality. Although my body had returned to the real world, my mind was still a little sluggish. Chatting with familiar people helped me regain my clarity of mind.
The class leader, who was worried about my stamina, only stayed at my house until noon. Winnie wanted to stay a bit longer because of the temptation of snacks and the Xbox, but she was still called away by the class leader.
"Ye Lin classmate, we'll be leaving first today, rest well …"
Gong CaiCai said when she said goodbye.
"Why are you leaving now?" I urged, "You guys can clearly play until night time!"
"That's right! You let me play here until night time ~ ~ "Winnie said as she still wanted to continue.
"Let's call it a day." The class leader said, "I heard from Professor Yu that you should focus on rest and take a nap every day. Why don't you take a nap after we leave?"
His tone was half commanding, just like a kindergarten teacher.
The class leader's reasoning was sound, so after a while, the only ones left in the room were me, Xiao Qin, and the unfinished animal crackers on the table.
Dr. Yu did tell me to take more afternoon naps. I greeted Xiao Qin and went back to my bedroom to lie down.
Needless to say, after watching a movie and chatting with everyone in the morning, the quality of the afternoon nap was pretty good.
I wasn't used to taking afternoon naps, so I slept for a long time until I felt something pressing down on my body.
This warm and soft touch — someone was lying on top of me, and it was a woman!?
I didn't know when, but I was sleeping face down, and someone was lying on my back in the exact same position.
Since we were only wearing summer clothes like shirts and shorts, it was inevitable that our skin would rub against each other. It made the room temperature even hotter.
"Xiao Qin, it's you! What kind of prank are you playing? "
"Eh? How did Ye Lin classmate know it was me? I was very careful and didn't make any sounds! "
"Nonsense! You're a living person, how could I not know if you have weight! Also, it's only us at home! "
I haven't gotten used to this place becoming our shared home, but it should be fine in a few days.
"Ah … I'm sorry for waking you up, but I always wanted to try lying on top of Ye Lin classmate. Although it was a good opportunity when you were unconscious, I didn't dare to do it because I was afraid your vitals would become chaotic … I couldn't take it anymore after seeing Ye Lin classmate sleeping so soundly today …"
"What? From what you've said, it seems like you've been drooling over me when I was unconscious for the past 18 months? "
"Mhmm." Xiao Qin actually nodded seriously, "Other than me, the class leader also drooled a lot over Ye Lin classmate, but since I stuck to my post, I didn't let Ye Lin classmate be sullied by the class leader!"
"Nonsense! The class leader would never drool! No matter if it was in front of food or me, she wouldn't drool! So you're saying the class leader also wanted to nurse me, but you didn't give her the chance! "
"Anyways, only I can touch Ye Lin classmate!" Xiao Qin imitated the movement of a silkworm on my back and it made me itchy.
I suddenly thought of something terrifying.
According to my knowledge of physiology, a man's testicles will continuously produce sperm. Also, the ancients have a saying: "When the moon is full, it will wane. When the water is full, it will overflow." I've been unconscious for so long and I haven't had a good time masturbating, so I would definitely have nightmares!
What's more, I pushed down a girl many times in my dreams, so it was equivalent to an erotic dream. Under normal circumstances, when a man has an erotic dream, his underwear will become wet. In order to not be discovered by his family, he would have to secretly go to the bathroom to wash his underwear!
But I obviously couldn't wash my underwear while I was unconscious, so who took care of my underwear? Was it also Xiao Qin! I even let Xiao Qin wash my underwear that was stained with that stuff … I don't have the face to see her! You should always lie on my back and not face me!
"Speaking of which, um …" I hesitated, "Do you usually help me wipe my body when I'm unconscious?"
"That's right! I wipe both inside and out! "Xiao Qin revealed a cat-like expression and replied proudly.
"Did you also wash my clothes?"
"Yeah!"
"Underwear … was also washed by you?"
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" Xiao Qin clenched her hands into the shape of cat claws and pressed them on my shoulder blades. Then, she peeked over my shoulder to check my expression.
"My underwear must be dirty, right?" I asked tentatively, "It must be hard on you to wash my underwear …"
"Sigh, I actually wanted to wash your underwear, but unfortunately, the high-tech underwear that Dr. Yu provided doesn't need to be washed, it's disposable."
"Huh? What do you mean? "
"Dr. Yu has an acquaintance in the US National Aeronautics and Space Administration, so he got some astronaut underwear from there. It can perfectly solve the problem of urinating and defecating. If you want, you can even recycle waste and filter it into drinkable water …"
"Damn, don't say anymore! Why is Dr. Yu's equipment so hardcore! Isn't it just adult diapers used by astronauts! "
"It's a lot better than adult diapers!" Xiao Qin said seriously, "After I threw away the used astronaut underwear, there were actually NSA intelligence agents who went to the trash station to pick it up! It was the shoe repair uncle who told me they were in the same line of work! "
Holy sh * t! It's not easy to survive in the NSA! In order to get NASA's technology, they would even go to the trash station to pick up shit! It seems like not only the FBI has their eyes on me, but China's intelligence agents also think I have information to dig out!
"Oh, I remember now. The day I woke up, I noticed that the material of my underwear was very special, it felt a bit like Batman's multi-purpose tactical belt …"
Xiao Qin rhythmically poked my neck with her fingers, it seemed like she was giving me a massage, but it also seemed like she was just playing.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … isn't it amazing? Let's also use those diapers for our kids in the future, it will definitely save a lot of time! "
"Is it because of Ai ShuQiao's financial support that Dr. Yu was able to provide it to me?" I pondered, "It seems like Ai ShuQiao is willing to pay any cost to get a blood sample of my happiest moments! It seems like she already has another source of blood and doesn't need to get blood from me anymore, is it a blessing or a curse? "
"I don't care." Xiao Qin comfortably placed all of her weight on my back, "Anyways, Ye Lin classmate can talk to me again. I don't have to worry about you dying while I'm on your back. Also, Ye Lin classmate promised to treat me like a younger sister before you graduate, so you won't kick me out like before, right?"
"Um …" If Xiao Qin was only lying on my back and didn't take any further actions, I really shouldn't kick her out because Ai Mi also did something similar, so I didn't kick her out.
"How about I teach Ye Lin classmate how to swim?" Xiao Qin suddenly had a strange idea, "Ye Lin classmate's back is as wide as a killer whale, but you can't swim, what a pity!"
"Where do you think I'm like a killer whale! Also, how can I learn to swim in bed! "
"You can learn it in bed, you can practice the posture first!" Xiao Qin held both of my arms from behind (she originally wanted to hold my wrists, but her arms weren't long enough), then she mimicked freestyle swimming and made my hands move.
"O (∩ _ ∩) O Haha ~ Go! A powerful killer whale! I have a killer whale as a mount! "
What a childish game, but if Xiao Qin wants to play, I'll play with her. It's not like her weight is a problem for me anyway.
Xiao Qin controlled my arms to move around fifty or sixty times, but I didn't cooperate or resist, so she felt it was a bit boring.
"Killer whale, what's wrong with you, killer whale? Do you want to eat fish? How about I feed you fish at night? "
She gave herself the identity of a breeder! Did taking care of the unconscious me give her the illusion that she was an animal breeder?
"You know I don't really like fish." I said, "You can eat it yourself if there's fish."
"How can that be!" Xiao Qin widened her eyes, "You don't eat fish as a killer whale, are you going on a hunger strike! Are you dissatisfied with me and want to change the breeder! "
"I already said I'm not a killer whale …"
"Oh no!" Xiao Qin suddenly panicked again, "There's a waterfall in front! Killer whale, turn around, turn around! Otherwise we're going to fall! "
"There's no waterfall! You're pretty addicted to playing games! There's only a bed in front! "
"Ah! Crap! The breeder and killer whale both fell! " Xiao Qin screamed, then she started to hit my head with her palms. Although she didn't use a lot of strength, it made me confused and I didn't know what was going on.
"Why are you hitting me!"
"It's because the killer whale fell down the waterfall and hit his head on the riverbed! Does it hurt? Is it serious? "
"It won't hurt if you don't hit me!" I complained, "Killer whales live in the sea, why would they hit a riverbed! You're just trying to find a way to hit me! You planned this retarded game for several months, now that I'm awake, you can finally play with me!? "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and admitted, "I was seen through by Ye Lin classmate, can you continue playing this killer whale game with me in the future? Ye Lin classmate thinks of himself as my older brother, so you shouldn't refuse my request, right? "
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