"When would I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I disagreed with Professor Bai's suggestion.
"You need it a lot of times." Professor Bai's fingers drummed rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you're kidnapped or under surveillance, and it's inconvenient to communicate information to the outside world, you can let us know your information."
Huh? With Professor Bai's reminder, it seemed very interesting. It was like a spy war tool! Who knows when I might actually be able to use it!
Brain Theater 1: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the phone to backdoor mode, and placed it on the desk. I then turned on the remote monitoring function. Then, I asked Professor Bai and the others from the Scientific Happiness School to pay attention to whether the invigilator is coming over!
(Wait, I might as well use the camera to scan the exam papers and let Professor Bai tell me the answers directly! But this is no different from cheating on a normal phone. It won't show off the high-end atmosphere of a spy tool, and it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater 2: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the Shaolin Temple's Eighteen Bronze Statues. Just as they were about to beat me with a stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled the phone and played 'The Hottest Ethnic Trend' at the loudest volume! The 18 Bronze Men couldn't help but sway along to the beat. I took the opportunity to snatch the stool, and with lightning speed, I completed the shocking 18 kills! Just as I was letting my imagination run wild, Professor Bai looked mysteriously at Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai, who were sitting in the back of the conference room and watching slides on their laptops. Then, he asked me: "Do you want to know how favorable the two girls are towards you?"
White Beast, that's enough! Do you think you're playing a romance video game like 'Heartbeat Memories' or 'Love Follows'? How come I can see how favorable Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai are towards me? Do you get the True Evil Eye if you pay to become a VIP user and see the constantly jumping Chinese cloud numbers above their heads?
"Oh, you might have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability can't be seen with the naked eye, nor can it be given an accurate number. Instead, it is judged subjectively through a mobile app I developed."
I revealed a disdainful expression. "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android Market, right?"
Professor Bai sat up straight in his chair. "The interface of the application I developed is simple, but it's not a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the end, it's just a simple interface to a huge causal calculation software. You can use it to predict the future within a narrow range. "
I was already too lazy to ridicule the words "predicting the future", so I asked, "How narrow is it?"
"You can only use text messaging with the simulated girls …"
"Hey! This was worse than a romance video game! It was basically a chat program like Little Chick! If you want to install this app on my phone, you must have predicted my lonely future! "
Professor Bai glanced at Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai again and lowered his voice at the same time, "This isn't a cold and empty chat with a computer. It's a chat program that simulates the character's psychology to a high degree based on the real information in the database. It's a chat program that truly matches the character's personality! Isn't knowing in advance what you're going to say and what the other party's most likely reaction is considered predicting the future? "
"Isn't it that exaggerated?" I frowned in disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his phone and said that he could make me believe in the power of the causal calculation system through a simple experiment.
After typing a line on his phone, Professor Bai put the phone face down on the table. He cleared his throat and asked me with a very serious expression, "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
"Damn! There's actually someone willing to marry your mentally ill son!? "
Although I knew that Professor Bai was talking about an experiment, I couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
Professor Bai laughed after achieving his goal, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter and my son isn't married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."
I frowned slightly and flipped over Professor Bai's phone on the table. I saw the application with the simple interface that Professor Bai had mentioned.
How simple is the interface? Let's make an analogy? Have you seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I saw it in a post titled "QQ's Ten Year Review". When QQ's icon was not a penguin but a pager, Professor Bai's mobile app looked exactly like the simple and crude chat interface — — Professor Bai simply copied the original QQ interface!
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" was open. The question that Professor Bai asked the virtual chat partner was naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
"Come on! Your son is mentally ill to the point of having a split personality. Would anyone be willing to marry him? "
F * ck! Although it wasn't 100% the same, the basic meaning was exactly the same! Was Professor Bai bluffing me? Did he come up with it based on his understanding of me? Or was it really like what he said, that the causal calculation program based on the information about me in the database, after performing cloud computing and sending back the prediction results?
"That doesn't count." I shook my head, "I was too shocked when you suddenly said you have a granddaughter and that Fang Xin has a daughter. Ask me something else."
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? Also, if you take precautions beforehand, it will add a lot of variables outside of the database and make the simulation chat results meaningless — — by the way, I named this application < Heartbeat Questions >. What do you think? It matches its function, right? "
Matches my ass! Did you copy the interface from QQ from ten years ago and copied the name from the game < Heartbeat Memories >? If this application was installed on my phone and showed Xiao Qin, the class leader, Winnie, and Gong CaiCai as friends, then it would barely fit the concept of < Heartbeat Questions >. But now you only have me as a friend on your app, so what kind of < Heartbeat Questions > is it? Who needs a 60 + year old chuunibyou patient to have my heart beat loudly!
But I have to admit, professor Bai successfully grasped my interest. If you can really know a girl's answer in advance and have a high accuracy rate, then wouldn't you be able to use it as a rehearsal for a confession? Also, a lot of questions that you would be too embarrassed to ask in person can be simulated to know the other party's reaction!
For example, asking the virtual class leader: "Can I touch your chest?" If the virtual class leader scolded me, then I would probably get shot if I asked the same question in the real world.
Seeing my hesitation, professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely doesn't have a backdoor program. It's because it can only run in the backdoor mode of the phone, so there's no need for two backdoors.
"If you're worried, you can let Dr. Yu check it when you get back. You can even show him the source code. It's just an input-feedback interface for the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, so it's easy to see if there's anything hidden."
I was moved by professor Bai's words, and I had Dr. Yu's support. So I asked professor Bai for the installation package and installed the app myself.
Needless to say, the first installation failed because I didn't switch the phone from 'safe mode' to 'backdoor mode'. Just like what Professor Bai had said, < Heartbeat Question & Answer > would perform a self-check when it was running. If Fang Xin didn't have the special key he had set in the hardware chip, it would automatically shut down.
I didn't have anything to hide now. I used a lot of strength to quickly shake the phone seven times in front of professor Bai and switched the phone to backdoor mode.
Actually, it's not enough to just shake the phone, you have to shake it three times, one, three times. Otherwise, wouldn't it automatically switch modes if you shake it more than seven times?
After switching to backdoor mode, a very small pixel error would appear on the phone screen. Dr. Yu's setting could help me distinguish what mode I'm in.
After the application was installed, the simple interface of the [Heartbeat Quiz] automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After a minute of waiting, there were four avatars on my friends list. The names were: Xiao Qin, the class leader, Gong CaiCai, and … Professor Bai.
I leaned back and looked at Professor Bai with vigilant eyes.
I didn't expect professor Bai to be gay like Peng TouSi! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Quiz"? Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you! Where's the blacklist function? I'm going to put you on the blacklist! Since you copied QQ, why didn't you copy its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat (penguin power) isn't enough?
When Professor Bai saw the obvious expression of disgust on my face, he quickly explained, "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to contact me. You can think of me as a 'QQ customer service'. If you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to reflect the situation to me."
Professor Bai's avatar was quite similar to him. It was an elderly scientist wearing glasses. Xiao Qin, the class leader, and Gong CaiCai's avatars were a bit more strange. They were a 'bandaged fist', a 'double-barreled shotgun', and a 'melon'.
Where did you find these icons! They're all full of malice! Forget about the fist and shotgun, is the melon referring to Gong CaiCai's breasts? Are you trying to say that Gong CaiCai's breasts are her real body! I can't believe Gong CaiCai even gave you a teacher's day gift!
Thinking back, I saw my profile picture in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It seemed to be a cartoon gray wolf. I'm not sure if it was specially set up for me because I boasted about being a "metal-blooded lone wolf".
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