I felt a strong sense of ridicule towards Professor Bai's choice of 'Bandaged Fist', 'Double Barreled Shotgun', 'Melon', and 'Big Bad Wolf' as our chat avatars.
Then, in order to shirk responsibility, Professor Bai told me that he hadn't chosen these avatars himself. They were similar icons that the causal calculation program had automatically searched for on the Internet based on the information in the database.
So, the causal calculation program thinks that I'm similar to the big bad wolf and Gong CaiCai is similar to a melon?
Although Xiao Qin and the class leader could be described as fists and shotguns …
"Why are there only three people?" I obviously didn't count Professor Bai as the administrator.
Professor Bai shrugged at me. "Because this is just a beta version, it is limited by intelligence. The causal calculation program can only guarantee that the simulation results of these three people will not deviate too much from the normal value."
"Is that true?" I was skeptical of Professor Bai's words. "You must have gotten more than that by tapping my phone and text messages, right? Like Winnie? It's Xiong YaoYue, we've been talking on the phone and texting a lot. Why didn't you simulate her? "
Of course, it was strange that Ai Mi wasn't included. But since the app was called 《Heartbeat Quiz》, it had an unclear relationship with the romance game 《Heartbeat Memories》. I was embarrassed to ask why Ai Mi wasn't included. Otherwise, it would seem like I wanted to date my sister.
Professor Bai had a troubled expression on his face. "Regarding Winnie's intelligence, the causal calculation program has indeed collected a lot of information. However, after calculation and analysis, it didn't manage to explore the rules of this girl's thinking. It's very difficult to simulate..."
What does that mean? This meant that Winnie's brain was too stupid. Even the causal calculation program that claimed to be able to predict the future of mankind couldn't simulate it?
Winnie was forgetful and whimsical. Most of the time, she used her stomach instead of her brain to think about problems. In order to accurately simulate Winnie, Professor Bai would probably need to attach an artificial stomach to the causal calculation program.
After installing the app, I couldn't wait to try it out. However, I felt a little embarrassed in front of Professor Bai.
On second thought, what was there to be embarrassed about? Anyway, < Heartbeat Question & Answer > had to go through cloud computing to get results. Professor Bai could find out everything I typed in the client, so I couldn't hide it from him at all.
Thinking of this, his fingers moved quickly and clicked on Sweet Melon's avatar. He asked the virtual Gong CaiCai, "What are your measurements?"
For the record, I'm not trying to be a hooligan. I'm just trying to make the question as unexpected as possible. Otherwise, it would be too easy on the causal calculation program.
Anyway, I'm definitely not a hooligan!
Gong CaiCai's melon avatar twitched. The cloud computing simulated her most likely answer to this question.
(Lowering my head, not daring to look at you): "Mom doesn't allow me to tell the boys my three measurements, so I'm very sorry … Please forgive me!"
Eh? There were even actions in brackets! It was like the script of a play! This answer seemed to fit Gong CaiCai's personality. Would the real Gong CaiCai answer the same? Should I check it out later?
Molestation (?) After Cai Cai in the virtual palace, I began to tease the virtual class leader:
"Didn't you say that you would marry me if I came back alive from Emerald Pine Mountain? Why didn't you keep your word? "
In the end, I typed too fast and typed 'Emerald Pine Mountain' as' in the bathroom '. So the sentence became: "Didn't you say you would marry me if I came back alive from the bathroom? Why didn't you keep your word? "
The class leader's double-barreled shotgun avatar was silent for ten seconds, then it twitched and replied:
(Disdainfully squinting at me): "You won't die from going to the bathroom, but that only proves that you can take care of yourself. Also, when did I agree to that!"
Holy sh * t! What a high degree of simulation! But the simulated class leader didn't seem to know that I had a viral heart disease. Her words didn't seem to contain much motherly concern.
It's no wonder. Since the information 'I have a heart disease' was not collected by Professor Bai, the causal calculation program would naturally not consider this factor when replying.
But even so, it's still pretty fun! Super fun! I can't stop!!
I ignored Professor Bai's interested gaze and continued to ask the virtual Xiao Qin an important question: "Where did you hide brother Optimus Prime?"
Without much waiting, Xiao Qin's fist avatar immediately twitched and gave me the answer:
(Shyly and started to take off her clothes): "Ye Lin classmate, um … can't I replace him?"
Screw you! Screw Fang Xin! Screw Professor Bai! How dare you imitate Xiao Qin to this level! I feel like someone I know was used as the protagonist of a H novel!
But if I think about it carefully, it seems like Xiao Qin really did do this, and it was when I asked her to return brother Optimus Prime …
I broke out in a cold sweat! The causal calculation program is too scary! No wonder Ai ShuQiao wants it! If this thing collects enough information, the suggestions it can provide are no less than the president's brain trust! Three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang! The causal calculation program can complete a huge number of logical decisions every second, it's equivalent to ten million Zhuge Liang! The electricity consumed during the calculation is equivalent to ten million Zhuge Liang's!
"Prime minister, you can eat a lot too, right?"
Zhang Fei complained with dissatisfaction when he saw the wine and meat on the table were all eaten by multiple Zhuge Liang.
The Kingdom of Shu eventually perished due to a lack of food.
Later generations wrote a poem to commemorate this event: "Prime minister, prime minister, I did not eat my millet, when I was three years old, I did not care …"
I wanted to continue playing, but a notification popped up on the screen: "You have used up the number of questions for today, please ask again tomorrow (there is no limit on questions to the administrator)."
"Hey! There's a limit! " I complained to Professor Bai while holding the phone, "I even switched my phone to backdoor mode to play this, can't you guys be a bit more generous?"
Professor Bai coughed, "Um … the large computer that carries the causal calculation program already consumes a lot of power. It also needs to transfer a lot of process data to the super computer we rent. The cheapest super computer rental fee is 1000 USD per hour, we have to consider the operating costs!"
"Tsk." I pouted, "So you can only ask three questions a day?"
"Not three times." Professor Bai said seriously, "You only have one chance to ask a question a day, and it refreshes at midnight. Today's three questions are an extra discount. Please remember to run 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' once a day and ask a question that you are interested in. Because the one chance per day doesn't accumulate, it doesn't expire on the same day … "
I understand now! This is similar to the daily bonus for the first win in League of Legends! Professor Bai gave me this app because he wanted me to switch my phone to backdoor mode at least once a day! 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' can only be run in backdoor mode!
Professor Bai said again as I was grinding my teeth:
"If you think once a day is too few, it's not like there's no way to increase the number of questions. As long as you turn on 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' and let it run for three hours, you'll be given an extra chance to ask a question. In other words, if you keep 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' running the entire day, you'll be given an extra eight questions, it's a great deal …"
Where's your integrity! Being online in exchange for rewards, this is a marketing tactic from a third-rate online game! If I use 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' all day, I'll have to keep my phone in backdoor mode all day and be monitored by you! Also, after I use up all my questions, I can only chat with the administrator, Professor Bai, when I'm bored. I might reveal more information during the chat, isn't that what you guys want!?
As expected, it's like the weasel paying respects to the chicken, Professor Bai didn't have any good intentions installing this app for me!
However, this app was really interesting and I couldn't bear to delete it. I might as well go back and let Dr. Yu check it. If there are no other traps, then I'll only switch to backdoor mode once a day, ask a question to satisfy my craving, then switch back to safe mode!
In order to encourage me to use backdoor mode more often, not only did Professor Bai install this app for me, he also told me that they would pay for the phone calls and internet traffic generated in backdoor mode so that I wouldn't have to worry when I turn on the remote video monitoring function.
No shit! If you guys don't pay for the fees, the 3G internet traffic generated after turning on the video monitoring could give me a heart attack and kill me!
After bribing me with 'Heartbeat Question and traffic fees, Professor Bai began to tell me about the strategy to fight against Ai ShuQiao.
"First of all, Dr. Yu is the target of our fight. He only works under Ai ShuQiao for research funding and doesn't recognize Ai ShuQiao's philosophy. He even has a bit of the naivety of a researcher — — he didn't even take the opportunity to modify your phone to turn the so-called safe mode into his own listening device and provide you with a clean system."
Ah, I was really negligent. If it was Ai ShuQiao's order, Dr. Yu might have left himself a backdoor when he modified the phone, but he didn't do that? How did Professor Bai come to this conclusion?
Professor Bai quickly answered my question: 'Heartbeat Question and Answer' came with a system self-check function. It sent the detected data to the causal calculation program, and it didn't find anything suspicious.
How cunning! You know I won't allow you to thoroughly check my phone, so you used this method to test if Dr. Yu's safe mode was clean? You're really a cunning opponent that I have to be careful of!
"It's actually not difficult to win over Dr. Yu," I said to Professor Bai. "Dr. Yu is someone who only cares about money. Although the money is used for research and not personal enjoyment, it doesn't make much difference to us. Didn't you guys already cheat a lot of money by starting a cult? Why don't you just give the money to Dr. Yu and bribe him? "
Professor Bai, who had been acting confidently, suddenly blushed and stammered, "I'm sorry, we haven't cheated that much money yet, but we will continue to work hard!"
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