After putting down the new phone I bought for her, she went online to cram on various' Inside Cults', 'The Complete Collection of Deception', and 'The Art of Zhao Benshan's Skits'. Today, class 3-3 was mainly preparing for tomorrow's Teacher's Day.
Zhuang Ni and Gong CaiCai used their lunch break to draw a poster with the theme of Teachers' Day. Before erasing the previous poster with the theme of the starry sky, many students seized the opportunity to take a photo with this artistic poster.
This time, I listened to the class leader's suggestion and wrote a lot of proper Chinese characters. For example, 'Respecting teachers is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation'. Zhuang Ni also drew a gentle and refined female teacher who was probably based on the class leader, as well as a group of lively female students. In short, don't even think about having a male animal on the poster.
Actually, I was quite surprised that Zhuang Ni could come to school today. On Saturday night, I used berserker mode and punched Zhuang Ni in the stomach. Even if I had just returned from a basketball match and was at the end of my tether, that punch could still make the Five Tiger Punishment Squad lie in the hospital for a week.
In the end, Zhuang Ni only rested for a day before coming to school, and she didn't show any obvious symptoms of discomfort. I couldn't help but suspect if she was actually under the protection of some evil force.
When Xiao Qin and I returned to the classroom from the cafeteria, we were just in time to catch up with Zhuang Ni finishing the last stroke of her poster. She, who hates men, glanced at me coldly when I passed by her, but didn't say anything.
Hey! I advise you to give up on any thoughts of trying to kill me! I've already been extra careful with you, and I have the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' bodyguards sent by Ai ShuQiao to protect me in secret. If you break through these obstacles and successfully injure me, it'll be even worse! At that time, you would have to face Ai ShuQiao's cruel revenge! You don't want to turn into human amber, right? You don't want to have your limbs cut off, right? If you don't want to suffer those cruel treatment, then stay away from me!
The class leader closed the door and stood on the podium to brainstorm on what gifts to give the homeroom teacher and the other teachers tomorrow during the afternoon self-study class.
At this time of the year, as long as the relationship between the students and the teacher wasn't too bad, they would buy something as a token of appreciation. Just like when my dad was a teacher, the students would stand up and shout "Teacher, happy holidays!" or "Teacher, you've worked hard!" It was no longer popular to express the friendship between teacher and student.
"In every class tomorrow, when the teacher says' class begins' on the podium, everyone must stand up and shout 'Happy Holidays'."
The class leader solemnly told us.
"Then, Gong CaiCai will hand over the gift that she bought with the class fee. At the same time, everyone will applaud to liven up the atmosphere. Got it?"
"Remember —"
Many of the students, who didn't know if they were listening attentively, agreed.
"Why, why am I the one to deliver the gifts …" Gong CaiCai had a troubled expression as if the mission the class leader gave her was to perform a striptease.
"CaiCai, your seat is right under the podium, so it's closest to the teacher." The class leader had a good reason, "Also, you're in charge of the class fees, so no matter what, you're the most suitable person to deliver the gifts."
If it was a normal stage, it would be more suitable for a weaker girl like Gong CaiCai. Otherwise, who knows how much pressure it would cause if someone as high as Yao Ming's wife came up.
After hearing that Gong CaiCai would be delivering flowers tomorrow, the boys who liked to tease Gong CaiCai started to make a ruckus.
"Gong CaiCai, don't be afraid! Tomorrow when you deliver the gifts, we'll sing 'Little sister, walk boldly forward' for you! "
"In order to not break the gifts, and also to express your sincerity, deliver the gifts with your head on!"
Gong CaiCai walking with something on her head was more stable than walking with nothing. This was an open secret in class 3-3. Sometimes Gong CaiCai would be called "Gong CaiCai with everything on her head".
"You don't need to buy gifts for that old pervert! Let him touch your chest, it's definitely better than any gift! "
Some of the overly filthy suggestions were shouted out while pinching their noses. It was mixed in with the noisy discussion and no one could tell who shouted it.
But the class leader's eyes were sharp and her ears were sharp. She stood on the podium and looked down at everyone. She instantly locked onto the speaker as Eunuch Cao.
Her gaze appeared again as if she was looking at garbage.
"Cao JingShen, if you think letting the teacher touch your chest is a Teacher's Day gift, then come up and let the teacher touch your chest tomorrow — — you're already bigger than a lot of girls, right?"
"No, no …" Eunuch Cao's eyes flickered and he turned his head away in embarrassment.
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ (́ _ ́) ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin, who was on my right, suddenly laid on the table and started to cry.
"As expected of the second female lead with bad intentions! She doesn't even forget to mock me when we're talking about buying a Teacher's Day gift! I clearly didn't provoke her! "
Hey! Do you admit that your chest isn't as big as Eunuch Cao's? Don't fall into the trap of being persecuted! The class leader was mocking Eunuch Cao, not you!
After reprimanding Eunuch Cao and reorganizing the discipline, the class leader asked for everyone's opinions on what to buy after school today.
"How about Brain Platinum?" A certain class leader's loyal dog said without any malice, "I think all our teachers need Brain Platinum, especially teacher Yu!"
"Overruled." The class leader did not give this student a chance to continue.
"Dumbbells! 5kg dumbbells! "Xiong YaoYue raised her hand impatiently," Our teachers all need dumbbells to exercise! Dumbbells are the most suitable for them! "
Xiong YaoYue, shouldn't you be eating Brain Platinum? Even if we don't include biology and geography, we still have teachers for language, mathematics, English, physics, chemistry, politics, and history! Do you want Gong CaiCai, who doesn't even have the strength to truss a chicken, to carry 5 × 7 = 35kg dumbbells to school tomorrow! She'll definitely die of exhaustion on the way! She'll die of exhaustion from your stupid suggestions!
"Forget about the dumbbells." The class leader had a dark expression, "We also sent greeting cards last year, but they weren't very effective and they weren't practical. Everyone think about it, is there a more practical gift?"
"How about hand cream?" Little Smart raised her hand and said, "The teacher's hands are in contact with chalk for a long period of time, so it will affect their skin. If they wear some hand cream, it should have some restorative effects, right?"
Everyone nodded their heads. Not all our teachers are male, so hand cream is suitable for female teachers. There's nothing wrong even if it's a male teacher wearing hand cream.
"Good idea!" The student with slit eyes who worked with Eunuch Cao on 《School Red Line District- 28 Middle》 agreed, "Not only can hand cream wipe your hands, it can also wipe your face!"
But he recently had blisters in his mouth, so he was a bit tongue-tied. A good sentence turned into: "Not only can hand cream be used, it can also be used in the face!"
Since he had a history of following Eunuch Cao, the class leader wasn't sure if he did it on purpose or not. So in order to maintain order, she coldly told him to write a 400 word gift suggestion and hand it in before class ended. The main goal was to not let him have time to talk anymore.
"I still think a pen is better." The physics class representative Niu ShiLi crossed his arms in front of his chest, "It's practical enough, and it suits a teacher's identity."
"Um, spiced beef jerky is pretty practical." The foodie Loud Mouth gave her suggestion, "I know where they sell the best jerky, the teachers will definitely fall in love after eating it once!"
Zhuang Ni, who sat diagonally across from Loud Mouth, was sleeping on her desk after she finished her blackboard report. She didn't participate in the discussion, and the class leader didn't wake her up because she was afraid she would make a gift list like this:
"Artist's razor, Eunuch Cao's fingers, Niu ShiLi's fingers, Xu LiJun's fingers, Ye Lin's fingers …"
She's trying to turn all the boys in the class into fingerless Doraemon! If half of the students in the class were Doraemon, then the gifts that the teachers receive on Teachers' Day would be incomparably advanced and high-end, surpassing their peers by 200 years!
Of course, they might also receive a pile of Tonggong Yaki …
After an intense and passionate discussion, the class leader first rejected a few unreliable suggestions. Then they voted to give male teachers pens and diaries, and female teachers hand cream. They would organize a group of people to buy them after school today.
Gong CaiCai still had 725 yuan left in the class allowance. The main reason was that the class leader often used the class allowance (such as buying drinks for everyone for group activities), but she often paid out of her own pocket and didn't ask Gong CaiCai for reimbursement afterwards. Usually, she also asked the students to throw the leftover bottles in the designated recycling corner of the classroom. Over time, the income from selling trash was also given to Gong CaiCai to be saved in the class allowance. It was more than enough to buy gifts for the teachers, and she didn't need to collect extra money from everyone.
Since they were using the class allowance to buy gifts, Gong CaiCai, who was in charge of the class allowance, had to come along. But the class leader was worried about letting her go alone. Although each item wasn't expensive, it was still a lot. Especially since most of the hand cream was stored in glass bottles. If it was given to Gong CaiCai, she wouldn't be able to wipe her hands or face, she would only be able to wipe the floor.
"I'll go with you after school in the afternoon." The class leader decided to go with Gong CaiCai.
Xiao Qin, who had a keen sense of smell, suddenly thought of something. She raised her hand and bravely said in front of all the boys in the class:
"Class leader! Let me go with Gong CaiCai to buy a Teachers' Day gift! I'll protect Gong CaiCai and the hand cream! I love helping people the most! "
She was clearly doing a good deed to gain stars, she didn't mean to bully Gong CaiCai. But when Gong CaiCai heard Xiao Qin wanted to go with her, her body immediately trembled uncontrollably. From behind, her curly hair was moving rhythmically.
"Crap!" Xiao Qin suddenly had a thought, "After school today, I'm going with Ye Lin classmate to meet up with the cult's core members! How could I forget about that! As expected, there are only stars in my eyes … "
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