The psychopath, Fang Xin, asked me if I wanted to know what Ai ShuQiao did with my blood, where Su Qiao is locked up, when my dad and Auntie Ren are getting married … and even what the name of Gong CaiCai's first child will be.
Of course I want to know! If you can answer these questions, then you're already a god! Even if Professor Bai said you have an alien living in your body, I would still believe it!
A ripple appeared on Fang Xin's indifferent expression when he saw my desperate gaze. He smiled and said in an enigmatic and mysterious tone:
"Ye Lin, I also want to know the answers to the questions you want to know!"
F * ck! You kept me in suspense for so long, but you're telling me you're as clueless as me! Don't stop me! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him with a brick!
After seriously deceiving my feelings, Fang Xin could still continue to preach to me without a change in expression:
"Although the records on the Akashic Disc are blurry about the questions you want to know …" Roland said.
"Akashic my ass! Isn't it just a causal calculation program! Last time, you even pretended to be mysterious, saying that my blood had splashed on the Akashic Disc in my previous life, causing the part related to me to be blurred … Now, according to what you said, how much blood was splashed on the Akashic Disc? Someone must be on their period while sitting on the Akashic Disk! "
"Sigh." Fang Xin sighed softly, "Since the sacred disk has already been tainted by you, then we can only call it by its name in this era. The causal calculation program is very great …"
"What do you mean tainted by me! It's not like I'm on my period! You're the one who's running out of excuses! You keep saying 'universe' and 'era', it's quite ostentatious! Based on what you're saying, not only will we reincarnate, but a disk stained with my auntie's blood will also reincarnate! So my toilet paper could have been Tang Minghuang in its previous life! "
I wanted to expose Fang Xin's charlatan disguise, but who would have thought he wouldn't be moved at all — — as expected of a psychopath.
"Ye Lin, such a great existence won't be diminished by your slander. Although I can't tell you the answers to those questions for the time being, as long as you join the Scientific Happiness Sect and continue to provide us with information, it won't be long before the omnipotent causal calculation program works out the answers for you! "
"How dare you claim to be omnipotent when you can't even predict the two-toned ball …"
As if I had hit a sore spot, Fang Xin suddenly stopped talking.
He looked at me, or rather, through me, into the void behind me, with a grim expression.
At this moment, we were standing face to face under the electric pole at the crossroads. Because of Fang Xin's psychopathic striped clothes, no passersby dared to approach.
Fang Xin's face began to melt bit by bit.
It wasn't the melting method seen in horror movies, but his stiff expression, which seemed to have been coated with a layer of wax, suddenly became lively like a Picasso painting. I couldn't help but use the horrifying word "melting."
All skilled swindlers were actors. Fang Xin's current performance was enough to win several Best Actor awards. Just by changing his expression, it was as if he had become a completely different person.
"Why … why am I here?"
Fang Xin held his forehead and muttered to himself after turning from an enigmatic psychopath to a decadent, skinny patient.
It appeared! Only those who persistently explored the path of mental illness could master a high-level skill — schizophrenia! Also known as "split-personality"! Some nature-defying people not only split their second personality, they also split their third and fourth personality to play mahjong!
But judging from Fang Xin's situation, the personality that appeared in front of me should be Fang Xin's original personality. The psychopath I had been dealing with before was Fang Xin's second personality. Just like what Professor Bai said, when Fang Xin's mental illness acted up, even his father felt unfamiliar.
"Ah … I remember now." Fang Xin pointed at me with a trembling finger. "The Only Great One who resides in my body wants you to join the Scientific Bliss. He wants you to use this opportunity to unlock the wisdom of mankind …"
Huh? So the two personalities weren't completely split! They were meant to be a two-man show! One called himself God, and the other called himself "God's vessel"! Isn't this the rhythm of the Manchurian dance? But the target wasn't "Huang Daxian" or "Fox Deity", but aliens or even the extremely arrogant "one and only great person"!
"Stop pretending!" I grabbed Fang Xin's sleeve, "Your patient's uniform should have the contact information of the mental hospital, right? Hurry up and call someone to pick you up … "
"Idiot!" Fang Xin struggled out of my grasp, "You dare disobey the orders of the one and only great person!? Have you never listened to the truth! Don't you realize the cruel truth of this world! Only under the enlightenment of the one and only great person can humans have a new life! "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Then may I ask, as the vessel of the one and only great person, how did you enlighten humans? Did you form a cult to cheat people and let them know that money is just a worldly possession? "
"Nonsense!" Fang Xin, who no longer had a cold expression, said angrily, "Before I was possessed by the one and only great person, I devoted myself to enlightening humans! Back then, I racked my brains and wrote a lot of books that allowed people to gain knowledge! I brought knowledge to humans! I taught people tirelessly! My contributions will last for thousands of years! "
"Huh? Before writing the causal calculation program, were you writing books to spread a cult? "I said with disdain," What books did you write? "
Fang Xin puffed out his chest proudly, "I am the author of 'How to Become a Buddha on the Spot', 'Husband and Wife Dual Cultivation', 'Yin Yang Absorption Technique', and 'A Farmer's Handbook to Prevent Being Cheated in the City'!"
Damn! Fang Xin's first personality is a clown! When combined with the second personality, it gave people a very strange feeling! Your first three books can be said to help spread cult ideas, but what's the point of 'A Farmer's Handbook to Prevent Being Cheated in the City'? Are you trying to say that as long as farmers join the Scientific Happiness Sect, they won't be cheated by others, but you?
Taking advantage of the time when Fang Xin changed from a 'psychopath' to a 'clown', I calmed down and thought about Professor Bai's suggestion.
Actually, joining the Scientific Happiness Sect was part of my plan. After all, one of my deals with Ai ShuQiao was to steal a copy of the causal calculation program.
Although Professor Bai saw through my plan, he extended an olive branch to me, hoping to form an alliance with me to deal with Ai ShuQiao.
Ai ShuQiao isn't a good person, and the Scientific Happiness Sect isn't a good religion. Since that's the case, why can't I be a double agent and agree to cooperate with Professor Bai, but actually look for an opportunity to steal the causal calculation program and use the cult's resources to suppress Ai ShuQiao's actions in Dong Shan city?
It's a hundred benefits and no harm! I'm confident that I won't be brainwashed by the Scientific Happiness Sect. Even if I gather with them, it's just for show. What can Professor Bai and his son Fang Xin get from a middle school student like me? They just believe in the causal calculation program too much. They think the causal calculation program concluded that I would defeat Ai ShuQiao, so they bet on me. They think I will inherit a large fortune in the future and donate it to them as thanks to the Scientific Happiness Sect!
They actually worship the program they wrote like a god, Fang Xin and Professor Bai must be out of their minds! The program suggested you to rope me in, and you did it without hesitation?
But then again, apart from reincarnation and karma, karma is really mysterious. My dad once told me a story about the famous retarded emperor, the "Teacher of Benevolence and Righteousness", Song Xianggong. He made countless wrong decisions in his life, but he was absolutely right when it came to giving preferential treatment to the homeless Chong 'er (later known as Duke Wen of Jin). After Chong' er returned to the country, in order to repay Song Xianggong, he sided with the Song Kingdom in international affairs. How fast did karma come?
Could it be that in the eyes of Professor Bai and Fang Xin, I'm like Prince Chong 'er of Jin who temporarily left the country, or Emperor Qin's father Chu who was a hostage in Zhao? I'm a rare commodity that should be roped in as soon as possible?
Who cares! I can't give the Scientific Happiness Sect any benefits right now. Even if they expect me to repay them, it's something that will only happen in the distant future. So what if I join the Scientific Happiness Sect? At the very least, it'll give me a chance to steal the karma calculation program!
Just as he was about to verbally agree to let Fang Xin join the church, he saw two tall and burly male nurses in white gowns rushing toward Fang Xin.
"Crazy Fang, go back and take your medicine!"
"For the sake of our Dong Shan Mental Hospital's reputation, we won't let you escape again!"
Without saying a word, they grabbed Fang Xin's arms and dragged him to the ambulance not far away by the side of the street.
The moment he was grabbed, Fang Xin's face became calm again. I'm guessing his scammer personality resurfaced.
"Ye Lin, if you want to change your fate and the entire world, then come find me at Dong Shan Mental Hospital. I'll always be waiting for you …"
"Don't believe him!" One of the male nurses turned around and said, "This person is too sick, the other mental patients in the hospital can't stand him. It'll be a big problem if you believe him!"
The two male nurses quickly locked Fang Xin into the isolation cage of the ambulance and took him away.
Right at this time, Huang Feng's phone vibrated. Professor Bai called me again.
"How is it?" Professor Bai's tone was calm, "The karma calculation program told me that there's a 95% chance that you'll agree to join the Scientific Happiness Sect."
"I'll join." There was no point in acting coy since the other party already calculated such a high probability.
"But I won't believe you unless you can show me that the karma calculation program has the ability to accurately predict the future. Until then, I'll remain skeptical."
"Haha, as expected, you're looking for an opportunity to make contact with the program so you can steal a copy." Professor Bai exposed my plan, "But Ai ShuQiao and you both misunderstood a basic concept. The karma calculation program can't be stolen that easily, or rather, it can't be stolen at all …"
Professor Bai didn't explain why the karma calculation program can't be stolen. He agreed to meet me at the Scientific Happiness Sect's rented seminar room after school tomorrow to discuss the matter of joining the sect.
I agreed, and asked to bring another person with me.
I originally decided to join the Scientific Happiness Sect with Xiao Qin so we could take care of each other. Xiao Qin's lying skills are superb and she's a professional at pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. It's the perfect way to deal with scammers.
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