In McDonald's, Gong CaiCai was asked about her bust size in a roundabout way, she was caught off guard and her face immediately turned red.
If it wasn't for the virtual question in [Heartbeat Q&A], I probably wouldn't have asked Gong CaiCai this shamelessly.
I wanted to verify the difference between the answer simulated by the causal program and the real person.
Of course, I knew it was rude. Didn't you see that I used the phrase "Have any shameless boys asked you before?" in my question?
"Yes, yes." After hesitating for a few seconds, Gong CaiCai replied hesitantly as if she was afraid I would get angry, "Other than Ye Lin classmate, there were other shameless boys who asked me … No! I'm not saying Ye Lin classmate is shameless! I'm sorry! Please forgive me! "
Gong CaiCai was already nervous to the point of incoherence.
Oh, as expected, different ways of asking will result in different answers. In [Heartbeat Q&A], I directly asked Gong CaiCai what her three measurements were, but Gong CaiCai didn't give me an answer because her mother didn't allow her to say it.
"79 …"
Huh?
Gong CaiCai, who no longer touched the food on her plate and placed her hands on her knees, lowered her head and said a number to me.
No way? You told me your bust size! Didn't your mother tell you not to tell boys!
Was it an error in the causal program, or was it because I asked the question differently, so I accidentally got an answer?
Gong CaiCai's face was as red as a Fuji apple when she saw my shocked expression.
"It's really only 79! It should only be 79! I'm not a bad kid who lies! It definitely doesn't exceed 80! Please believe me! I've already tried very hard to make it smaller, the biggest reason I participated in the scientific happiness conference was for this … "
She explained to me in a hurry.
If you're embarrassed, you could have just not told me! Also, looking at your panicked expression, I know you must have made the number smaller, it's actually over 80, right? It's already over 80! Is 79 a first year number or second year number? Our school hasn't had a physical examination in third year, right?
Even if you're really 79 right now, as a middle school student who's shorter than Xiao Qin, and you're not fat in any other areas, it's quite ridiculous to have a 79 chest! Although you are distressed by the rumors and have been trying very hard to shrink your breasts, even participating in the Scientific Happiness Conference, there is actually no effect, right? Only the psychological effect will make you believe that it has shrunk to 79!
Compared to Gong CaiCai's actual chest size, I was more concerned about why she told me the data.
"Cai Cai, you don't have to say it if you don't want to! I've written you a guarantee that I won't bully you. "
"I, I'm not good at rejecting people …" Gong CaiCai sighed, "Also, he only said he wouldn't hit me, he didn't say he wouldn't bully me …"
Is it because of these two reasons that you told me the breast size data? Being so weak to this extent really made people worried! He wondered if the motivational theory of the Scientific Happiness School would be of some help to her …
At this time, Xiao Qin came back from the bathroom. She looked suspiciously at the night sky outside the glass door and said with a frown, "We seem to have been followed. Is it someone from the Scientific Happiness Sect? Is it because we just joined, so they're worried about us? "
"Um … there must be a mistake." Gong CaiCai raised her blushing face and defended her beloved Scientific Happiness Sect, "Professor Bai wouldn't let people do that. We're not a religion, we're a scientific organization!"
"That's right, it's definitely not someone from the Scientific Happiness Sect. Xiao Qin, sit down."
Gong CaiCai didn't mind that I called the Scientific Happiness Seminar as the Scientific Happiness Religion because I supported her statement. In fact, many members also called the seminar as the Scientific Happiness Religion or the Scientific God Religion. Even when Professor Bai corrected them, they didn't change.
After we finished eating McDonald's and sent Gong CaiCai on the bus home, I told Xiao Qin: The person following me was a bodyguard sent by Ai ShuQiao. I gave him the codename 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle'. Because Ai ShuQiao needed me to infiltrate the Church of Science and steal the causal calculation program, she arranged for someone to protect me.
Actually, compared to the causal calculation program, Ai ShuQiao was more interested in my blood sample. But since I hid my heart disease from Xiao Qin, I couldn't mention regularly donating blood. Even if Xiao Qin saw Dr. Yu drawing my blood, I would say it was a normal procedure for a routine medical examination.
Xiao Qin slightly relaxed her guard after she heard my explanation.
"So you're responsible for protecting Ye Lin classmate? This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is quite powerful and agile. When I came out of the bathroom, I noticed someone was watching me. When I turned around, I only saw a turtle head flash past the glass door … "
"Hey! Can you not use these abbreviations! Don't put the word 'turtle' in front of every part of his body just because I gave him the nickname Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle! Especially the head! Don't ever mention that word again, otherwise I'll deduct your stars! "
Xiao Qin pouted. "Ye Lin classmate was the one who said he was a turtle first, now you're blaming me … But this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is a bit strange. He was clearly sent to protect Ye Lin classmate, but why didn't he keep an eye on Ye Lin classmate who was eating fast food, but me who was in the bathroom? — — Is he a perverted turtle? Ye Lin classmate, if this perverted turtle molests me, you have to join hands with me to defeat him! "
"Huh? You can't defeat him by yourself? "
Even if the other party was an adult, if he needed me and Xiao Qin to work together to dress him up, then he would definitely be considered an expert, at least at Auntie Ren's level.
It seems like Ai ShuQiao wasn't stingy. Compared to the time when she hired an idiot private investigator like Mouri Kogoro to disgust me, she finally sent someone with a bit of skill. He should have been transferred from the United States, right? Did he live in the sewers of New York before coming to China …
It was already past nine after I dropped Xiao Qin off at the subway station, but I wasn't ready to go home yet. I only sent a text message to my dad, then I went to the Qing Zi Academy VIP building to look for Dr. Yu.
Ai Mi was already asleep on the bed with her dolphin toy. I didn't disturb her and went straight to the underground laboratory to find Dr. Yu who was preparing to stay up all night.
Of course, the purpose was to let Dr. Yu check if there were any backdoors in the Heartbeat Quiz app that Professor Bai gave me.
Dr. Yu was very curious after he found out how to play the app. He did a series of tests and told me that the app's code was extremely simple and there were no traps.
"Other than virtual chatting, can we do other things?" Dr. Yu pointed to Professor Bai's portrait on the interface, "We can also request for specific predictions, right? For example, the next issue's two-color ball number … "
"Dr. Yu, stop being a money-grubber!" I ridiculed, "If they could accurately calculate the winning number, they wouldn't have to create a cult to cheat money! Are you sure this app is safe? "
"The application is safe." Dr. Yu pushed his glasses, "But it must be run in the phone's backdoor mode. The backdoor mode is not safe, and you will be eavesdropped. Ye Lin, you have to be careful."
I nodded but I didn't tell Dr. Yu that Professor Bai already knew about Ai ShuQiao's scheme to steal the causality calculation program. My current identity was more like a double-sided spy. I wouldn't do my best for Ai ShuQiao, nor would I work hard for the Scientific Happiness Church. I would wait for one of them to reveal a flaw first, then I would take advantage of the situation to achieve my own goal.
At this time, the forced rabbit moved towards Dr. Yu with a cup of coffee. It looked a bit like a robot assistant for the first time.
"Beep — — what a familiar code …"
The forced rabbit said something ambiguous. Dr. Yu explained to me when he saw the confusion on my face:
"The forcing rabbit has an internet connection function with my Google Glass. I also asked it to independently check the security of the heartbeat answering code. Because the programming habits of this code are somewhat similar to the core program of the forcing rabbit, the forcing rabbit feels that this code is very close to it. It's like a human meeting its relatives."
"Huh? 'Heartbeat Quiz' was written by Professor Bai, and the forced rabbit's core program was written by you. Why are there similarities in the programming habits of the two of you? "
Dr. Yu scratched his disheveled hair in embarrassment:
"You might know that Professor Bai is an experienced programmer, so his son, Fang Xin, inherited some of his father's programming habits. Fang Xin and I were university classmates, and because I'm not a programming expert, when Fang Xin's mental illness wasn't that bad, I asked him how to write the core program for an AI robot. He stayed up all night in the library and gave me a ready-made six thousand bytes of code. Because the code was so interesting, I kept it with me. Now that it finally came in handy, I used it as a foundation and modified it slightly, and then I used it to force a rabbit to do it."
In other words, the forced rabbit's core program was written by Fang Xin? No wonder the forced rabbit was always showing signs of being crazy! It turns out that its core was designed by a neurotic patient! Also, what's wrong with you, Dr. Yu! You can't compare to Senior Brother Kringer in pharmacology, and you can't compare to Junior Brother Fang Xin in computing. Are you the legendary "Three Cultivators"? You randomly distributed your talent points into three talent trees, and you're proficient in none of them? Good thing you're good at brain surgery …
The second day of Teacher's Day passed without any surprises.
I brought the gifts to school in the morning to avoid the danger of being broken by Gong CaiCai.
Before each class began, the entire class would stand up and shout "Happy teacher's day!" It touched the hearts of some educators, especially the skinny head teacher, Mr. Yu. He had never won any awards before, so the pen and diary that Gong CaiCai handed to him with trembling hands made him feel as excited as the "Most Outstanding Teacher of the Year" certificate.
On Wednesday, I received a message from Ai ShuQiao from Dr. Yu.
Ai ShuQiao didn't care how I entered the Scientific Happiness Sect, she was someone who only cared about the results and not the process. She heard from Dr. Yu that not only did I enter the Scientific Happiness Sect, but I also became Professor Bai's assistant, which made her very happy.
In order to reward me, Ai ShuQiao fulfilled her promise and arranged for me to meet with the imprisoned Su Qiao to make sure she was' basically 'safe.
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