"Master, master!" After lunch, Eunuch Cao begged me with a flattering expression, "Can you lend me your phone for a while?"
"Don't you have your own phone?" I frowned, "Why would you want to borrow my phone?"
"Hehehehehe," Eunuch Cao laughed weirdly, "I installed a new app. I need two phones with Bluetooth on before I can test whether it works or not … Anyway, I will never peek at master's private information. I don't have the guts to do that!"
That's true, I don't have anyone I need to hide from in my phone book, I also just cleared out my messages, the only thing I have is the phone notebook app, but I always set a password …
Wait! Although I set a password, it has no effect on the phone's hardware backdoor! It's the same as putting a lock on a cabinet with a hole in it!
Fang Xin and Professor Bai definitely know a lot of my private information through the phone's backdoor! When I was trapped at the bottom of the bear trap, the will that I wrote in desperation might have been stored in their database!
Bastards! Such a shameful will was actually seen by all of you! The Scientific Happiness Sect is a cult! I'm going to destroy your database! Just wait and see!
At the moment, my Yellow Wind Monster phone hadn't switched its core, so it was being monitored by the Happy Science Sect. I thought that if I lent it to Eunuch Cao, he could provide some junk information to the eavesdroppers. It would help me vent my anger. I generously lent my phone to Eunuch Cao.
In the end, I regretted it after two hours.
It wasn't that Eunuch Cao was daring enough to peek into my private information, but he seemed to have used the input method on my phone.
For most people, it's not a bad thing to let someone else use the input method, at most there would be a slight change in the order of the words.
But the input method used by Eunuch Cao had a lot of super evil words, and the change in the order of the words was also impossible to guard against.
After Uncle Fireball and Director Cao left, I had nothing to do, so I sat on the sofa and planned to send two text messages.
First, I followed the frequency of "3, 1, 3" and shook the phone vigorously. I saw an unnoticeable white dot on the "Contact" icon. I knew that the core had switched to safe mode.
First, he sent a message to Ai Mi: "The new semester has begun, study hard and make progress every day. If I have time on the weekends, I'll sleep with you …"
F * ck! What's with the input method! What I wanted to type was "If I have time on the weekend, I'll see you at the mall". Luckily I didn't send it out!
Now that I thought about it, I might not have the time to go shopping with my sister on the first weekend of school, so I might have to leave this glorious but arduous task to Winnie.
Thus, I deleted the message and changed it to: "Stay in a good mood. If you're in a bad mood, go hunt some rabbits. Anyway, Professor Yu can fix it. Last time, I shot you with my face in the hallway …"
Eunuch Cao, I will strangle you to death! What did you do to my input method! What I want to type is "met you in the hallway"!
After two consecutive failures, I might as well not text Ai Mi anymore. It would be too late for regrets if she misunderstood.
Instead, I sent a message to Xiao Qin: "I can't believe you made Winnie do injections for your manga …"
"Do injections" was changed to "Do them". Although it's not a sensitive word, it still has a very sinister feel to it.
Damn! Whether it's a real sister or an adopted sister, it's always so difficult to send a message! I might as well send a message to the class leader! I don't believe that the input method that Eunuch Cao taught me can't even move an inch!
"Class leader, I heard that your mom is coming to the parent-teacher conference tomorrow afternoon? Your mom's cleavage … "
F * ck! I wanted to type "if", not "cleavage"! How would the class leader look at me if I sent this message!
Driven by my competitive spirit, I didn't give up and decided to delete all of them. Then, I sent a proper message.
"Class leader, are you going to speak as the student representative at tomorrow's opening ceremony?"
Damn you, Eunuch Cao! I fell into an ambush! I only realized there was a typo after I pressed the send button! How can 'opening ceremony' be so ridiculously wrong! Eunuch Cao, what's in your head! My phone is broken because of you!
I didn't know how the class leader would react if she received this message. I wanted to send another one to explain myself, but I changed "I said it wrong" to "I shot it wrong". I quickly deleted it to avoid making more mistakes.
The class leader replied after a while:
"— — Don't browse unhealthy websites!"
Sigh, it can't be helped if the class leader misunderstood me. Also, the class leader already gave me some face because I have a heart condition. If it was before, she would have reprimanded me even more mercilessly.
Thus I called Eunuch Cao and gave him a good scolding. Eunuch Cao apologized profusely and said that he forgot to change my input method back after he changed my username.
I saw that it was true and changed the username back to my own to settle the matter.
On Monday, September 2nd, the opening ceremony was held as scheduled in the school auditorium. The host was class 3-1's Xu Yan.
In the past, when the school beauty was the host of various events, Xu Yan would often speak as the student representative. During the flag-raising ceremony, she would recite: "Facing the bright five-star red flag, our emotions surge and our blood boil …"
Xu Yan grew a bit taller after moving from second to third year with us. Although she wasn't as beautiful as the school beauty, she was still presentable and became the host of various official school events.
In addition, Xu Yan was now the new class leader of class 3-1, replacing the good old class leader. There were six classes in the new third year, and four of them were female class leaders.
"Let's proceed to the first event: please stand up and play the national anthem!"
Xu Yan screamed at the top of her lungs. Her voice echoed in the old school auditorium. Six red flags were placed diagonally on the podium. One of them wasn't inserted properly and almost fell down from the shock of her voice.
When the lights were turned off, the auditorium looked like a movie theater, except no popcorn was allowed. Anyone who tried to eat snacks would have their points deducted.
When Xu Yan announced for everyone to stand up, we, the third year students, as well as the second and first year juniors, all stood up in high spirits. Was that even possible?
In reality, everyone stood up like frosted eggplants, cucumbers that were exposed to the sun for ten days, or zombies that were infected with the T virus.
Only a few people stood up in high spirits, such as the disciplined class leader, Gong CaiCai who was afraid of deducting points for the class, and Winnie who inexplicably treated it as a competition and used military stances to win.
Xiao Qin, who was on my right, also stood up straight.
But it wasn't because she was serious, it was because she didn't want to appear shorter than me.
Under the school's request, most of the students wore rustic uniforms to attend the ceremony. Xiao Qin and I were no exception. In Xiao Qin's eyes, our uniforms were 'matching outfits', so she tried her best to stand up straight, hoping to match me.
"Don't tire yourself." I said with a smile, "I don't mind your short stature."
"Re-really?" Xiao Qin seemed to be very touched.
The national anthem, which was a bit out of tune at the end, finally ended the torture to everyone's ears.
Someone in class 3-3 complained in a low voice: "It's almost as good as Gong CaiCai's violin."
"I'm sorry …" Gong CaiCai apologized to the unknown spokesperson, "My violin is terrible, I won't play it again. I can't believe someone like me wants to learn an instrument …"
"Don't lose confidence." The class leader comforted her, "As long as you work hard, you'll definitely improve in the future."
"Thank, thank you." Gong CaiCai sniffled and her shoulders trembled from the class leader's comfort, "Class leader, you're the best. Then, next time you come over, will you listen to me play the violin?"
"…" The class leader was silent in the dark.
"Please sit." Xu Yan announced at the top of her lungs after the national anthem ended. It was her first time hosting such a big event, so she was a bit nervous.
In the auditorium, everyone was seated according to their class. To the left of class 3-3 was class 3-2. My seat was next to the aisle, and across the aisle was class 3-2's Liu Ming, the point guard of our school's basketball team, nicknamed Liu HuaiShui.
To my right was naturally Xiao Qin, behind me were the people from class 5, and in front of me was Eunuch Cao, who gave me a lot of trouble yesterday.
"Let's proceed to the second event: Principal Chen, please give him a round of applause."
Xu Yan adjusted the volume of her voice and spoke into the microphone.
Principal Chen was referring to the old principal of 28 Middle. The old principal was Chen YingRan's grandfather, so of course his last name was Chen.
In the end, after waiting for a while, the old principal didn't come to the front desk. When I sent someone backstage to look for him, I found him asleep on a chair.
"Old fart! He's already like this, why isn't he retiring? " Based on the shape of his lips, the vice principal probably cursed. Then he walked up to the podium and adjusted the microphone.
"Everyone listen up! It doesn't matter if you're first year new students or third year old students, all of you better be serious! Don't treat school as a safe place, school is a battlefield! Your entire life is a battlefield! "
Then, he started to recite the "third year declaration" that he copied from somewhere. The words he used were extreme and sensational, and he repeated the phrase "this is your last chance in life" multiple times.
F * ck you! We're only 14 years old and we're about to lose our last chance in life! Vice principal, how do you expect us to treat our third year of middle school? Do you want to bury yourself in a pile of mock test papers every day, view all of your classmates as competitors, and bite all of those whose grades are ahead of yours to death?
But when he mentioned the word "change" several times, it reminded me that it's time to use the "adopted sister training plan" that I've been preparing for a long time.
The goal of the plan is: To transform Xiao Qin into a more cheerful, optimistic, compassionate, and "ordinary" girl.
As for the method, I've already thought of it. I'll use an "encouraging teaching" method. If Xiao Qin can stop reading shoujo manga for a week, I'll pat her head. If Xiao Qin can stop pranking for a week, I'll hug her. If Xiao Qin does three good things, I'll give her a kiss on the cheek …
Now it's time to announce the training plan to Xiao Qin … No, it's time to announce the contents of the training plan.
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