Professor Yu was a mad scientist who was determined to transform the entire human race. Asking him to spend half a day to fix my phone was like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut.
Although the phone I bought online had a chip designed by Fang Xin that contained a hardware backdoor, I couldn't just throw it away in the current situation.
It was quite ironic that other people received missions from positive NPCs like Gandalf, but I received missions from negative BOSSes.
One of the missions Ai ShuQiao gave me was to infiltrate the Church of Scientific Happiness and find an opportunity to steal a copy of the core program of the 'causal calculation system'.
In order to complete this mission, I couldn't throw away the phone for the time being in case Fang Xin and Professor Bai became suspicious of me.
That was why Professor Yu fixed the upper right corner of the phone's screen. He also helped me check if there was any static during the call and if the battery was running out too fast.
"The call noise is caused by an external impact. It can be solved by changing the speaker, but the battery consumption is faster …"
Professor Yu's bitter smile was worth pondering.
"That's because Fang Xin increased the level of monitoring remotely, so he stole the battery of your phone. It's like there's an extra person eating in the room, and this guy is a spy."
No wonder the phone's battery could only be charged to 90% after the first charging failure. There was a spy module that stole the battery! I thought it was a knock-off all-purpose charger! He even created the illusion that the battery was not fully charged, so the battery consumption was fast. How deceptive!
Fortunately, the phone had a large battery. Even if there was a loss of battery, the standby time was longer than a normal phone. The key was that I couldn't let Fang Xin (or more likely Professor Bai) pry into my privacy.
Professor Yu's final solution was "single card, dual standby."
The "dual-card, dual-standby" mobile phone that often appeared on TV commercials referred to a mobile phone that could be inserted with two SIM cards and could be on standby at the same time. A mobile phone had two numbers (for example, one for long-distance calls and one for local calls).
The phone that was modified by Professor Yu still used one SIM card and one number, but there were two hardware systems on standby at any time that could be switched freely.
When I was using Fang Xin's hardware system, I was still being eavesdropped. I could purposely leak some unimportant information to the Blissful Science.
Since I was using the hardware system installed by Professor Yu, I was in safe mode. Even if Professor Bai pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, he wouldn't get any results. It would only show that my phone was not in the service area.
The only way to change the hardware system was to use a lot of strength and quickly shake the phone seven times, and it had to be done at a frequency of "3, 1, 3". It felt a bit like the international distress code "SOS".
I tried following Professor Yu's instructions. It wasn't hard, but it looked like I was playing WeChat. I was in a hurry to get a woman to hook up with me …
"Wait!" I held the reborn phone and said in realization, "Professor Yu, you added another hardware system to my phone, and it's always in standby mode. Wouldn't it consume even more battery? The power consumption is double of the original! "
Professor Yu pushed up his Google monocle with his left hand while the welding pen in his right hand was still in place. The multimeter next to him was connected to another phone that had its belly cut open. It was Winnie's Samsung phone.
Originally, Professor Yu didn't want to modify Winnie's phone because he thought it was too troublesome. Instead, he wanted to buy one for her. However, since I had to modify my phone, Professor Yu also modified and upgraded Winnie's phone on the workbench in his private room so that she could play games more smoothly.
The forcing rabbit, who was designated as a 'personal assistant robot', also paced back and forth in Professor Yu's room. From time to time, it would give Professor Yu a few answers about capacitance parameters after he asked a question. It saved Professor Yu a lot of time to search online.
"The power consumption isn't twice the original," Professor Yu corrected me. "It's 1.8 times at most. I'm most likely sharing some hardware resources. To be exact, there are only two hardware cores."
"What's the difference between 1.8 times and 2 times?" I said angrily, "Anyway, it's my phone that consumes more power than before after you fixed it."
"Beep, 2-1.8 = 0.2."
The forcing rabbit started to calculate a math problem on the side.
"Get lost." I roared at it, "I'll tell Ai Mi to chop you with an Arcanite axe tomorrow."
The forced rabbit's expression was still the same as before, but its cylindrical body leaned forward slightly, making a posture that looked like it was hanging its head in dejection.
"Beep — — I answered Master Number Three's question, but Master Number Three was very rude to me. It's hard to understand, it's hard to understand — — the forcing rabbit is very depressed."
It seems it took my question of "What's the difference between 1.8 times and 2 times" as a question.
"It's true that your phone consumes more power than before." Professor Yu answered me while he used a welding pen to do precise operations on Winnie's phone circuit board. His hands were steady like he was holding a surgical knife.
"But to make it up to you, I gave you the latest high-polymer battery! Open the battery cover and see if the battery has been replaced with a new one. "
I opened the back cover and noticed the battery had indeed been replaced, but it was smaller. The empty space was used by Professor Yu to install a second hardware system.
Professor Yu's tone was not without pride: "It might be smaller, but the power consumption is three times the original. That way, your phone will have a longer standby time than before. Speaking of which, this battery cost the most to modify your phone. Remember, don't throw your phone into a fire. "
I was surprised: "I can't throw a normal phone into a fire, right?"
"Beep — — Lithium batteries have a risk of exploding in a fire." The forcing rabbit answered tirelessly.
"Your phone is different." Professor Yu said solemnly, "Your battery is a fourth-generation polymer lithium battery. The advantage is that it's small in size and high in power, but the disadvantage is that it will explode upon contact with fire. The kind of explosion that will definitely hurt people. "
I still did not take it seriously, "A normal phone explosion would also hurt people, right?"
Professor Yu shook his head and pointed at my pocket with the hand that was not holding the welding pen: "Do you always put your phone in your pocket?"
"That's right." I said as I stuffed the phone into my pocket.
"Hmph. If it explodes in your pocket … "Professor Yu paused," You can consider undergoing sex reassignment surgery. You definitely won't be able to be a man. "
I was so scared that I immediately took the phone out of my pocket.
"Professor Yu, you're a scammer. You're not making a phone, but a bomb. How would I dare to use this kind of phone? "
"It's not that bad." Professor Yu comforted me, "I'm just telling you the worst possibility. Actually, as long as it doesn't come into direct contact with a temperature above 800 ℃, which is the temperature of a normal fire, the phone will not explode. Even if you're in a fire, as long as you're not on fire, I can guarantee that the phone won't explode."
"What if it explodes?"
"That …" Professor Yu hesitated, "If it explodes, I'll provide a free sex reassignment surgery. If your body is severely damaged, you can even choose to become a cyborg. That's the direction of human evolution in the future."
"You can evolve alone in that future. I don't want to use this kind of 'exploding' phone. I need at least half an hour to test it out. "
I removed the phone's battery and placed it next to the stove. I turned the heat to the maximum. I wanted to know what would happen if the battery was baked for half an hour when the skin could only withstand 3 seconds of heat.
Professor Yu did not stop me. It seemed like he was very confident in the battery he chose.
"Don't come into direct contact with the fire. You can bake it for a day if you just put it next to you."
It really didn't explode. After 35 minutes, there wasn't even a bump on the surface of the battery.
Only then did I put the battery into the back of the phone. I felt that unless I was burned at the stake like Bruno, it would be hard for me to be affected by the phone's explosion.
If I was really tied up by the people from the Religious Court of Inquiry and burned as firewood in the square like Bruno, I would never take my phone out of my pocket. I'm going to perish together with them.
I'll blow you up. I'll at least blow my d * ck up in your faces. Ahhhhh ~ ~ ~ Long live the heliocentric theory. I'll f * ck your dog faces.
While I was baking the battery, Professor Yu finished upgrading Winnie's phone. He passed the phone to me and asked me to bring it to Winnie, who was in the team activity room.
"This phone is quad-core now. It should be able to satisfy Winnie's needs." Professor Yu took out a cigarette from his white coat and put it in his mouth, "Go and bring the phone to her. I'm going to smoke in my room."
Professor Yu was addicted to smoking, but he never smoked in front of his patients. It was a commendable medical ethics in today's era.
Among the Three Swordsmen of Stanford University, 'King of Poison' Klinger was probably Ai ShuQiao's hardcore fan, Fang Xin was a demagogue, and Professor Yu was the only one who didn't do anything particularly evil, other than having a weird habit of modifying others.
It would be a pity for such a person to be Ai ShuQiao's subordinate.
Although Ai ShuQiao intentionally sent Professor Yu over to show me that not only were the people who served her heinous villains, but they could also do good under the hands of evil people.
If I hadn't interacted with Professor Yu for a while, I wouldn't have been able to make a deal with Ai ShuQiao. I would have rejected her outright.
Thinking about it calmly, Ai ShuQiao needed my blood for her drug research. It was a mandatory requirement, and it must be included in the deal.
However, she didn't need me to go undercover to the Scientific Happiness Church to steal the causal calculation program, right? Didn't she already plant a spy?
I feel like Ai ShuQiao still hasn't given up. Just like what she said before, she wants to change me into someone more like her through a series of 're-education' to prove that her influence is far greater than my father's.
Arranging for me to go undercover to the Scientific Happiness Church was probably to further test and hone my abilities to see if I was worth her continued nurturing.
Keep dreaming! Even if you use the inheritance as bait, I won't be your dog! After completing this two-in-one deal, I'll draw a clear line between us! Ai Mi and I don't need you to raise us! I'll find a way to raise my sister myself!
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