"The opening ceremony will be held at 9 am tomorrow morning in the auditorium. It's also the third year's assembly, so no matter what, the class committee members can't be absent."
The class leader was wearing a blue school uniform with white stripes. Her long hair hung down her back as she spoke while sitting at one end of the table.
Of course, a normal classroom wouldn't have a meeting table. The meeting table in class 3-3 was made by pushing five tables in the second row together. Winnie and Niu ShiLi were the main contributors. I wanted to help, but the class leader stopped me.
"Class leader, you're biased." Winnie, who was still wearing shorts despite the cold weather, complained, "Why can't you let Ye Lin work? Did he treat you to ice cream behind your back? "
Shu Sha frowned, she was probably thinking: Who would eat ice cream when it's raining so hard these past two days?
Zhuang Ni once said with malicious sarcasm, "Xiong YaoYue's life pursuit is probably only worth a Haagen-Dazs Three-Ball Cup." This was a bit too much, but it was not groundless.
Despite her complaints, Xiong YaoYue still worked diligently with Niu ShiLi to push the table together. She took pleasure in moving her body. If she were to sit still and do nothing, she would get sick from anxiety.
At this moment, she was a bit restless as she sat on my right. She would knock on the table one moment, play with her phone the next, as if she was a monkey that wanted to return to the tree.
The class leader sat at one end of the table while everyone else sat on either side of the table. Since we were both sports committee members, we sat next to each other.
Xiong YaoYue raised her hand and said: "Zhuang Ni is the arts committee member, but can she come tomorrow? If she can't come, then we might as well appoint someone else as the arts committee member. "
Zhuang Ni clearly stated that even though she was a lesbian, she wasn't interested in tomboy Xiong YaoYue. Xiong YaoYue also didn't really like Zhuang Ni. As expected, it's hard to find common ground between those involved in the arts and sports.
The class leader was a bit curious: "Who do you want to recommend as the arts committee member?"
"Do you even need to ask?" Xiong YaoYue said proudly, "Of course it's the one who publishes manga on a large website."
I almost spat the mineral water in my mouth onto Gong CaiCai's face. Gong CaiCai was scared by my action of spitting water and she shivered.
Even though she was bewitched by the Scientific Happiness Sect and practiced the "Law of Attraction" every day, she did not become much braver. During today's meeting, she even proposed to resign from her position as the study commissary and life commissary. However, the class leader did not agree, so she did not insist. She had a "Alright then" expression on her face as she sat gloomily but helplessly.
Speaking of which, the Scientific Happiness Sect started by Fang Xin and Professor Bai seems to be focused on scamming money and obtaining the psychological pleasure of being worshipped. They haven't shown any inclination to scam women yet.
Gong CaiCai's family is rich, so it doesn't matter if she gets scammed. Also, the most troublesome part about the Scientific Happiness Sect is that its teachings are very positive. If you can practice it and persevere, it can really make your life more perfect and happy. From this perspective, the class leader couldn't make Gong CaiCai more cheerful, but the Scientific Happiness Sect did make Gong CaiCai more cheerful by 0.01 microns.
Once I enter the Scientific Happiness Sect, I can also take care of Gong CaiCai so she won't get scammed too badly. Before that, I'll let nature take its course.
Niu ShiLi, who was sitting next to Gong CaiCai, laughed before the class leader could say anything.
"Xiao Xiong, don't joke around. My seat is on her right. I've seen her draw in textbooks a few times, it's basically vegetable art. It's not like we're at an agricultural school, there's no need for the blackboard to be filled with eggplants and potatoes. "
I felt sad. Niu ShiLi was worthy of being my friend since we drank the same bottle of Fu Yan Jie. He said what I wanted to say.
"Call me Winnie." Xiong YaoYue yelled angrily, "Call me by my nickname. How dare you say teacher Shui Qin's drawing isn't good. Be careful, her fans might beat you up. "
Niu ShiLi paused: "Is teacher Shui Qin referring to Xiao Qin? She has fans? "
"Of course she has fans. They weigh a few pounds. "Xiong YaoYue slapped her phone on the table," Look, this is Xiao Qin's work. It's Xiao Qin's work on the website. She has a lot of fans. For example, 'Long live teacher Shui Qin', 'Teacher Shui Qin must win', 'Teacher Shui Qin is number one in the world', 'Teacher Shui Qin may last for ten thousand years' … "
Why do these IDs sound like they're not serious? It's all because Xiao Qin's drawing is so terrible that it makes people cry, so she registered these IDs to join in on the fun.
Speaking of which, I actually went to see < Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love > a few days ago. In less than ten days, she was already at the third chapter. The plot progressed to the front of Cthulhu's office building. There was a group of monsters stacked on top of each other. The scene was extremely strange, but the annotation said: These are monster migrant workers who are collectively asking for their wages.
The readers all spat it out. It was absolutely correct for the editor to categorize this manga as a joke. The plot was childish, which would give the readers a huge sense of superiority in terms of intelligence, and the terrible drawing skills would become one of the laughing points. Even if the readers only took a glance, they could not help but complain, "The drawing is too bad!" This caused the manga to be in the top 15 of the roasting list and attracted a lot of attention.
I took a look at Winnie's phone and saw that Xiao Qin had updated < Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love > to the fourth chapter. It was still the same terrible drawing, and it was still full of roasting from the readers. Moreover, on the top right corner, other than "Author: Teacher Shui Qin", there was also an editor and an assistant!
Editor: God's Cow, Assistant: Winnie! Let's not talk about how idle this' God's Cow 'is, I can't believe he was willing to be Xiao Qin's editor. Why is the assistant Winnie! Xiao Qin pulled you over to be an assistant! No wonder you recommended Xiao Qin to be a literature committee member!
Winnie just said that the class leader was bribed for not letting me work … I think you're the one who was bribed! I don't remember you drawing! You're just an assistant in name, right? You think you can show off by doing this, and you want Xiao Qin's manga to become more and more famous, so you can benefit from it!
With regards to the appearance of the editor and assistant, as usual, the nefarious readers began a new round of ridicule:
"God's Cow, what's your relationship with the editor of < Mercenary Man >, Moen Yang? Why does it feel like it's a knockoff? "
"It's probably a new editor that I've never seen before, or it's too embarrassing to be an editor for Teacher Shui Qin, so it's an old editor."
Teacher Shui Qin A: "Why is it embarrassing to be my editor!? You're jealous! Who sent you here?! How many people do you have! "
"Everyone take a look! The 14 year old loli author is flipping out again! Everyone come and poke her! Don't let her get away! "
"Stop fantasizing, how do you know she's a loli author?"
"The author's introduction has gender and age! Also, look, the dialogue in the fourth chapter is handwritten. The handwriting is so graceful, it's definitely a girl! "
Speaking of which, Xiao Qin does have good handwriting. It seems like even though drawing and writing are both things, there's no definite connection.
"Idiot! Who can guarantee that the graceful handwriting was definitely written by the author? Maybe it was written by the assistant! I think the assistant Winnie was specially hired to write, because the drawing skills in the fourth chapter haven't changed at all! "
"Wise opinion."
"Wise opinion + 1"
The readers who suspected Winnie was a ghostwriter guessed wrong: Winnie's Chinese is only slightly better than mine. Those who don't know would think it was written by a male student who doesn't like to study.
"Hahaha, did you guys notice? The author, Teacher Shui Qin, is a plant, the editor, God's Cow, eats grass, and the assistant is Winnie the Bear, the three of them form a perfect food chain! "
"I'm happy to hear about it, but I don't know if the cow likes celery."
"Screw you! My name is Winnie, not Winnie the Bear! Get rid of the bear word! "
The ID 'Winnie the Empress' was obviously registered by Xiong YaoYue.
"Calling for backup! The second 14 year old loli has appeared! Come and tease the author and assistant! "
"Why do you think Winnie the Bear is also a loli?"
"Because the handwriting is very graceful! And they're probably classmates! "
"Get rid of the bear word! You idiots!!!!! "
"A loli with such graceful handwriting is swearing, it's so cute, I, I can't take it anymore, Yiku …"
"It's already broken, and the assistant is a bear."
The malicious readers added a large "bear" character behind "Assistant: Winnie". Even if Xiao Qin, as the author, deleted these comments at Xiong YaoYue's request, she still couldn't keep up with the speed of the comments.
If you use the "turn the page" function on the computer, you'll find that the "bear" character behind "Winnie" is sometimes big, sometimes small, sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes black and white, sometimes colorful … In short, it emphasizes that the assistant is a bear.
While I was watching this scene, the other class committee members also used their phones to look up "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love". Their expressions immediately became indescribable, just like Cthulhu.
"I object." The English class representative, a serious girl wearing glasses, said, "If this kind of drawing skill is used as a poster, it would be looked down upon by the entire school!"
The skinny boy sitting next to her was the math class representative, he also nodded in agreement.
The others didn't express their opinions for the time being. They probably felt that since Xiao Qin was my childhood friend, it would be better to let the class leader make the decision.
"How can you guys have no appreciation!?" Xiong YaoYue stood up and pressed her hands on the long table, "It's better to let Xiao Qin be the arts committee member than to have a vacancy! For the entire second year, our class's posters are all written by Gong CaiCai, it's so monotonous! "
"We don't need to discuss this anymore." The class leader indicated Xiong YaoYue to sit down, "I just confirmed with Geng YuHong that Zhuang Ni will officially return to class on September 3rd, and she might also attend tomorrow's opening ceremony — — Zhuang Ni will continue to be the arts committee member."
Xiong YaoYue sat down disappointedly, then asked: "What if Zhuang Ni doesn't want to be the arts committee member, or if she drops out after a few days of classes?"
The class leader's face darkened: "That wouldn't be your turn. Even if I use a ruler to draw a hexahedron, I wouldn't let you two poison our class's posters …"
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