"One, one hundred million little red flowers to have a child with Ye Lin …" Xiao Qin said with grievance, "Where would I go to do one hundred million good deeds!"
"Where there's a will, there's a way!" I said without any sympathy.
"Okay, okay!" Xiao Qin clenched her two small fists, raised them in front of her chest and said with determination, "I didn't get any little red flowers when I was in elementary school, so I'll get one from Ye Lin classmate now! I'll definitely do a lot of good deeds! In order to accumulate one hundred million good deeds, even if I have to sell Gong CaiCai … "
"Hey! Under normal circumstances, normal people would say 'even if I have to sell myself'! How did Gong CaiCai offend you? "
"But, but I can only sell to Ye Lin classmate. In popular terms, she's a 'special commodity' …"
Auntie Ren, come here! Your daughter became a special commodity! Speaking of which, didn't Auntie Ren buy all the shoujo manga Xiao Qin reads? Auntie Ren, you're also responsible for Xiao Qin becoming like this!
"Gong CaiCai is different from me. She can sell to anyone, and it's a hot commodity …"
"What do you mean by 'sell to anyone'!"
Xiao Qin started calculating with her fingers: "First, I can contact a poor otaku online who can't find a girlfriend. I'll send him Gong CaiCai's information and ask if he has any intention of buying. If he pays the deposit, I'll ask the Rose Group to help escort Gong CaiCai over …"
"So you're starting to sell people! What does this have to do with you getting a little red flower for doing good deeds! "
"How is it unrelated!" Xiao Qin pouted, "I fulfilled the poor otaku's wish to find a girlfriend, so I should at least get a little red flower!"
I was speechless, but before I could refute, Xiao Qin continued:
"But I have a good heart, I can't bear to see Gong CaiCai being forced to be a stranger's girlfriend, so I acted bravely and saved Gong CaiCai from the evil Rose Group! Dang dang dang ~ ~ ~ This is the second good deed! The childhood sweetheart got a second little red flower! "
You directed and acted out everything yourself! The Rose Group was acting under your orders, so the 'evil' prefix should be added to your name, right?
I thought about Xiao Qin's idea of adding a prefix to my name. If I had the title of "The Great Ye Lin" and "The Evil Xiao Qin" next to me, it would be quite an eye-catching scene. At the very least, it would look like two humanoid bosses in an online game.
I thought selling Gong CaiCai and personally rescuing her was already shameless enough, but it turns out I underestimated Xiao Qin's imagination.
"Even though I saved Gong CaiCai, I was too kind. I couldn't bear to see an otaku crying on the keyboard because he couldn't receive his goods, so I sent Gong CaiCai back …"
F * ck you! Then, this is also a good thing, right? How are you kind? Gong CaiCai is going to be played to death by you!
"But it's not good to ignore Gong CaiCai's wishes. So, before the otaku could touch Gong CaiCai, I saved her …"
From the very beginning, you never considered Gong CaiCai's wishes! You never considered the otaku's wishes either! Gong CaiCai might not have entered the fire pit if she fell into the otaku's hands, but she would have entered the fire pit if she fell into your hands!
"At this time, the otaku without a girlfriend started crying again. My heart softened again, so I sent Gong CaiCai back …"
"…"
"Then Gong CaiCai started crying again. I had no choice but to save her again … Ah, it's hard to be a good person, for a hundred million little red flowers …"
Do you think it's farming in an online game? You want to go back and forth 50 million times between the otaku's home and Gong CaiCai's home and treat it as doing a hundred million good deeds?
"No cheating!" I said seriously, "Harming someone first and then saving someone is only a prank, it's not a good deed!"
Xiao Qin puffed up her cheeks, then she had an idea and asked: "Then … is it a good thing to help an old lady cross the road?"
"It is, but be careful when you help her. Auntie Ren earned her hard-earned money. Didn't the bumblebee sports car just get fixed? If you don't use the correct posture when helping the old lady, you might end up turning her sports car into a bicycle … "
"Don't worry! I'll definitely help the old lady cross the road! "Xiao Qin said confidently," I definitely won't give her a chance to fall! I'll help her cross the sidewalk from left to right, then cross the sidewalk from right to left, then cross the sidewalk from left to right again … "
So you changed the method of farming little red flowers! This time you're farming the old lady! Do you want to torture the old lady to death! Going back and forth 50 million times between the two ends of the sidewalk would wear out the old lady's knees, let alone the soles of her shoes!
"No brainless farming! You're not allowed to go back and forth! Truly good deeds can be counted as more little red flowers, otherwise it's just a prank! It's already good enough if you don't deduct the little red flowers! "
Xiao Qin pouted: "Then when will I be able to earn a hundred million little red flowers? I heard it takes a person more than three years to count from one to a hundred million without eating or drinking …"
Hmph, this kind of astronomical number is to make you back off and be satisfied with a pat on the head! But as a form of encouragement, it's not good to make Xiao Qin feel hopeless, it should give her some motivation to move forward.
"Umm … the little red flower system sounds like something elementary school kids use. We're already in the third year of middle school, so we should be more mature. How about we use the gold and silver star system?"
Actually, the gold and silver star system is only a variant of the little red flower system. I explained it to Xiao Qin:
"Since you used Gong CaiCai as an example, I'll also use Gong CaiCai as an example. For example, when Gong CaiCai is collecting homework, she accidentally drops her workbook on the ground. If you help her pick it up, you'll get a silver star. "
"If Gong CaiCai is being harassed by a hateful boy and you chase him away, you'll get a gold star. The exchange rate between gold stars and silver stars is 1: 5 …"
Xiao Qin said anxiously: "I have androphobia, so I can't chase away a boy who's harassing Gong CaiCai!"
I disagreed, "It's because it's difficult for you that you'll be rewarded with gold stars! You don't have to talk to him to get rid of a hateful boy, you'll find a way. Otherwise, you can just keep doing simple good deeds and get more silver stars. "
"Then …" Xiao Qin put her index fingers together and asked hesitantly, "How many stars do I need to upgrade from childhood friend to girlfriend?"
Huh? Did you really come here to play games? No wonder you kept thinking about farming monsters! But upgrading to girlfriend is a lot more restrained compared to 'having children together'. I don't think I need to throw out the number 'one hundred million' to scare people.
"Let's make it ten thousand gold stars!"
I feel like that number is already very difficult to reach. Also, as the person who proposed the system, I have the final say. Especially since my dad and Auntie Ren will definitely be married before Xiao Qin accumulates ten thousand gold stars. When that time comes, Xiao Qin can only blame herself for being unlucky when she realizes she went astray.
"The details of the gold and silver star system haven't been set yet, but it can be implemented from now on." I said in a low voice in the dark auditorium, "I'll give you stars whenever I find you doing something worthy of a reward. Then it'll be written into the system and it will be implemented in the future. Silver stars are only used for counting, gold stars have exchange value. One gold star can be exchanged for a pat on the head, three gold stars can be exchanged for a hug, five gold stars can be exchanged for a kiss on the face … "
I said while feeling shameless. Compared to Xiao Qin, my rough face actually needs to do at most 25 good deeds to be allowed to be kissed once … Who else but Xiao Qin would accept such a shitty mission?
Xiao Qin pondered in the dark for a while, then suddenly lowered her voice and asked: "Although it's my duty to help Ye Lin classmate and Ai Mi, can I still get stars?"
I was curious why Xiao Qin lowered her voice. The head teacher on the podium roared loudly, so the people around us couldn't hear us whispering.
"Yes, if you help Ai Mi, you can start with gold stars, even if it's a small matter."
I have a responsibility to improve the relationship between my real sister and my adopted sister. The first rule of 'The Three Laws of Sister-Con' is "Older brothers can't harm their younger sisters' overall rights and interests, and they can't sit idly by and watch their overall rights and interests be harmed." For the sake of 'overall rights and interests', reducing conflicts between the younger sisters is the most important task.
Xiao Qin's voice was as low as a mosquito's: "Will Ye Lin classmate be angry if I mention your mother? If Ye Lin classmate wants to hit me, then I deserve it. But I hope you won't hit me in front of everyone, wait until there's no one else … "
"I won't hit you, just say what you want to say."
I couldn't speak with such a calm tone before. I've always been very sensitive to topics related to Ai ShuQiao, which is why Xiao Qin always avoided talking to me about it.
But ever since I went through a life and death calamity and had a near-death experience, my mentality matured a bit. I would no longer get angry just because someone pointed out that Ai ShuQiao was my mother. What does Ai ShuQiao's mistake have to do with others?
After Xiao Qin got my permission, she said firmly and hopefully:
"Ye Lin classmate, I know you've always planned to free Ai Mi from her mother's control. If I help you, how many gold stars will I get?"
"Five thousand!" I blurted out without hesitation, then I realized there was a problem with Xiao Qin's words.
"Hey, what are you going to do? Do you know about your uncle's negotiations with Ai ShuQiao? "
Xiao Qin nodded, "I accidentally overheard a bit when my uncle was on the phone, but I only got the gist … Anyway, Ye Lin classmate's wish is my wish. Even if Ye Lin classmate doesn't give me a star, I'll still help you achieve your wish. Ye Lin classmate's smile is the biggest reward for me …"
"Idiot." In the darkness, I held Xiao Qin's hand, "Don't take the risk for me. In my eyes, you're as important as Ai Mi. Also, Ai Mi's situation has taken a turn for the better … "
I suddenly had an idea, "Xiao Qin, do you want to infiltrate the cult with me? This should be fun for you, right? I'll give you a star if you complete this mission! "
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