Surprisingly, I found out through text messages that all of Captain Guo SongTao's old textbooks (including the geography and biology books) were bought by someone.
The person who bought the books was our class's super fujoshi, Little Smart.
She bought the books in order to find clues of Captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi's affair, and it would give her inspiration to write BL literature.
When selling the book, it was Brother Tao's brother who did it for him. If Brother Tao was present, he would never sell it to Little Smart. Last time, when Little Smart wrote a basketball game press release to the radio station, she described Brother Tao and Shen ShaoYi as a pair of Super Gay Saiyans on the basketball court.
I told Winnie that Brother Tao's books were in Little Smart's hands, so I could ask her if she was willing to sell them. If she wasn't willing, I'll think of something else.
"It's fine." Winnie said, "I'm not in a hurry since they're in Little Smart's hands. I'll have a way to make her give me the biology and physics books. "
"It's probably the biology and geography books." I couldn't help but ridicule Winnie's memory.
Afterwards, the class leader brought up some prospects for the new semester to the class committee. She also warned them about the important matters for tomorrow's opening ceremony. Finally, she announced the end of the meeting and everyone could go home.
As the class leader, Shu Sha didn't leave the school with everyone. Instead, she went to the teacher's office to discuss the arrangements for the next two days with the teacher.
In the last ten days of August, Fan Chuan patrolled outside the class leader's house a few times, but he didn't find anyone suspicious. I had the Five Tiger Punishment Squad join the patrolling team, but they still didn't find any enemies. Instead, it made the security officers suspicious. They thought Fan Chuan was the boss of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad and they were planning to steal a manhole cover or something.
Maybe Rhonin was bragging when he said the leader of their organization wouldn't let Shu Sha and me go. Maybe the guy who could gather Li Lao 'er and Zhao GuangTou together isn't an ordinary person, but he might not have the time to care about his subordinates' business. Otherwise, why hasn't he made a move on me and the class leader yet?
That's why I didn't insist on escorting the class leader home. The class leader was riding a bicycle in broad daylight, so even if someone came looking for trouble, they might not be able to catch up to her.
Actually, the main inconvenience is the bike. If it was before, I could run to catch up to the bike, but now I'm a 3 minute man. If I want to escort the class leader, I have to let the class leader push the bike, which would be a waste of time.
Of course, it's not like I can't ride my bike with the class leader on the back. Don't look down on me, I still know how to ride a bike.
But if I did that, I would be violating the traffic rule of 'no people on the back seat of a bicycle' and the class leader would object. Secondly, rumors would spread among the students and it would cause more trouble for the class leader.
That's why I told the class leader not to delay on the way home, then I went home first.
I didn't expect that there would be so many guests at my house. This lunch was the first time that there were 5 people eating together.
I saw Uncle Fireball as soon as I entered the room. He came to discuss the final details of the store's investment with my dad. Director Cao and his son also came to join in the fun. It seemed like Director Cao had some spare cash and wanted to get in and expand the number of shareholders to three.
Although Uncle Fireball hasn't been online for a long time, he has already become a master on the path of H, which made my dad admire him a lot. Director Cao also regretted not meeting him earlier.
That's why the three weird uncles, including my dad, decided to become sworn brothers and create an earth-shattering business on the path of adult goods.
In terms of age, my dad is the oldest, Uncle Fireball is the second, and Director Cao is the youngest.
In order to show intimacy, Uncle Fireball and Director Cao called my dad 'Bro Feng' instead of 'Boss Ye' because they were also the owners of the store after they invested.
Uncle Fireball's full name is Shu Dongbo, so my dad calls him 'Xiao Dong' and Director Cao calls him 'Bro Dong'. Director Cao, who is the youngest, strongly requested his sworn brothers to call him 'Ah Jing'. He stayed in Hong Kong for a long time and is used to people calling him that.
Director Cao's description is vulgar, but my dad and Uncle Fireball are both tall people. Uncle Fireball is even more muscular. Although he can't compare to Peng TouSi, he can still scare off 4 or 5 hooligans when he takes off his jacket.
So when I heard them call me "Brother Feng" and "Brother Dong", people who didn't know better might think that my dad was in the underworld, that Uncle Fireball was one of his thugs, and that Director Cao was a useless advisor.
Since we already became sworn brothers, it's impossible not to recommend Uncle Fireball to join the HHH Enthusiasts Club. My dad and Director Cao decided to take Uncle Fireball to the HHH Enthusiasts Club's offline event next weekend and get to know the other weird uncles.
"You can call me Second Uncle in the future!" Uncle Fireball patted my shoulder before eating, "I became sworn brothers with your dad, so you have to respect me in the future!"
I always felt that this method of becoming sworn brothers was very backward. Especially since I'm the son of the "boss", the corresponding character in history is Liu Bei's son, Ah Dou …
"Oh right, does Shu Sha also call you Second Uncle?" I suddenly asked.
"That's right." Uncle Fireball grabbed a pear from the plate and took a bite, "I'm the second oldest in the Shu family. Shu Sha's father is my older brother, so of course she calls me Second Uncle!"
Damn, according to seniority, wouldn't I have to call the class leader older sister? What's the point of calling her older sister when she's only a day older than me! Anyway, I won't call her older sister! If she gets hot-headed and forces me to call her that, then I'll reveal the contents of her confession!
With Uncle Fireball and Director Cao's investment, the Happy Valley Adult Products Store was suddenly flush with funds. They successfully bought some high-quality goods from Baby Qiao, which had been embroiled in internal strife, and expanded the online store's product line.
"Of course we can't ignore the low-end market, but we also have to open up the high-end market!"
Director Cao indicated that the quality of the new dolls was pretty good. We might even be able to sell one or two during the HHH Enthusiasts Club's offline event this weekend.
"I wouldn't lose something this expensive, right?"
I wasn't as optimistic as Director Cao. Inflatable dolls can't be compared to real dolls. Good quality ones cost over twenty thousand on the market. Although my dad only bought them at an average price of eight thousand each, I still feel like we would lose money if we can't sell them.
"There's no way we can't sell with such good quality!" Uncle Fireball emphasized the word 'no way', "If there's really no one willing to buy it, I'll buy one myself! Leave the doll with the smallest breasts for me! "
Your niece's! If there was a trap doll, would you have bought it without even waiting for the right time? You still haven't burst Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum, so you have pretty good self-control!
"Jie Jie Jie Jie ~ ~" Eunuch Cao laughed strangely, "I actually like the cartoon-style doll, it's a standard high school girl with long black hair! If you can't sell it, I can consider selling it to my dad … "
"Scram! Children shouldn't interrupt when adults are talking! " Director Cao reprimanded, "Even if we buy it, we'll buy the loli with silver hair and twintails! We won't consider anything else! "
I was so worried that I covered my face. Among the dolls my dad bought, let's not talk about the realistic ones for now. There was a cartoon-style high school girl with long black hair that looked similar to the class leader, Shu Sha. There was also a loli with silver ponytails that made me think of Ai Mi (luckily she wasn't blonde).
This coincidence wasn't because my dad or Director Cao purposely picked out the dolls out of bad taste, but because the seller packaged the dolls and we wouldn't get a discount if we bought one less.
Originally, half of the room was used to store goods, but now two-thirds of the room was filled with adult goods. If it wasn't for Uncle Fireball bringing a portion of the goods to his house, even the bed would be filled with things.
I never had a chance to sleep on the double bed, so I didn't want to sleep there anymore.
I would feel uneasy whenever I thought about the dolls in the room that looked similar to the class leader and Ai Mi. On one hand, I wanted them to be sold quickly, but on the other hand, I hoped they would never be sold.
Lunch was prepared by the three men. The chef was Uncle Fireball, my dad was assisting, and Director Cao was more of a hindrance.
Surprisingly, Uncle Fireball's cooking skills were much better than my dad's. It made sense when I thought about it: He was a forest ranger and lived on the mountain all year round. If he didn't know how to cook, it would be hard for him.
Huh? Does the class leader's family not only have a hunter's halo, but they also have talent in cooking? Could it be that Shu Zhe also has talent in this area, but he's too lazy and never does it himself? If he was forced to learn, he would probably be able to do it.
"Oh right, after the opening ceremony tomorrow, we'll have our first parent-teacher conference." At the dinner table, Director Cao said while tasting the stir-fried pork with garlic sprouts, "Brother Feng and I don't have wives, so we will definitely go to the parent-teacher meeting for our son. Brother Dong, are you going to the meeting too?"
Since the class leader and Shu Zhe's parents weren't around, their aunts were usually the ones holding the parent-teacher conferences. Sometimes, she couldn't attend by herself, so she would give priority to Shu Zhe. Anyway, teacher Yu didn't have anything to say to the class leader's parents. Compared to her, the class leader Shu Sha was more like the class teacher …
But this year was a bit special because Uncle Fireball retired due to illness. So even if the second and third year parent-teacher conferences were arranged at the same time, they could still hold the conference for Shu Sha and Shu Zhe. It was just a matter of who went to the older sister's place and who went to the younger brother's place.
"Ah Jing, you guessed wrong." Uncle Fireball laughed, "You don't need me this year. First, the second and third year parent-teacher conferences are staggered, so you can go by yourself. Also, Shu Sha is in the third year and is about to take high school exams. No matter how busy her mother is, she still has to come back and attend her daughter's parent-teacher conference …"
Huh? The class leader's mother is coming back from Shanghai to hold a parent-teacher conference for the class leader? From the photo, the class leader's mother is a super beauty! I wonder if the class leader will look like my mother when she grows up … I'm looking forward to meeting her mother!
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