I didn't think carefully about what he meant by "a very important problem" and continued:
"She didn't believe the password lock wasn't secure, so she made a bet with me to see if I could crack the password in front of her …"
Cao JingShen completely lost interest after he heard I only had a cousin, but the class leader kept eavesdropping.
"I saw that there were only three codexes in her diary, and I laughed at once. Cousin, you're too dumb, there's only a total of 1000 combinations from 000 to 999! Anyone can crack it as long as they have patience! "
The class leader tilted her head slightly as if she was thinking about something, but Cao JingShen wasn't having it:
"Leader! Is it a cousin or a cousin? You just said it was a cousin! Your distant relative is from Thailand, right? "
I made a gesture like I was going to slap him to make him shut up, then I continued:
"My cousin … cousin didn't believe me, so I started cracking it in front of her. I'm a wise master, I started from 999 backwards and quickly figured out her password! I say, little girl, your password is 813! "
After she heard me say the number 813, the class leader shuddered as if she was electrocuted, as if the chair she was sitting on suddenly became an electric chair.
I already achieved my goal, then I started blabbering nonsense with Cao JingShen. I said the number 813 was easy to remember, it was like using a "1" to cut an "8" lengthwise and turned it into a "3", so girls who aren't good with their brains use it as a password.
For the rest of the class, the class leader didn't take the initiative to speak again. Even if someone asked her a question, she would answer perfunctorily. After the bell rang, she was the first to return to class 2-3. I saw her packing her bag with a pale face, as if she couldn't wait to go home.
That's right, she should quickly change the notebook at home and change it to a safer one, or she shouldn't even keep a diary!
It wasn't a peaceful Monday of campus life, and I returned home exhausted.
When we were eating hotpot at the dinner table, I saw how happy my dad was when he picked up the fish balls. I suddenly remembered that I should question my dad and ask him if he gave away any of my childhood photos to anyone.
Dad didn't deny it. He confessed his crime while eating.
What I didn't expect was that photos of me as a child were quite popular, especially among the older aunties. To them, my picture was probably like some kind of naughty kid sticker.
So when Auntie Ren's daughter came to ask for a photo, my dad thought Auntie Ren wanted one as a souvenir, so he generously gave it to her.
My dad also complained that no one wanted photos of me after I entered the first year of middle school. My cold expression in the photos could only be used to ward off evil spirits.
"Xiao Lin, why did you suddenly ask about this? Could it be that someone has used your photo for a bad purpose? "
Being placed next to Xiao Qin's bed probably doesn't count as a good use, but I can't tell my dad about Xiao Qin, it's too embarrassing.
He had no choice but to mutter his way through.
Nothing major happened this week until Thursday.
On Wednesday, I put on the QingZi Academy uniform again and sneaked into the school. I gave Ai Mi the checkered books that Xiao Qin copied. There was quite a lot this time, it should be enough for Ai Mi to use for a few weeks.
I was bumped into Peng TouSi on the way, but he didn't expose Ai Mi and my little scheme.
He also told me that Miss Ai Mi doesn't have many friends at QingZi Academy. Although she doesn't say it, she actually hopes that you can visit her often. As long as you don't bring her junk food, or do anything too excessive, he won't interfere with us.
I wasn't used to his gentle attitude towards me, it always made me recall what Ai Mi said, Peng TouSi was a pure gay.
I simply asked him directly if he was thinking about my chrysanthemum.
Peng TouSi shook his head and felt insulted, but he didn't get angry at me.
"Young man, did you know? Peng TouSi is the name I gave myself after my rebirth. The name was taken from a sea god in Greek mythology. "
I haven't seen him for a few days, but Peng TouSi's Chinese has improved again. Although the emphasis is still strange, the meaning is already quite clear.
"So what if it's a sea god? I heard my dad say that the gods in Greek mythology are all hoodlums, with Zeus as the leader, none of them are serious! "
I clutched my buttocks while shouting loudly at Peng TouSi. The other students at QingZi Academy looked curiously from afar, but no one dared to approach.
Maybe some of them were hoping that Peng TouSi would send me flying with a single palm.
"Young man, although Peng TouSi is a sea god, he doesn't represent the raging waves of the sea, but the 'big pit' that holds the sea!"
"What do you mean?"
Peng TouSi stopped talking and only smiled at me. It seemed like he understood everything without saying anything.
I seemed to have understood a little. He meant that he was a complete zero. When he's gay, he would only accommodate others, and would never think about my fragile chrysanthemum.
"Then why are you always so polite to me? You're Ai Mi's bodyguard. I heard that if someone wants to get close to Ai Mi, they will be blocked by you with a cold face! Why do you only give me special treatment? "
Xing Xing was an example. Because he felt that I was his big brother, Ai Mi was not an outsider. He wanted to ask Ai Mi for an autograph, but he was thrown out by Peng TouSi by his belt and his ankle was bitten by Obama.
"Young man …"
"My name is Ye Lin! Don't call me young man! It's so mushy! "
I sternly protested.
Peng TouSi spread out his hands, indicating that it would be as I wished.
"Lin, are you heterosexual?"
Damn, it's just as I wished! It's even more mushy than before! Although according to American customs, my name should be called "Lin · Ye", but you should at least give me some mental preparation! Also, what do you mean by asking me about my sexual orientation in public?
"Of … of course I'm heterosexual!"
That should be right. Although I haven't decided to establish an intimate relationship with a certain member of the opposite sex, I've at least tested my physiological reactions on her.
Peng TouSi asked further:
"If you're heterosexual, then would you like a little girl who just started elementary school?"
What the fuck is this question! Is this the US military's lolicon test? If the FBI wants to wipe out lolicons on a global scale, I'll report Director Cao! You guys can go arrest him! In addition, our school also has a school doctor who is a shota complex, we can also take her away! I'm not a lolicon! I definitely won't like little girls who are still wet behind their ears!
Seeing the expression on my face, Peng TouSi continued:
"Don't misunderstand what I mean, I'm saying that if there's a girl who is especially young that fits your aesthetic standards, even if you don't have the desire to get together with her immediately, you would still have some expectations for her, right?"
I raised one of my eyebrows.
"Would you look forward to her growing up to 15 years old, then at least her crimes would be a bit lighter?"
Peng TouSi waved his large fan-like hands.
"Lin, it's not as dirty as you think. It could also be out of pure good intentions, hoping that the girl you admire can grow up safely and obtain happiness. This is humanity's unremitting pursuit of 'beauty'. "
I really hope that the former underground boxer nicknamed "Black Death God" would talk to me about killing techniques, that would be more natural than talking about empty topics like "beauty".
"Lin, I look at you like you look at the little girl who hasn't grown up yet. It's not because I have any desires for you, it's just a kind of appreciation and wish that you can obtain happiness."
So disgusting, so mushy, Peng TouSi's gentle gaze was especially unbearable, I'm about to vomit … So the legend of killing with one's eyes is true, Peng TouSi can kill me with his gaze in another sense!
But thanks to Peng TouSi, I can openly look for Ai Mi in the future. I don't have to hide from security guards, climb over walls, or pat Obama's head.
Ai Mi was very happy after she received the checkered book I gave her. She was a bit surprised at first when she heard that Peng TouSi turned a blind eye to her cheating in calligraphy, but she didn't think it was strange.
It turns out that Peng TouSi also tried to learn how to write Chinese characters, but he went crazy after only learning for a week. Several other bodyguards couldn't hold him down, but he still didn't want to hurt anyone. In order to vent the anger in his heart, he chewed off half of the lawn in the yard. The rapper who lived across the street was very scared and called 911. If it wasn't for Ai Mi's mother mediating, Peng TouSi would have likely been locked up in a mental hospital.
That's why Peng TouSi thought that the little master's cheating in writing Chinese characters was excusable.
Ai Mi also said that Americans have a saying, "It's harder than Chinese characters", which is roughly equivalent to "really fucking hard" in Chinese. She felt that it was enough for her to master Chinese characters to this degree. It's not like she's staying in China forever, so why did she have to work so hard?
Because I didn't have to hide from Peng TouSi, I stayed in Ai Mi's room for more than 2 hours. During the conversation, I gained a better understanding of the situation in the VIP building.
This VIP building, which has been vacant for a long time, was now almost completely occupied by Ai Mi and her followers.
Peng TouSi lived across the door from Ai Mi, and the rest of the bodyguards lived in neighboring rooms. There was also a private doctor, driver, chef, nutritionist …
Ai Mi lived in a luxurious two-person room with a spacious living room and two bedrooms. The bathroom and bathroom were separated, and it was fully equipped. The glass shower room and the surfboard tub all came with massage functions. It was very luxurious.
Even so, Ai Mi was still picky. She said that the water from the shower wasn't gentle enough, and her soft skin was red after taking a shower.
Because she was allergic to strong sunlight, Ai Mi chose the bedroom with less lighting.
The other bedroom was completely empty, but there were people cleaning it every day. There were pillows and bedding, and it was mainly used by dance teachers as a temporary break.
None of the female teachers were willing to rest in this empty room, and they tried to avoid changing clothes in it. Peng TouSi expressed puzzlement about this situation.
What's so hard to understand! Ai Mi said every day that you installed cameras in the room, those female teachers must be afraid of you peeping! How would they know that you don't feel any pleasure from looking at their naked bodies!
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