I think it's immoral to peek at other people's privacy.
"Hey, your sister is so strict, did she not lock the diary?"
"Of course she locked it! From elementary school to middle school, every diary she used had a lock, but the one she used recently was a combination lock! "
I have never kept a diary, so I don't understand the difference between a combination lock and a normal lock.
"Sister is using a combination lock this time. There are only 1000 combinations of numbers from 000 to 999! As long as I was patient, I could take it out every day when my sister was taking a shower and try 100 numbers, then I could dial it back to the original number to prevent my sister from finding out. It wouldn't even take 2 weeks to crack it! "
Shu Zhe is indeed smart, but I feel like his intelligence is not used in the right place.
"Also, I found out my sister's diary password is 813! It's basically my birthday is March 18th the other way around! If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have tried it so many times! What a joke! "
Shu Zhe made it sound like he solved a major case by peeking at his sister's diary.
Also, it's not funny that your sister used the other way around as her diary password, it's more funny that you betrayed her trust.
"Hey, brother Ye Lin, do you want to know what my sister wrote in her diary recently?"
"I don't want to know, don't tell me."
I want to draw a clear line between me and this guy.
"Don't not listen! You were also written in the diary! "
"Written about me? Even if she wrote about me, it's because she thinks I'm annoying and wants me to die, right? "
Shu Zhe had a 'you're wrong' expression, that proud expression made me want to beat him up.
"Brother Ye Lin, on Thursday, my sister found out that you had a photo of my sister in your pocket, right?"
That did happen, but I already forgot what day of the week it happened.
"That was a misunderstanding, that photo was brought to school by someone else and I just picked it up. I was going to get rid of it as soon as I had time, it's not like I did it to your sister …"
"Brother Ye Lin, don't be shy! Everyone loves beauty, I don't think there's anything wrong with you holding my sister's photo. "
Shu Zhe said as he slapped my arm.
The class leader probably didn't tell the other students about this, otherwise Loud Mouth would've already spread throughout the school. Shu Zhe knew about this, so the class leader must've written it down in her diary.
He was a bit curious as to how the class leader described this in her diary, but if he asked, he would become an accomplice of peeping into the class leader's privacy.
He took a sip of mineral water to moisten his throat.
"Brother Ye Lin, I think my sister might like you."
F * ck, I'm spitting out my water! It was even scarier than yesterday's "I hope you win my sister away"! How could Shu Sha like me! In class 2-3, she and I were on opposing sides. It was like the police and robbers in CS, the United States and the Soviet Union in Red Alert, or the order and chaos in D&D games. It was an eternal struggle.
I coughed for a while because I choked on the water. Shu Zhe looked at me maliciously, as if I had a guilty conscience.
"Cough, cough, kid, don't talk nonsense. What evidence do you have to say that?"
"I haven't seen any conclusive evidence yet, but according to my analysis, it's very likely my sister likes you, but she doesn't know it."
Shu Zhe had the expression of a great detective. I actually breathed a sigh of relief after hearing what he said.
So it was just a child's deduction and random analysis. I thought there was some real evidence.
Shu Zhe couldn't sit still anymore after he saw me calmly drinking water again.
"Brother Ye Lin, listen to my analysis! My sister's diary started on March 1st. Other than the chores in class, she also wrote about me. For example, how much I ate today, if I grew taller, etc. It's like an animal diary … "
I wanted to laugh, Shu Zhe really did seem like he was being raised like an animal.
"Don't laugh, that's not the main point. The main point is that there was a photo of my sister in Thursday's diary!"
"What photo?"
"That's the photo I confiscated from you! The corners are a bit bent, my sister probably put it there to flatten it! "
"Even if she kept that photo, it doesn't mean anything, right? That's your sister's photo, she can put it wherever she wants, you're making a fuss over nothing. "
I said while rubbing Shu Zhe's head. I made the gesture of an old leader comforting a new recruit when climbing a snowy mountain. "Brat, you're still too inexperienced …"
Shu Zhe unwillingly pushed my hand away.
"Don't mess around, Brother Ye Lin, I'm talking about serious matters! Regarding this photo, my sister used a lot of space in her diary. Although it was just a description of the incident, she wrote a lot of details that she wouldn't normally write down. Her handwriting was also sloppier than usual. She must have been in a hurry when she wrote, unlike her usual calm and objective self. "
I really feel like Shu Zhe's energy is not being used in the right place. If you have the time, why don't you go and analyze a few unsolved cases? You can also contribute to the people and the government.
Shu Zhe didn't feel like he was doing useless work, so he spoke eloquently when he was excited.
"Pay attention! After my sister wrote many paragraphs with her messy handwriting, the next paragraph's handwriting suddenly became neat. There was only one sentence in that paragraph, so it should have been written after careful consideration. She wrote: 'I thought Ye Lin was my biggest failure in class 2-3'. "
What's so special about that? It's clearly very ordinary! Maybe the class leader suddenly realized that Cao JingShen was the most disgusting person in our class, and I became the second most annoying person.
I told Shu Zhe my thoughts, but Shu Zhe disagreed and let me continue listening to his analysis.
"Brother Ye Lin, that's not all in Thursday's diary. There's also what happened after you saved me under the bridge and met my sister."
My heart trembled. I beat up those ruffians, peed on the ground, and exposed my lower body in front of Shu Shalu. How did Shu Shalu record that in her diary!
In the end, Shu Zhe said he deduced that my sister had seen me based on the situation at the time. As for the details of the meeting, there was nothing written in the diary.
It's just that under "I thought you were my biggest failure in class 2-3", there was a line written in big letters: "He's so disgusting!!!!!"
Is this the rhythm of her liking me? Which word did you see your sister liking me! It clearly means she hates me to the core!
Shu Zhe once again entered Conan mode.
"Brother Ye Lin, don't always analyze it literally. Don't underestimate the five exclamation marks at the end of this sentence. My sister has always been against this kind of non-standard grammar. She even scolds me when I use too many exclamation marks when I chat with my parents on QQ. Also, the font is almost twice as big as usual, which is something that has never happened before. I'm really curious what happened between you and my sister that night … "
Don't ask, young man, this isn't something you should know. Something as disgusting as me exposing my lower body in front of a female classmate, let it forever be sealed on the back of the moon.
After finishing Thursday's diary, Shu Zhe began to talk about Friday's diary. He pretended to be mysterious at the beginning:
"Brother Ye Lin, my sister's diary on Friday is hiding a huge secret!!"
"Did you watch too much 'Detective Di Renjie'? How could there be so many huge secrets? "
She already said I was disgusting in her diary on Thursday. We had such an intense conflict in class on Friday, who knows what kind of terrible comments she would make about me in her diary.
She almost made the class leader resign on Friday, so she must hate me to the bone, right? If the class leader didn't have a regular notebook but a death note, she would have written my name without hesitation. Then she would have written "Hit by a truck full of steel bars. Right when I was feeling complacent because I only suffered light injuries, I was pierced by 1000 steel bars that fell from the truck".
I suddenly thought of the shotgun headshot the class leader often mentioned and I couldn't help but shudder.
"Shu Zhe, stop keeping me in suspense. What did your sister write in her diary on Friday? Was she preparing to snipe me? "
Shu Zhe pursed his lips and smiled.
"Brother Ye Lin, she didn't write a single word on Friday, it's completely blank!"
I was so angry that I stood up and started to walk away.
"Hey, brother Ye Lin, don't go!"
Shu Zhe continued to analyze while he chased after me.
"My sister has never stopped writing in her diary! It's very abnormal to only write the date and not the content! She didn't write down the conflict with you on Friday because she regretted it so much that she wanted to forget it! That means you have a very high position in her heart! "
"Shu Zhe, keep analyzing, maybe it was just a coincidence that she ran out of ink! Besides, the US also has a high position in China's eyes, but it's only as an opponent. Are you trying to say that China also fell in love with the US? "
I couldn't help but want to laugh when I thought about the day when the Chinese army rabbit and the American bald eagle went to the United Nations to get a marriage certificate.
"No!!"
Shu Zhe's sudden increase in volume made me turn around to look at him.
"Brother Ye Lin, you have too little experience in love, that's why you don't understand! It doesn't matter if a girl hates you or is afraid of you at the beginning, as long as the feelings of hate and fear are strong enough, it will easily turn into love! "
"Eh? There's such a thing? "
As expected, girls are strange creatures that I can't understand. Men only have two choices when it comes to things they hate and fear: fight or flee.
"Brother Ye Lin, based on my experience in love and my familiarity with my sister, it doesn't matter if she likes you or hates you, she's already in a mess because of you. If you're willing to give it a push, we'll have a chance!"
"Who's' we 'with you? You're saying it like you're going to hook up with your sister with me … "
Shu Zhe became anxious when he saw that I couldn't be serious.
"We're on the same front! It's a win-win situation if you hook up with my sister! When a girl is in love, she will spend a lot of money on clothes. If my sister increases her pocket money because of this, she will definitely increase my pocket money according to her character of pursuing fairness! "
"How is it a win-win situation? In the end, it's all about you! What do I get? "
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