According to the timetable, the next class should be politics class. When I returned to the classroom, Xiao Qin was still immersed in copying the Bible. A few curious girls surrounded her and asked all sorts of questions.
"Xiao Qin, what are you writing? Huh? How can you write traditional characters so fast! "
"Let me read: … All the boys born, you must throw them into the river, all the girls, you must keep their lives … Oh my, this content is so erotic and violent!"
"What do you know! This was the Book of Exodus! It's from the Bible! "
"Xiao Qin, why are you copying the Bible? Is your family religious? "
Seeing me come back and sit next to them, they scattered like sparrows.
When she saw me return, Xiao Qin asked as if she was granted amnesty:
"Is this enough for me to copy? My hands are a bit sore, can I stop for a while? "
Although she asked that, she did not stop. It seems like she did not dare to stop without my permission.
She had a bandage on her head, so it was quite pitiful when her hands were sore, so I spared her.
In the end, the politics teacher had something to do, so the class was changed to computer class. Everyone went to the computer classroom.
As usual, I sat in the last row with Cao JingShen. Xiao Qin was pulled to their side by the class leader and Loud Mouth. They even surrounded her and asked if her head still hurt.
But this time, they did not sit too far away, they sat in the front row. It was probably because the class leader wanted to monitor me and Cao JingShen to see if they would cause any trouble in computer class.
With such a close distance, even if Cao JingShen was extremely daring, he would not dare to PS the class leader's nude photos to pass time like last time.
Maybe it was because it was the last class of the day, but the computer class teacher did not sleep on the table. Instead, he told us to have a group discussion and ran to the hallway to make a phone call.
The group discussion was based on the front and back tables, with each group having 8 people.
Logically speaking, it should be the class leader, Xiao Qin, Loud Mouth, Little Smart, and us in the back row.
Of course, there were less than four people in our row, only Cao JingShen and I.
Even if there were only two people, the class leader's female group did not plan on bringing us.
The computer class became a chatting class. It became a place for the boys to brag to each other and the girls to gossip.
When she was with the girls, Xiao Qin was clearly very chatty, but today was a bit of an exception.
Not because she was injured, but because her position was a little far away from me.
Right in front of her was the number one loyal dog, glasses, and right behind her was Cao JingShen.
Being sandwiched between two boys, she suddenly became introverted again. She only dared to reply once every three sentences that the other girls said to her.
It wasn't that there weren't any girls in the class who were afraid of coming into contact with boys. Gong CaiCai, the study committee member, was one of them. She always stuttered when collecting homework from boys.
That's why the class leader and the others thought Xiao Qin's problem was the same as Gong CaiCai's, she was probably too pure. Plus, Xiao Qin was sickly, and she even fainted today. Loud Mouth said Xiao Qin was comparable to the modern Lin Daiyu.
Lin Daiyu, your sister! This Lin Daiyu could single-handedly kill everyone in the Jia Residence! Moreover, she told Jia Baoyu dirty jokes every day. Jia Baoyu couldn't stand her harassment and wanted to become a monk!
Whether it was being told to take care of her body or being compared to Lin Daiyu, Xiao Qin smiled and acted cute the whole time. The four girls were happy and harmonious.
I don't know why the topic changed, but they talked about the problem of careless friends.
Loud Mouth was the first to speak. She said that she had a distant cousin who was cheated by people in society. She was forced to cut off all ties with her family. Now, no one knew where she went. Maybe she was kidnapped and sold into a ravine.
When it came to the emotional part, Loud Mouth's hair stood up in anger. She wanted to immediately take a Green Dragon Crescent Blade and dismember the person who cheated her cousin.
When it came to making friends, Little Smart, who usually didn't speak much, led the conversation.
As soon as she opened her mouth, I knew that the basketball team's captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi were going to be out of luck.
Sure enough, Little Smart's eloquence and literary talent were soaring when it came to talking about friendship. It could make a tiger lower its head and a rock cry. Not to mention the class leader and the others, even Cao JingShen and I were dumbfounded.
Actually, Little Smart probably said tens of thousands of words. In summary, the main idea was that friendship must be pure and unadulterated. A friendship formed through sweat and hard work like Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi is the most admirable. Two people with such a pure friendship should immediately get married. Whoever dares to stop them would be committing a crime.
Little Smart's words scared the class leader. She was worried that Xiao Qin would be corrupted by the fujoshi Little Smart since she just arrived, so she quickly took over the conversation and talked about her own ideas in this area.
I originally thought the class leader would talk in a bureaucratic manner like the head teacher and talk about some clichés, but all she talked about was women's independence.
The class leader believed that women have to rely on their own efforts to obtain their rightful place in society. They have to oppose gender discrimination and not seek special treatment. She also criticized some women's cliché of "if you marry a chicken, you have to follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, you have to follow the dog". In the end, she said that women must know how to reject and resist, and must not resign themselves to adversity.
I felt that the class leader's speech was a bit off topic. Also, when she said "you can't resign yourself to adversity", she stared at me as if I had been inhumanely abusing Xiao Qin all this time.
But now that I said it, I was a bit ashamed. Xiao Qin had a head injury today, and I forced her to copy the Bible.
When the class leader saw me avert my gaze, she thought I was in the wrong, so she started talking about Stockholm Syndrome with Xiao Qin.
Stockholm Syndrome is also known as Hostage Syndrome. Under special circumstances, the kidnapped person may develop a strong psychological dependence on the kidnapper, or even fall in love with the kidnapper.
This new topic was very popular. Loud Mouth and Little Smart scrambled to be the first to speak. With these two gossipy people, there was almost no need for the class leader.
Based on the limited information they obtained, Xiao Qin did indeed fit the symptoms.
Evidence 1: My childhood friend is very violent, he must have been beating and scolding Xiao Qin since childhood.
Evidence 2: Xiao Qin did not resist at all, she always took a resigned attitude, and even said that she was my girlfriend.
Evidence 3: I don't recognize Xiao Qin as my girlfriend, and I ignored her.
Evidence 4: I look like a kidnapper.
In summary, the initial speculation that Xiao Qin and I were a couple was seriously doubted. Even Loud Mouth felt that my relationship with Xiao Qin was a bit strange. Originally, Xiao Qin should have resolutely fought back against this kind of questioning, but because she was currently in a bad state of androphobia, she could only say things like "it's not like that" and "you guys misunderstood".
I don't know if they were deliberately trying to embarrass me, or if they were hoping that I would come out and deny them, so they could get more gossip material.
When Xiao Qin heard that we were no longer a couple in the eyes of our classmates, she seemed very sad, and tears began to drip down.
Loud Mouth and Little Smart quickly shut up, apologized to Xiao Qin, and comforted her. The class leader rubbed Xiao Qin's back to make her feel better, but she also glared at me from the corner of her eyes.
Eh? What does it have to do with me? Xiao Qin was crying because of your gossip, right? Class leader, what's with that resentful and disdainful gaze? Do you think Xiao Qin was crying because she was afraid that she would be cruelly abused in the future?
Stop joking! Is it Stockholm Syndrome? Have I always been abusing Xiao Qin? It's the complete opposite! I was the one who was bullied by Xiao Qin since I was 6 years old! Even if someone was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, it would be me!
Hurry up and discover Xiao Qin's true evil side! Don't believe her just because she's crying! She's crying crocodile tears! As soon as you turn around, she'll bite my arm off with a "Ahhhh" sound!
Also, the class leader, you're too easily deceived by false appearances! You still plan on becoming a criminal police officer in the major crimes department with your level? I think your analytical skills are worse than your brother's!
When I thought of that ingrate, I suddenly remembered what he said about his sister's diary.
If the class leader doesn't change her current diary, then Shu Zhe will peek at her diary every day to obtain information that is beneficial to him, right?
I have to think of a way to remind the class leader, but I can't say it out loud.
I decided to chat with Cao JingShen who was reading manga.
"Eunuch Cao, this class is a group discussion class. Look at how enthusiastic the girls in the front row are, our sect can't lose!"
Cao JingShen put away the manga.
"Sect Leader Ye is right. It's a disgrace to our sect to let these women clamor like this. Let us use a discussion between men to scare them until their legs go soft!"
He said it quite impressively, but his voice was so soft that the girls in the front row couldn't hear him at all.
I wasn't as cowardly as him. I cleared my throat and raised my voice.
"Eunuch Cao, I saw a stationery store selling a diary with a password lock. What do you think about the security?"
The class leader didn't turn around, but I seemed to see her ears move. At least the hair near her ears moved slightly.
Unlike animals, it's said that most of the human ear muscles have degenerated. Only about 1/4 of the world's population can move their ears freely.
What, are you one of the minority of 1/4? Could it be that because your family's ancestors were hunters, they could move their ears and obtain more auditory information, which was of great help to hunting?
So not only do you have good eyesight, but your hearing is also very sharp? Did he really intend to be an observant and attentive sniper?
It seems that I misunderstood. You don't want to be a criminal police officer in the future, but a sniper in the special criminal police brigade, right? When the time comes, you will set up a sniper rifle on the top floor of the commercial building, calmly calculate the distance and wind speed. Once the negotiation fails, you will kill the bad guy who kidnaps women and children, right!
No, I have to calm down. I didn't kidnap women and children. My current mission is to remind the class leader to change a diary.
Cao JingShen felt it was strange when he heard me talk about a diary with a password lock.
"Sect Leader, when did you become interested in that kind of thing? Are you going to record some martial arts manuals in there? For example, strong … "
I made a "pause" gesture to prevent him from finishing what he shouldn't have said.
"I was just casually asking. I have a distant cousin who stupidly keeps a diary every day since elementary school. I said that the password lock diary she uses isn't safe, but she didn't believe me …"
The class leader's long hair trembled even more. Seriously, it has nothing to do with you if I say my cousin is stupid.
"Eh? Sect leader? You have a cousin? Why didn't I know about it before! "
Cao JingShen made an extremely surprised and excited expression. It could be described as sperm going to his brain.
"Hurry and introduce her to me, sect leader! Keep the goodies within the family, sect leader! The happiness of this disciple's life depends on you, sect leader! "
Cao JingShen sincerely wanted to kneel down in front of me.
I narrowed my eyes and gave him a proletarian look of disdain. Even if I did have a cousin, I would never push her into a pit of fire.
"Don't worry, I remembered wrong. It's actually my distant cousin."
Cao JingShen rolled his eyes in anger.
"Sect leader, if you can't even tell the difference between your cousin and cousin, it could easily lead to major problems!"
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