In the blink of an eye, it was Friday again.
The tape on Xiao Qin's head was finally removed.
Due to proper treatment, there was no scar left. Should I thank Chen YingRan, that shota con?
Xiao Qin touched her forehead, which had just healed, and felt a little scared.
"Ah, I was so careless. If there was a scar, Ye Lin classmate would dislike me …"
You're worrying too much. Even if you had a freshly unwrapped iPhone 5 without a scratch on it, I would still refuse to accept it and ask for a refund.
The blackboard was filled with the neat writing of the history teacher. This class was about the origin and development of the Nile River civilization.
The history teacher probably didn't prepare well. After writing a few lines on the blackboard, he would turn around to look at the outline on the podium.
Suddenly, his pen slipped and he messed up the word 'pharaoh' in 'pharaoh'.
Maybe he accidentally saw Gong CaiCai's chest again, this old pervert.
He looked up at the sky and managed to hold back his nosebleed. Then, he didn't stay on the podium. He told everyone to read silently while he patrolled the classroom with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Ye Lin classmate, have you seen the movie 'Cleopatra'?"
Xiao Qin chatted with me with a smile.
I haven't seen the movie, but I've heard my dad tell me about her. The last female pharaoh named Cleopatra, once seduced Julius Caesar and his subordinate Anthony, and almost changed the fate of Egypt.
But the part that left the deepest impression on me was her death. She used a cobra hidden in an apple basket to commit suicide, and the cobra bit her chest.
I thought at the time: Luckily cobras aren't mammals, otherwise they would be extinct.
No matter if I ignored her or not, Xiao Qin could always talk to herself:
"I was very sad when Cleopatra died, I almost cried!"
I was a bit surprised, I thought Xiao Qin would only substitute herself as the stupid heroine in shoujo manga and be moved to tears by the mushy plot! So she also has a sense of empathy for Cleopatra?
Her nature is indeed a vicious snake beauty. My decision to keep my distance from her was absolutely correct!
I decided to mock Xiao Qin:
"Hmph, do you have to show sympathy for a fickle woman like Cleopatra?"
Xiao Qin blinked and didn't understand what I said.
"Eh? I don't sympathize with Cleopatra at all. I almost cried because I can't copy the method she used to commit suicide! "
"Do you need special skills to commit suicide? Why don't you take a cobra too? "
After listening to me, Xiao Qin slowly lowered her head.
"When I saw this movie two years ago, I thought to myself, 'Even if I caught a cobra like Cleopatra, the cobra wouldn't be able to find my breasts and wouldn't know where to bite, right?'"
"Just thinking about this makes me so sad that I'm about to cry …"
F * ck you! The reason you cry when you watch the movie is completely different from the other audience members! Hurry up and apologize to Cleopatra! She had already committed suicide, yet you're still joking about her breasts. Serves you right to be a flat screen princess for the rest of your life!
And why did I talk so much to her? She's cunning and untrustworthy. She imprisoned the righteous Optimus Prime for so many years and made me walk on the street holding a box of sanitary napkins. Even if I throw her into a viper's nest, it's still justice for the heavens.
This won't do. If I don't vent my anger, I'll fall ill from anger.
I have to find a way to bully her.
But I can't use violence. The side effects are too great.
Recently, I accidentally heard Little Smart say, "It's better to torture the heart than the body". I don't know what she was discussing with Loud Mouth at the time, but this sentence has some value to me.
Since I don't plan on causing physical damage to Xiao Qin, then I'll focus on psychological damage!
Actually, I've always been mocking her and attacking her, but I always feel like it's not enough.
Serious illness needs strong medicine, I have to do something strong.
When I break her maiden heart to pieces, she should give up on pestering me, right?
What good ideas do you have? While I was thinking, I heard my history teacher say: "The ancient Egyptians used slaves to build the pyramids …"
Ah! I have inspiration! As long as I have the pyramids …
No, no, I mean, as long as I treat Xiao Qin like a slave, ordering her around, ordering her to do this and that, using her in various ways, she'll definitely get tired of me!
No one likes to be someone else's slave, right? Otherwise, why was slave society the first to collapse? I remember when couples quarrel in soap operas, don't they often have lines like "Don't treat me like your slave"?
I'll do it.
"Xiao Qin, I'm hungry. Go buy me something to eat after class."
I said in a cold tone.
I thought Xiao Qin would be flattered and immediately agree, but I didn't expect her to plead with a bitter face:
"I'm really, really sorry, my lower abdomen suddenly hurts even more. Can we not wait for another class, I'll buy you something at noon, okay?"
She actually used this trick on me! Did she see through my plan to use her as a slave?
Speaking of which, she's been saying that she has a stomachache for a few days now. Why don't I see her running to the bathroom when her stomach hurts? If it was me with a stomachache, I would definitely run ten times a day!
Is she pretending to be sick? Sure enough, she's pretending to be sick, right? Xiao Qin can be called an award-winning actor when it comes to lying and acting, I can't be fooled by her.
My face sank and made a very unhappy appearance:
"If I can wait until noon, why would I need you? I'm so hungry right now I can't move. If you really like me, then go buy me something to eat after class! "
Xiao Qin, who was reprimanded by me, curled up like a small animal.
"I'm, sorry … I made you angry, I'll go after class … what do you want to eat?"
I was thinking about what to buy to make it difficult for her.
"Um … go buy me roasted sweet potatoes!"
"Roasted … roasted sweet potatoes?"
Xiao Qin widened her eyes in shock.
"But it's already spring! There shouldn't be anyone selling roasted sweet potatoes anymore, right? "
I glared at her and Xiao Qin was so scared that she didn't dare to speak.
"I just want to eat roasted sweet potatoes! Right now my stomach can't digest anything other than roasted sweet potatoes! Go to the food street and take a look. I remember there's an auntie selling roasted sweet potatoes in an alley. Just treat her as a hidden NPC in the labyrinth and look for her carefully from head to toe! "
"Okay … roasted auntie's sweet potatoes? How many do you want? "
"Screw roasted auntie! It's roasted sweet potatoes! One is enough! Pick the biggest one for me! "
After class, Xiao Qin went out to buy roasted sweet potatoes. Her movements were a bit unnatural. She held her abdomen with one hand and frowned as if it was really painful.
I won't be fooled, I've already been fooled enough by her, don't expect me to call her back!
After she left the classroom, I realized I forgot to give her the money to buy roasted sweet potatoes.
Forget it, the purpose of this battle was to make Xiao Qin hate me. If she found out I would even take advantage of her, her impression of me would probably be even lower.
If I think about it carefully, Xiao Qin's compensation for copying the Bible for Ai Mi might have already exceeded ¥4000 (Ai Mi, this wastrel). I've already embezzled that much of her salary, do I still lack money for a sweet potato?
Ah, I'm a real scumbag, I admire myself for being such a scumbag. Xiao Qin, hurry up and realize I'm such a scumbag, then stay far away from me, wouldn't we both be happy?
There's only ten minutes of break time, I wonder if Xiao Qin can make it back to class in time?
It shouldn't be a problem, doesn't she know how to teleport? As long as she uses her natural cheats, let alone going to the back of school to buy a roasted sweet potato, even if she went to Area 51 to buy a UFO, it should be easy.
The next class was the homeroom teacher's English class, Xiao Qin couldn't make it back in time.
This slave is really stupid, if I can't eat the roasted sweet potato, would she take responsibility?
Even though I knew I wouldn't find anything, I still glanced at Xiao Qin's empty seat. As a result, I met the interrogating gaze of the class leader.
The class leader's black pupils were like an energy concentrator, shooting death rays of blame at me. She clearly believed that Xiao Qin's absence from English class was entirely my fault.
This time the class leader guessed correctly, as the slave owner, I can't escape the blame.
I looked at my watch, it was already 11: 15, Xiao Qin has already been out for 20 minutes.
There won't be any accidents, right?
Did she get bitten by a dog, hit by a car, or captured by aliens?
I suddenly realized that in my mind, the Little Tyrant is an invincible existence, so I even thought Xiao Qin was also invulnerable.
But Xiao Qin isn't actually invulnerable, right? Didn't she break her head at the flag-raising ceremony a few days ago? Does she also have a body of flesh and blood? A body of flesh and blood that can get hurt, or even get sick?
Could it be that her abdominal pain was real? She was forced to go out to buy things because of her abdominal pain, but no one cared about her when she fell on the side of the road?
Speaking of which, I have no interest in class at all! I felt like I was the one who turned into a sweet potato and was being roasted on an oven … It's scalding!
I subconsciously looked out the window.
The classroom of the 2-3 class was on the second floor, and from my position, I could overlook the main entrance of the school.
A delicate figure walked and ran to the school entrance, and stopped in front of the closed automatic door.
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