As it turns out, I underestimated Eunuch Cao.
Since the head teacher was only guarding the classroom door as a supervisor, the ones doing the inspection were all members of the student council's discipline department, so it gave Cao JingShen an opportunity.
I was well aware of what Cao JingShen's bag usually contained. Handheld game consoles, video games magazines, Legends of the Three Kingdoms decks, H manga, Japanese celebrity magazines … none of them weren't contraband, not to mention the class leader's PS nude photos were probably hidden in there.
But the disciplinary committee member in charge of inspection only stopped at Cao JingShen's position for a while, glanced into Cao JingShen's bag, then went to inspect the next person.
Later on, I found out that Cao JingShen had been bribing the student council's discipline department for a long time. Everyone in the discipline department was bribed by Cao JingShen.
Also, the person in charge of inspection would receive an extra red packet from Cao JingShen.
No wonder the dark-skinned disciplinary committee member with a crew cut had one hand in his pocket after leaving Cao JingShen's position. He couldn't even hide the joy on his face.
To borrow a line from Liu Cixin's 《The Three Body Problem》: "Black! That's f * cking evil! "
But should I be happy? If the disciplinary committee member didn't take bribes and bend the law, the class leader's nude photos would have been exposed in the class.
Although Cao JingShen sold a lot of them outside the class, most of the buyers would secretly take them home and not share them with others. It would be much less harmful than being exposed in public.
What I couldn't ignore was that the head teacher, the owl auntie, was standing at the front door with a sinister expression.
If she found the class leader's PS nude photos, she would definitely take them away as evidence. She would never destroy the photos because of the victim's feelings. She might even question the class leader where Cao JingShen got the original PS photos from!
All the troubles that could possibly happen were resolved by Cao JingShen's dirty bribery methods.
If the class leader knew the student council was this rotten, she would probably fly into a rage.
But if the student council was as upright as you, you would lose a lot of face because your photos were exposed in public!
Ah, sometimes life is so contradictory. I must be getting old if I start to seriously think about this problem …
Soon it was my turn to check my bag, and the person in charge of checking was still Comrade Xiao Hei.
As my satchel contained no contraband, I left it safely on the table for him to examine.
But comrade Xiao Hei didn't make a move. It wasn't because I was Cao JingShen's master that he let me go, but because he was afraid of my bad reputation in school.
Although comrade Xiao Hei is already a third year student, he probably still remembers when I fought with the school boss of 28 Middle when I was still in first year.
Although I didn't win, my stubbornness left a deep impression on the previous boss. From then on, he regarded me as his successor.
Comrade Xiao Hei clearly didn't want to step on this landmine.
He was planning to ignore me, but the class leader, Shu Sha, walked over from the side.
It seems that the headteacher called the class leader over and said something. After the class leader came back, she rushed over to me.
Dean, you're really cunning! You know that your subordinates don't dare to offend me, so you sent Shu Sha to deal with me, right?
Comrade Xiao Hei and the class leader stood on my left and right, surrounding my desk. Just the way they stood made me unhappy.
I felt like they were the school's dogs, trying to tyrannize a hardworking student like me.
Although comrade Xiao Hei was a corrupt dog, and the class leader was a righteous eagle, it still made me angry.
I pushed my bag in front of them.
"Check it, the sooner you finish the check, the sooner you can leave school. But I have to remind you, there's a mousetrap in your bag, I won't be responsible for anyone's hand! "
Comrade Xiao Hei glanced at the class leader on his right with a troubled expression and said in a low voice:
"Shu Sha, how about we give Ye Lin some face, it's not like the headteacher can see from this angle …"
The class leader's frown scared Xiao Hei back his words.
"What face does he have? Why are you checking everyone's bags but not his? Is this fair to the other students? "
The three rhetorical questions made comrade Xiao Hei feel ashamed.
Then the class leader reached out to pull the zipper of my bag. Is she really not afraid of a mousetrap?
I suddenly wanted to tease these two dogs for a while. Since I'm innocent, I have nothing to fear.
"Class leader, I forgot to tell you, there's still a dead mouse in my mousetrap!"
The class leader had already put her hand into my bag, but after hearing this, she retracted her hand as if she was electrocuted. Not only did she retract her hand, but her entire body made a serious retreat.
It seems like she realized she lost her sense of propriety halfway through. The class leader only took half a step back before she abruptly stopped her conditioned reflex. She tenaciously took another step forward and tried to return to her original position.
This series of actions probably violated human mechanics, she tried so hard that her face turned red.
I will never forget this scene. When she retreated, her face was deathly pale and her pupils were wandering. It was a rare sight.
So you're afraid of mice? You have the same weakness as an ordinary girl in an unexpected area! Ever since I found out you were afraid of rats, your dignity as the class leader was gone forever in my heart.
Even comrade Xiao Hei couldn't hold back his laughter and made "pfft pfft" sounds.
The class leader's face alternated between red and white. She hated me so much that she bit her lower lip.
"I don't care what's in my bag, take it out yourself!"
It's rare to see such an angry tone, I should take a photo to remember it.
I carelessly reached into my bag and took out a thick English-Chinese dictionary.
I threw it on the table with a bang, causing a lot of dust to fly out. It was especially obvious under the sunlight.
The class leader and Xiao Hei both covered their mouths and noses in case my dictionary was contaminated with anthrax.
At this moment, my mood was probably like a peddler being raided by the city management.
I also took out a 16-page classical Chinese exercise book and slammed it on the table with even more force.
The dust flew high into the air, causing the class leader and Xiao Hei to cough.
How is it? Are there any contraband items? Are you satisfied now?
I reached into my bag again and randomly took out a thick book and threw it on the table!
This book was especially hard, the table was almost split in half by me.
Hmph! Take a look! Look however you want! It's the same as what's in your bag, aren't they all teaching reference books! If it's not this subject, then it's that subject!
By the way, which subject did I just take out? Why is the cover so black?
I took a closer look, on the black hardcover, there were a few words stamped in gold: Bible, Old Testament.
Why the hell did I take this book out?! Should this thing be considered a famous literary work or an extracurricular book! It's weird for a middle school student like me to carry around a Bible!
I made a prompt decision and took out a middle school politics textbook from my bag without batting an eyelid. I wanted to put it on top of the Bible to get away with it.
In the end, the class leader didn't even bat an eyelid and started to copy the Bible.
She was also stunned when she saw the two words' Bible 'on the cover, but she thought it was impossible for me to read a Bible since I'm so depraved. Under the holy appearance of this book, it might actually be an erotic novel.
It was probably because of this thought that the class leader handed the Bible to comrade Xiao Hei and hoped he could help check the contents.
Xiao Hei, who was already in the third year and wasn't short of height, was acting like an errand boy next to the class leader.
Xiao Hei flipped through the Bible and his expression became more and more confused.
"Why are these all traditional characters? And they're even arranged vertically! I don't understand! "
The class leader clicked her tongue and snatched the book back from his hands. If it wasn't for the fact that he was a third year and a disciplinary committee member, she would have definitely scolded him for being useless.
The class leader also had a puzzled expression when she personally flipped through the pages.
"Why is it full of 'God' and 'Devil'? Is this the real Bible? "
Xiao Hei shook his head like a rattle when he saw the class leader asking him.
"I've never read the Bible, I don't know, don't ask me …"
The class leader turned her gaze back to me.
"Ye Lin, are you trying to spread a cult at school by carrying this book with you!"
After the class leader's reminder, Xiao Hei made an expression of sudden realization:
"That's right, I heard the cult 'Almighty God' and 'Eastern Lightning' have been running rampant recently! Could it be that Ye Lin and them … "
I was very angry. These two imperial lackeys were ignorant and incompetent. They didn't even read the Bible carefully, yet they still suspected that I was the cult leader.
Although Cao JingShen calls me the leader and Edison Chen is the founder of our sect, there are only two people in our sect. We don't cheat people for food, drink, money, or sex, so how can we be called a cult?
Thus I argued with them:
"Don't look down on people, okay? This is the real Bible! The Bible, Old Testament, talks about those who don't listen to God will die, it's a beautiful and moving myth! Also, our country's constitution stipulates freedom of belief! Are you going to persecute me? If you want to persecute me, I'll seek asylum at the American embassy! "
Actually, our city doesn't even have an American embassy. At most, I can seek freedom of belief at Ai Mi's place.
But my impassioned speech had obviously awed them.
Xiao Hei felt awkward standing here for a long time, so he discussed with the class leader if they could just let it go. It's not like the Bible is prohibited by the school.
The class leader wasn't willing, but she felt that there was no reason to confiscate the book. In the end, she could only put the Bible back on my desk.
I exaggeratedly hugged the Bible to my chest and pretended to be a devout believer. I also expressed that no one can take away my unwavering faith.
The class leader was infuriated by my strange appearance and couldn't help but mock me:
"Do you really believe in the existence of God?"
I nodded like a saint, then I imitated the priest in the movies and said in a preaching tone:
"Child, if you believe in God with me, I can definitely save your fallen soul …"
Ah! I was stepped on by the class leader! She stepped on my right foot with her entire body weight! It's a fracture!
The class leader stepped on me in front of the senior disciplinary committee member and acted as if nothing happened.
Xiao Hei awkwardly went to check on the next group of students.
The class leader warned me before she left:
"You're not allowed to randomly preach in class, you Satan!"
Who's the Devil King Satan! Your brother is Judas who betrayed Jesus! I've been secretly protecting you these past few days in order to prevent you from being crucified!
You're a class leader who can't differentiate between good and evil! I won't care if you continue to be rude to me!
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