I threatened Ai Mi that if she really sent me nude photos, I would turn off my phone without even looking at it. I would turn off my phone until the end of the outing, then I would hand the phone over to Peng TouSi and ask him to delete the photos for me.
Anyway, Peng TouSi is definitely size 0 and has no desire for women. Ai Mi didn't avoid Peng TouSi when she was changing clothes and showering. She even let him apply sunscreen for her.
Ai Mi made a 'tsk' sound when she saw my firm attitude.
"Okay, then I won't take nude photos …"
I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Ai Mi immediately said: "I'm bored, let's play a guessing game!"
"Sure." I replied, "Do I set the question or do you?"
"Let's take turns." Ai Mi said after stretching and her movements made the sound of water splashing in the bathtub, "The rules are like this, we'll each take a photo of a certain part of our body, then we'll send it to the other person and let the other person guess where it is …"
What's the difference between this and the nude photos! I don't believe you'll actually clap your hands or kick something that's easy to guess! Don't tell me you're going to take a close-up shot of your private parts!
"Eh? Brother, why aren't you talking? You agreed? Wait, the phone isn't waterproof, I'll stand up and take a photo … "
"Stop! I don't care where you're going to take a photo, stop! If you don't talk to me about a normal topic, I'll smash my phone! "
"Hmph, who said it's abnormal for siblings to talk about these things?" Ai Mi asked with a bit of annoyance, "Rules, laws, morals, they're all things that only the weak follow!"
Did you learn all of this from Ai ShuQiao! Learn something appropriate for your age!
"The Egyptian pharaohs always had a tradition of siblings getting married …" Ai Mi, who was ignorant and incompetent, actually started to give me historical examples.
"That's to keep the royal family's power!" I criticized seriously, "Also, do you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun? He's the descendant of siblings who got married! Tutankhamun had a deformed foot and died before the age of 20! "
"That's because the technology of the ancients was outdated." Ai Mi disagreed, "Nowadays, DNA science can almost 'customize babies'. Rich people can enjoy this technology first. Besides, it's not like I have to have a child with Big Brother … "
"If you talk about this again, I'm going to hang up!"
"So be it! What's so great about that? Damn manservant! "Ai Mi angrily hung up the phone and seemed to have thrown the phone.
I held the busy phone next to my ear, feeling lost.
After three minutes, my phone suddenly beeped with a text message.
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the message, I only looked at the sender — — it was a multimedia message from Ai Mi. You can't look! I can't play this kind of guessing game with my sister.
Just as he was about to press the touch screen and delete the message, Eunuch Cao's voice came from outside the door, "Master, I'm here to ask for forgiveness …"
I was already nervous, so my fingers trembled. I couldn't summon the menu, so I directly opened the message.
Resistive touch screen, I hate you! If not for the lack of money, I would have bought a capacitive screen! Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a crime punishable by death? You let me see my sister's naked body, so I'm going to feed you to Obama tonight!
I thought I would have to poke my own eyes in order to apologize to the world, but the photo attached to the multimedia message wasn't any private parts, but Ai Mi's white hands that were covered in water droplets.
It was as delicate as a lotus root and overflowed with beauty. If it wasn't a middle finger gesture, it would have been even better.
Eunuch Cao saw that I didn't answer, so he didn't dare to continue knocking and ran away.
I thought it was rude for Ai Mi to give her brother the middle finger, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Ai Mi.
But when I was editing the multimedia message, my heart trembled: Wait, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "fuck you", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture represents "fuck you bitch". If you remove the profanities, it means "I want to fuck you".
That's why Ai Mi sent me a picture of her middle finger. Other than expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and terrible meaning in it. If I also replied with a middle finger, wouldn't we be saying "I want to fuck you" to each other?
Even if Ai Mi does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck you", I can't send it back like that! Her mom is my mom! Although I hate Ai ShuQiao, my taste isn't that bad!
So I gave up on sending the multimedia message and only sent a text: "Go to bed early."
Ai Mi ignored me, probably because she was putting me at a disadvantage.
There was another knock on the door, and it was quite hurried and rude.
I was very angry. I opened the door and scolded: "Damn fatty, you still have the face to come back …"
In the end, the person who knocked was Loud Mouth. As soon as she heard the words "damn fatty", she raised her lobster pincers and started to pinch my arm.
"Um, Yu Hong sis, please have mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. Loud Mouth has always been good to me, so calling her a "damn fatty" was like rushing water against the temple of the Dragon King.
"Tsk, you're a sweet talker!" Loud Mouth put away her lobster pincers and asked me: "Ye Lin, do you know how to play poker?"
"I can …" I saw that the door to the opposite room was open, but the class leader wasn't inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty. The other three cushions were occupied by Gong CaiCai who was afraid of dogs, Winnie who was playing with dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
But all three of them were holding a deck of poker cards. Loud Mouth also had half a deck of cards when she came to find me.
"It's like this." Loud Mouth explained to me, "I came to find the class leader to play poker, but the class leader went to find teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie, Xiao Qin, and Gong CaiCai from the neighboring room to play cards together …"
"Isn't that good?" I think Xiao Qin should participate in more group entertainment activities so she can learn how to interact with others.
"It's good." Loud Mouth patted her stomach, "But Little Smart just called me and said someone left a comment on my Weibo calling me an old sow! How could this old lady swallow this insult? I have to go back with Little Smart and give this guy a good scolding! "
"Wait." I asked, "Have you ever uploaded a photo of yourself on your Weibo?"
"No." Loud Mouth replied, "It's a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Also, I'm afraid I'll get photoshopped."
I vaguely felt that the person who left the comment was someone who knew Loud Mouth in real life. It might even be Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Loud Mouth earlier.
Loud Mouth came to a sudden realization after I voiced out my opinion, she rubbed her palms together and said: "Okay! I'm going to tear this damn eunuch to pieces! "She was about to leave angrily.
After taking half a step, she turned around and handed me half a deck of cards and said to me: "Because I was the one who asked everyone to play cards, it would be rude to leave halfway, so you can play for me for a bit. Is that okay?"
I took the cards and told Loud Mouth to beat up Eunuch Cao a bit more ruthlessly after she catches him.
Loud Mouth made a "don't worry about me taking care of things" gesture, then walked away while shaking the earth.
After she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong CaiCai and Winnie: "I'm not playing either. Even if I do play, I'll only play with Ye Lin classmate."
Gong CaiCai was already afraid of Xiao Qin and Winnie felt guilty towards Xiao Qin, so both of them looked awkward when Xiao Qin said that.
"Sit down." I ordered Xiao Qin, "It's more fun when there are more people." I said as I walked in and sat down on the cushion that Loud Mouth vacated.
In a clockwise direction, Xiao Qin was my opponent, Gong CaiCai was my opponent, and Winnie was across from me. Loud Mouth left a lot of snacks and drinks between the four of them, but Winnie's mouth wasn't idle.
I closed the door when I came in. Now it was three girls and a dog in the same room.
"Woof!" Obama barked at Winnie, who was eating the "Wang Wang Scallop". Winnie pretended to feed the scallop to Obama, but she stuffed it back into her mouth halfway. Obama was so angry that he rolled his eyes.
I sat between Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai and shuffled all the cards, then asked: "What were you guys playing?"
"We were playing with the dog." Winnie didn't answer my question.
"We were fantasizing about Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin's answer was even more ridiculous.
"We were … playing Landlord …" Gong CaiCai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although the game was divided by family background, Gong CaiCai was more of a landlord.
If Gong CaiCai was born as the daughter of a landlord when the land was divided, then she would have to suffer at the hands of the hoodlums …
"I don't know how to play Landlord." I said, "How about we play something else? How about 50K? "
"I know how to play anything." Winnie said while drinking Nutri-express. She didn't care that the white liquid flowed down the corner of her mouth.
"We'll play whatever Ye Lin classmate says." Xiao Qin replied, "Even I …"
"…" Gong CaiCai didn't say anything.
Thus the four of us started playing 50K. Obama watched from the side with an expression of 'I'm the god of gamblers'.
Then Gong CaiCai lost.
She lost miserably.
Winnie couldn't handle a game without any challenge.
"Hey! Cai Cai, what's wrong with you? Do you even know how to play? "
Gong CaiCai lowered her head and said while trembling: "I, I don't know how to play … My aunt just taught me how to play Landlord …"
"Huh? Then why didn't you say you don't know when Ye Lin asked if everyone knew how to play? "
"I …" Gong CaiCai trembled even more, "I don't have the guts to say …"
Gong CaiCai was afraid of both large animals and Xiao Qin. Winnie and I might protect her at times, but there were also times where she was troubled. So in the room, Gong CaiCai was facing four creatures she was afraid of and waiting for the class leader to return.
I suggested we play Ghost Draw. It's a super simple game, so there's no way anyone doesn't know how to play. Even if they don't know how to play, they can learn it immediately.
Obama nodded like an idiot, as if it could understand human language.
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