When the bald Grandpa Zhang jumped out, the tranquility of the moonlit flower field was completely destroyed by him.
Not to mention, his skull was incomparably bright and the reflection power was comparable to a 450w light bulb.
He was a light bulb in every sense.
"Don't go! Compensate me for my flower field! "Grandpa Zhang roared," I'm not an ordinary person! Who doesn't know that I'm a famous gardener and people call me 'Old Flower Zhang'! "
Although it was our fault for trampling on someone else's flower field, I wasn't too happy about Grandpa Zhang's bad attitude. I didn't immediately stand up from the ground, I only used my elbows to support my body and scolded Grandpa Zhang silently.
Xiao Qin immediately stood up and bowed towards Grandpa Zhang.
"Um, grandpa, is there a type of wild fruit on the mountain that can cause you to get hot after eating it?"
So that's what you wanted to ask! Grandpa Zhang had originally misunderstood that we were having sex in the wild. You asked him if he had any wild fruits that could enhance sex, but even if he did, he wouldn't tell us!
As expected, Grandpa Zhang was stunned and thought he misheard. He began to wave his flashlight again and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense! Compensate me for my flower field! You have to pay ¥50 for every flower you step on! "
Holy sh * t! If you're not Old Flower Zhang, you're Old Black Zhang! Even the flower shops in the city center rarely sell flowers for ¥50!
I jumped up from the ground without saying anything, grabbed Xiao Qin's hand and started running.
"Ye Lin classmate, I still haven't asked …"
I ignored Xiao Qin's objections and dragged her away from the flower field. It was unavoidable that we trampled on a lot of flowers.
"Come back! You little bastards! Bastards! You're a plague! See if I … "
Grandpa Zhang stomped his feet and scolded us, but his voice gradually became softer and softer until it couldn't be heard anymore.
The moonlight gradually brightened. I held Xiao Qin's hand and followed the footprints we left behind and returned to the small waterfall where Winnie was.
The reason I went back to find Winnie was because I was worried she would drown herself, and I also wanted to confirm that the aphrodisiac in her body was completely cured.
Otherwise, if Winnie had a relapse and couldn't beg for help, she would have to rub against trees like a wild panda in heat. It would be a tragedy.
Xiao Qin knew I was going back to find Winnie. She wasn't too happy, but she didn't object and followed behind me.
As he approached the small waterfall, the sound of flowing water rang in his ears.
As the sun set, the moonlight replaced the sunlight. Beside the pool was a different kind of cold scenery, as if it represented the already extinguished lust.
Winnie was meditating under the waterfall.
Like an eminent monk, he closed his eyes in concentration, placed his hands on his knees, and made an OK-like Buddhist gesture.
As he allowed the waterfall to wash over him, he muttered, "Get rid of distracting thoughts, get rid of distracting thoughts, get rid of distracting thoughts … Get rid of distracting thoughts, get rid of distracting thoughts … Get rid of distracting thoughts and play with your eggs!"
You've been reading too much Niwa manga! Your ability to ruin the atmosphere is comparable to Grandpa Zhang's!
Also, you jumped into the pool and sat under the waterfall. Your clothes are soaked! Your sports singlet is tightly clinging to your body, you have a bump! Don't you know you're not wearing a bra?
Winnie opened her eyes when she heard our footsteps and looked at Xiao Qin apologetically.
"Xiao Qin, I'm sorry …"
Xiao Qin ignored her.
"I didn't mean to …"
Xiao Qin turned her face away.
"Ye Lin probably told you, I ate the wrong thing …"
Xiao Qin's face was almost turned to the Southern Heavenly Gate.
Winnie clenched her teeth, "In order to punish myself, I'll run 10 laps around Chisong Mountain! No, 100 laps! "
"Not even 10000000 laps!" Xiao Qin finally responded, "Unless you can prove that the reason you're in heat is because you ate the wrong thing!"
"Ah, that's easy." Winnie's worry turned into joy, "I'll pick some berries later and eat one or two hundred of them, then I'll see if it flares up at night …"
"Hmph, fine!" Xiao Qin crossed her arms in front of her chest and replied like a queen, "I'll be in the same room as you, if it doesn't flare up at night …"
Hey! It would be a problem if Winnie flares up at night! She only ate a bunch of purple berries and was already in heat when she saw a naked body in the bathhouse. If it flares up after eating one or two hundred, you'll be in danger! Then you two girls will have to use each other as a test subject!
Also, Winnie had to eat a lot of things to get that effect. I don't think purple berries by themselves have an aphrodisiac effect. Otherwise, Grandpa Zhang could just sell purple berries in the city.
After I told Xiao Qin my opinion, Xiao Qin pouted and didn't say anything. Winnie patted her chest under the waterfall:
"What's so hard about that? I'll follow today's recipe and eat everything again tomorrow! But you have to hold me down after I go into heat! "
I think it's not a good idea if Winnie goes into heat in front of the entire class tomorrow.
Also, no one can guarantee that it won't have the same effect tomorrow. Winnie's immune system is strong, so it's entirely possible for her to be immune to the aphrodisiac.
I also told Xiao Qin that she had to verify the aphrodisiac effect of the purple berries no matter what, or else she would cut ties with Winnie.
"Don't!" Winnie slapped her thighs in distress, "My best friends from elementary school are still in contact with me. Best friends are for life, I'll be sad if you cut ties with me!"
Fine, I admit I've been thinking: What's the position of cutting ties with you?
"If Winnie is immune, then I'll test it myself!" Xiao Qin insisted, "Anyways, if I go into heat, Ye Lin classmate will save me!"
Speaking of which, if Xiao Qin was hit by the aphrodisiac, would she tear off her disguise, use Yin Yang Sanshou to knock me down, and then rape me!
"Your stomach isn't that big, so you can't eat that much …"
"Then I'll smash them one by one with a wooden club! Turn them into juice and drink them! "
Why does it feel like Xiao Qin is trying to extract the active ingredients from the original environment and commercialize the aphrodisiac?
Also, she's even using her own body to test the drug, how dedicated!
"That's fine too." Winnie agreed, "You can get Ye Lin to help you when you're in heat, unlike me, who is always in heat …"
Don't make it sound like we've already done it many times!
"Oh right." I suddenly remembered something, "Winnie not only ate barbecue and berries today, she also drank beer! Don't forget to buy a can of beer to mix in tomorrow's experiment! "
Xiao Qin shivered, it seems like she has a huge psychological shadow when it comes to alcohol since she even tried aphrodisiac.
"No … I can't drink, I can't do the experiment …"
She said dejectedly.
Strange, I don't have a high alcohol tolerance, but it's not to the point where I can't even touch a drop. Xiao Qin inherited Auntie Ren's genes, so her alcohol tolerance shouldn't be worse than mine, right?
Could it be that I do ridiculous things when I get drunk? Like how I become a good person when I get drunk?
What happens when Xiao Qin gets drunk? I'm really curious!
"Xiao Qin, can't you drink?" Winnie changed her position, maybe because she felt the rock rubbing against her butt, "Then I'll do the experiment! For the sake of our friendship, I have to get myself into heat … "
Although the goal is noble, the result is filthy!
"Then that's the only way!" Xiao Qin clenched her fists and said, "Since Winnie might be immune, and I can't drink …"
"Then I'll just take a portion of all the ingredients, mix it with purple berries and beer, then mix it with lemon juice …"
"Give it to all the students tomorrow at noon!! Someone will definitely react!! "
Damn it! This idea is too much! It's fine if it doesn't have any effects, but if it does, then the barbecue at the top of the mountain for class 2-3 would become a completely different kind of barbecue!
"That's not good." Winnie, who was under the waterfall, still had a bit of rationality.
"Xiao Qin, it's not that I'm trying to excuse myself, but it's really hard to endure … I don't even want to push Ye Lin, I want to push you in the bathhouse!"
"So what!" Xiao Qin was still angry.
"I'm saying, you can still help if you get into heat, but what about other people? For example, if the class leader gets into heat … "
Damn, don't make me imagine that scene! Even if the class leader was really drugged, she wouldn't tear my clothes like Winnie. But I can't stand the sight of her sitting in front of me with a flushed face and panting while trying her best to suppress herself.
"I don't care!" Xiao Qin shrieked, "If you don't let me test it, then you have a guilty conscience! I'm never going to be friends with you again! "
"But …" Winnie said awkwardly, "If we hurt the class leader and the others … how would we have the face to be friends with them?"
"They're never my friends!" Xiao Qin hesitated for a bit, then said, "They're not as important as you and Ye Lin classmate!"
Although it would be hurtful if the class leader or Loud Mouth heard it, Xiao Qin also indirectly expressed that Winnie was her best friend.
Winnie was touched, but she still didn't approve of Xiao Qin's large scale aphrodisiac experiment.
"How about this." I thought I came up with a good idea, "I'll drink the aphrodisiac tomorrow after Xiao Qin makes it. If it's effective on me, doesn't that mean Winnie has no choice? "
Actually, I don't think Xiao Qin's concoction would be effective. Chemical reactions are complicated, it's not like 1 + 1 equals 2, you also have to consider the sequence.
After I drink the aphrodisiac, I'll have some fantasies and pretend to be in heat. Then I'll go to the washroom and masturbate. Wouldn't that make Winnie and Xiao Qin back together? Masturbating in such a meaningful way is unprecedented!
Even if Xiao Qin's concoction was effective, I could still go to the washroom and masturbate. It's not like I have to sleep with a 'heroine' like in wuxia movies.
"That, that's fine too!" Xiao Qin said, "But you can't leave my side for a whole day after you drink it! You have to take me even if you're in heat … "
"Achoo!" Winnie finally sneezed after soaking under the waterfall for at least half an hour.
I told her to go back to the hostel with me so the class leader wouldn't be worried since she had to do a headcount every hour. Winnie wiped her nose with her finger and dipped it in the water. Then, she got up and left with us.
Xiao Qin didn't take the initiative to talk to Winnie on the way back. She was only willing to stop the cold war after the aphrodisiac's effects were verified.
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