Eunuch Cao did not return to the hotel that night. He was afraid of being beaten up by Loud Mouth or me, so he found a small house at the foot of the mountain and asked Grandpa Zhang to stay the night. Grandpa Zhang, who loved money as much as his life, readily agreed when he heard Eunuch Cao was willing to pay.
Of course, I only found out about this the next day.
That night, I only received a text from Eunuch Cao saying "Master, I'm here to greet you". I knew he was not beaten to death by Loud Mouth. Then I arranged for Obama to sleep on Eunuch Cao's bed.
Speaking of which, the hotel attached to the special education school did not have good conditions. There was no air conditioning on a hot day, and only a small electric fan on the table could slightly cool off the heat.
I turned the fan to the maximum, then used a towel to cover my belly button. I laid on the single bed and could not fall asleep for a while.
They say "dogs keep watch at night", but Obama would fall asleep as soon as he touched the bed, and he would even make loud snores and grinding teeth noises.
Did he eat too much? I heard Ai Mi say that Obama would make all kinds of noises like an uncle when he eats too much. He's usually pretty quiet, otherwise Ai Mi would not allow the dog to sleep under the foot of her bed.
Due to Obama's various influences, I still could not fall asleep even though it was almost two in the morning.
This won't do! If I don't sleep well at night, how am I going to help the class with the second hike tomorrow? As the safety committee member, how am I going to react in time if a student is in danger?
More importantly, what if that 500,000 USD Blue Flash Butterfly landed on Xiao Qin's straw hat again, and I couldn't catch it because I didn't get enough sleep?
Letting it fly once was already enough to make me vomit blood, if it came again, I would probably die on the spot.
As I was thinking, I suddenly heard someone knocking on my door.
"Ye Lin classmate, can I come in?"
It was Xiao Qin's energetic voice.
"No!" I cautiously refused, "Why are you not sleeping in the same room as Winnie in the middle of the night?"
"But Winnie is grinding her teeth really hard, it's so noisy I can't sleep …"
Damn, Winnie, your canines are already so sharp, yet you still want to grind them. Are you planning on evolving into a wild animal?
Also, Ai Mi and Winnie have slept in the same bed before, but I never heard Ai Mi complain about Winnie grinding her teeth? Was Winnie the same as Obama? Did she eat too much?
Then they should have thrown Obama into Winnie's room and let us sleep in the same room.
As soon as this thought appeared in his mind, he immediately rejected it.
If I let Xiao Qin sleep in the same room as me, I won't be able to sleep peacefully. She was stimulated by Winnie pushing me, what if she comes up and pushes me!
Even if nothing happened between us, my room is right across from the class leader's. What will the class leader think when she sees me walking out with Xiao Qin tomorrow morning? That wasn't something that could be explained by "good brother-sister relationship"!
"You go home," I said. "If you can't, make two earplugs out of toilet paper."
"But, I'm here to give you a gift …"
Xiao Qin said, feeling wronged.
"What gift? Are you alone? If you want to give a gift, can't you wait until the sky is bright? "
"Hmph, it's fine if you don't want it." Xiao Qin rarely put on airs in front of me, "I like this Swiss army knife, so I'll pass it on to my descendants."
Huh? Swiss army knife? Is it the black 111mm Swiss Army knife that Brother Melancholy gave me?
That Swiss army knife contained a light, corkscrew, bottle opener, can opener, screwdriver, pliers, hacksaw, wire stripper, scissors, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass, and toothpicks … Since it was a transformer, Xiao Qin tricked her into stealing it like brother Optimus Prime.
Why did she suddenly want to give it back? What was Xiao Qin planning?
I originally thought the Swiss army knife would be with brother Optimus Prime and I would only be able to find it after my dad and Auntie Ren got married and Xiao Qin and I became a family. So it was actually released early?
It was like I drank an entire can of coffee, I was so excited I couldn't sleep. I quickly put on a pair of shorts and opened the door for Xiao Qin.
"Ah! Ye Lin classmate isn't wearing any clothes. "Xiao Qin covered her eyes and screamed, but she still peeked at my muscles through the gaps of her fingers.
I was afraid she would wake up the class leader and Gong CaiCai, so I quickly pulled her into the room. My actions would be quite suspicious if someone saw me.
In the middle of the night, he was half-naked and couldn't wait to drag a female classmate into his room alone. Grandpa Zhang would not believe that nothing bad had happened.
Also, there was a dog in the room, but it couldn't testify.
Oh right, the situation in the room was: dog, man, and woman.
In short, I don't want to make too much noise and wake up the class leader who has sharp hearing. Also, I need to finish this quickly (please don't get the wrong idea). I need to quickly retrieve the Swiss army knife and send her back to her room.
Xiao Qin, who was wearing a white dress, walked in with small steps. She was holding a cloth bag in her right hand and her posture was quite heavy, so much so that she made noises as she walked.
"Hey, hey, hey."
Stop pretending. Although you've been a hermit for three years and your muscles and endurance have weakened, you wouldn't have to use so much effort even if the bag was filled with lead. Could it be that it wasn't lead, but denser antimatter?
After Xiao Qin came in, she placed the heavy cloth bag on the ground, but Obama didn't react at all.
I think even if this husky was caught by the dog restaurant and cooked in a pot, it would only notice when the pot was about to boil.
"Ah! I cooked it! "
It was definitely that kind of development.
Of course, once Ai Mi finds out who cooked and ate her dog, she will definitely take revenge. She might even use an ancient torture tool, 'Cannon Scorpion' to torture them.
After Ai Mi heard a bit about 'Investiture of the Gods', she felt Daji was very creative. It's a pity she was taken care of by that old fart.
I thought Xiao Qin would bring up some conditions before returning the knife, but she took out a long black object from the cloth bag and offered it to me with both hands.
"Ye Lin classmate, this was originally yours, please take it …"
Her gaze seemed sincere and it didn't seem like she did anything.
The black handle was inlaid with a cross in the shape of a shield. Under the faint moonlight shining through the curtains, it glowed with a metallic luster. It was definitely not something a sanitary napkin could imitate.
Last time, Xiao Qin used a sanitary napkin box to replace the robot toy box and made me carry it all the way on the subway, it was really hard on me!
Quick as lightning, I snatched the Swiss Army knife in my hand and examined it over and over.
It was the real deal, it wasn't swapped, and there were no missing parts. The small flashlight at the top could still be used and the battery still had power.
I was ecstatic. Although brother Optimus Prime hasn't returned yet, the fact that the Swiss army knife has returned to my hands is equivalent to 30% of the joy of brother Optimus Prime's return. Also, this is a good sign. It means Xiao Qin found her conscience and began to return the things she stole from me.
"Um, Ye Lin classmate …" Xiao Qin, who became disappointed after I snatched the Swiss army knife from her hands, bent down and took out something from her cloth bag.
It was a 1500ml bottle of mineral water, which is three times the amount of a normal bottle. It was filled with a strange purple liquid.
"What is this?" I asked.
"It's an aphrodisiac."
Xiao Qin replied nervously.
Damn it! You can't wait until tomorrow morning, so you ran to Cuisong Mountain in the middle of the night, picked a lot of purple berries, squeezed them into juice, and put it in a bottle of mineral water?
So much, if it's really effective, I'll die from ejaculation if I drink it! Xiao Qin, you'll also be treated like hell!
"Only berries are useless." I said with a bit of a guilty conscience, "Even if you don't add the barbecued meat and vegetables, you should add beer. Beer might be the most important ingredient …"
"There's beer in here." Xiao Qin bit her lips and said, "Xu LiJun bought it for me."
"Huh? You're talking to boys now? "I asked in surprise. Xiao Qin didn't reply and lowered her head.
The excitement of taking back the Swiss army knife lowered my logical reasoning ability.
Even if Xiao Qin needed beer, she could pass a slip of paper to Eunuch Cao. If she couldn't find Eunuch Cao, it wouldn't be a problem for her to buy it herself.
She still didn't dare to talk to boys her age, so she couldn't ask Xu LiJun to buy beer for her.
I found out later that Xu LiJun was threatened by Zhuang Ni, which was why he took the risk of being caught by the class leader to buy beer. He gave it to Zhuang Ni and Zhuang Ni gave it to Xiao Qin.
The liquid in the bottle was all beer!
The purple color that I thought came from the purple berries was actually the food coloring Zhuang Ni put in!
Xiao Qin only listened to Zhuang Ni's idea to get me drunk!
I'll become a good person when I'm drunk and Xiao Qin can do whatever she wants to me!
I was still worried the class leader would hear us, but I didn't know Zhuang Ni did something to the disposable cups in the class leader's room. Now the class leader and Gong CaiCai are sleeping soundly under the effects of sleeping pills!
Zhuang Ni was planning on launching a night attack on the class leader! She also encouraged Xiao Qin to launch a night attack on me! She wanted to 'cook the rice' on both sides at the same time!
Half an hour ago, Xiao Qin was ordered to sneak into the class leader's room through the window. She confirmed the class leader and Gong CaiCai were asleep and they didn't wake up even when she sang off-key nursery rhymes.
Xiao Qin felt like only sleeping pills weren't safe. If the class leader woke up when Zhuang Ni launched a night attack on her, then wouldn't Zhuang Ni be pushed away?
Thus Xiao Qin took out the climbing rope from the class leader's backpack and tied the sleeping class leader to the bed.
In order to completely prevent any future troubles, she even stuffed a handkerchief in the class leader's mouth.
The class leader frowned in her sleep, but she didn't wake up under the effects of the sleeping pills.
"Haha, now we can finally have a happy ending!"
I still didn't know they already did it. I was still hesitating if I should test the 'aphrodisiac' in front of Xiao Qin.
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