I put the Swiss army knife in my pocket and stared blankly at the bottle of 'aphrodisiac'. I was worried that I would become a good person because of the beer, but I was also worried that if the aphrodisiac did work, I would turn into a demon and do something crazy.
"Can't we try it tomorrow?" I asked Xiao Qin.
"That's fine." Xiao Qin said, "But I have to sleep in this room for one night."
"Why?"
"Because." Xiao Qin turned around and hid her expression in the darkness, "I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of Winnie grinding her teeth before I'm sure it was because of the aphrodisiac."
Is it because you still can't get over Winnie? On one hand, you feel like she's a rare friend, but on the other hand, you're tormented by your friend's betrayal, so you can't fall asleep no matter what?
"But if it really works …" I was still hesitating.
"If that's the case, then I'll take responsibility as your girlfriend and help relieve your pain." Xiao Qin clenched her fists with a strong sense of righteousness.
I couldn't help but furrow my brows, "What if it doesn't work?"
"If it doesn't work, then I'll cut ties with Winnie."
"That's too arbitrary." I said in a hurry because I cared about Winnie and Xiao Qin's friendship, "Maybe it's incomplete? Maybe it's only effective on females? Maybe … "
"Then I'll try a few more times. Why don't we do what I said last time and mix it with lemon juice or soup? There's bound to be someone in the class who has the right attributes and it'll work? "
"…"
"If there's no one, then I'll cut ties with Winnie."
Hey, if you mix the aphrodisiac into everyone's food, then it won't be a problem of you and Winnie breaking ties. If it works, then the entire class will cut ties with each other on the top of the mountain. It was extremely tragic! The Japanese AV industry will send a congratulatory message and ask if we can sell the rights to them so they can film a series.
After thinking about it, I felt like the best choice right now was to drink some medicine and pretend to be burning with lust. That way, Xiao Qin and Winnie wouldn't have to break off their friendship, and they wouldn't have to provide new material for the Japanese AV industry.
After I pretended to be burning with lust, I jumped out the window and didn't give Xiao Qin a chance to relieve my pain. Then, I ran ten laps around Cuisong Mountain and told Xiao Qin that I used physical exercise to remove the aphrodisiac from my body through sweat.
In fact, Winnie only got rid of the effects of the aphrodisiac when she pressed me under her body, so it might actually work.
If I ran ten laps around Emerald Pine Mountain, I would be sleepy the next day because I didn't have enough rest. Even if a Blue Flash Butterfly flew in front of me, I might not be able to react.
However, it was still better than Xiao Qin breaking up with Winnie. She would lose her first friend who treated her as an equal, and lose the ability to interact normally with others.
It's a very important step to save Xiao Qin from the poison of shoujo manga, or even H manga. I can't let her close her heart to Winnie. If I want Xiao Qin to "normalize", a close female friend of the same age, a "bestie", is necessary.
Thus, with such a resolution, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle and drank a large mouthful of the potion.
Xiao Qin excitedly made a "success" gesture, but I didn't pay much attention at the time.
I felt something was wrong as soon as it entered my mouth.
Winnie had once said that the purple berries tasted horrible! Even if Xiao Qin ground it up and made it into juice, it wouldn't taste good, right?
Why is it that the potion I drank didn't taste as bad as I thought it would? Why, apart from the purple color, was it no different from pure beer?
My lips left the mouth of the bottle and I stared suspiciously at the remaining three quarters of the liquid.
"Are you sure you put purple berries in?"
"Yes, I did!" Xiao Qin cried, "When I went to collect berries, I met a lot of baby snakes, they even greeted me!"
Damn it! If it was Gong CaiCai who met snakes in the toilet at night, she would pee her pants! You're treating them like kittens and puppies?
I thought it would be too fake to pretend to be burning with desire, so I raised my head and drank another quarter.
Then I felt a bit dizzy.
I can't handle alcohol to begin with, so this time I drank it quickly and urgently. It was even when I couldn't sleep and my stamina was low.
"Hehehe …"
I couldn't help but laugh.
Not good! This is the "good guy mode"! Some people cry when they're drunk, some people throw a tantrum when they're drunk, but when I'm drunk, I can't stop laughing! I'll laugh when someone tells me a Martian joke, I'll laugh when someone says their grandmother passed away. Then, although I can't say that I'll grant all requests, I'll basically agree to any friendly request!
Xiao Qin once used my good guy mode to let me hug her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
Although I was completely drunk and can't remember any of the details …
At this moment, I already realized that Xiao Qin tricked me into drinking almost all beer before I lost my ability to think.
I put the half-empty bottle of potion next to the buzzing electric fan, and my body staggered.
Obama happily turned over in his sleep as if he was dreaming of steak.
Xiao Qin saw I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, put her hands behind her back and leaned forward to ask me:
"Ye Lin classmate, can we get married?"
"Don't, don't joke around!" I waved my hands, "14 isn't the legal age for marriage!"
The alcohol hadn't completely gotten to me yet, so I still had a certain level of rationality.
"Then …" Xiao Qin put her finger on her lips and thought for a bit, "If we can't get married, can we consummate first?"
"Hehe, that's true …" I replied with a shameless smile as I was getting more and more drunk.
"Can we consummate today?" Xiao Qin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
"No, I can't!" My rationality and good guy mode were fighting, "I can't betray Auntie Ren!"
"As long as we cook the rice, my mom can't do anything to us!" Xiao Qin emphasized.
"I, I can't betray my dad either!" I blurted out since I was still thinking about my dad and Auntie Ren's marriage.
"Huh? What does that have to do with Uncle Ye! " Xiao Qin pouted, "Does Ye Lin classmate really believe that my mom would crush Uncle Ye's' balls' for revenge? She won't! As long as Ye Lin classmate doesn't bully me in front of my mom, she will become in-laws with Uncle Ye in the future! "
No, we're already close enough that we're about to have a common descendant. Even if Auntie Ren crushed my dad's balls right now, it's already too late!
Also, when you said 'as long as Ye Lin classmate doesn't bully me in front of my mom', isn't that the opposite?
Back then, when you were the Little Tyrant, you wouldn't bully me if Auntie Ren was the only one present! Auntie Ren was like Guanyin to me back then!
I couldn't stand steadily and sat down on my single bed.
Xiao Qin, who had her plot succeed, came over and sat next to me. She even swung her legs back and forth.
"Will Ye Lin classmate take responsibility after we consummate our marriage?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
It wasn't so much a question as a statement of fact.
"Ye Lin classmate has a robot that isn't worth much. Its arm was squeezed off on the bus, but Ye Lin classmate never abandoned it and always kept it with brother Optimus Prime …"
No shit! How could I abandon my brave warrior! He was injured when he was trying to save Optimus Prime during the third battle of Septron! (For more details, please refer to my self-directed Seven Steps. Since the main actors were kidnapped, it will probably be completed in 2020) Xiao Qin continued to say: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate won't abandon it, right? The same goes for broken robots, sick puppies … "
"I … also want to belong to Ye Lin classmate …"
She said to me gently with a kind of determination to dedicate herself, as well as a beautiful vision for the future.
She weakly leaned her upper body towards me. Her short hair, smooth and cold in the scorching heat, rubbed against my shoulder.
Xiao Qin understood me well. I have a deadly sense of responsibility. Since the one-armed robot broke because I was holding it on the bus, I had 'responsibility' for it. That's why I didn't throw it away, and I even gave it more scenes in Seven Steps.
Since I was the owner of the puppy, I also had an unshirkable responsibility towards it. Regardless of whether it was damaged because I didn't take good care of it, I still couldn't abandon it.
I suddenly realized: Xiao Qin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, making me bully her, and even offering herself to me today. She was deliberately waiting for me to 'damage' her.
"As long as Ye Lin classmate breaks it, I won't have to worry about being abandoned."
That must be what Xiao Qin was thinking, right?
I was in good guy mode and would usually laugh non-stop, but I suddenly felt a sadness that I had never felt before.
You're my sworn sister! By categorizing you as a 'sister', I can already ignore all the bullying and torture you've given me over the years and treat you normally!
Not only that, I will also take on the responsibility of a brother and protect you from any harm!
How could someone like me bear to "damage" you?
Whether it's as a sister or something else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad and sweet expression, as if you have to pay a huge price to stay by my side!
You don't have to pay anything! If you call me brother, I'll take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, brother Optimus Prime has to return it. If you perform well, I'll allow you to participate in the filming of Seven Steps!
"Ye Lin classmate, please break me."
Just like I was worried, Xiao Qin made a dangerous request to me who was in good guy mode.
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