"I, I won't break you …" I said to Xiao Qin while resisting my drunkenness.
"Help me ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin used her two small white hands to hold onto my relatively rough hands and said coyly, "Just break me a bit ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate is the best ~ ~ ~"
It's because I'm a good person that I won't break you!
Xiao Qin rolled her eyes, grabbed the neckline of her dress with one hand, and fanned the neckline with the other hand, pretending to be unbearably hot.
If you do this next to a guy, as long as it's not a dinosaur, the guy won't be able to control his eyes and peek at the little white rabbits in the girl's collar.
I'm no exception, sometimes the power of hormones is unimaginable.
But what's so good about Xiao Qin's chest? Shouldn't I be disdainful of Xiao Qin's flat chest since I've touched Gong CaiCai and then Xiong YaoYue's breasts?
Could it be that I'm a "flat breasts fan" who likes those faintly discernible and immature buds?
Stop joking! Ai Mi's chest doesn't stand out because of her age, but I've never peeked at her like I'm peeking at Xiao Qin!
It's because it's immoral to be interested in your sister's body! My real sister is like that, my sworn sister … should also be like that!
But why am I peeking at my sworn sister's chest! And it's such an unremarkable chest! It must be because I'm drunk! It must be!
Xiao Qin pretended she didn't notice me peeking and continued to fan herself.
"It's so hot! It's so hot! How can I cool down? "
My face was red and my heart was racing as if I was going to get a heatstroke.
"How about — —" Xiao Qin purposely dragged out her words, "How about kind Ye Lin classmate help me take off my dress first!"
Information about 'good guy mode' that can be made public at the current stage:
① Good guy mode will appear after I'm drunk and will automatically end after I sober up.
② At this time, I will always have a smile on my face and become extremely kind (although my face is still scary).
I will do my best to satisfy any request which is made to me in a soft and gentle voice, and which is not too excessive.
With the experience of tricking me into hugging her to sleep last time, Xiao Qin clearly saw through my behavior when I was drunk, so she changed her words to lure me into 'cooking rice'.
"It's so hot … I'm going to die if you don't help me …" Xiao Qin looked at me pitifully while pretending to faint.
But how could the logic of a "good person" be completely predicted by someone like her, who used shoujo manga as a life textbook and regarded "romance" as her only goal in life?
I was kind enough to fix the fan on the table so she wouldn't feel too hot.
Xiao Qin instantly showed a disappointed expression, but she did not give up. She lay down on the bed, her small body did not take up too much space.
Xiao Qin's chest heaved up and down as she begged me: "I, I'm still hot! Not only was it hot, but it was also thirsty! If you don't help me, I'm going to die! "
"Then …" I scratched my head, "I'll raise the fan and blow on you, then I'll feed you water, is that okay?"
Xiao Qin saw there was a bottle of tomato juice I had left behind, so she said coquettishly:
"I'm too hot to get up! You have to feed me fruit juice mouth-to-mouth! Otherwise, I'm going to die of thirst! "
I thought about it for a bit, since we already had a French kiss, feeding fruit juice mouth-to-mouth was not a hard thing to accept.
Also, I'm especially helpful when I'm drunk. Xiao Qin said she was going to die of thirst, so I couldn't just leave her to die.
Thus, I turned around to get the fruit juice, but I didn't see Xiao Qin's evil smile the moment I turned around.
I quickly drank a large mouthful of fruit juice, then I held it in my mouth and leaned over to feed it to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin opened her cherry lips, closed her eyes, and trembled her eyelashes. She was immersed in happiness from head to toe.
Our lips were pressed together. I enjoyed the soft and smooth touch of the other party while slowly pouring the fruit juice into her mouth.
Xiao Qin also sucked with all her might, greedily, as if she would accept it even if I gave her poison.
If other people saw this, they would definitely think it was a terrible scene, but I felt like I was doing a good deed since I was drunk.
Saving a life is better than building a seven-floor pagoda!
What I didn't know was that at the same time, the class leader had already been tied up in the opposite room for a full ten minutes. She might have even had nightmares of being tied up.
Compared to Xiao Qin who pretended to have heat exhaustion, the class leader was the one who needed to be saved more.
But when I was halfway through pouring the juice into Xiao Qin's mouth, she widened her eyes in horror.
Huh? Does she not like the taste of tomatoes? You can't be picky! Peng TouSi said tomatoes contain substances that increase cell activity, and it's much higher than other fruits!
Of course, there are also people who think tomatoes aren't fruits, but vegetables. Ai Mi thinks so.
According to her, when tomatoes were exported to America, the US Customs believed tomatoes could be eaten directly, so they were classified as fruits, so they had to pay tariffs. But the exporters believed tomatoes had to enter the kitchen and be prepared before being served, so they were classified as vegetables and should be exempted from tariffs.
Both sides did not give in to each other, so in the end, it could only be resolved through the law. The court then ruled that tomatoes were classified as vegetables, based on … maybe the judge himself did not like to eat raw tomatoes.
"It's not sweet at all, how are you trying to pass it off as a fruit!"
For Ai Mi, who believed in sweets, this was the most important reason for her to banish tomatoes from the ranks of fruits.
At this moment, Xiao Qin had a frightened expression, but it was not as simple as hating tomatoes.
My dull sense of taste just realized that what I poured into Xiao Qin's mouth was not the Farmer's Orchard tomato juice, but the purple beer that I also placed on the table!
The purplish color made it look like "juice"!
Sigh, if I'm wrong, then I'm wrong! At the time, I thought the purple color came from the purple berries. I thought: I didn't feel like I was in heat even after drinking half a bottle, so the recipe is probably wrong. Even if I gave Xiao Qin a mouthful, she wouldn't become like Winnie last night, right?
But when Xiao Qin realized she was being forced to drink beer, she became extremely frightened. She used all her strength to push me away as if she was trying to resist my forceful kiss.
Their lips made a "pop" sound, and when they separated, there was a hint of obscenity.
Xiao Qin's movements were a step too late. The beer in my mouth was completely poured into her throat, and she couldn't even spit it out.
Xiao Qin sat up on the bed after choking herself. She coughed a few times, then her eyes flashed with a mixture of despair and fear.
Huh? It can't be, right? You don't even care about getting pregnant, but you're afraid of drinking a bit of beer?
Or do you act strangely after drinking? Like I'll become a good person after drinking?
What's there to be afraid of! You're already 'abnormal' normally! Even if you do drunken punches when you're drunk, do you think you can surprise me more?
"Wild …"
Xiao Qin's head was getting lower and lower, and her eyes were gradually hidden behind her long bangs, giving off a feeling of being unable to see through.
"What?"
"I hate wild things!!!!"
Xiao Qin's mood changed so much in an instant that I couldn't understand it. She emphasized the word 'wild' at the beginning, but the words she said in one breath were not the same as the words she said in one breath.
As if she suddenly activated Super Saiyan mode, Xiao Qin jumped up from the bed at three times the speed of light, jumped onto the table, and almost kicked over the two bottles I placed on top of it.
Then, she roughly tore the curtains, opened the window, and jumped out without looking back.
Her movements were smooth and firm. If I didn't see the triangular panties with fine lace underneath Xiao Qin's skirt, I would have suspected that she was a cute boy.
Huh? I leaned on the windowsill and looked outside. After Xiao Qin jumped out of the window, she ran into the darkness like a gust of wind. She was in such a hurry that she didn't want to be in the same room with me for even a second.
I was still in a good person state, and I scratched the back of my head in puzzlement.
At this time, I heard an abnormal noise outside the door.
I thought it was Xiao Qin running back (it's possible with Super Saiyan speed), so I opened the door to check.
Unexpectedly, it wasn't Xiao Qin, but Zhuang Ni, who was sneakily wearing a darker colored skirt in the dark hallway like a ghost. She had already opened the class leader's door halfway through.
When she saw me staring at her, she revealed a puzzled and annoyed expression. She must be blaming Xiao Qin for not being able to handle me when I was drunk.
She didn't say a word to me and rushed into the class leader's room. She held the door bolt tightly and wanted to immediately lock the door after entering.
Even if my IQ dropped after I was drunk, I still knew she didn't live in this room. She definitely wanted to harm the class leader by breaking into her room in the middle of the night.
Also, the class leader would always lock the doors and windows before going to bed (one of the main symptoms of OCD). Under normal circumstances, how could Zhuang Ni easily open the door from the outside?
At this time, I still didn't know that Xiao Qin had already used a thin wire to pry open the window lock, then she came in and left the door open for Zhuang Ni.
The moment Zhuang Ni opened the door, I realized there were a lot of things on the class leader's bed that shouldn't be there.
It was too dark, so I couldn't see clearly that it was the climbing rope Xiao Qin used to tie up the class leader. I only felt something was wrong.
Seeing that Zhuang Ni was about to close the door and lock it, I made a prompt decision and squeezed in through the crack of the door.
Zhuang Ni, who wanted to stop me from entering, used her shoulder to block the door. She was like a mantis trying to stop a chariot, so I immediately pushed her away.
"Careful!"
In my good person state, I reached out to pull Zhuang Ni, but she hated men. She didn't care that she was falling backwards and fiercely slapped my hand away.
In the end, she reaped what she sowed. The back of her head hit the edge of Gong CaiCai's bed and she fainted.
I was worried that she would die, so I went up to check on her. I found that her breathing and pulse were normal, she just lost consciousness.
By the way, if she wakes up and finds out that I felt her pulse, will she chop off my hand?
Out of consideration, I didn't immediately move Zhuang Ni. I looked up and saw Gong CaiCai's sleeping posture on the bed.
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