"Go to the infirmary and apologize." I said to Xiao Qin, "In the end, you were the one who caused Gong CaiCai to faint in PE class."
"Okay, I'll go right now." Xiao Qin readily agreed, "It's been a few days since I learned a new position from sister Ying Ran! It's a good time to learn! "
I grabbed the back of Xiao Qin's collar and pulled her back when she was about to run away.
Learn a new position? How could a female school doctor learn any good positions? The terrible conversation was almost on the verge of replaying in my mind.
Since I gave the order, Xiao Qin's promise to apologize to Gong CaiCai should not be fake. The problem is what she and Chen YingRan will say in front of Gong CaiCai.
Scene 1:
Xiao Qin took the initiative to greet Chen YingRan: "Sis Ying Ran! Teach me more positions that can make Ye Lin classmate happy! "
Chen YingRan: "Sure, your body is very flexible. Have you tried lifting your feet to your shoulders?"
Xiao Qin: "Like this?"
Chen YingRan: "Yes! You're really something! Keep it up, I'll act as the male, you learn when to bend your waist … "
Gong CaiCai who was forced to watch: ⊙ ﹏ ⊙ b @ ¥# # ¥% # ¥¥#!!
Scene 2:
Chen YingRan took the initiative to greet Xiao Qin: "Isn't this Xiao Qin? It's been so long, you still haven't raped your boyfriend? "
Gong CaiCai: ⊙ ﹏ ⊙ b
Xiao Qin: "Sis Ying Ran, you're really good at joking. Ye Lin classmate doesn't like girls to take the initiative ~?"
Chen YingRan: "Give him drugs! When the time comes, he'll take the initiative to push you! "
Xiao Qin: "That drug will harm the body … what? What doesn't harm the body? Where, where can I buy it? "
Gong CaiCai: ⊙ ﹏ ⊙ b … … (+ ﹏ +) ~ … … X _ X
In short, it was a topic that would destroy Gong CaiCai's worldview. Even if Xiao Qin and I could stop Xiao Qin from talking nonsense, we wouldn't be able to do anything to Chen YingRan. It might even have the opposite effect.
Considering the above situation, I didn't make Xiao Qin go to the infirmary to apologize. I only told her to not bully others in the future.
"Okay, I'll listen to whatever Ye Lin classmate says! After all, he's my boyfriend ~ friend ~? "
Because she and I were buying lunch at the food street behind the school, there was no one we knew, so she dared to say it out loud.
Xiao Qin purposely wore a floral dress today. It was thin and looked very translucent under the midday sun. You could even see the outline of her thighs under the dress.
"Do you like this dress?" Xiao Qin asked with a giggle, "I spent the entire night picking it out yesterday!"
Did she spend the whole night picking a dress that couldn't even cover her flesh? There are a lot of men with bad intentions looking at you from afar! And don't pull on my arm! I can't pay the egg burger seller!
Since Xiao Qin had been pestering me to eat with her since yesterday, she said it was' necessary etiquette between lovers'. I had no choice but to run to the food street behind the school and buy some food from the roadside stalls.
It was better than eating together in the school cafeteria. That would attract too much attention.
After eating two small egg burgers, Xiao Qin said that she was already full.
"Wait a minute. I remember once when the class leader bought you a box of seafood fried rice, you ate it all and said you weren't full, why did your appetite decrease again? "
"Um … I eat a lot when it's delicious …" Xiao Qin embarrassedly fiddled with her bangs, "Also, if I eat that much in front of my boyfriend, I'll be treated like a pig, (* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …"
Will you die if you don't act cute? Do you think you have any image in front of me? There's no point in pretending to be a virtuous lady in front of a childhood friend who knows everything about you! Just admit that you're a glutton! Ren Xiao Qin, who can eat and is gluttonous, if you're not a pig, then who is a pig!
I didn't say anything and bought her three fried crab cakes from the teppanyaki stall. She happily took one and ate it, but refused to eat the other two no matter what.
"What are you embarrassed about! You can actually eat them all. "I said," Don't you eat seafood like Zhu Bajie? "
"Who, who's Zhu Bajie!" Xiao Qin blushed and hooked her toes on the ground, "I have to lose weight, I have to lose weight! What if I get fat after eating so much? "
Thus, I cleaned up the two extra fried crab cakes. Along the way, I asked Xiao Qin many times if she wanted to eat them. Although she looked at the golden fried crab cakes and swallowed her saliva, she managed to hold it in.
How stupid! I won't like you even if you maintain your figure! Wouldn't it be better to be a normal childhood friend and eat to our hearts' content? Why do you have to be a boyfriend and girlfriend! Although I don't really like seafood, when I eat the fried crab cakes, I'll make it look like it's delicious so you'll die of cravings!
"Kacha", I suddenly heard the sound of a camera shutter not far behind me.
I vigilantly turned around and saw Eunuch Cao standing about 10 meters behind us with beads of sweat dripping down his face.
"What, what's going on? I clearly set the camera to silent! "
Eunuch Cao held his phone and quickly operated something. I'm guessing he wanted to delete the photos.
I strode forward and snatched the phone from his hand.
As expected, the phone's LCD screen displayed a photo of a woman's butt. To be more precise, it was the outline of Xiao Qin's butt under her thin skirt.
"Rebellious disciple, you've got some guts?" I quickly deleted the photo and reformatted his memory card. Then I looked at him with a sneer.
"Master, spare me! This disciple knows his wrongs! "Eunuch Cao completely ignored the gazes of the surrounding people and directly knelt down in front of me on the street. He hugged one of my thick legs and begged while sobbing:
"This disciple was confused for a moment. I saw master's wife's graceful and pleasant figure, so I wanted to take a photo as a memento … No, it's to offer incense and pray for blessings. Master, please forgive me!"
Only a ghost would believe you! Are you going to put a photo of Xiao Qin's butt together with Guan Yu and Guan Yu? What kind of blasphemy is that! If Lord Meihu knew, he would definitely use his Green Dragon Crescent Moon Blade to chop you!
Also, wasn't your phone confiscated by the class leader? How did you get it back?
Eunuch Cao explained that he begged the class leader and said that there were precious family photos on the memory card. If it was handed over to the head teacher, it would be a disaster and the precious memories would be gone. The class leader saw how pitiful he was, so she let him take it back.
But before returning the phone to him, Loud Mouth borrowed it to play with for a break in class.
"I get it! It must've been changed at that time! " Eunuch Cao was filled with righteous indignation, "It took me a lot of effort to set the shutter to silent mode, how could Loud Mouth be so bad! It actually initialized the sound of the shutter! I … "
I clicked my tongue and Eunuch Cao immediately lowered his body and stopped talking. He only raised his eyes to look at the changes in my expression.
To be honest, you can't be serious with someone like Eunuch Cao, he's like a gum. Also, I formatted his memory card, so it's already a heavy punishment for him. Either way, the AV movies in the hidden catalog will definitely be gone.
I suddenly thought that this was a good opportunity to train Xiao Qin. Because of her phobia towards males of the same age, she hasn't spoken in front of Eunuch Cao for a long time.
"Xiao Qin." I waved my hand in front of her eyes and brought her back to the real world.
"This guy just secretly took pictures of you, what do you think we should do with him? I'll only listen to you if you want to kill him! "
Eunuch Cao was so scared that he kowtowed repeatedly, "Master's wife, spare me! I won't dare to do it again! I wish master and master's wife a hundred years of happiness, a long life together, and many children and grandchildren ~ ~ ~ ~ "
Xiao Qin originally had a reserved posture, she lowered her head and hid her eyes behind her bangs, subconsciously making a protective posture. But when she saw Eunuch Cao's comical appearance on the ground and the fact that he called her 'master's wife', she finally burst out laughing.
She didn't say anything, she only waved at me, indicating that there was no need to pursue Eunuch Cao's responsibility. After making eye contact with Eunuch Cao twice, she seemed to have used up a lot of energy, so she turned around and handed the matter over to me.
"Hmph, count yourself lucky!" I threw the phone to Eunuch Cao. He caught it in a flurry and almost dropped it.
There's a way! If I gradually let Xiao Qin get used to interacting with males of the same age and cure her androphobia, then she wouldn't have to pester me anymore. At that time, a wonderful world would be placed in front of you, you can choose whatever you want, why do you have to hang on to me?
I saw a ray of light and waved my hand to let Eunuch Cao leave.
After Eunuch Cao left, Xiao Qin returned to her normal expression after 5 minutes.
"Phew ~ ~ so scary!" Xiao Qin said with lingering fear, "Why are all the boys other than Ye Lin classmate so ugly!"
What kind of aesthetic standards do you have! Just because Eunuch Cao is ugly doesn't mean other boys are ugly too! For example, Shen ShaoYi from 28 Middle is recognized as a handsome guy by all the girls in the school! I was hoping to push you to someone else after curing your androphobia! In the end, not only is your brain broken, but your eyes are also not working? Do you think I'm handsome in your eyes when I have the face of a murderer!?
"Also, they're so ugly, yet they dare to be as lecherous as Ye Lin classmate! I, I'll never wear such a thin skirt again! "
Eh? Did you finally realize that you often expose yourself? It's not just the thickness of the skirt, but also the length of the skirt. You have to pay special attention when you walk down the stairs, and when you stand up and sit down! You still have a lot of things to learn from girls!
"But, even though that person was ugly, I liked what he said."
You already said Eunuch Cao was ugly three times in a few minutes. Even though he is ugly, is there a need to emphasize it so many times?
"He called Ye Lin classmate master, so of course I'm his master's wife! Also, he wished us to live happily ever after! Hmm ~ Even though he's ugly, he's definitely a good person! "
Is it that easy to determine that Eunuch Cao is a good person? What kind of weird standards are you using to be a good person? As long as you agree to be with me, he's a good person no matter how bad his conduct is?
"Even though I can't directly talk to such a good person, if someone does something excessive to him, I'll help out a bit!"
Xiao Qin clenched her two small fists and vowed solemnly.
Help out a bit? What do you mean by a bit? Is it like when you bullied me a bit when you were the Little Tyrant?
Eunuch Cao picked up a great protective talisman for free! From now on, he doesn't have to be afraid of being robbed by hoodlums in front of the school gate! Not only do I have to protect you, but even Xiao Qin has to stick up for you?
You're a wretched, morally corrupt, and mentally rotten guy. Just because you said 'master' and 'master's wife' a few times, you got such a heaven-defying cheat? Why are you so lucky!? Do you think you're the male lead of a YY novel!?
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