During dinner, my dad asked me about Xiao Qin again.
Ever since he was slapped by Auntie Ren, half of his face was swollen like a pig's head. Now he can only eat porridge for every meal. A few days ago he was happily eating Auntie Ren's braised sea cucumber and bamboo chicken, retribution sure came quickly.
I repeatedly stressed that nothing happened between me and Xiao Qin, but my dad didn't believe me.
He pointed at the school uniform that was hanging on the balcony.
"It's such a small size, it's definitely not yours, right?"
"It shrunk a bit after washing it." I lied with my eyes wide open.
"Don't try to fool me! Do you think I haven't woken up from my drunken stupor? "My dad said angrily," Who doesn't know there's a difference in your school's uniforms! The stripes on the sleeves of the uniform were red! It's clearly a girl's uniform! Why would she take it off at our house! "
"It's not like I took it off." I picked up a stir-fried onion and took a bite, then I continued to argue with my dad.
"It's not like she took it off herself!"
My dad stared at me with his pig head that can't be serious no matter how you look at it, and tried to make the topic between father and son serious.
"No matter what, after it dries, return the clothes to her. It's not like she doesn't have a school uniform to wear, right?"
I nodded twice, "It's actually summer right now, so I don't wear the spring and autumn uniform often."
"Also, that pair of sneakers is also hers, right? Return it to me as well! "
"Okay, okay, I'll return it all. Dad, focus on eating your porridge, otherwise you won't be full …"
"Umm … Xiao Lin, you also have to return some girls' underwear …"
Underwear? Where did the underwear come from! Did Xiao Qin not wear her underwear or take it with her?
"After you went to school that day, I found a pair of underwear and a bra in the washroom … Since it looked wet, I wasn't sure if it was washed, so I put it in the washing machine and washed it again …"
It's definitely Xiao Qin's! Dad, why do you have nothing better to do than wash it? It's completely unnecessary!
"Eh? Was I wrong? "My dad frowned while holding his bowl," Shouldn't I wash it? Would it be of any use to you if it wasn't washed? You should have said it earlier next time! "
What can I do? Also, dad, you are so considerate. Next time, will you save the original underwear for me? I told you not to read so many H mangas! If you go on like this, your studies … Ah, no, you would have graduated long ago. I mean your job … Ah, your job is selling H manga … Anyway, if you go on like this, how are you going to live a colorful and exciting life!
"En … I heard that many girls nowadays have mysophobia. They won't want things that have been touched by uncles like me. So, I used chopsticks to pick up two pieces of underwear and put them into the washing machine. How is it? Am I careful?"
Hmph, I wouldn't mind even if you directly took it with your hands. It's just a triangular piece of cloth, why did you have to make it so rare?
"However, I forgot to put the pair of chopsticks that I used to pick up underwear. Maybe the pair in your hand is …"
Damn, I almost spat out my rice! I was wondering why these chopsticks smelled like rainwater! Dad, how dare you say you're considerate? It's not strange to use girls' underwear to masturbate. I have already evolved to the point where I can eat with girls' underwear!
My dad also felt embarrassed being stared at by me.
"Anyway, it's all washed and dried. Find a time to return it to them … Oh right, don't tell them I washed it so they won't get annoyed. Just tell them you washed it."
I barely finished my dinner after changing a pair of chopsticks, but I still felt that there was a strange taste in my mouth.
I decided to go for a run at night. Recently, I only ran one lap around DongShan Lake every morning. I never felt satisfied.
Recently, the weather has been changing. It's hot during the day and windy at night. I think it's best if I wear long pants.
Then my dad told me that he had nothing to do at home, so he washed several pairs of my pants.
Dad, you're taking revenge, right? You were hit by Auntie Ren because of me. Do you think I'm a scammer, so you want to do something to your son to retaliate?
"Why aren't you wearing the Qing Zi Academy uniform?" My dad reminded me.
"I saw you wear it once last time, I thought it looked pretty cool."
That's true, I haven't worn that coffee-colored suit in a long time.
Compared to 28 Middle's spring and autumn uniform, this set of clothes was made of fine materials and was well-tailored. Although Xing Xing doesn't have any charm points when wearing it, but if someone with muscles like me wore it, it would look quite heroic.
Also, the top of this uniform is relatively short. The advantage of this design is: I feel like my legs became longer after wearing it, this is an amazing special attribute!
So before I left, I looked at the mirror in the bathroom door for the first time.
It really is the case with the clothes and the saddle the horse makes the saddle. I feel like I'm less threatening now that I'm dressed like this. If my gaze was a bit gentler, maybe people would believe me even if I told them I'm a good person.
After I confirmed that my dad wouldn't be going out tonight, I didn't bring anything and went out for a run empty-handed.
After running 200 meters aimlessly, I thought that since I was wearing Qing Zi Academy's uniform, I might as well sneak into Qing Zi Academy and see how Ai Mi was doing. I also have something to say to Peng TouSi who caused me so much trouble.
I arrived outside the VIP building in Qing Zi Academy and saw Peng TouSi watering the plants with a watering can. He looked very relaxed.
Eh? You're a retired hitman, a current bodyguard, and now a gardener! You almost got me killed, do you know that? You still have the mood to water the plants? Are you worthy of my soul who was already killed by Auntie Ren in a parallel universe?
Peng TouSi pointed to the green flowerbed and said: "These sunflowers will only bloom in July or August, don't forget to come and take a look!"
Of all the things you could plant, you had to plant sunflowers! Even the radius of your chrysanthemum can't satisfy you, do you really have to plant an enhanced version of sunflowers! I really want a group of zombies to come and eat all the plants Peng TouSi is taking care of with a smile!
"If you're looking for Miss Ai Mi, it's not convenient for her to see anyone right now. The beautician is currently giving her a full body massage." Peng TouSi said as he looked at the watch on his wrist, "In another half an hour …"
"No, I don't really have anything to do with her. It's just that it's convenient for her, so I'll leave." I said embarrassedly, "Don't tell Ai Mi I came!"
I was about to leave when I saw 004 and 005 coming out of the VIP building. They were talking about something while walking, obviously in English.
"What?" I laughed, "Are they discussing how to defend against Xiao Qin's balls exploding attack? That's a Chinese martial art with a long history … "
Peng TouSi shook his head, "It's true they're afraid of being kicked in the crotch, but they're discussing the listening device …"
The Black Death God lowered his voice.
"Actually, Miss Ai Mi 'er's rain boots have microbugs in them, and there are also microbugs in other places. 004 and 005 used the microbugs to monitor the situation in the house, but for some reason, the signal was disrupted …"
"Interference? Your listening device is cheap? "As soon as the words left my mouth, I felt that my thoughts were ridiculous.
"I'm not an expert in electronics, but in that case, it seems that there's a bug in your house with a similar frequency. That's why it's interfering with us. Are you being monitored too?"
Huh? Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!!!? Why is there another bug in my house! My dad and I are not special people. Why would we need to set up a high-grade bug to monitor us? Could it be the husband of the woman who almost filmed the "Chinese Plain People Series" with my dad? That's not right! Her husband's efficiency was too high! If it was really that efficient, they might as well not install a bug and just go and catch the adulterers!
If it wasn't to eavesdrop on my dad, was it to eavesdrop on me? What do I have to listen in on? No one should have a motive to eavesdrop on me, right?
No! If I think about it carefully, there is only one person who would have such a motive.
Isn't it Xiao Qin! She probably wants to sleep every day while listening to my voice!
If it was Xiao Qin who installed the bug, when and where did she install it?
— — Do you even need to ask? She only came to my house once, and that was when she delivered the sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken in a large rice cooker!
That rice cooker is still in my kitchen and I haven't returned it to her yet!
Could it be that the bug was installed in the rice cooker? Delivering food to me is actually harboring evil intentions? Are you trying to pry into my daily privacy?
Ai Mi slept at my house without any warning, it was purely a coincidence. But Xiao Qin said she had telepathy and actually climbed outside the building to peep into the house during the pouring rain. It was as if she knew Ai Mi was at my house in advance.
If I put all the clues together, Xiao Qin must have placed a bug in my house!
What did Detective Conan and Kaneda Ichi say? Right, there is only one truth, I swear on my grandfather's name: The bug is in that ridiculously large rice cooker! Also, I heard that long distance bugs use a lot of batteries. She used the rice cooker as a carrier, so she definitely planned on using the rice cooker as an excuse to change the batteries!
Xiao Qin, you're too much! You even want to eavesdrop on my daily privacy, you're already doing anything in order to pursue me!
What should I do? Expose Xiao Qin's scheme? Make her swear on her knees to never do it again?
No, it probably won't be very effective. I should beat her at her own game and purposely say something to the bug that will make her sad. For example, tell my dad "Xiao Qin is only a spare tire, I'll get rid of her after playing around". Wouldn't that greatly decrease her favorability towards me?
After I made up my mind, my body was filled with power and I even felt like I was the master of the universe.
At this time, I heard a dog bark and Obama came out from the plants. He intimately rubbed against my feet and shamelessly asked for food.
Although this Husky is dumb and stupid, it has a docile personality. Even if it isn't chained, it won't hurt people. I haven't played with a dog in a long time, so I felt a bit itchy.
So I asked Peng TouSi if I could take Obama out for a walk.
Peng TouSi thought about it carefully, nodded and gave me a thick chain to tie the dog up.
"This dog knows the way, Miss Ai Mi relied on it to find her way home many times, so even if you get separated from it, it might come back on its own — — just don't let it bite a child. It doesn't like to be touched. As far as I know, other than Miss Ai Mi, it's only when you touch it that it doesn't get angry."
I tied the dog collar around Obama's neck. It was very obedient and seemed to know someone was taking it out to play, so it wagged its tail excitedly.
"I'll return Obama in an hour at most!"
I waved goodbye to Peng TouSi and led the dog out of Qing Zi Academy's gate. Because they saw I came out of the VIP building, the security of Qing Zi Academy dressed as the Flying Tigers didn't dare to do anything. However, many students wearing the same school uniform looked at me from afar and didn't know who I was.
Obama and I, a man and a dog, had six legs, and we ran for a while on the road with less exhaust.
The dog's stamina is really good, it probably won't get tired even if I'm tired. So I slowly changed to a walk, and Obama followed behind with a blank expression.
I inadvertently walked to a small plaza covered with colored bricks. There were a lot of fitness equipment on both sides of the plaza, all of which were old people's favorite. There were also people playing with their grandchildren.
This plaza wasn't far from the Love Pet Hospital. I've come here a few times with Xiao Ding. Because the people here are mainly women and children, we named this plaza "Women and Children Plaza".
Tonight, under the bright street lights, I wasn't the only one walking dogs.
White Samoyed, brown sausage, yellow Pomeranian, gray Pekingese, each and every one of them was incomparably happy. They were led by their owners and wandered around the plaza. The sounds of barking and laughter were endless.
But none of the dogs were willing to get close to the person under the street lights. They tacitly maintained a distance of more than 10 meters from that person. With the street lights as the center, it became a forbidden zone for dogs within a 10 meter radius. It was as if that person was a dog terminator. Once they stepped within the radius, they would be cruelly killed with a shotgun.
The class leader, who was wearing the 28 Middle uniform, stood with her back against the streetlight. As an outsider, she could only watch from afar and didn't even dare to take a step closer in the middle of the joyous and harmonious pet gala.
She had an expression as if she was abandoned by the world. Every strand of her hair that moved with the wind told of the loneliness and coldness of the air raid. She didn't even notice me when I arrived at the plaza.
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