Unlike other families, my relationship with my dad was not one where the father was in charge of the son, but the other way around.
That's why I didn't answer my dad's question, but asked back:
"Didn't you say you went on a blind date with Director Cao? What happened to them? Why did you come back like this? "
My dad grinned, "Don't mention that bastard Director Cao! He asked me to shoot an AV for the 'Chinese Plain People' series! That so-called blind date was found by him through WeChat! He's planning on secretly filming it and selling it to a Japanese company he worked with before! "
"I never thought you'd have such strong willpower!" I said sarcastically, "I thought you'd submit to a woman after being lonely for so many years!"
"Bastard, you underestimate your father's foresight too much! I've seen a lot of AV's, how could my taste be so low! " My dad said angrily, "Also, the woman Director Cao found has a husband who's only been married for half a year! I don't want to ruin someone else's marriage! "
Don't joke around, a woman who could be pulled into an AV film by Director Cao's empty words, no matter how you think about it, wouldn't have a happy marriage! In the end, it's because you have to face Aoi and Nishino Shou every day, so your threshold is too high, that's why you don't like women! What if Director Cao finds a beautiful one someday? Dad, your Chinese Plain Man series will be launched in Japan, right? Do you want to throw your face into the Pacific Ocean!
"Ouch ~ ouch ~ it hurts!"
While talking, my dad's right cheek swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye and he couldn't even speak fluently.
"Um … why am I getting hit?"
My dad asked me pitifully while sitting on the sofa.
I was both angry and amused, but at the same time I felt lucky. If Auntie Ren didn't slap my dad in the face, but instead crushed his balls like she did before, then the 'Chinese plain person series' would have been dead in the womb.
Since it was getting late, I took out a bag of ice from the fridge and let my dad compress it, then I left home with my backpack. I'll worry about Xiao Qin at night.
Even though I lacked sleep and was in a daze, I still insisted on running to DongShan Lake and practiced boxing with gramps for a while.
Gramps saw that my posture was unstable and my punches were weak, so he angrily stopped me.
"Stop practicing! You're so young, yet you look like you're lacking in both Qi and Blood. What's wrong with you? You must have masturbated too much last night! "
Eh? Old Master, don't be so direct! Although we are both men, you are an elder. Even if I am wronged, I will still feel a little embarrassed!
"Hmph, young people nowadays have hemorrhoids and kidney disease at such a young age. They sit in front of the computer every day for four or five hours. Is it really that interesting to play with that thing?"
Eh? Old Master, you're really keeping up with the times. You already know that people now masturbate in front of the computer! But four or five hours is too much. Where did you get that number from?!
"Hmph, four or five hours is considered long? My grandson was in the university dormitory, playing with his comrades for the whole night! "
"…"
"After they finished playing, they even exchanged their experiences with each other and prepared to continue playing at the internet cafe the next day!"
"…"
"That day, when he finally came to see me with his father, he actually hid in the bushes at the entrance of the house. When I got close, he suddenly jumped out to scare me, shouting something about Demacia! I directly kicked him into the dog sh * t! "
"…"
"I only found out after asking for a long time that it was the favorite computer game of young people. It's called 'League of Legends' or something. I heard that even elementary school students play it. When they have nothing to do, they play it all night — — you also played that yesterday!"
Although LOL (League of Legends) is very popular in China, I have only played Dota with Xiao Ding from the Love Pet Hospital in the internet cafe. I am still a 'noob' in his words, so I never had any plans to cross over to play LOL. In addition, Xiao Ding is a hardcore Dota fan. He looks down on LOL, a latecomer. If you say that LOL is more fun than data, he will cut all ties with you.
After I swore that I would never play LOL again, gramps still had a face full of displeasure. He told me to come back tomorrow when I am more energetic. If I am still this dispirited tomorrow, he will kick me into the lake.
Since gramps can kick his own grandson into the dog shit, I believe he will also fulfill his promise of kicking me into DongShan Lake.
I don't know how to swim, so I have to rest well tonight. I won't open the door even if the neighborhood committee comes to send me warmth, or if CCTV comes to interview me.
Xiao Qin didn't come to class in the morning. I don't know where Auntie Ren took her.
I looked at her empty seat on my right and didn't know what to feel. Was I worried for her? Or was I afraid she would say something that would cause Auntie Ren to misunderstand?
Fortunately, I got a good night's sleep during my homeroom teacher's English class and recovered a bit of energy.
The bell for the end of class rang. I raised my head from my numb arm and looked at the front of the podium. Gongzheng Cao was discussing a stupid topic with a few guys who were unpopular with the girls: How should we educate our children after we have children.
A boy with a pale face said: "I will definitely raise my son to be a great person! Also, he has to have an elegant temperament and know how to play the piano! "
I thought to myself, does playing the piano mean you have an elegant temperament? Not only can Ai Mi play the piano, but she can also play the violin. I think she loves being a naughty child more than anyone else.
Another fat boy who once bit a lighter out of boredom in class and accidentally blew himself up said: "I think it's good to have a boy and a girl! I want to use a stick to educate my son! As for my daughter, I'll raise her like a little princess! "
Gongzheng Cao had a twisted expression of excitement on his face and sneered: "Stupid! My daughter should be the one who gets a stick education! Jie Jie Jie Jie — — "
Loud Mouth happened to pass by them and commented with incomparable disdain: "Stop daydreaming! Let's talk about it after finding a girlfriend! "
After using the bathroom, I wandered in the hallway with the windows wide open. I smelled the moist air after the rain. Suddenly, I saw the study commissary Gong CaiCai walking towards me with her head lowered.
It just rained today, so the weather was cold. She could wear her school uniform again and didn't have to wear a dress that made her worried, so she seemed a bit happy.
I walked in the hallway with my hands in my pockets. My gloomy face clearly showed that I was in a bad mood. Even the seniors in the third year tried to take a detour. Thus, the path in front of me became empty, and it almost became my personal passageway.
Gong CaiCai never dared to go to places with a lot of people. When she saw that this passageway was empty, she didn't think too much and walked forward. By the time she realized it was me, we were already about to bump into each other.
"I-I-I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to block the way! "Gong CaiCai's face was pale and she clumsily dodged to the left side of the hallway.
I've said before that I don't like bullying people, especially crybabies like Gong CaiCai. Only the weak bully the weak.
So before Gong CaiCai dodged me, I had already made up my mind to give way and stepped towards the left side of the hallway.
We both went left. From an outsider's point of view, it looked like I was blocking Gong CaiCai's path on purpose.
I smacked my lips and decisively went to the right. I didn't expect Gong CaiCai to be so scared that she also went to the right side.
Are you looking at me in the mirror? Why are you copying my actions! There's a limit to being a natural idiot! Just stand where you are and don't move, and we'll both pass!
The last time, I quickly turned to the left. As a result, Gong CaiCai felt like she blocked me twice. She was about to be killed after school. She was about to cry and desperately tried to avoid me.
Needless to say, she chose the same left as me.
So the two of us finally collided.
Gong CaiCai, who was very short but had a lot of breasts, her breasts collided with my abs. I suddenly felt like I collided with two volleyball.
She was really strong. When she bumped into me, I was forced to take half a step back.
However, she was even more miserable. She staggered back more than five steps and then sat on the ground with a thud.
She wiped her tears as soon as she sat on the ground.
"Don't, don't kill me! I don't want to die ~ ~ ~ ~!! "
Who said I was going to kill you! I was going to go over and help you up! Since you're so scared of me, if I really went over, you might even faint. What did I do to give you the impression that I'm a homicidal demon!
There wasn't a single teacher in the hallway. All the boys and girls looked at each other, no one dared to go over and help Gong CaiCai up. It was like I was purposely bullying her. Whoever dared to help her up would be treated as a provocation and suffer a miserable fate.
"Stand up by yourself!" I said to the crying Gong CaiCai, "Can you be a bit more normal! We're a society ruled by law, no one wants your life! "
"Don't take my life ~ ~ Wuwu ~ ~ ~ I don't want to die ~ ~ ~ ~!!" Gong CaiCai didn't even hear what I said and cried even louder than before.
Eunuch Cao popped his head out from behind me and enjoyed Gong CaiCai's crying with great interest. At the same time, he gave me a thumbs up.
"Leader, you're too awesome! How did you know your disciple likes to listen to girls' screams? I, I'll hurry and record this sound! "
He looked around and saw that there were no teachers, then he took out the phone he stole from school from his pocket.
Before he could press the record button, he was hit hard on the head, and his phone was snatched away.
"Who! Who did it! I have someone in the student council! You dare … "
When he saw that the person who snatched the phone was the class leader, he didn't dare to speak anymore.
The class leader put the confiscated phone in her pocket and walked to the front to help Gong CaiCai up. At the same time, she turned around and glared at me.
She meant "look at what you've done"!
Is it my fault again? Class leader, aren't you being too biased towards girls? This time Gong CaiCai and I accidentally bumped into each other. Even if it's treated as a traffic accident, both sides should have half of the responsibility! Why do I have to take full responsibility when Gong CaiCai cries! If you keep being so biased, the next time I bump into a girl, I won't do anything, I'll sit on the ground and cry first! Let's see how you deal with it then!
The class leader comforted Gong CaiCai like a mother comforting a child. I could vaguely hear words like "he's a cowardly bandit who doesn't have the guts to kill people", "I'll walk with you after school".
Who's a cowardly bandit! I don't object to the class leader wanting to be a good person, but why do I have to be the bad guy every time! It's a good thing Xiao Qin wasn't by my side. If Xiao Qin was by my side, I would show you what a 'cowardly bandit' is! I'm going to molest you in front of Xiao Qin. I'm going to touch your and Gong CaiCai's buttocks, then I'm going to run away laughing!
In the afternoon, Xiao Qin finally came to class with her backpack. I looked down from the back window of the classroom and saw Auntie Ren's bumblebee drive away from the school gate.
Is the misunderstanding finally resolved since she's willing to send her daughter to school to be with me?
Xiao Qin's face was red and she told me that her mom took her to the hospital today.
"My … my mom and her female classmate, the gynecologist, did a lot of tests on me …"
"They ignored my resistance and tied me to the gynecologist chair … they saw everything!"
"So … so embarrassing!!"
Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands and wanted to find a hole to hide in.
"But … it's still a bit rewarding …" Xiao Qin calmed down a bit and said to me with a smile: "Mom told me to tell you: she won't take your and Uncle Ye's lives for now …"
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