"Xiao Qin, you're going too far!" I complained on behalf of 004 and 005, "You're breaking the four basic principles of peaceful coexistence by hitting the eggs of foreign friends so frequently."
"But, but …" Xiao Qin quickly explained, "What if they hurt you classmate?"
I don't think it's possible for Ai Mi's bodyguards to hurt me, but if Xiao Qin actually fought with Peng TouSi, it would be disastrous.
Peng TouSi's physique is unrivalled in the world. I'm like a preschooler compared to him, let alone Xiao Qin who's even smaller. There's an ancient saying in the martial arts world: "One man can defeat ten men". No matter how good Xiao Qin's skills are, it's impossible for her to defeat an opponent with such a disparity in size.
The only way to win is if the opponent is careless, like 004 and 005. But who is Peng TouSi? He's a guy who has a winning streak in Russia and is nicknamed the 'Black Death God'! He's already tasted carnage, there's no way he's going to fail because of Xiao Qin's tricks!
Although he's always been gentle, who knows what Peng TouSi is thinking! I heard from Ai Mi that Peng TouSi also went crazy when we were learning Chinese characters. What if she angered him again and he tore her in half with both hands?
While I was thinking about all sorts of bad scenarios, Peng TouSi pulled me over. My head bumped into his sturdy chest and I immediately saw stars.
He laughed and turned my body around to face Xiao Qin. Then he used his rough and hard right hand to strangle my throat and made a threatening gesture.
"If you come any closer, I'll strangle your classmate to death!"
At the same time, he whispered in my ear: "Lin, cooperate."
Peng TouSi, that's enough! I thought you've experienced the vicissitudes of life and death and you've become a rare expert — — I never thought you'd do something as despicable as taking a hostage!
Xiao Qin immediately panicked when she saw me being restrained.
"Don't, don't hurt Ye Lin classmate!"
Peng TouSi sneered: "That depends on your performance."
Damn, Peng TouSi, you're really good at acting as a bad guy! Worthy of your figure and the scar on your face.
"Don't act rashly." Peng TouSi tightened his grip on my neck. Although I knew Peng TouSi had no intention of harming me, I couldn't help but reveal a nervous expression.
"With a neck as small as Lin's, I only need to exert a little bit of force and he'll die with a 'kacha' sound. Don't say I didn't warn you at that time."
Who had a thin neck! Peng TouSi, in your eyes, there's nothing thick in this world, right? Besides, the socialist successors will not see God even if they die! We are meeting Marx, Lenin, and Mao Zedong! When I see Chairman Mao, I will definitely cry to him and tell him that I died under the hands of the evil US invaders just like the volunteers who fought against the US and aided Korea!
After lowering her head and thinking for a while, Xiao Qin realized that she didn't have the ability to save me from Peng TouSi's hands, the expression on her face immediately became desperate.
"Please, please don't hurt Ye Lin classmate. I was wrong, I apologize."
As she spoke, she bowed her head to Peng TouSi.
Peng TouSi smiled, revealing his white teeth. "Hey, if apologies are useful, why do we still need the police?"
"Then, then what do I have to do for you to let go of Ye Lin classmate?"
"Hmph, do squats in front of me!"
"Huh?"
"It's the type of aerobic exercise that trains the muscles in your legs. Put your hands behind your back, do a deep squat, then quickly stand up — — do it now!"
Xiao Qin had no choice but to do the squats according to Peng TouSi's instructions.
She spread her legs shoulder width apart and put her hands behind her back. Xiao Qin was hesitant when she did the first ten squats. Her speed was also very slow as if she was still thinking of a way to save me.
Peng TouSi impatiently urged: "Hurry up and do it! Aren't you the child of a martial arts family! If you continue to be this slow, I'll strangle your sweetheart to death! "
I roughly understood Peng TouSi's intentions. He probably wants to exhaust Xiao Qin's stamina. Since he doesn't want to fight with Xiao Qin, and he also wants to save 004 and 005 who are groaning on the ground, he's using this method to exhaust Xiao Qin's stamina. This should be the most peaceful solution, right?
Because I didn't resist at all under Peng TouSi's coercion, and I even feigned a fearful expression from time to time, Xiao Qin could only listen to Peng TouSi and obediently did the squats.
"Don't do it silently, count it yourself!" Peng TouSi ordered.
Xiao Qin felt wronged and started counting herself.
"One, two, three, four …"
"Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty …"
The girl's short hair rose and fell as she moved. Her t-shirt that didn't really fit her swayed back and forth on her body. From time to time, the delicate skin around her waist would be exposed. You could even see a slight bulge of her chest from the round collar of the t-shirt.
But it seemed like I was the only one enjoying the beautiful scenery, Peng TouSi was completely uninterested.
"Forty-two, forty-three, forty-four …"
Xiao Qin's movements gradually slowed down again. Drops of sweat seeped out from her temples, her breathing became rapid, and her cheeks were bright red.
Did she run out of stamina already? I thought the Little Tyrant was a perpetual motion machine with endless stamina!
But if you think about it carefully, it's not that strange: Ever since Xiao Qin started staying at home three years ago, she never took the initiative to exercise. Today, she first climbed a building outside, and even used the inhumane Egg Shattering Strike on 004 and 005. Her current appearance of being out of breath is definitely not an act, she's probably exhausted.
Seeing that Xiao Qin was out of breath, Peng TouSi nodded in satisfaction. He suddenly pushed me in Xiao Qin's direction.
"Catch!"
Xiao Qin and I were both caught off guard, and Peng TouSi used a lot of force, causing the two of us to collide and fall onto the floor together. I happened to be on top of Xiao Qin.
Because she exercised for a long time, Xiao Qin's face was already red and her heart was racing, but now her face was even redder.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, why are you in such a hurry? There's someone else in the room … "
She shyly drew small circles on the floor with her finger.
"Lin, hold her down properly! I have to take 004 and 005 to the doctor! "
Peng TouSi walked next to the two unlucky fellows, one in each hand, and held them under his armpits like dead pigs. Although 004 and 005's physique isn't as good as Peng TouSi's, they at least have the standard of a beach lifeguard. Peng TouSi didn't even pant as he held the two of them. He even bent down and bit on the door handle with his mouth and opened the security door.
Holy sh * t! Why does Peng TouSi's actions seem like the popular Japanese 'doorknob girl'? The way you're biting the doorknob makes me think of the worst!
After the security door was opened by Peng TouSi, he turned around and told me: "Hold her down tightly! Let her out after we're far away, 004 and 005 will thank you. "
I vaguely agreed. I didn't know why I didn't let go of Xiao Qin.
To be honest, it was quite comfortable to be pressed against a warm and soft girl.
Both of us were wearing thin clothes, so we could easily feel each other's wonderful elasticity and gradually rising temperature.
Xiao Qin's body was burning like it was on fire and she was trembling slightly.
"Happiness came too suddenly … I wasn't mentally prepared …" Xiao Qin's eyes were blurred, her lips were slightly parted, and the fragrance she exhaled hit my face, making my mouth a bit dry.
"But it's fine … you can do whatever you want …" Xiao Qin wrapped her arms around my neck and giggled, "It was worth it to sneak out last night …"
Sneak out? Does she mean sneaking out after Auntie Ren went to sleep?
I suddenly thought of a serious problem: Although Auntie Ren respects Xiao Qin's privacy and won't casually enter her room, shouldn't she be eating breakfast at this time? If Auntie Ren calls Xiao Qin to wake up and no one answers, then wouldn't she quickly find out that her daughter is missing?
If Auntie Ren, who loves her daughter as much as her life, finds out that her daughter is missing, she will definitely search everywhere! Where would she look first? Based on her understanding of her daughter, the first thing she would do is to look for my house!
Thinking about this, I shivered. Xiao Qin, who was underneath me, thought that I was just as excited as her, so she hugged me even tighter.
Peng TouSi opened the security door, but before he left, I heard footsteps that were getting louder and louder — — it was clearly someone running up, who would be in such a hurry?
"Hand over my daughter!" The owner of the footsteps yelled and charged in aggressively. Peng TouSi was forced back a step by her imposing manner.
She was wearing a black outfit, her hair was tied into a single ponytail, her eyebrows were vertical, her almond eyes were wide open, and her face was covered with a thousand layers of killing intent … who else could it be if not Auntie Ren?
Even though Xiao Qin was wearing my clothes, Auntie Ren was still able to recognize her daughter who was pressed under me.
Her daughter's face was red, beads of sweat hung from her temples, and her breathing was rapid as if she went through a strenuous exercise.
Auntie Ren clenched her teeth, her eyes were about to spit fire, and she came over to kick me.
"You brat, how dare you …"
Peng TouSi held the two dead pigs under his arms and blocked Auntie Ren.
"Madam Ren, it's not Lin's fault, I told him to do it."
Auntie Ren was like an evil dragon that had its reverse scale poked, "What did you say!? You had a part in this!? "
She kicked Peng TouSi's chest as fast as lightning with anger. Peng TouSi revealed a painful expression, took three steps back, and half knelt on the floor.
But he still did not let go of 004 and 005.
After repelling Peng TouSi with one kick, Auntie Ren turned her bone-chilling gaze towards me.
I wanted to get up and explain, but Xiao Qin desperately hugged me and did not let go. Not only did she wrap her arms around my neck, but she also used her legs to clamp the back of my waist. Auntie Ren's expression became even more unsightly.
I used all of my strength to get up from the ground with Xiao Qin on top of me, and struggled to hold onto the wall. Xiao Qin was still hugging me tightly like a koala bear on my body.
"Mom, don't hit him!" Xiao Qin turned around and looked at Auntie Ren, "I did it willingly!"
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