With deep worry, I let Ai Mi into my room, she also changed the bedding into a new one.
She was very unhappy and was very picky about my room. She didn't say that the space was small or the decorations were rustic. She even wanted me to tear down the poster of Stallone from "First Blood" and said that she would have nightmares if she saw the bitter uncle's face.
I put on the same bitter expression as Stallone and told her that there was no room for negotiation. A man's room should have a man's poster.
I also cleaned up the mess of adult products on the floor of the big room. Fortunately, Ai Mi didn't take apart a lot, so the rest can still be sold.
I have never slept on the double bed in the big room because I always feel that the bed exudes a strange atmosphere. It is the living proof of my dad's broken marriage, it accuses my mom of betrayal, and it constantly reminds me of the fickleness of women.
Today, I have no choice but to reluctantly sleep here for the night. I hope I can sleep until dawn and don't have any nightmares.
Ai Mi, this little bastard, after she finished showering, she actually walked around the living room naked and called me over to help her put on some clothes.
"You have your own hands and feet! Put it on yourself! "
I shouted at her through the door.
Seeing that I wasn't willing to come out no matter what, she muttered and changed into a red and white nightgown. Her shoulders and feet were bare, exposing a large area of her skin. God knows which lolicon designer designed this nightgown, but it could definitely be worn on the runway for beauty pageants.
The clothes that Ai Mi took off were thrown on the ground in a mess. The pearl white dress was the same, the pink and white striped knee socks were also the same, even the bra and underwear were no exception. She had no intention of hiding them in front of me.
These "original" clothes, especially the underwear, a lolicon like Director Cao would definitely buy them for a high price, right? The panty thief who is still active today might also be interested, plus the American stalker … with so many perverts eyeing your clothes, would it be fine if you took them off on the floor of my house!?
Ai Mi stood next to the socket of the TV, picked up my family's half new hairdryer, and roughly dried her wet hair.
She yawned as she blew, it's easy to get sleepy at her age.
It might be my imagination, but after Ai Mi finished showering, she seemed a bit more mature than before.
Where did the change come from? Did she grow taller? Impossible, did she wear a different kind of lip gloss? I don't think so … oh! So it's because her hairstyle changed! In order to wash her hair, she loosened her ponytails. Now her blonde hair hung down naturally, making her look one or two years older. From the side or behind, it wasn't strange to be mistaken as Xiao Qin's classmate.
But once you saw her face, the pair of big blue eyes that took up almost half of her face, the mischievous little nose, and the thin light pink lips that would immediately laugh when there was something funny, you would understand that she was still the little loli that hadn't grown up. She just temporarily changed her childish hairstyle to hide herself among the adults.
The hair rope that was originally used to tie the ponytails had two red sugar ball-like ornaments. Now that Ai Mi was wearing it on her wrists, it looked pretty cute.
Not long after she entered my room, I heard the sound of a box being laboured at within.
Can't you behave for a bit! Are you rummaging through the boxes under my bed? One of the boxes contained 20 photos of Xiao Qin! It took me a lot of effort to seal them with tape! Don't open the seal and let them out to harm the world!
I rushed in and saw Ai Mi squatting on the floor, in front of her was an old cardboard box that she dragged out from under her bed.
I looked over her shoulder. Fortunately, it wasn't Xiao Qin's photos or H manga, it was filled with fighting props like batons and brass knuckles. They were all given to me by the previous boss of 28 Middle when I graduated.
"Manservant, why are you using such primitive tools!"
Ai Mi was dismissive of the previous boss' collection.
"If you have any difficult enemies, I can ask Peng TouSi to get you a pistol!"
Don't say such disharmonious words! You're an enemy of socialism! I don't even use these cold weapons, why would I need a gun? Do you want it to fight against the class leader's shotgun? Stop joking! I don't have any shooting training, I can't even pull off the safety of a gun. Also, a pistol and a shotgun are not even in the same shooting range, the class leader will still shoot me first!
"Stop rummaging around and go to sleep!" I said to her anxiously, "As you can see, there's nothing new under my bed."
I said as I kicked the cardboard box full of cold weapons back. Ai Mi didn't stop me, it was clear she wasn't interested in these things.
Ai Mi made a face at me with her dead fish eyes, then she sat on the bed and threw her slippers away.
"I can't sleep, tell me a bedtime story!"
"Sure, how about 'The US Imperialists are Paper Tigers'?"
"What's that? A book similar to Hitler's' Mein Kampf '? Hmph! If you don't want to tell me a story, then sing a lullaby! "
She laid on the bed and showed off her porcelain-like legs. It was as if she was afraid I wouldn't notice, so she would change her position every once in a while. Because it was raining outside, Ai Mi turned on the ventilation system of the air conditioner, so the room temperature wasn't too high. Her nightgown clearly didn't do much to keep her warm, but she disdained the towel beside her.
"I'm tone-deaf! Besides, didn't you release a record before? Can't you just use your phone to play your own songs? "
"I hate listening to my own songs the most! It's all written by the lyricist my mom found! What 'rainbow-colored soap bubbles', 'carefree childhood', and so on … Childhood my ass! I get scolded for not doing my job even when I blow soap bubbles. My childhood was a hell filled with all kinds of advanced education and temperament training! "
"Hmph, those idiotic fans are still cheering under the stage with glow sticks … One day, I'm going to yell at the audience during a live performance and let them know my true thoughts!"
Ai Mi spat out a mouthful of resentment and blew a lock of hair in front of her forehead.
"If you don't know how to sing, then show me a magic trick."
"I don't know how to do magic tricks."
Ai Mi waved her hand impatiently.
"Any trick is fine! You're just a manservant anyway, I don't have much hope for you. "
"I don't know how to do it!" I was already at my limit with Ai Mi's unreasonable tantrums.
"… You can also show me how to masturbate."
What!? What are you saying, you're just an underage girl! Even the class leader is a bit shy when she says it, but you say it like 'hello goodbye' without any ambiguity!
Ai Mi glanced at me arrogantly. "Hmph, what's there to be surprised about? At your age, shouldn't you be hiding in your room and masturbating? "
"I already knew that men are like male dogs, like my Obama. Every time it's in heat, it won't even let go of my slippers — — that's right, Peng TouSi's left leg is his permanent partner. Although you're just a manservant, you can barely be considered a man. Come, show me your heat! "
Who's a male dog! Who knows how to be in heat! Also, there's no value in watching something like heat! I heard that you debuted in the United States as a pure and innocent girl. If your fans heard you say such vulgar words, they would be so sad that they would burst into tears, right?
Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, Ai Mi said with disdain: "You're actually so shy, are you still a virgin?"
Don't act like you're so amazing! Aren't you also a virgin? When did this identity start to be looked down upon by others! In ancient China, virgin urine can even be used as medicine! I can buy medicine for Tongren Medicine Hall just by drinking some water, can you guys do it!
Seeing that I tacitly agreed, Ai Mi laughed happily on the bed.
"You're really useless as a manservant! Or is it because of the backward education in China, are you all like this? "
"Hey, hey, hey, you can attack me, but you can't attack my country!" I said with a serious face, "You received a great, glorious, and correct American education, then why are you still a virgin?"
"Who, who said I'm a virgin!" Ai Mi's face suddenly turned crimson, she stuttered and quibbled, "I, I already have a lot of experience!"
She pretended to be calm and counted on her fingers, "Once, twice … no, it's too many, I can't even count it. I was counting the number of people, I often do it with 3 people … no, 5 people! In my eyes, a virgin like you is basically a piece of trash with zero combat power! "
Keep bragging, your mom doesn't even let you drink coke, do you think I would believe that she would allow you to have sex?
Also, whoever has zero fighting power is trash! You're trying to seduce me, do you know that you're doing a very dangerous thing? Although I have no experience in this kind of thing, the experienced Peng TouSi told me: If I couldn't hold back and did it with you for the first time, you would bleed to death! Motherf * cker, was this a homicide or suicide?! If you die in this kind of thing, it might intensify the conflict between China and the US!
Didn't you American soldiers rape and kill 6 year old girls in Okinawa? If I didn't hold back tonight, you guys will know how the people of Okinawa feel tomorrow!
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