Shu Zhe didn't tell his sister about the shota juice squeezed out of him by the school doctor, it must be because it was too embarrassing.
The reason why he only told me a little was because he felt that since I said I would protect him at school, he should come to me if he was bullied.
But shameless people are invincible. I really don't know how to deal with a super female hooligan like Chen YingRan. The only thing I could do for Shu Zhe was to go to the infirmary and reason with Chen YingRan so that she wouldn't be so arrogant in the future.
Fortunately, I escaped quickly, or else I would have been squeezed out of my juice by that female hooligan.
The class leader heard from someone else that Shu Zhe was bullied by Li ErLeng and that I got into a fight.
She pursed her lips and thought for a long time. She didn't know if she should thank me or criticize me first.
In the end, her love for her younger brother prevailed. She came over to me during the break, bent her body slightly and said a word of thanks.
I didn't even have time to taste whether this gratitude was sour or sweet, the class leader immediately said:
"I heard that when you were fighting with Li CunZhuang, you claimed to be the boss of 28 Middle?"
Actually, it wasn't a title, it was a nickname. Over time, I got used to it.
"You also said that Shu Zhe was your younger brother. Then wouldn't that make you guys a group of hooligans?"
Group of hooligans? Class leader, your imagination is quite rich! I counted with my fingers. There were only three people in the group of hooligans led by me! Apart from me, there were only two good-for-nothings, Eunuch Cao and Shu Zhe! Those two can't even beat girls, wouldn't it be a complete shameful play if I brought them out to fight for territory with others!
Ah, at most, I could also add in the Five Tiger Punishment Squad. That way, I would have the Quanzhen Seven — — our group is quite strong! Once the Big Dipper Dipper Formation was set up by these seven people, all kinds of strange, filthy, vulgar, and weak people would laugh themselves to death without even having to fight! Do they really think I'm Wang Chongyang and can fight a hundred people alone!
Once I thought about it, I felt like the class leader was naggy and didn't know anything about the underworld, yet she had to act like an older sister to lecture me. It was as if I was standing on the edge of a cliff and if I wasn't careful, I would slip and fall into a bottomless abyss.
I subconsciously crossed my legs and ignored the class leader. I haven't used my hoodlum mode in a long time.
"Why are you so annoying? With a boor like Li ErLeng, you don't even need to use your fist to subdue him. Do you want to talk to him about the three rules and eight precautions? I call myself Shu Zhe's boss because I don't want anyone to cause trouble for him! With that kind of combat power of his, he wouldn't even pass as a logistician. Don't tell me that when I bring my brothers to fight, I'll let him cheer us on from the side? "
"Are you really going to bring my brother to fight?" The class leader's voice immediately became cold and her expression became even less cute.
If it wasn't for Loud Mouth, we might have gotten into an argument.
"Class leader, I realized that your brother really looks like you today!" Loud Mouth, who was holding a bag of rainbow candies, said to herself and asked if we wanted some candy.
The class leader didn't take the candy. "That's my brother, what's so strange about looking like me?" She still hadn't completely calmed down.
Hmph, I'll eat it if you don't want it! I casually stretched out my right hand and Loud Mouth generously poured a handful of colorful sugar granules to me, it was almost falling out.
I picked one up and threw it into my mouth. I chewed it hard and deliberately made loud chewing sounds. Then I looked at the class leader as if I was demonstrating.
"Don't be noisy, Ye Lin was just being nice!" Loud Mouth advised, "It's better than watching from the sidelines, right? I heard that when Shu Zhe was pinched until his eyes rolled back, there were several boys in our class who were watching from the sidelines! "
The class leader's expression was a bit uncomfortable, she might have also heard about it.
"They … they've never seen my brother before, so it's normal that they don't recognize him …"
Loud Mouth clicked her tongue, "Come on! Even if they haven't seen him before, they can guess it from his appearance! I heard from Eunuch Cao that those people were fantasizing about you! "
"What?" The class leader thought she misheard, "My brother was beaten, why would they fantasize about me?"
"Class leader, you're not enlightened, right?" Loud Mouth spoke like she was an otherworldly expert, "Do you think Eunuch Cao is the only filthy and vulgar person in our class? Actually, the other boys are pretty much the same! They just don't show it! Just like the panty thief who hasn't been caught yet … they can fantasize about anything a girl has! "
"Wait." The class leader made a gesture to stop her, "My brother is a boy, how can they fantasize about him?"
Loud Mouth said anxiously: "Class leader, you're so stupid! How about this! Show me an expression where you roll your eyes and stick out your tongue! "
"Why would I make that face?" The class leader didn't understand.
Loud Mouth maliciously looked at me, who was focused on eating candy, "Hmph, that's because some guys will get excited after seeing that expression …"
"You're lying, right?" The class leader blinked her black eyes, "Are you saying that when they see Xiao Zhe gasping for breath, they would fantasize about me being strangled?"
The class leader felt a chill and turned her head to look at the male students in the classroom, especially the 'loyal dogs' who help her maintain order.
The class bell rang, the class leader touched her neck with lingering fear and went to help the teacher prepare teaching materials.
I couldn't eat any more rainbow candies after eating a few. I only ate them to piss the class leader off.
So after class, I gave the rest of the rainbow candies to Xiao Qin and she was overjoyed when she received them.
Xiao Qin wrapped the rainbow candies in a tissue and hid them behind her book. She would eat one every once in a while and smile at me while eating. In the end, she was called up by the teacher to answer a question.
She immediately pretended to faint from anemia because she heard that there was a girl who fainted during the flag raising ceremony in class 2-3, so the teacher was scared and quickly told her to sit down.
After Xiao Qin sat down, she made a 'V' sign and stuck out her tongue as if she was proud of her victory.
Are candy really that delicious? I don't think so.
When I got home at night, I found out that my dad was already sober. He was packing the goods that were going to be sent out tomorrow.
I knew I forgot something when I saw the stainless steel rice cooker that Xiao Qin left on the table.
"Xiao Lin, where did the rice cooker on the table come from? Did you buy it? This container is pretty high class! " My dad raised his head from the goods, "I didn't have anything to eat when I got up at noon, so I ate the sea cucumber chicken inside, is that okay?"
It's sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken, not sea cucumber chicken, but it's okay, it will go bad if you don't eat it on a hot day.
I have to think of a way to explain where this pot of sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken came from.
"Actually … dad, I won this pot from a bet with a classmate in my class. I'll have to return it another day."
"Oh …" My dad didn't seem to find it strange, "Is it a female classmate?"
Eh? Dad, when did your sixth sense suddenly become so sharp! Normal girls probably can't even carry such a heavy rice cooker!
"Xiao Lin, don't mind me, I was just asking. When I was in a daze this morning, I think I heard a girl's voice in the room …"
"You must have heard wrong! You're dreaming! I already told you not to drink so much! "
"Oh … so it was a dream! Does that mean the classmate who lost the bet was a boy? "
"— — Of course!"
I said arrogantly, but at the same time, I don't know what to be proud of.
"Then, your classmate's mom's cooking skills aren't bad! At least it's better than your dad's cooking! "
Eh? Actually, Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren made it together! But since I said it was a male classmate, you must have thought his mom made it by herself. Actually, if Xiao Qin didn't help, the taste might have been even better!
The weather the next day wasn't too good. There was a strong wind during the day and it rained at night.
Even so, I still ran to DongShan Lake in the morning and practiced Yin Yang Sanshou with gramps — — I was thrown around and had all kinds of intimate contact with the willow tree.
"Don't think of your arm as an arm!" Gramps reprimanded, "Just think of it as a spinning top!"
I didn't understand how an arm and a spinning top were similar. I thought about this question for the whole day, but I didn't get a satisfactory answer.
At night, my dad left me some food, then he went out dressed in a suit. He happily told me: Director Cao wants to introduce him to a girl, so we're going on a blind date tonight.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and go." I urged, "If you have the ability, then hurry up and find me a stepmother, so you don't have to live a befuddled life."
Before my dad left, he mysteriously said to me: "If it goes well, she might not come back tonight!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at his exuberant expression — — you must have watched too many AV films! She's spending the night with you the first time you meet! Don't tell me Director Cao took pity on you and called her a prostitute! If you get arrested during the anti-pornography campaign, only I can go to the police station to get you back!
I suddenly received a call from Ai Mi when I was cleaning up the dishes.
"Come out and get me!" she said, unquestionably, and at the same time, as carefully as a spy.
"Pick you up? Where do I pick you up? "I was curious.
"I'm downstairs, come down and help me get my things!"
Eh? It's not strange that you can get my address since the Five Tiger Punishment Squad also study at Qing Zi Academy. You're also rich, so you can get it no matter how you ask — — but you actually found my house by yourself, didn't you get lost? If you need me to get your things, then where did Peng TouSi go!
Because it was raining outside, I was a bit worried that Ai Mi would get wet, so I quickly grabbed an umbrella and ran downstairs to pick her up.
There was a yellow taxi parked across the street. The raindrops on the roof made pitter-patter sounds, mixed with the noise of the engine.
Seeing me come out of the corridor, Ai Mi opened the back door at a 45 degree angle and looked around vigilantly.
Today, she was wearing a pearl white dress with a dolphin pattern printed on it. The suspenders around her neck were in the shape of an "X", and there were a lot of lace decorating the details, but it was considered a very simple outfit for her.
She also had a pair of red rain boots on her feet, as if she came prepared.
She looked around to make sure there was no one around, then nimbly jumped under my umbrella.
"You're so slow! You actually took 57 seconds to get here! "She looked at the LCD screen of her phone and complained.
Then she pouted at the small red suitcase on the seat.
"Help me carry the suitcase, manservant!"
It seems that her waist injury has already healed. I didn't mind how she called me, and carried her small suitcase in my hand, at the same time, I was careful not to let the rain fall on her.
Her golden ponytails were a bit wet, coupled with her tired blue eyes, she didn't seem as lively as usual, but rather a bit haggard.
After I closed the door, the driver didn't say anything and drove the taxi away in the rain.
Ai Mi sneezed beside me.
"Hurry up and bring me up! Otherwise they'll catch up! "
"Who? Who's chasing you? "
Ai Mi wrinkled her little nose and stared at me, looking very dissatisfied.
"Of course it's Peng TouSi and the other bodyguards! It took me a lot of effort to shake them off! And it just so happens that it's raining today, the smell I left on the road must have already been washed away by the rain! This time Obama's sense of smell is going to fail! "
"Hehehehe ~ ~ ~ ~" Ai Mi shook her shoulders with incomparable pride, "Let's see who can stop me this time! I'll definitely do everything my mom doesn't let me do! "
"What do you want to do? What do you have to do at my house? "I blurted out.
"What else could it be?" Ai Mi's eyes moved around as if there was something she desired in my body, my heart was pounding from her gaze.
"Of course it's chips! Chips! " Ai Mi shouted, "Didn't you say last time that you hid all the cola and chips you bought in the supermarket? I have to have a good time today! Hurry up and bring me upstairs! "
That's right, the two large bottles of cola and six cans of chips are all left in my room, they have a long shelf life anyway.
The sound of the rain outside became more and more intense, I was afraid that Ai Mi would catch a cold because of this, so I brought her into the dark staircase.
"Why isn't there an elevator!"
Ai Mi complained when she realized that she had to follow me up the stairs with two legs.
"Are we not there yet?"
Ai Mi was already tired when she reached the second floor.
"The staircase railings are so dirty! Why is there a bicycle parked here! "
She criticized the bureaucratic system and the quality of the people along the way, it made me want to beat her up.
Relying on her obsession with chips, she climbed up to the fifth floor with great difficulty. When she stood outside my house, she was so tired that she could barely speak.
Just enough to let me rest for a while.
I inserted the key into the security door and opened the lock with a click. Ai Mi didn't care if there was anyone else in the house and jumped in first.
"Ah, the house stinks! It's a man's stench! "
After I closed the door, Ai Mi stood on the living room floor in her rain boots and pinched her nose with a disgusted expression.
She caught a glimpse of the air conditioner remote control on the small sofa and immediately picked it up to turn on the ventilation function. After about 7 or 8 minutes, she put down her fingers and took a deep breath.
"That's more like it!" She took off her muddy rain boots and ordered me, "Give me the chips and cola, I'll eat on the sofa! Also, turn on the TV! "
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