"Bed service!?"
Do you think it's Wu Zetian greeting the gigolo? Your face doesn't even blush when you say that, your worldview is completely different from mine!
Ai Mi tilted her head and looked at me strangely.
"What? Do you not understand? This is a new ancient language I learned. It means to have you stand by my side and protect me when I go to bed! Are you unwilling? "
Who taught you ancient language! Even if it was a PE teacher, it shouldn't be this ridiculous! So you're telling me to stand guard by your bed? There should be a limit to ordering people around! I still have to go to school tomorrow!
I kicked the slippers back to Ai Mi and told her to be self-reliant and go wherever she wants to go. Don't always think about letting someone else carry you.
Ai Mi pouted, dragged the slippers on her feet, and walked towards my bedroom while swaying her ponytail.
She opened the door to my room without asking, turned on the lights, and curiously looked at the furnishings in my room.
There's no need to ask, the huge movie posters of "Fist of Fury" and "First Blood" can be seen. Other than an ordinary single bed, there are all kinds of easily obtainable gym equipment.
Hey, hey, can you be a bit more polite! I don't want other people to know about my hobbies and privacy, especially you!
"You're actually watching Stallone movies, are you an old grandpa?" Ai Mi walked into my room with her hands behind her back like a leader on an inspection tour. The sandbag that fell in the middle of the bedroom caught her interest.
"Eh? This thing looks very fun … "Her eyes lit up with curiosity. She clenched her fists like a boxer and shouted," Die, you bastard! "At the same time, she punched the sandbag with all her might.
"It hurts!" Ai Mi's injured right hand was bounced back by the sandbag. The padded canvas sandbag did not move at all, as if it was laughing at Ai Mi's stupidity and weakness.
"You can't hit it." I said from behind.
"Nonsense! I'm going to hit it! " Ai Mi began to compete with the unconscious sandbag. After several punches and kicks to no avail, she hugged the sandbag with both hands like she was swinging, and then swung with all her might!
She really did it. The sandbag swung back slightly, as if it was shaken by Ai Mi.
"Hahahahaha, what do you think? Aren't I awesome? "Ai Mi smiled proudly with her hands on her hips.
"Aiyah-!!" The sandbag quickly bounced back and hit Ai Mi's face. It might have even hit her nose.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!" Ai Mi covered her sore nose and crouched down on the ground, but the position she chose to crouch down was extremely inappropriate. The sandbag that swung like a pendulum quickly swung back, and this time it just happened to brush the back of Ai Mi's head.
Then she flung herself down on the floor, dazed.
I burst out laughing, Ai Mi is really stupid, she doesn't even have a bit of motor nerve.
She lay on the ground for four or five seconds. Just as I was about to help her up, she jumped up on her own with an angry expression on her face.
"How dare you hurt me! I'm going to sentence you to death! "She pointed at the sandbag and shouted," Execute your whole family! Execute your entire family! "
She raised her foot and was about to kick it again, but after thinking about it, she might be afraid of another counterattack from the sandbag, so she put her foot down.
"Manservant, I'm buying this sandbag!" She said with a serious face.
"Ah? Why are you buying it? "
"I'm buying it to let Peng TouSi and the other bodyguards beat it up, so that I can vent my anger!" Ai Mi looked at the sandbag with a sense of anticipation.
"I'm not selling it! I need to use it every day! Also, I'm already used to it, I don't want to get a new one! "I sternly refused.
"Use it every day?" Ai Mi looked at me suspiciously, then looked at the sandbag, "Does that mean you hit it every day?"
After thinking for a bit, Ai Mi continued:
"That's not bad, you're also my manservant, so I'll treat it like you're punishing it for me!"
"You haven't hit it today, right? Hit it now! Hit it now! I want to see you hit it! "
Ai Mi stomped her feet anxiously.
Every day after dinner, I would punch the sandbag hundreds of times. It felt good to sweat, and it felt more fulfilling than doing homework. There was no reason for me to interrupt my daily routine. If Ai Mi wanted to watch, I'll let her watch from the side.
I took off my T-shirt and revealed the tight black vest underneath. It felt good to tighten my muscles, and it filled me with fighting spirit.
Ai Mi consciously hid far away, she didn't want to get hit in the head by the sandbag again. She stood in the corner with a face full of excitement.
Her knees slightly bent and her shoulders lowered.
A punch with a "whoosh"!
The sandbag was sent flying by me, and it almost hit the ceiling with its chains.
I followed the momentum of its fall and added a left hook, causing it to spin. The chains made a metallic sound, but it sounded exceptionally pleasant to my ears.
Three consecutive hits! If this hit hit a person's abdomen, I would definitely be sent to the juvenile detention center.
I don't know why, but my state of hitting the sandbag today was better than usual, as if I was really teaching a lesson to the bad guy who bullied Ai Mi.
Maybe I used too much force and was too ferocious. Beads of sweat appeared on my arms and shoulders after only thirty or so hits.
Thus I stood properly, held the sandbag that swung back, and ended today's training early.
Ai Mi stood a distance away from me, as if she wanted to applaud me, but she was too engrossed and forgot.
"You stink!" After waiting for a while, she actually said this. "Huh?"
Ai Mi covered her small nose, "I only told you to execute the sandbag, who told you to sweat! Now the stench of men in the room is even stronger! Go take a shower! "
She said as she pressed her hands on my back and pushed me out of the bedroom. Although she didn't have much strength, it still made me itchy.
"Wash yourself clean!" She said, "Don't judge Peng TouSi by his ugly appearance, but he pays a lot of attention to personal hygiene. As my manservant, you can't fall behind!"
Nonsense! Is he gay or a size 0, who would want him if he doesn't pay attention to hygiene! Not only does he shower often, he probably also wears cologne!
In the end, I told Ai Mi to obediently sit in front of the TV and eat chips. After she agreed, I went to the bathroom to take a shower.
After I came out wearing a t-shirt and shorts, I found that the TV was still on, but Ai Mi was gone.
I went to my room with a belly full of anger, but there was no one in my dad's study.
There was a strange "weng weng" sound coming from the door of the big house.
I had a bad premonition and opened the door of the big house.
As I said before, the big house used to be my parents' bedroom. Ever since the incident that ruined my dad's life, no one usually sleeps there. Half of the room was used to store goods.
Goods from the Happy Valley Love Store.
More than two hundred boxes of adult goods.
Because my dad had just distributed the goods to a customer, a few boxes that were placed low were opened.
Now these boxes were even more messy, a lot of unsightly male and female sexual devices were scattered on the floor, it was clearly not my dad's doing.
The "weng weng" sound was still very loud, I desperately looked at Ai Mi who was on the big bed.
She leaned her back against the pillow, half lying and half sitting in a very comfortable position. She held a pink vibrating egg in her hand. It was newly unpacked, and she had installed two batteries in it. She was studying how to use it.
She held the vibrating egg in one hand and the controller in the other. Both hands were raised in front of her eyes and she was staring at the instructions on the back of the controller.
Fuck, you can't play with this thing! How could I forget that the big house is full of these shameful things! It would have been better to cover it with a curtain!
When she saw me come in with a doomsday expression on my face, she didn't care. She first chuckled twice, then said:
"So the manservant's family does this kind of business! Last time I heard you say 'Happy Valley Love Store' on the phone, I already guessed a thing or two, as expected! "
The expression on her face was even more proud than Sherlock Holmes solving a hundred mysteries.
"Don't, don't play with that thing! Put it down! "
My face was burning and I shouted at Ai Mi.
"Why can't I play with it?" Ai Mi curled her lips and said, "I've seen this thing in my mom's drawer, it's under the gun drawer. When I used it to hit the cat with a meteor hammer, my mom scolded me and punished me to play the piano for two more hours than usual!"
Her face became gloomy when she thought of this history.
"Isn't it just a toy for adults? What's so great about it! I can play with anything you guys can play with! "
She said as she placed the vibrating vibrating vibrating egg on her chest.
Don't put it down! Did you finally figure out the correct way to use it after studying the manual for so long that you're not familiar with it? What would my dad think if he knew there was an underage girl lying on his marriage bed and using our store's products to have a sex!
I strode forward and snatched the vibrating egg with a split second.
Ai Mi immediately had the expression of a queen being offended by a soldier.
"Who told you to snatch it? I just felt a bit comfortable! "
Comfortable, comfortable feeling? You Americans are really open-minded! You don't have the shyness of a girl at all. Did you come to my house purely to pursue pleasure?
"A bit numb …" Ai Mi recalled the aftertaste and suddenly blushed. But in my opinion, it was mostly due to excitement and not shyness.
"So that's how it should be used!" Ai Mi jumped up and tried to snatch the vibrating egg back from my hand, "Give it to me! Playing with this toy is my childhood dream! It's one of the 100 things I have to accomplish in my life! It's not like you're my mom's lackey, so don't worry about me! "
I angrily turned off the power of the vibrating egg, removed the battery and threw it on the floor.
"I told you to watch TV and not randomly flip through things! How are we supposed to sell these goods if they're already unpacked! "
I put on a reproachful face.
"Why don't you just sell it to me?" Ai Mi laughed and pointed around the room, "I want all of the boxes. I'll tell them to move them back tomorrow and I'll play with them one by one! "
Play my ass! Other than female equipment, there's also male equipment, male equipment, female equipment, perverted equipment … Are you going to start a sex party by buying all of this! Do you have sex addiction like other American celebrities at such a young age!
"You … don't sleep in the big room! You can sleep in my room, I'll sleep here! "
"Stingy!" Ai Mi snorted and jumped off the double bed. When she passed by me, I noticed that she had another unopened vibrating egg in her hand. She carefully hid it behind her butt and tried to sneak it away from me.
I hit the back of her hand and she let go with a wail. The plastic box containing the vibrating egg fell on the floor.
"You shouldn't be using these things!" I reprimanded her. Seeing her unrepentant appearance, I felt that I should change my angle of persuasion.
"Hmph, Ai Mi, these adult toys are actually used by losers, they're not suitable for successful people like you."
"Huh?" Ai Mi was surprised by my explanation, "So you're saying that my mom punished me because I saw her collecting toys from losers?"
"Something like that!" I said perfunctorily, "Anyway, don't touch these things again, or else you'll be tainted with the smell of losers!"
Ai Mi sniffed her hands worriedly. After confirming that there was no smell of losers, she raised her head with a bit of relief.
"Then — — what toys should successful people play with?" She suddenly asked.
"Huh?" I was not prepared.
"Successful people, successful people …" Ai Mi frowned and thought for a long time. Finally, she came to a realization and happily clapped her hands together.
"Hahahaha — — I'm too smart! Successful people don't need toys that mimic the human body, successful people play with real people! "
She licked her lips greedily and looked at me with the same gaze as when she looked at the chips in the supermarket, or when she looked at the vibrating egg.
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