My broken TV was bought ten years ago and it was placed on top of the drawer in the living room. I haven't watched it for a long time, now I only occasionally listen to the news while eating.
Ai Mi sat on the small sofa directly opposite the drawer. She didn't have to turn sideways to watch TV, but because the TV was placed too high, she had to tilt her neck to see the image on the TV.
"What a small and old TV." Ai Mi complained, "You can find a better TV in the trash in America."
It was around 19: 20 and all the TV stations were broadcasting the news.
"There's nothing to see on the news." I took out two large 2.5 liter bottles of Pepsi and six cans of chips from the room and placed them on the small dining table in the living room.
Ai Mi's eyes shone with a strange light when she saw the table full of unhealthy food.
"It doesn't matter what TV we watch! The important thing is to keep the TV on, that's the etiquette of eating chips! Hurry, give me chips! I want cola too! "
Ai Mi sat cross-legged on the sofa cushion on the small sofa that could only accommodate one person. Her pearly white dress revealed her pink and white striped knee socks. Her two small feet were facing each other and she placed one hand on top of them. That posture was not at all like a celebrity, but it had its own sense of cuteness.
It would be great if her personality was a little cuter.
I took out the disposable paper cups used to serve guests, poured 3/4 cup of cola into Ai Mi's hands, and opened a can of chips. Ai Mi couldn't wait and snatched the chips from my hands, as if I would fight with her to eat them.
The news broadcast played "Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng" in the background, and the male host in a suit said: "Now it's the international news segment."
Ai Mi trembled with excitement, her hair that was combed into two ponytails shook like a wave, and even the sofa under her body shook.
She reached her hand into the jar and used two fingers to pick up a chip. She solemnly delivered the chip to her lips, which were painted with bright lipstick. She paused for a second, as if she was enjoying the tempting aroma of the chip. Then, she suddenly opened her mouth and snapped the chip in half like a cobra, making a crisp cracking sound.
The female news anchor reported, "… The US special forces are training Syrian opposition militants in Jordan …"
Ai Mi shed tears of excitement and happiness.
Of course, it was not because her motherland had trained militants, but because she could finally taste the junk food of her motherland, which she had not tasted for 12 years, the high-oil and high-salt potato chips.
Then, he raised his head and drank all the cola in the paper cup.
After putting down the cup, she was momentarily dazed, like a drug addict. Her breathing became more and more rapid, and the flying dolphin printed on her dress seemed to be panting as well.
"Is it really that delicious?" I sat on a folding chair behind the dining table, forming an unequilateral triangle with the sofa and TV. I wasn't sure if I was watching the boring news or admiring Ai Mi eating.
Ai Mi didn't answer my question. She took the chips out of the jar faster and faster, throwing more and more chips into her mouth at a time. She chewed with big mouthfuls, chips crumbled on her lips, fingers, and some fell on the sofa and socks.
"I want more!" The speed at which the blue-eyed American girl ate chips, even a starving North Korean refugee would have a hard time keeping up.
"Eat slowly, no one's going to steal it from you." I handed over another brand of chips.
"You really won't steal it from me?" Ai Mi held the chip jar in her arms and looked at me doubtfully.
"Of course not, I don't have a strict mother like you …" In order to avoid arousing suspicion, I didn't even drink the cola, and I used a bottle of mineral water from the fridge to quench my thirst.
Ai Mi's tone was full of jealousy: "Hmph, it's good that no one cares!"
She wiped her mouth that was covered in chip crumbs. Her lip gloss was smeared with the back of her hand, making her look a bit comical. She was no longer a glamorous Barbie doll, but a bit more like a mortal.
She slowed down the speed at which she ate chips, and occasionally chatted with me.
"Why does your Celestial Empire's news program always report about the US? Ah, these chips are barbecued meat flavored … "
I joked: "Because America is the beacon of human civilization, so we try our best to introduce their successful experiences!"
Ai Mi half-closed her eyes suspiciously, then quickly opened them again.
"Liar! How can your news make the US sound so overbearing, like we are the Nazis! You guys don't have good intentions! You want to compete with us for first place in the world, and one day invade our country! Ah, chip crumbs pricked my gums, it hurts! "
Looking at Ai Mi's greedy appearance as she ate chips, I felt that even if the People's Liberation Army invaded North America one day, as long as I gave Ai Mi chips, she would throw aside her national hatred and eat to her heart's content.
"By the way, how did you get rid of the bodyguards?" I changed the topic.
"You don't have to worry about this kind of thing as a manservant, just hurry up and serve me!"
Ai Mi's so-called "serve" was just letting me help her refill her cola whenever her cup was empty.
I saw that her eating and drinking speed had clearly decreased.
"How is it? Are you sick of it? It's actually not that delicious. "
"Nonsense, nonsense! I won't get sick of it even if I eat it for an entire day! I'm just a little full! Also, when I think about how I'm holding something my mother explicitly forbids, even if I don't eat it, I still feel very happy! Very high! "
What she said might be true. Ai Mi, who had smudged her lips and was covered in chip crumbs, completely disregarding her celebrity identity, seemed much happier than usual. She had a smile on the corner of her mouth and a blush on her face, as if she could get drunk from cola.
"Hahahaha, I'm eating chips! I also have a stomach full of cola! Mom, just watch from the other side of the Pacific Ocean! Fly over if you have the ability! Are you so busy with work that you can't leave? Hahahahaha! "
Ai Mi beamed with joy as she raised her paper cup and laughed loudly in the direction of the United States.
Then she put another chip in her mouth and ate it very slowly. I think she was a little tired of her taste buds. God knows if she really likes to eat chips, or if she simply wants to resist her mother's rebellious mentality.
Gradually, she stopped watching TV, and instead stared in my direction while slowly chewing chips.
That gaze, it was as if she wanted to extract drugs like heroin from my body.
I got goosebumps from her stare, and just at the right time, the telephone on the table rang.
I did not immediately pick it up. Instead, I got up and went into my dad's study. After closing the door, I picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
I thought it was a call related to the online store business.
I never thought Peng TouSi's voice would come from the other side of the phone.
"Lin, is Miss Ai Mi 'er at your place?"
"She's at my place."
Since she already drank the cola and ate the chips, even if she was picked up by Peng TouSi right now, it wouldn't be a loss for Ai Mi.
Peng TouSi was silent for a while, and for a while, there was only the irritating sound of the current.
"Lin, if it's convenient for you, help us take care of Miss Ai Mi 'er for one night."
Eh? Are you guys really at ease? If Ai Mi's mother knew she was alone in a room with a man, she wouldn't hesitate to fire all of you bodyguards!
"Lin, Miss Ai Mi 'er has been under a lot of pressure recently. She just had a big fight with her mother in a video call, and filming didn't go very smoothly. I think if she can release some of her stress at your place, it would be good for her health."
It sounds like Peng TouSi purposely let his guard down, which gave Ai Mi the opportunity to escape to my place!
"Okay, okay, I'll treat it as learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds." I promised, "But I'll only take care of this girl for one night. Hurry up and pick me up tomorrow morning."
Peng TouSi responded and said: "Lin, although in my opinion, you're a good man that's hard to come by …"
Get rid of the word 'man'! Just directly praise me as a good person! Don't give me goosebumps, okay?
"… But I'm still a bit worried. I suspect that Miss Ai Mi 'er wants to do something other than eat junk food when she goes to your place."
"Ah? What else does she want to do? "
"She might do anything that her mother forbids."
"For example?"
Peng TouSi coughed lightly. "Lin, did you know? Miss Ai Mi 'er is still a virgin. "
Eh? Is a 12-year-old girl being a virgin something that needs to be specially stated in the US? You US imperialists are really promiscuous!
"Lin, you must have observed women's breasts on the streets, right? Even through clothes, men can estimate the size of a woman's breasts … "
Peng TouSi, you change the topic too quickly! I don't even understand what you're trying to say!
"Because I'm gay, I don't observe women, I only observe men. I subconsciously stare at a man's groin every time, and estimate their size … "
F * ck! Don't tell me such a disgusting thing! What kind of ability is that? Is it "looking at the dick through clothes"? Use that kind of skill on someone of the same sex! Don't use it on a staunch heterosexual like me!
"Lin, I've seen you many times. Although you're always wearing pants, I can still estimate your approximate size with my eyesight, unless you have the habit of hiding socks in your underwear to increase your male confidence."
I don't have that kind of habit! Putting socks in her underwear is something that Xiao Qin used to do when she pretended to be a boy!
"So I came to the conclusion: your size doesn't match Miss Ai Mi 'er, it's a completely different model. If Miss Ai Mi' er does it for the first time with you, she might bleed non-stop, and it might even endanger her life!"
So that's what you're worried about? No way? How rebellious does Ai Mi have to be to use this kind of thing to retaliate against her mother? She's still a little girl who stinks of her own milk, right? A 12-year-old is basically the sixth grade of elementary school in China, are you guys worried about an elementary school student taking the initiative to push me down?
Peng TouSi's tone was still very serious, "Because Miss Ai Mi 'er always thought that we were her mother's minions, she doesn't trust us. Instead, she felt relaxed because you were someone she met by chance. Although she didn't say it out loud, I know she trusts you a lot, and I don't want you to betray her trust. "
After saying so much, the meaning was nothing more than: take good care of Ai Mi, but don't go to bed with her.
It was as if Peng TouSi was a helpless father who was warning his daughter's boyfriend.
Then, Peng TouSi said something else.
"Lin, the two bodyguards 004 and 005 are already outside your house. I'll have them stand guard all night. If they hear any movement inside the door, they'll immediately break in … Please don't purposely make any sounds that will cause misunderstandings."
Already, already at my door? This is clearly the rhythm of checking the water meter! Also, do you guys not even have a name other than Peng TouSi? What's the deal with 004 and 005? What do they have to do with 007! Also, my dad didn't say he wouldn't come home tonight. If he came home and saw two burly men standing in front of his house like door gods, what would he think!
"Lin, as for your father, if he comes back tonight, 004 and 005 will help him arrange a place to stay. Please don't worry, just put your mind on helping Miss Ai Mi 'er relieve her pressure."
Before hanging up the phone, he emphasized one last sentence: "Don't have a physical relationship with Miss Ai Mi 'er, you'll take her life!"
I know, I know! Don't say these kinds of embarrassing words out loud! It's not like I'm a lolicon like Director Cao, why would I reach out to a little girl? In my eyes, Ai Mi is completely a brat!
When I came out of the study, the volume of the TV was still turned up loud. Looking from the back of the sofa, I wasn't sure if Ai Mi was still eating chips.
I had a bit of an urge to pee, so I walked to the bathroom door and reached out to open the door.
My bathroom door was not installed with frosted glass, but with a full-length mirror, so I couldn't see if the lights were on or if there was anyone inside. I reached out and touched the door handle, but I couldn't open the door on my first try.
I said before that my bathroom door lock was broken and it often malfunctioned, so I didn't care. I grabbed the door handle and twisted it. With a click, the bathroom door opened.
Then I saw a petite and exquisite blonde girl on the toilet bowl. It seemed that she was just about to get up after peeing.
In order not to dirty her dress, Ai Mi rolled up her skirt and pulled it above her belly. She also pulled her underwear down to her ankles.
This way, the middle part of her body was completely defenseless. Her fair skin was so bright that it almost hurt my eyes.
Seeing my sudden intrusion, her face was shocked. She subconsciously tightly pressed her legs together and grabbed one of the slippers under her feet.
"You perverted manservant! Do you even peep at your master when he goes to the toilet!? "
"You were just eavesdropping outside! Did you record it and plan to sell it online! You guys are indeed perverts, perverts like stalkers! "
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