After I entered the bathroom, I first washed my face to clear my mind. Then I remembered I haven't peed this morning, so I had to empty my bladder.
Thus I took off my shorts, aimed my artifact at the toilet, and stood in a horse stance.
Perhaps it was because Xiao Qin was in the living room, but I was a bit nervous and couldn't do anything.
Speaking of which, the lock on my bathroom door was broken half a year ago. The main problem is that even though it can be locked, you can open the door by twisting the handle from the outside.
Since we don't have many guests all year round, only my dad and I use the bathroom, so we never found someone to fix it.
Will Xiao Qin come in and cause trouble when I'm peeing? I was already seen by the class leader last time when I peed under the bridge. I don't want to repeat the same mistake and set a new record of being seen by a girl.
While I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.
"Ye Lin classmate, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.
"I want to wash my hands with soap before taking the bowls and chopsticks!"
"Wait, wait!" I said in a hurry, "I'm currently in the bathroom! Come in after I'm done! "
"It's fine ~?" Although there was a door between us, I could still see Xiao Qin's smiling face in my mind. "Childhood friends shouldn't care too much about the details, it's not like you'll get pregnant!"
Where did you learn such perverted words! Also, even if someone gets pregnant, it would be you!
Since the door lock was broken, my heart jumped to my throat.
Fortunately, Xiao Qin didn't know that. She twisted the door handle, but she realized I locked the door, so she didn't try again.
"Ye Lin classmate is really ungrateful, they're clearly childhood sweethearts …"
Can childhood friends casually view each other's bodies? Ever since you returned to being childhood friends, you were only peaceful for two days. Why are you even more unbridled than when you claimed to be my girlfriend?
Maybe it was because my dad was sleeping soundly in the room, she didn't do anything excessive (such as tearing down the bathroom door to give me a tour). She obediently waited until I left the bathroom, then she went in to wash her hands. Then she quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed the bowls and chopsticks before me, as if it was very important who held the bowls and chopsticks.
Xiao Qin sat on the opposite side of the dining table, where her father usually ate. She pressed her hands on her knees, appearing both reserved and expectant.
"Don't you really need to call Uncle Ye up to eat together?"
Xiao Qin asked again.
"No need." I picked up the bowl filled with rice and shook my head, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, so he's sleeping like a dead pig. Did you hear him snore? It's impossible to wake him up! "
Xiao Qin let out an "oh" and quietly waited for me to take the first bite before she moved her chopsticks.
"Is it good?" she asked uncertainly.
Overall, it should be considered not bad, right? Anyway, it's definitely better than my dad's and my skills. As for the school cafeteria … don't mention the school cafeteria, this dish is not in the same dimension as the cafeteria.
But after eating the potato beef stew the class leader made for me last night, my tastes became a bit picky. I always felt that the dish was a bit rushed, and there were too many sea cucumbers. It was a bit like the main dish was overpowering the main dish.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate, is the sea cucumber delicious? I was the one who helped you cut it! "
You cut so much just to show off in front of your mom? I can almost imagine the scene of Auntie Ren seeing a pile of sea cucumber that reached the ceiling and had no choice but to put it all into the pot.
"Speaking of which, the sea cucumber is so slippery! If I don't hold it properly, it will slip away! It also looks so ugly … "
Don't say anymore, I was chewing on slices of sea cucumber, don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay?
"But, when I saw the sea cucumber, I thought of Ye Lin classmate ~"
Don't think of me from the sea cucumber! What do I have in common with invertebrates like the sea cucumber! Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time staring at me in a daze!
"It's because sister Yin Ran once told me that sea cucumber is good for men's bodies, so I remembered it … That's why I cut a lot of sea cucumber yesterday, I hope Ye Lin classmate will become healthier after eating it!"
It's that pervert school doctor who taught you again. I should have known that the so-called good for men to eat sea cucumber means that it can boost your Yang energy! Chen YingRan, you're treating men as tools to vent your lust!
It must be because Auntie Ren saw Xiao Qin cut too much sea cucumber, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a large pot of sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken … It would be a wonder if the mother and daughter could finish it! Xiao Qin, you must have planned this! Auntie Ren has to go to the set every day, but she still has to be teased by you!
I noticed that Xiao Qin only ate the chicken and bamboo shoots. Even if she accidentally picked up sea cucumber, she would put it in my bowl.
"Why don't you eat sea cucumber yourself? If I remember correctly, you like seafood! "
"Um … I like seafood with its original flavor, like boiled prawns and steamed crabs, they're all pretty good!" Xiao Qin said as she unconsciously licked her lips.
"I don't really like it when it's mixed with other things …" Xiao Qin finally smiled bitterly.
You have a lot of problems! Also, prawns, crab, and sea cucumber are all expensive ingredients, right? Do you plan on using expensive ingredients to make up for your poor cooking skills? The class leader can use all kinds of ordinary ingredients to make delicious dishes!
Xiao Qin didn't know what I was thinking, she looked at me with a smile and said:
"Actually, a whole sea cucumber that's been boiled in plain water tastes pretty good!"
Eh? It's only boiled and it hasn't been cut, how am I supposed to eat it?
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiao Qin had a pure smile on her face, "I don't know if my mom was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers. When my mom wasn't paying attention, I secretly took one to eat as a snack …"
"But my mom saw me eating the sea cucumber while reading manga. She said the way I ate the sea cucumber was indecent and she won't allow me to eat like that in the future!"
"My mom is too much! I was only temporarily holding the sea cucumber in my mouth when I was flipping the page! I'm already trying so hard to be a girl, how can she say my behavior is indecent! In the end, it's because she's against me reading shoujo manga! "
Xiao Qin complained angrily, she didn't understand where she went wrong at the time.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H manga: tentacles.
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacle monsters (such as octopus aliens) to enter the stage and use their disgusting tentacles to play with unfortunate beautiful girls.
If a perverted person (such as Eunuch Cao) saw Xiao Qin eating a sea cucumber while reading a manga, he would definitely imagine a SM tentacle plot.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with Ye Lin classmate today!"
After eating breakfast together, Xiao Qin happily picked up her bag.
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going to run at Dong Shan Lake."
"Go … where?" Xiao Qin immediately had a worried expression.
"To Dong Shan Lake, I run three laps around the lake every day."
I said casually, then I regretted saying my daily schedule so easily: Xiao Qin wouldn't be running behind me every day from now on, right? If that's the case, I'll lose this rare time to think about life!
Unexpectedly, after hearing the three words' Dong Shan Lake ', Xiao Qin turned her head and nervously bit her fingernails.
"It's, it's a pity! Because there's something scary in Dong Shan Lake, I'm afraid I can't go with Ye Lin classmate! Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ "
I started sobbing quietly, maybe I was afraid I would wake up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
I'm really curious what could make Xiao Qin scared of in this world. Although Dong Shan Lake isn't small, there shouldn't be a Loch Ness Monster hiding inside, right?
I usually go for a run first and then come back to eat. It's rare to run with my bag.
I told Xiao Qin that she could wait at my house first and then we'll go to school together after I'm back.
Because I ate the food she brought, I didn't have the nerve to refuse her request to go to school together.
But Xiao Qin said that if I'm not home, she wouldn't know how to greet Uncle Ye if he wakes up.
"Um … I'll help Ye Lin classmate take your bag to school. Even if Ye Lin classmate isn't there, I'll feel a bit more at ease with your bag, that's all I can do …"
After saying that, she pitifully held out her hands, hoping that I would give her the bag to take away.
I satisfied her unpresentable wish.
When we went out together, I noticed that there was a piece of white plasticine stuck to the peephole of my house's security door.
Is it plasticine instead of chewing gum? Brats don't normally use plasticine to block other people's peepholes, right? And it's such a big piece? You can even use it to make a doraemon!?
I looked at Xiao Qin with suspicion and pretended to be innocent.
"You did it, right? If I think about it carefully, it's definitely you! First you blocked the peephole, then you covered your mouth and said you were a courier to trick me into opening the door, right? If I wasn't still asleep, I wouldn't have been tricked by you! "
Xiao Qin hugged my bag and shook her head desperately as if she was wronged.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to god! If I did this kind of thing, then let me marry Ye Lin classmate to atone for my sins! "
Who wants to marry you! I was skeptical before, but now that you said it, I'm completely sure that you did it! Also, you didn't marry me to atone for your sins, but to make me suffer!
When we separated at the end of the street, Xiao Qin waved at me with tears in her eyes:
"Please be careful on the road! You have to come to school to find me! "
Passersby who didn't know the inside story would think that she wanted to send me to the front lines.
After running half a lap around DongShan Lake, I saw the kung fu gramps.
The gramps was as energetic as usual. He twirled the long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for a few seconds, then suddenly said:
"Xiao Ye Zi, come over and hit me."
"Huh?"
"Cut the crap! I'll let you hit me! Use all your strength! "
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