"Class leader, calm down." I advised in a gentle tone, "Didn't you say you want to be a criminal police officer in the future? Don't you need evidence to catch bad guys? "
"Evidence? I saw it with my own eyes, what evidence do I need! "
"You can't say that." I teased, "What you saw, and Shu Zhe's words, are at most human testimony. In terms of evidence, physical evidence is more important than human testimony."
When I went to my grandparents' house when I was a child, the TV played 'The Law in Progress' every day, so I didn't watch it for nothing.
I said as I reached out and took down the camera on the bookshelf.
"Do you recognize this?"
The camera Shu Zhe used was a silver-gray card camera, and the words "SONY" were clearly printed on the panel below the lens.
"Isn't it just a digital camera?" The class leader still maintained 120% vigilance against me and did not let me get close.
"This was a gift my parents bought for my brother on May Day. It's much lighter than the original camera at home — — do you mean it's physical evidence?"
I fumbled around on the operating panel of the card camera for a while, and quickly figured out how to operate it. I pulled up the photos stored inside on the small LCD screen.
I really can't bear to look at it. There were about 17 or 18 photos taken today, all of which were of Shu Zhe wearing a leather skirt and stockings. In order to satisfy Li ErLeng's "bare" requirements, some of them even deliberately unbuttoned the lower buttons of his shirt, revealing his white waist.
Looking further back, there were photos from yesterday and the day before, and the furthest could be traced back to May 3rd.
You started taking photos as soon as your parents returned to Shanghai, you really can't wait! And there's new work almost every day, you're really diligent! Shu Zhe, you won't feel comfortable if you don't act like a trap for a day!
I called out to the class leader: "Come over and take a look at the contents of the camera."
The class leader refused to come over. She looked at me as if I would take the opportunity to grab her hand and tie her to the bed.
I had no choice but to put the camera on the floor between us, and then took three steps back to show that I had no ill intentions.
Only then did the class leader carefully bend down to pick up the camera.
As soon as she saw the first photo, her cheeks turned the color of a red peony.
"You … did this kind of thing, yet you still took photos? You Edison Chen! "
Hey, hey, hey, this analogy is not very appropriate. Your brother is not Cecilia Cheung! Although Master Chen was not shy, he did not touch Zheng Tai's body.
"Don't just look at the content, Class Rep. Look at the date too." I reminded, "Someone did force Shu Zhe to take these photos, but that person wasn't me, and it definitely didn't start today … Calm down, I'll answer your question."
There's no way someone as smart as the class leader wouldn't have noticed something suspicious. First of all, there's no way I brought Shu Zhe's female clothing and wig with me. If it was me, I would have forced him to take these photos a long time ago, and there's no reason for me to be in such a rush.
The class leader looked for a while with sweat on her forehead. She put down the camera, closed her eyes, and took a deep breath.
When he opened his eyes again, his obsidian-like pupils regained some rationality.
"You said that someone forced Little Zhe to take these photos. Who is it?"
So I simplified the matter of Li ErLeng to the class leader.
But I didn't mention the matter of Eunuch Cao selling PS nude photos. I only said that Li ErLeng was an admirer of the class leader and wanted to collect some personal photos. Shu Zhe wanted to earn some pocket money, so he took the wrong path.
"Li ErLeng? Are you talking about Li CunZhuang from class 2? "The class leader's face didn't look good." I haven't even talked to him, why would he want my photos? "
Class leader, you're too childish. You've never talked to Teacher Cang, but you'll still appreciate Teacher Cang's AV!
"Could it be … used again …" The class leader covered her mouth and made a disgusting gesture.
At the same time, she stared at me with a stern gaze. Is it because I sent Xiao Qin to ask for the class leader's photos, so you suspect that I have the same dirty reason?
Forget it, it's reasonable for you to despise me. If I got the photos that time, I might have given them to Eunuch Cao to PS and turn them into new nude photos. I should have dealt with the nude photos earlier. It's a bit too much to leave them alone.
The class leader was still dubious of me.
"If that's the case, then you should have stopped my brother. Why did you hit him?"
I shook my head and said what I had already prepared:
"Class leader, I didn't even know that Shu Zhe would be taking selfies in the house when I came to your house today. I sincerely wanted to help Shu Zhe improve his physical fitness and become a man who can hold his head high, but I found out that he was doing this kind of thing … How can I not be angry?"
The class leader lowered her eyes and frowned in thought. It seemed that my words moved her. Her brother's personality was weak and his physique was really bad. It had always been a sore point for her.
I followed up with another attack:
"As for why I had to spank his butt … Well, I was just afraid that I wouldn't be able to control my strength, and I was afraid that I would break him. You also know that I've been in the underworld for a long time. If I hit Shu Zhe until he's dead, wouldn't you not forgive me? "
When I said the last sentence, the class leader slightly raised her eyelids as if she was surprised by what I said.
"I won't forgive you? What can I do to an underworld boss like you? "
I just casually said that I was in the underworld, and you actually believed me! If you want to be an underworld boss at the age of 14, you're underestimating the underworld! Even if I immediately quit school and join the underworld, I would at most be at the level of a small hoodlum, running errands, keeping watch, delivering goods, and so on. Who knows, I might be sold off by the higher-ups one day and sent to prison!
"You can't do anything to me." I said sternly, "But we in the underworld also worship Guan Er Ye, so we have to be loyal. You've helped me a lot these days. Didn't you take care of Xiao Qin? I even ate your cooking at Xiao Qin's house … That's what they say, right, a favor of a meal should be returned with a spring … "
The class leader corrected me: "A favor of a drop of water should be returned with a spring."
"It's the same meaning. You give me a bowl of rice, I'll return you a bucket, do you understand?"
"Who wants your rice bucket!" The class leader was so angry that she laughed, and the oppressive atmosphere in the room was instantly swept away.
The smile on the class leader's face disappeared as quickly as it came. She blinked her eyes, "I still can't completely trust you, I'm going to find Xiao Zhe and confront him."
I made a "please" gesture to show that I wasn't afraid of confronting him.
As I expected, Shu Zhe didn't dare act rashly in front of me. Most of what he said was the truth. Under my suggestion, he also hid the PS nude photos. It's not too serious of a crime to sell his sister's private photos, and it's easier to get his sister's forgiveness.
Shu Zhe changed into a boy's outfit and took off his wig. Even though he couldn't stand or sit due to the pain in his butt, so he could only talk to us while slanted on the bed, it was still much more normal than a trap.
If he didn't have a bitter expression, he would still be pretty handsome. No wonder so many girls like him and he doesn't seem to feel bad about changing girlfriends.
I felt like I was doing the right thing when I thought about this. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that I was enforcing justice.
After listening to Shu Zhe's explanation, the class leader was silent for a while.
When she spoke again, her tone was a bit tired.
"Xiao Zhe, do you think I gave you too little pocket money?"
"Of, of course it's too little! Quite a few classmates in the class have more than me! "Shu Zhe cried out full of grievance, but he didn't say anything when he saw me glaring at him.
The class leader sighed. I don't know why, but her expression made me feel a bit sad.
"Did you sell your sister's photos because you didn't have enough pocket money?"
Shu Zhe looked at his sister's sad expression and was speechless for a while.
"You might not know why those people buy my sister's photos, but they wouldn't do anything to make my sister happy …"
No, class leader, you're underestimating Shu Zhe. Your brother has already changed so many girlfriends. He already knows what he should know. I'm afraid his knowledge and experience in that area is much richer than yours!
"Did you also sell it to Ye Lin?"
"Huh?"
Shu Zhe and I asked at the same time.
After a second, I understood that the class leader was referring to the earliest photo I got from Eunuch Cao, which was later confiscated by the class leader.
Shu Zhe doesn't know about this, but this photo is related to the PS nude photos, so I can't let Shu Zhe slip.
Thus I spoke before Shu Zhe could:
"That's right, I bought that photo from Shu Zhe."
At the same time, I gave Shu Zhe a look to let him understand my intentions.
"Didn't you say last time you picked it up from the ground?" The class leader pointed out.
"Tsk, I'm not that lucky. Do you think other people won't pick up a photo of a pretty girl if it's on the ground?"
The class leader's face turned red. That's for the best. That way she won't be able to detect any flaws in my words. The fact that I allowed her PS nude photos to be circulated in the neighboring class can also be forever buried in the trash heap of history.
But I can't let the class leader feel that she's too special in my eyes. I don't want the class leader to think that I'm interested in her. There's no point in implementing my "womanizer" plan without Xiao Qin by my side.
"Hmph, class leader, you must know that I'm a very perverted person! That's why I have a collection of photos of all the pretty girls in the school, even the third year prettiest girls are no exception. Your photo is only one of them. "
Shu Zhe stared at me with wide eyes as if I was a monster with seven legs and eight eyes. He couldn't understand why I said that no matter what.
"You've ruined the atmosphere!" If he could speak, he would definitely criticize me like that. Of course, a pick-up expert like him wouldn't understand my Spartan mentality, and I don't want him to understand.
But even if I smeared my own name, the class leader still blushed and didn't say anything for a while. In order to make herself less awkward, she held her chin and made a pondering expression.
Hey, you don't have to be so happy even if someone compliments you. You've almost forgotten what you're here for! We're currently in the middle of a public trial of Shu Zhe!
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