Zhuang Ni, who was behind the counter, had a fake smile on her face and got into character at the same time as me.
"Customer, there's no problem with our soap. We can't exchange opened products."
"But it wasn't opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and roared. My overly realistic acting scared Gong CaiCai.
Zhuang Ni's expression didn't change, "Even though it wasn't opened physically, you have already opened it mentally."
What kind of fallacy is that! Are you implying that I'm not a virgin in my mind? The details of Xiao Yin's dream cycle shouldn't be known by outsiders. Even if you found out through hacking, it's nothing to be proud of — — I already ooxx you hundreds of times mentally.
"What do you mean by this soap has already been opened mentally?" I continued to act as the manic customer. Xiao Qin felt it was interesting from afar, so she came over to join in the fun.
"Ye Lin classmate, it's not hard to understand. It's just like how we aren't physically united, but I feel like we are spiritually united. I feel like I'm already your spiritual wife!"
"Cut the crap!" I pointed at Xiao Qin and said, "You employees are all in this together! Are you going to return this soap or not? If you don't return it, I won't let you off! "
"Do you see that?" Zhuang Ni pointed at me like a zoo commentator.
"Customers will go berserk when their requests are rejected. It's best not to fight them head on. You have to keep a friendly fake smile on your face and think of a way to push the blame away. Let me show you … "
"Customer, did you notice that the soap wasn't good when you were using it yourself or when you were using it with a friend?"
Fuck! Are you insinuating that I was picking up the soap? Of course I was using it when I was bathing!
"Oh, so you found the soap wasn't good when you were bathing." Zhuang Ni nodded with an understanding attitude, "That's why you've already opened and used this soap. Since that's the case, we can't return it, sorry!"
Bastard! Are you trying to lure me into a logical trap? Although I said that the reason I wanted to return the soap was because it wasn't easy to use, the soap in front of me was still sealed!
"Listen." I calmed down a bit, "I bought two bars of soap together. I don't feel comfortable with the opened one, so I'm going to return the unopened one. My request is quite reasonable, right? "
"Then …" Zhuang Ni still had a fake smile on her face. "May I ask, Customer, when you use it, do you want to use it alone, or do you want to use it with your friends?"
"Of course it's by myself! Why do you keep asking me if I have gay friends!? "
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm sorry, but the store manager stipulated that you can only return the soap if you feel uncomfortable when using it with your gay friends. Your situation does not meet the conditions for a return. I'm sorry we can't help you."
"What bullsh * t shop rules! Get your store manager out here! I want to talk to him and teach him a lesson! "
"What?" Xiao Qin's expression changed, "You want to be with the class president?"
Gong CaiCai's eyes were wide open since I used too much acting when I was acting as a customer. She stammered and did not dare to interrupt. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed at me and said to Gong CaiCai:
"Did you learn any tricks? If the customer is not convinced by the rules you made up and still acts like a mountain gorilla, then you can throw out an even more ridiculous rule and push the responsibility to the store manager. Then, the store manager with decades of animal training experience will throw a rotten banana to the gorilla. Since the gorilla has a low IQ, it will leave after receiving the banana … "
"Gorilla? Banana? "Gong CaiCai did not understand.
Zhuang Ni shrugged her shoulders. "I'm talking about coupons. Once they receive the coupons that the store manager provides, they will leave satisfied. Cai Cai, don't you like animals? There's nothing complicated about the process. As long as you don't treat the customer like a human, you can treat them like a crazy animal. When you reject their request, you're appeasing the animal. The only thing you have to remember is to always wear a fake smile on your face, understand? "
Gong CaiCai shook her head desperately. "No, I can't refuse even if it's an animal's request. You should reject the customer's request, I'll wrap it for them."
"Are you going to play the good cop and I'm going to play the bad cop?" Zhuang Ni used her fingers to brush away the bangs on her forehead. "It's fine, we can still drink some tea."
Since Zhuang Ni knew the class president was secretly preparing a birthday celebration for her, she was in a better mood than usual and spoke more.
When Loud Mouth was sweeping the floor, she found a large scale used to weigh heavy goods in the corner. She urged Xiao Qin who was checking the price tags: "Hey, stand on it, let me see how much you weigh."
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret, I can't reveal it!"
Loud Mouth looked Xiao Qin up and down and said: "It's not good to be too light. You know you're all on the thin side according to American weight standards. There was once a female exchange student who was suspected of domestic abuse by her American classmates because her weight was less than 100kg! American standards are really good, when can China also implement it, it would be best if it's the Tang Dynasty … "
At this time, Xiong YaoYue walked over. She saw the large scale and jumped on it with a bang. She stood with her hands on her hips and asked Loud Mouth: "How much do I weigh?"
In the end, the large scale's measuring method was very primitive and there was no intuitive dial. Loud Mouth frowned and studied it for a while, but she couldn't figure it out.
"So stupid!" Xiong YaoYue said sarcastically, "If you stand on it, I'll read it for you!"
"Come on!" Loud Mouth said, "Don't think I don't know what kind of brain you have! If I can't read it, then you definitely can't either! "
She said as she stood on the scale with her head held high.
Xiong YaoYue and Xiao Qin's heads were close together as they studied the scale's readings.
"Um, is it 500kg or 1000kg …"
"Is it in kilograms or tons?"
"Is 500kg a pig that's about to be slaughtered!" Loud Mouth said angrily, "If you don't know how to read, then admit it honestly and don't make wild guesses!"
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, walked over. She saw Loud Mouth standing on the scale and shook her head with a frown:
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the loudspeaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
Xiong YaoYue paused, "Who's Cao Chong?"
Xiao Qin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text 'Cao Chong Weighs an Elephant'!"
"You're the elephant! Your whole family are elephants! " Loud Mouth jumped off the scale and chased after Zhuang Ni to strangle her, but the class leader stopped them in the end.
"Stop playing! We're opening at 7: 30! Are you guys done with the preparations? Although the convenience store's business isn't very good, the entire school might come here to buy things. We can't embarrass the second-year (3) class, you guys have to show your best appearance! "
"Yes, sir!" Xiong YaoYue took the lead and saluted the class leader. Xiao Qin also imitated her best friend's actions.
Today was Sunday. Although there were a lot of students who stayed at school on Sunday, most of them were sleeping in. It was rare to see someone come to the convenience store early in the morning. Although the class leader told us to stay alert, I felt like it would be 9 o 'clock before anyone came in.
The result was out of my expectations. Right after the store opened at 7: 30, a wretched figure walked in — — who else could it be but Eunuch Cao?
"Jie Jie Jie Jie — —" Eunuch Cao rubbed his hands and walked in with a strange smile. He greeted everyone as he walked.
"Master! Miss class leader! And other dear students! I heard you guys were replacing the staff today, so I came to see you guys! "
Loud Mouth snorted: "You're not welcome! If you're not buying anything, then leave! "
Eunuch Cao said embarrassedly: "Why wouldn't I be buying anything? I woke up so early to buy something! Loud Mouth, you're an employee now, so you shouldn't be so disrespectful to customers. "
"So what if I'm disrespectful to you?" Loud Mouth put her hands on her hips, "If you have the ability, then go complain about me!"
Loud Mouth didn't feel any pressure being an employee for a day, so Eunuch Cao could only stop bickering with her and randomly choose from the shelves.
When he arrived next to a shelf selling cleaning products, Eunuch Cao saw Xiong YaoYue standing nearby, so he pointed at a pair of gloves and asked: "What material are these gloves made of?"
"Can't you see for yourself if you have eyes?" Xiong YaoYue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao as if she didn't care.
"Class leader, that's not good!" Eunuch Cao turned around and complained to the class leader, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, but if she's still like this when other customers come, she'll bring shame to our class!"
The class leader thought about it and said to Xiong YaoYue: "You should try your best to help customers solve their problems. Since it's still early and the other customers haven't arrived yet, you guys can use Cao JingShen as a sample customer and practice it!"
With the class leader's order, Eunuch Cao proudly pointed at the gloves and asked: "What material is this?"
Xiong YaoYue picked it up and looked at the label, "It's made of latex. It's latex gloves that won't hurt your hands when you wash things in cold water during the winter. Why are you asking? It's not like I've seen you use it before. "
"What gloves?" Eunuch Cao pretended like he didn't hear well and asked again.
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves? "Xiong YaoYue became impatient.
"Why doesn't it hurt my hands when I wear latex gloves?" Eunuch Cao asked with a look of thirst for knowledge.
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong YaoYue's patience was reaching its limit.
"Is latex amazing?" Eunuch Cao acted like he wanted to argue with Xiong YaoYue, "How are you going to prove to me that your latex is amazing?"
Eunuch Cao said as he looked at the two hemispheres on Xiong YaoYue's chest with a lecherous gaze.
"Go die! Don't think I've never seen porn! "Xiong YaoYue came to her senses and attacked Eunuch Cao's crotch.
"Latex here and latex there, are you trying to take advantage of me? I'm not someone to be trifled with!! "
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