Zhuang Ni stood behind the cashier in place of the class leader while Ai Mi was picking out coke and chips.
Zhuang Ni would always be very reasonable whenever a female customer came over to pay the bill, but she would be cold like a refrigerator when it was a male customer.
"These nail pads have too much mercury, I suggest you buy another brand. It's easy to find on the same shelf."
"What's wrong? You bought so many sanitary pads, is it because you have abdominal pain during your period? Xiao Qin, give her some of the painkillers you take when you have menstrual cramps … What, you didn't bring it with you? Then I'll tell her to run to your dorm to get it. "
"It's a total of fifty dollars and thirty cents. Hurry up and pay, don't look at me with your disgusting eyes."
"Just put the money on the table, I won't take it with my hands. Do you have a problem with me? If you have a problem, then don't buy anything. "
Lei Feng once said: Treat your comrades as warm as spring, treat your enemies as cold as winter. Zhuang Ni managed to treat women as warm as spring, and treat men as cold as winter.
Zhuang Ni didn't forget to balance the amount of red and blue gum when she was taking over the class leader's shift.
She probably checked the ingredients list and found that the gum wasn't good for human health, so she only recommended it to the men who came to pay.
"I don't have change for you. Take a blue gum."
The otaku frowned: "But I want red …"
"Red isn't good for you." Zhuang Ni said firmly, "I can tell you need blue based on how weak you are. Hurry up, don't let the people behind you wait. "
That's not right. According to the theory of TCM, only those who are deficient in both Qi and blood should eat red things (such as red dates). You said that the other party needs blue things. Could it be that you're referring to the little blue pill — Viagra?
The otaku who was secretly ridiculed for being impotent couldn't compete with Zhuang Ni, so he left with a blue gum.
The boy behind him seemed to be the otaku's classmate. He took a red gum from Zhuang Ni and said: "This is fifty cents each, right? I want red. "
Zhuang Ni squinted her eyes and her black abyss-like pupils emitted a strange light.
"Our shop is currently offering a discount. The first red gum is free. Please feel free to eat as much as you want!"
"It's that good?" The man took off the packaging and took a bite. He then frowned and said, "It tastes a little strange. Sure enough, the cheap won't get the good stuff. "
"It definitely tastes weird," Zhuang Ni said as if she was reciting from a book. "Because I put poison in the red gum, and only the blue gum has the antidote. So, do you want to buy it? The blue ones are one yuan each. "
In fact, no matter what kind of chewing gum it was, there was no poison in it. They just tasted a little strange, but the other party was prejudiced by Zhuang Ni. He felt that his whole body was numb and itchy, a sign that he was going to die from the poison. He hurriedly bought four or five sticks of blue chewing gum and stuffed them into his mouth, afraid that the antidote was not enough.
Zhuang Ni relied on forced buying and selling, as well as bullying certain people for their low IQ, to restore the number of red and blue chewing gums to a general equilibrium.
Not only did students come to the convenience store to buy things, but there were also teachers. Our class teacher, the super slow-tempered Mr. Guo came to buy a thermos. He saw that his student was in charge of the convenience store, so he greeted us kindly.
When we reached the cashier, Mr. Guo took the change from Zhuang Ni. After counting it, he was puzzled, "Huh? Zhuang Ni, you gave me an extra 20 yuan! Your math scores are among the best. How could you make this kind of mistake? "
Zhuang Ni calmly took the 20 yuan from Mr. Guo. Then, she took out a brand new 100 yuan from the cash register and gave it to Mr. Guo.
"This is?" Mr. Guo didn't understand.
"Mr. Guo, you gave me an extra 100 yuan when you paid. The two new bills are stuck together."
Mr. Guo blinked. He didn't understand what Zhuang Ni was trying to do. He muttered to himself and slowly walked out of the convenience store.
"Hmph." After Mr. Guo left, Zhuang Ni muttered to herself, "I can't believe he only gave me a passing grade on the essay 'On Integrity' a few days ago. I want to see if he's really honest or not. If he didn't return the extra 20 yuan, then he can forget about getting back the extra 100 yuan! "
So she was trying to test the class teacher? Because he was given a low grade by Teacher Guo for his unconventional essay, he held a grudge and wanted to take revenge? Fortunately, Mr. Guo was honest, otherwise I would have lost 80 yuan for no reason!
On the other side, Ai Mi finally finished picking out a can of chips and a bottle of coke. The reason why she didn't buy more was because Peng TouSi could turn a blind eye within this range, but if she exceeded it, it would be confiscated.
When she reached the cashier, Ai Mi remembered that she didn't bring a single cent with her today. But she wasn't in a hurry and asked me to pay for her.
"Haha, now I can go back and eat chips and drink coke!"
Ai Mi raised her arms in high spirits, but she suddenly looked at the cashier curiously. Zhuang Ni said in surprise: "What, you're not leaving yet? Do you want to try what it's like to be a cashier? "
"Nonsense!" Ai Mi denied honestly, "I've never thought about being a lowly cashier! How can I serve others with my noble status? "
Although she said that, the eager and curious expression on Ai Mi's face betrayed her.
"There's nothing shameful about trying to sell things." I said on the side, "Ai Mi, if you're willing to be a cashier, I'll help you count, how about it?"
I said as I signaled to Xiong YaoYue with my eyes. Xiong YaoYue already understood Ai Mi's temper, so she quickly said: "We were worried about not having enough people! If Miss Ai Mi could come and help us cashier, it would be a great help! Please help us no matter what! "
After hearing Xiong YaoYue's words, Ai Mi nodded and said: "Since you're sincerely begging me, then I'll reluctantly help you!"
Thus the girl behind the cashier changed from the icy Zhuang Ni to the sunny Ai Mi. But Ai Mi didn't want to stand, so she told me to move a chair over and arrogantly sat behind the cashier like a pawnbroker.
"Hey, the principal is working as a cashier! Let's go join in on the fun, she might not be there in three minutes! "
The two boys took the red bean bread from the shelf and walked to the cashier. They were both Ai Mi's admirers, but they also knew that Ai Mi was often hot-blooded, so she would quickly get tired of the cashier job.
Ai Mi imitated how Zhuang Ni scanned the goods, scanned the red bean bread, and calmly accepted the money from the two boys. She was very proud to be able to do such a simple job.
The two boys were so excited to be in close contact with Ai Mi, who had an idol-like beauty. After they paid the bill, they walked to the door and started playing on their phones. They couldn't wait to share the excitement in their hearts with their friends.
"Hey, the principal is working as a cashier at the convenience store! Come quickly! I won't make it if you're a minute late! "
"What? Why would I come if Principal He is working as a cashier? She would only scold me for not studying when she sees me … "
"It's not Principal He Qimei, it's Principal Ai Mi! Ye Lin's sister is working as a cashier at the convenience store on a whim! Aren't you the vice president of the Ai Mi Fan Club? This kind of opportunity only appears once in a hundred years, don't blame me if you miss it! "
"Wha, what? There's such a thing? I'll be right there! I'll buy a dumbbell and let Principal Ai Mi collect it, then I can smell Ai Mi's body every time I exercise! "
I clenched my teeth in anger after I heard some of their conversation — I can't believe there's an evil organization like the Ai Mi Fan Club in QingZi High School! You guys definitely don't do anything during the meeting, all you do is fantasize about my sister!
After Ai Mi was in charge of the cashier, the convenience store ushered in another shopping climax, and it was basically all boys rushing in, then casually picking up an item and asking Ai Mi to pay the bill, trying every possible way to speak to Ai Mi.
"Excuse me, will the paint on these dumbbells fall off?"
"Excuse me, how long does this bean paste bread last?"
"Excuse me, how long does the fragrance on the letter last?"
"Excuse me, does this pencil meet the requirements of the answer sheet?"
"Excuse me, do you have time this afternoon? I have a movie ticket … "
Other than the last question, Ai Mi impatiently replied with "I don't know!" Even those three cold words made the other party feel like they had entered a blissful dream, and they could brag to others that they spoke to Ai Mi.
As for the last guy who dared to ask Ai Mi on a date, I looked at him with a gaze that wanted to eat someone, and he ran away in a few seconds.
"I'm so tired, so bored, I'll just sit here and eat chips!"
As expected, Ai Mi got tired of being a cashier for a while. It just so happened that the class leader wasn't worried about the situation in the store, so she held Obama's hand and returned outside.
"Class leader, walk the dog a bit longer!" I yelled at the class leader through the glass, "We can handle it here, don't worry!"
However, the class leader's sense of responsibility prevailed. She handed Obama over to 004 who was patrolling nearby and returned to the team.
At noon, everyone didn't order takeout, instead, they ate hamburgers from the convenience store. Hamburgers that expire tomorrow are always used as a hidden employee benefit.
At two in the afternoon, Jiang Qian and her three future boyfriends came to the convenience store. Originally, they planned on mocking the class leader who worked here and saying things like 'commoner kids can't rest during holidays'. But when they saw the nouveau riche Ai Mi eating chips behind the class leader with one leg crossed over the other, Jiang Qian turned around and left with dark lines on her face.
Isn't bragging about your family background in front of Ai Mi in Qing Zi High School just asking to be humiliated?
Thus, today's activity at the convenience store ended at six in the evening. Everyone used their shopping cards to buy things they liked to bring back to their dorms, and the class leader's plastic bag was filled with a dozen or so blue chewing gums.
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